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80s, Adam Driver, and Adam Sandler: NO ONE WILL WATCH THIS No ONE WANTS7 /S UL JUL CARES FOA THIS its-bewitched: trilllizard666: keyhollow:Story matters more than sex, please always remember that. what’s funniest about this comic, I think, is the wildly inconsistent success or complete lack of in the properties and the vast, wild differences between how they were received in the run up to the premier of them as artistic/entertainment propertiesFiegbusters/Ghostbusters 2016 had a PR run that was mostly defined by a weird antagonism where they said detractors are just manbaby basement dwellers that hate women, along with pretty badly done trailers that people compared to Pixels. Remember Pixels? That awful Adam Sandler REMEMBER THE 80S vehicle/scam? That said, unlike Pixels, this Ghostbusters failed to make money. It flopped. It flopped terribly. So Strawman McGee was actually right, Nobody DID Watch This, besides weirdoes that used Holtzmann reaction gifs for a month and kept saying how gay they were for two of the lady Ghostbusters.Star Wars: The Force Awakens was a huge runaway box office success with people excited to see it, even though a lot of people were critical of Rey and how boring she was as a character, in comparison to Finn and Poe, who had a lot more interesting going on with their characters, respectively, and people were excited to see The Last Jedi. Then came the sequel. It was…still a financial box office success, but it was extremely divisive among Star Wars fans and any group of critics that aren’t deeply entrenched “establishment” film critics. And there’s rumors abound it wasn’t quite AS much a box office success as Disney would like, which along with Solo flopping, seems to have resulted in Disney pulling back their Star Wars output a little tiny bit. Possibly.Literally all the reasons that people were apprehensive about Wonder Woman pre-release were all reasons unrelated to her being a woman. She’s one of the most important DC superheroes, a founding member of almost all incarnations of the Justice League, and Frank Miller himself has called part of The Trinity of DC, along with Superman and Batman. People were apprehensive of a Wonder Woman film because almost all the previous attempts to bring Wonder Woman to film or TV have been some sort of disaster, from the Joss Whedon script that leaked that everyone took the absolute piss out of (which had a seriously troubled production that led to the Wonder Woman film we eventually got), to the horrible pilot that makes Wonder Woman into a bizarrely inconsistent crazed murderer. People were apprehensive of a Wonder Woman film because it was part of the badly executed DCEU, with the previous films before this including BvS and Suicide Squad, which were critically SAVAGED. People were looking at a Wonder Woman and dreading it cause they were like “oh god not another one of these fucking awful films”. and then Justice League afterwards was total dogshit. and yeah, there was a bit of controversy about Gal Gadot, but that’s from a mixture of people not being sure she could actually act well enough because she was mostly a model and was in a Fast and Furious film before this, and because she is a proud IDF member, which is kinda controversial because of all the baggage that comes with what the Israeli military frequently does in terms of war crimes. (granted, she was only ever in a non combat role when she served in the military, but come on, this website gave Adam Driver shit for joining the USMC and not doing anything combat related before he got a medical discharge cause he broke his collarbone lmao). it had nothing to do with being a woman.Literally nobody cares about She-Ra except for weirdoes into it, like the beanmouth manchildren animation adherents or the people that uniroically think SJWs are killing everything, and it’s a cheaply made Netflix show. You’d have to almost try on purpose to not make any money from a Netflix show with a low/modest budget. Also I know a few families with young girls and young boys and nobody I know seems to remotely give a shit about the reboot She-Ra. It’s all weird teenagers, shippers, and the type of people that send death threats for people drawing boobs while beating meat to the catgirl in it getting with the main character.Captain Marvel is a box office success and reviewing decently well, but even the critics that like it are leveling criticisms towards how badly shot and done some of the fight scenes and long shots are, and a popular sentient is a lot of the fights have it so that it’s almost impossible to tell what’s happening, which isn’t a criticism unique to Captain Marvel. However, most people that were unthrilled about Captain Marvel before launch…Thought the trailer looked boring (gosh, that’s familiar), or were people raising an eyebrow at how the film’s basically Air Force propaganda. And it’s probably worth saying here, Captain Marvel, or Carol Danvers just isn’t that popular a character and isn’t popular in comics at all. Marvel flagrantly kept trying to astroturf her into an A lister position after they realized they had (at the time), sold off the film rights to a majority of the popular female characters. Most all their popular heroes and anti-heroes and villains that were female are in the X-Men, which was owned by Fox, or in other films in other studios. Cue the pre-Disney buyout reboot of her. Which flopped as a solo title, by the way. Notice how almost all the stuff with Ms Marvel/Danvers Captain Marvel that does well has her as a MEMBER or a side character. She’s a C-level character that came into existence, pre-retcon, because a superpowered Kree’s DNA got mixed with hers in an explosion. She was an emergency replacement, out of universe because of the Captain Marvel DC/Marvel clusterfuck and lawsuits. She’s less a character, and more a device. And this also easily fits under the “needlessly, weirdly antagonistic PR umbrella”nobody that can string together more than a comprehensible sentence does not dislike this things cause there’s women in it, trust me lmao The issue with captain marvel is RT deleting up to 50k reviews from fans that dislike the film. The headlines are “Brie Larson defeats internet trolls!” Calling fans trolls sure does a lot to discourage them from getting into a movie.
