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Be Like, Deep Throat, and Dope: Hoes be like "l can count how many niggas i've fucked with one hand" I advise you not to ask a girl her body count. There's a chance you might hear some shit you didn't want to. I was tryna to hook up with this one girl from school. Her name was Debbie but the homies called her deep throat. Head game gonna feel like getting your ears cleaned with a Q tip while reaching climax. I'm not the type of guy to listen to other guys when it come to girls. I rather keep it real and get to know them myself before making judgement. Debbie was pretty cool. Me and her had a lot in common and she seem dope. My homies saw me walk her to class one time and tried to have a intervention with me. I'm hard headed and didn't listen to them. At the end of the day your homies ain't gonna be laid up watching dragon ball super with you. (unless you into that ). I'm on FaceTime having a heart to heart with her. She ask me if I'm a virgin. I be hesitant to answer this question because if I say yes then she might think I'm a fuck boy, but if I say no the she might be down so she can take my V card. Hoes collect virginities like Pokémon. I asked her how many dudes she been with. She pulled out a Dick‘e -Dex (similar to the PokeDex) but it and recorded the vital info of the dudes that hit. Debbie listed my niggas, her niggas, my niggas niggas, and they niggas niggas niggas, more niggas then a lil wayne verse. After listening her List more dudes than avogordos number I was still in the mindset to fuck. That means her sex experience is max prestige and that's a Win. I had to act unsurprised like "oh ok cool" It was good until she said "Yea well that's the past tho my next man is gonna be husband. I spit out drink like triple H laughing. What you talking about sis? How you gonna play me like that? I hung my phone up with God level swiftness. Be careful kings.
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Ass, Dude, and Fucking: 1. Where the hell do testicles go when you sit on a bicycle? 2 Testicles. They're just weird. How do you not sit on them accidentally all the time? Why are you constantly 'adjusting" them? Why does a mere tap to them incapacitate you? The whole gelting hard thing is weird. Can you feel the blood rushing to your penis? Like it seems weird to have an appendage that you feel the bload rushing to and throbbing. Say my arm, for example. that would be a weird ass feeling to experience. P women its more internal and deep. Our cit tingles and such. But for men its just so extemal and different it seems The dick...bounces. When it's aroused, it will go erect, but then Ill suddenly touch his thigh or take off my shirt and it will bounce up and down like an excited dog and for some reason thats so fascinating to me. I found it pretty funny the first time I saw it 5. Back-stabbing with boners. Why? just get sick of them poking me in the back when Im trying to cuddle with a guy. 6. Why don't guys wipe when they pee? I mean the tip is probably a little wet from pee. Do you just gnore any urine that gets on your underwear? Shaking it can't totally get all the pee off. There's no way I could just shake the pee off of my parts. 7. Having some reason that's just...mind-boggling to me. a stick hanging between their legs. For 8. Haw do you rum with things between your legs? 9. When they put their hands in their pants... Why? I asked my S0 this last night and he just said it was a habit, but I've seen other guys do this before. So weird to me. 10. Recently my girtfriend discovered that if I need to pee when Im pooping I will do it sitting down. his amazed her. She asked her brother if he did. too. She still isn't over the fact that guys pee sitting down when pooping. 11. Why don't you use soap when washing your hands after draining the lizard?I mean..thats just nasty 12. Their fascination with boods. And how they seem to forget that boobs have nerve endings and hurt when you poke or hit them. They aren't bongos. 13. How violently guys greet each other, 14 Spitting! Why do men always spit? It's not like they can't swallow it It's so gross! 15. Why farting and pooping is so damn funmy. Every guy ľve ever known has made some joke about Taking a huge dump.or about Taco Bell burning their butthole. 16. The absolute fucking buffoonery they engage in. I have an idea Let's all punch each other on the arm and see who can tolerate the hardest punch. WHAT? Hey guys, let's jump into a cactus. DA FUQ? yo dude, watch me run my jeep into a brick wall SERIOUSLY. HOW DO YOU ALL LIVE PAST SIX? 17. Their savage and inconsiderate lack of manscaping. When they don't shave, and expect the girl to be shaved. I mean, some hair is okay, but when I'm deep throating you, I don't need your hair in my mouth as well 18. The fact that any time you put a few of them together, action happens in some form or the other. Girts don't do this, butI wish we did. Leave like 5 girls together and we ll talk leave 5 guys, and weird shit happens.It's very entertaining though! SORRY FOR THE LONG POST HERES A POTATO 18 Girls Describe The Weirdest Thing About Guys
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