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Anime, Crying, and Dad: all 81%. 17:40 be in high SC /r9k/42628703 5 hours ago Anonymous 42628703 >be in high school, year 11 at the beginning of the year i end up befriending a fellow called Max the more i get to know him the more i find out he is a massive fighting anime nerd and absolutely loves martial arts and has even gone so far as to teach himself Tijutsu from Naruto, however no one else seems to know other than his close friends also in thia class is a bully called Sykesey who is nigh on impervious to trouble because the school gives him an easy time because his dad left trouble starts when Max knocks a test tube out of Sykseys hand by accident after class Skysey confronts Max and gives him a punch to the stomach and claps his ears and tells Max to "know your place prick" Max then utters a phrase, through his tears that i will never forget >"So begins the 5th great ninja 0 wat.Png little did i know that Max was going to conduct a all out war against Syksey after the weekend has passed, Max comes into school and tells his friends to find Syksey because "this ends today >Legit think hes going to shoot the school up or something he goes to the bathroom and returns in a black Gi and he has the makeup of fucking Hashirama Seniu whatthefuck. 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Png confronts Syksey in the dinner room courtyard Max clasps his hands together and yells "WOOD STYLE, WILLIW LIMBS JUTSU!" >Syksey doesnt seem to give a shit and throws a punch at Max feints the punch and gives him three consecutive cracks to the side with his forearms >Syksey is pissed and goes ape mode Max keeps fucking dodging Syksey and lightly slaps him each time Syksey misses >Syksey is in a blind rage after a while Syksey is slowing down Max makes more handsigns and then yells "WOOD STYLE, OAK LIMBS JUSTU" begins pummling Skysey with his fists and palms beats him so severely that Sykey begins bleeding continues to beat him until Skysey passes out Thus the first battle was concluded 7 REPLIES H+ 、11 81 % 17:40 >be in high sc rSk/42628703 AC : Anonymous 4 hours ago 42629676 >>42629543 Part Il- Tooth retrieval arc >so things were mostly quiet after the sound beating Max gave to Syksey, bar the odd n nasty look and push in the corridor (by Syksey), things were on the whole quiet this was until an unfortunate weekend where Syksey got blind drunk with his mates and someone brought up the fact that he got beat up by a "naruto kid" >Sykseys mates think this is hilarious and wind him up into a drunkern rage >Syksey sets off to find Max Actually finds the guy when hes walking home with me from a friends house Max never saw the thing coming until Syksey jumped on him and beat him with a tree branch knocked Max's two front teeth clean out Max being the tough cookie he is is laid prone on the floor with tears running down his face and blood everywhere >when Syksey is walking away Max screams the haunting words "IM NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE, DEATH REAPER SEAL JUTSU!" before passing out this time Max looses the war is far from lost though part 3 coming soon, really sorry lads, getting fucked with assignments Anonymous 3 hours ago 42630176 Part lll- reaper death seal >So after the incident in 42629676 Max has been real upset bumped his martial arts from 2/3 sessions a weeek to every the guys is going at it HARD hes been real quiet at school too, the only coherent conversation that we can get from himk is that he wants to "Be strong enough to destroy Sykseys soul" and "i cast the death seal, i cant go back now" this guy takes his Naruto shit very seriously unexpectedly Syksey decides to return to his old bullying ways and trips Max in the corridor this is it, like a coiled spring Max begins weaving hands signs and growling legit think this kid is going to have a seizure "REAPER DEATH SEAL ohfuckthisisit.png.jpeg.exe.w inrar Max begind with a two armed claw grab at Sykseys upper arms Real pimncer grip going on because Syksey lets out a yelp from this position max yells WOOD STYLE OAKEN SKIN JUTSU" proceeds to swing his noggn forward and crack Skysey right on the uupper lip and nose like a jackhammer, Max pummles Skysey with his own Teacher tried to timidly get involves "LEAVE ME WOMAN I HAVE CAST THE SEAL >Syksey is trying to flail with his legs and catches Max on the knee and wriggles free from his grip bloody and scasred Syksey tried to run >Max stands stock still and gets into a crouching position "gate of Joy, OPEN" sprints at full tilt at the fleeing Skysey >spear tackles the fella to the ground >Max then consecutivly pummels the back of the guys head with his arms and fists until iother students pull the guy off of the bullt Max has entered beast mode thus concludes the penultimate saga 5 REPLIES Anonymous 1 hour ago 42632214 The end of the 5th great ninja ar ptl as mentioned before, Syksey was given an easy time due to Over the course of year 11 and lowwer sixth form, his fa- ther returned and brought with him Sykseys older brother, Jez mow Jez is mean, real fucking nasty piece of work and knew how to get under peoples skin at this time, Max had lost a good friend to a bus accident it, despite efforts by his other reall on himself and broiled his Now when Jez learned of this he egged Syksey on to nark on Max about it after learning what Max had done too. >Syksey begins his war of attrition against max, saying nasty shit about this friend begins sending letters to Mcax's house sig dead friend just to get under Max ay at to be exact, syksey goes all out with his bastardness and tells max that his friend probably killed himself to get away from >this hits max hard, real hard finding him later i bathrooms, hes been crying a lot but he has his Senju makeup on and its running fuckinghellthisissad.png through his tyears, Max utters 'Anon, i need to end this before i loose my ninja way >shit is Ma on Naruto? he then weaves many hand igns and says, t gritted teeth "Sage art wood release, True several thousand hands 3 REPLIES Anonymous 41 minutes ago 42632680 The end of the great 5th ninja war pt II_Valley of the Friday passes when i witness the feel that was Max g through his Senju makeup cryn >he simply finds Syksey and challenges him outright max is visibly really torn up and Syksey agrees to a fight at a local recreation ground with a shit eating smug grin >Max leaves and begins to meditate in the max misses his final classes to meditate >find him after school with bloodshot eyes and redone makeup, this time he has continued his makeup down to his shoulders and collarbone >he has his black gGi on, but instead of being tied up, its hung across his shoulders with his sleeves dangling and his arms crossed on his chest thisshitisserious.config >Max seems to be in some sort of sage mode >Me and other friends decide to follow the guy >Makes his way to the rec ground where Skysey has brought two of his friends >Maxyoucantdothis>exe try to convince him out of it, theres three fuckers there, hes going to die si brought my mates with me ik think they want to fuck you up too, like your dead friend Max, dont worry youll see him soon >Max raises his hand and beckons them >Max's friend on his left lunges straight for Max >He dodges, and brings a knee up and an elbow across this kids throat Friend lets out a yelp and falls over In order to get their friend, both others rush Max,Max dodges every single fucking blow and responds by hammering them both with his orearms this goes on, the dodging and hammering until max Breaks one of Sykseys ribs Friend who fell over is back up by this time and tackles Max from behind except he doesnt, Max, in sage mode hadnt forgotten about the other friendd and swings his leg around and catches the guy square in the stomach the kid vomits and collpases >Syksey is in rage mode and lands a punch and a other friend twats Max across the ear and splits Maxs ear 4 REPLIES 26 minutes ago max with split ear provides a road of SAGE ART WOOD RELEASE, SEVERAL THOUSAND HANDS taking a small jump backwards, Max springs, full force into Skyseys other friend and floors the guy on top of him, Max relases a flurry of punches straight into the guys nose and face Max isnt stopping until, Skysey runs into Max this is it, the final fight >Skysey brings his body at full speed, trying to hit Max jumpes out of the way and brings his knee up into Sykseys >a sicken ing crunch ensues while prone on thwe floor Max mounts Syksey and begins hammerng his fists against Sykesys back an wailing and roaring through his tears, Max continues to pummel Syksey takes me and 4 of his friends to pull him off of sey while laid on the ground, Max utters '"I avenged you my friend, please rest in peace thus ended the 5th great shinobi war or 3 REPLIES Narutard goes sage mode
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Doctor, How Many Times, and Life: 1. Redness 2. Breast swelling 3. Pain or itchiness the breast or enlargement of the breast Breast cancer ymph nodes 4. Thickening of the skin 5. Swelling of the lymph on the breast and ridged or dimpled skin texture (peau d'orange) nodes in your armpit or above/below the collarbone Share This might save someone's life. trinsghost: boy-aesthetics: yomeiko: lgbtqkidsrock: ayamccabre: dayzies-s: tan-fit-healthy: letsdeadlyfart: bluedreamsx: slaveoftheflesh: xsorrowxlightx: trumpetnista: rarely-pure-never-simple: thecornercoffeeshoppe: hickshannary: small-and-misunderstood: Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.  My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2 My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.  Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life. This could SAVE a life. dont be embarrassed to reblog, this post could be life saving Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s. As a cancer patient myself, who found my own cancer through a supposed LARPing injury last year, i know how scary it is and how important it is to catch it early. Please spread this around! listen to ur boobs its all in the boobs hoW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO REBLOG THIS ! SORRY FOLLOWERS , #sorrynotsorry Always reblog!  REBLOG,THIS COULD SAVE SOMEBODY!!! DONT BE EMBARRASSED!!! B Reminder that anyone who grew their own breast tissue can get breast cancer. That includes trans women, intersex peeps, and cis men who may not have been aware there could be some breast tissue in there. The only way to be sure you don’t have any at all is if you’ve had it all removed. If you’ve had tissue removed for reasons other than cancer, they likely didn’t remove all of it. If you find something weird, regardless of who you are or how you identify, get it checked out. All of you should reblog this. Breast cancer affects everyone and there’s not enough information about it. My breasts itch all the time…should I start being concerned?? Maybe look up some big about it online, or ask your doctor some questions if you get the chance. If your something with your boobs suddenly changes, and it’s not what you’d consider a good change, get it checked out.  And whether it hurts or it doesn’t, still, get it checked out.  If it turns out to not be cancer, at least you checked and can have peace of mind that you did.   (Been there, done that, had surgery and thank goodness it was not cancer but was a tumor that made me feel like I was being punched in the boob for months.)
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How Many Times, Life, and Saw: 1. Redness 2. Breast swelling 3. Pain or itchiness the breast or enlargement of the breast Breast cancer ymph nodes 4. Thickening of the skin 5. Swelling of the lymph on the breast and ridged or dimpled skin texture (peau d'orange) nodes in your armpit or above/below the collarbone Share This might save someone's life. lgbtqkidsrock: ayamccabre: dayzies-s: tan-fit-healthy: letsdeadlyfart: bluedreamsx: slaveoftheflesh: xsorrowxlightx: trumpetnista: rarely-pure-never-simple: thecornercoffeeshoppe: hickshannary: small-and-misunderstood: Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.  My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2 My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.  Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life. This could SAVE a life. dont be embarrassed to reblog, this post could be life saving Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s. As a cancer patient myself, who found my own cancer through a supposed LARPing injury last year, i know how scary it is and how important it is to catch it early. Please spread this around! listen to ur boobs its all in the boobs hoW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO REBLOG THIS ! SORRY FOLLOWERS , #sorrynotsorry Always reblog!  REBLOG,THIS COULD SAVE SOMEBODY!!! DONT BE EMBARRASSED!!! B Reminder that anyone who grew their own breast tissue can get breast cancer. That includes trans women, intersex peeps, and cis men who may not have been aware there could be some breast tissue in there. The only way to be sure you don’t have any at all is if you’ve had it all removed. If you’ve had tissue removed for reasons other than cancer, they likely didn’t remove all of it. If you find something weird, regardless of who you are or how you identify, get it checked out. All of you should reblog this. Breast cancer affects everyone and there’s not enough information about it.
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How Many Times, Life, and Saw: 1. Redness 2. Breast swelling 3. Pain or itchiness the breast or enlargement of the breast Breast cancer ymph nodes 4. Thickening of the skin 5. Swelling of the lymph on the breast and ridged or dimpled skin texture (peau d'orange) nodes in your armpit or above/below the collarbone Share This might save someone's life. lgbtqkidsrock: ayamccabre: dayzies-s: tan-fit-healthy: letsdeadlyfart: bluedreamsx: slaveoftheflesh: xsorrowxlightx: trumpetnista: rarely-pure-never-simple: thecornercoffeeshoppe: hickshannary: small-and-misunderstood: Saw this somewhere else and felt the need to post it cause no one else ever really tells you this stuff My mom never really noticed. She noticed when she was breast feeding my little brother and blood started coming out instead of milk.  My mom said she felt and saw a little lump in the shower. She was lucky enough she found it at stage 2 My mom had a mammogram. The radiologist thought the spots were just regular calcium deposits.  Turns out it was triple negative breast cancer that had spread to her lymph nods. Mastectomy, radiation and chemo saved her life. This could SAVE a life. dont be embarrassed to reblog, this post could be life saving Signal BOOST and pass it on. I had a breast cancer scare before (luckily it was just scar tissue…) and information like this kept me calm and collected at the doc’s. As a cancer patient myself, who found my own cancer through a supposed LARPing injury last year, i know how scary it is and how important it is to catch it early. Please spread this around! listen to ur boobs its all in the boobs hoW MANY TIMES AM I GOING TO REBLOG THIS ! SORRY FOLLOWERS , #sorrynotsorry Always reblog!  REBLOG,THIS COULD SAVE SOMEBODY!!! DONT BE EMBARRASSED!!! B Reminder that anyone who grew their own breast tissue can get breast cancer. That includes trans women, intersex peeps, and cis men who may not have been aware there could be some breast tissue in there. The only way to be sure you don’t have any at all is if you’ve had it all removed. If you’ve had tissue removed for reasons other than cancer, they likely didn’t remove all of it. If you find something weird, regardless of who you are or how you identify, get it checked out. All of you should reblog this. Breast cancer affects everyone and there’s not enough information about it.
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Cars, Life, and Memes: Man Shot in Las Vegas After Saving 30 People From Attack @balleralert Man Shot in Las Vegas After Saving 30 People From Attack-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Though the horrific incident in LasVegas has taken the news by storm, one man is now being acknowledged for his heroism. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ 30-year-old JonathanSmith, a copy machine repairman, dedicated his life that night to ushering more than 30 people to safe hiding places behind cars during the moments of the attack. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ In doing so, Smith suffered his own injuries after being shot in the neck. “I couldn’t feel anything in my neck. There was a warm sensation in my arm,” he told the Washington Post. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Luckily though, Smith was able to walk out of the hospital, despite his fractured collarbone, a cracked rib and a bruised lung. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ As far as the bullet that could have almost taken his life, Smith says the bullet remains in place as doctors fear that removing it could cause more damage. “I might have to live with this bullet for the rest of my life,” Smith said. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ When it comes to how he feels about his new heroic status Smith said, "I would want someone to do the same for me. No one deserves to lose a life coming to a country music festival.”

Man Shot in Las Vegas After Saving 30 People From Attack-blogged by @thereal__bee ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ Though the horrific incident in LasVegas has ...

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Anaconda, Andrew Bogut, and Bodies : <p><a href="http://unkemptseeker.tumblr.com/post/156311671880/darneildtpg-kazard-residentfeline-how-do" class="tumblr_blog">unkemptseeker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darneildtpg.tumblr.com/post/70031490601">darneildtpg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kazard.tumblr.com/post/47314701489">kazard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://residentfeline.tumblr.com/post/47313500776">residentfeline</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how do cats even work</p> </blockquote> <p>Cats:</p> <ul><li>A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.</li> <li>The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”</li> <li>The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.</li> <li>One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.</li> <li>A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.</li> <li>A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.</li> <li>If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.</li> <li>A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.</li> <li> Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.</li> <li>The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.</li> <li>Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.</li> <li>Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.</li> <li>A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.</li> <li>A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.</li> <li>Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.</li> <li>A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.</li> <li>A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.</li> <li>A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.</li> </ul><p>And that’s how cats work.</p> </blockquote> <p>I learned more about cats in this post than I did in my freshamn biology class in college</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="399" data-tumblr-attribution="catsdogsgifs:To7_XFNnp3zX90sdne6kLg:ZbeFtn2GR8sqM" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_oit0ixuD5g1tyncywo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_inline_okahmwthyQ1qke6tw_500.gif" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-height="399" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c2d74bd469d23e54f4bad2023ff33d6/tumblr_oit0ixuD5g1tyncywo1_400.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="222" data-tumblr-attribution="catsdogsgifs:To7_XFNnp3zX90sdne6kLg:ZbeFtn2HCBtpt" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_ojf1vgNJu71tyncywo1_400.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_inline_okahmxyOFA1qke6tw_500.gif" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-height="222" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/155a2abc8b0bf007dd98d45152747786/tumblr_ojf1vgNJu71tyncywo1_400.gif"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-width="548" data-orig-height="610" data-tumblr-attribution="sanatlibiblog:qmUo2fpC621IhQcyRXk7Gw:Zoty_j2GJajlz" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_oird75YO4E1ub1f96o1_1280.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_inline_okahmyqtwJ1qke6tw_540.gif" data-orig-width="548" data-orig-height="610" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5456309c613ca6e9ee82d9a17791a8c9/tumblr_oird75YO4E1ub1f96o1_1280.gif"/></figure></blockquote>
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Andrew Bogut, Fake, and Friends: 3 months ago AIMAA 1 point Could you go into a little detail about your training in BJJ? Have you found that it contrasts a lot with taekwondo, or are some things that carry over? What kind of sparring do you do? Do you feel your training has given you the skills to defend yourself in a typical Fistreet altercation? Are there any aspects of your training that you felt were particularly worthwhile? Were there any that you wish you didn't have to do? permalink source save-RES report give gold reply hide child comments 3 months ago 1 point I later found out that my experience was very similar to what Bruce Lee went through when he met face to face with grappling. I couldn't believe how quickly I was beaten by someone with a black belt in Jujitsu. I trained in Aiki-Jujitsu Daitu Ryu. Pretty interesting stuff with joint manipulation and pressure points. All of which is illegal in UFC and other cage fighting. But it didn't used to be that way. When the UFC first started my friends and I would attend the matches and even participate ourselves. We wore full uniforms and I won a few matches with "aikido" moves that have since been deemed illegal I used to be deathly afraid to get into fights no More over I was afraid of getting mad. When you train for so many years to strike the throat quickly or the eye you wonder what your reaction will be in a fight. I'm in my 40's now so I don't think much on it. In Aikido you have already lost a fight if you are forced to defend or fight. In early ATA Taekwondo the sparring was super intense. We didn't do "point sparring". We went all out. If you didn't go home with bruises you weren't doing it right. It was always easy to tell who took the earlier classes in the day or the night before. From what I have seen it's just not that way anymore The best training I had was at a tradiitonal Aikido school. By traditional I mean in a real Japanese dojo. Whether it was 10 degrees outside or 110 degrees, it didn't matter. We trained in full uniform, hakama and all. There I learned staff fighting and katana fighting. The ebb and flow of Aikido changed the way I think about martial arts. Also, we sparred traditionally, so it was always the instructor Daniel Linden, pointing to two or more people and then telling them to kumite and it was rough. During my training an average month resulted in a broken nose, broken ribs, broken fingers torn ligaments, scraps, scratches, bumps, lumps and of course, bruises. It was by far my favorite training. I only left it because I moved out of state The meditative aspects of Aikido probably affected me the most. I still use the techniques daily to relax, deal with stress, etc. With simple meditation we were taught to instantly bring down the heart rate, breathing and just to relax. I wish more people knew about that permalink source saved-RES parent report give gold reply AIMAA. 1 point 3 months ago In early ATA Taekwondo the sparring was super intense. We didn't do "point sparring". We went all out If you didn't go home with bruises you weren't doing it right. It was ways easy to tell who took the earlier cl asses in the day or the night before. From what I have seen it's just not that way anymore That's a real shame. Modern taekwondo really lacks that combativeness. Just out of interest, did you advance beyond white belt in BJJ, or was there a reason that you favoured Daito Ryu over it? permalink source save saved-RES parent report give gold reply S] 0 points 3 months ago In the Gracie system I have a brown or purple belt. Honestly, I forget which. I was taking three different art forms at that time. Taekwondo lacks combativeness because of risk of suing. Also, parents get super pissed when little Tommy comes home with a black eye. Daito Ryu was just the first form of grappling I learned. It comes from the earliest organized form of martial arts in the world in Japan. I was created, as all of Japanese martial arts as we know it today, by a Japanese physician who wanted to know more about the human body. He dissected a lot of dead people to learn about pressure points, joint manipulation, etc. Unlike any other martial art, in Daito Ryu, every move ends in a kill move. Much of that was thrown out by the people that first created and made jujitsu popular. The things I could show modern grapplers. They'd shit themsevles. But, it's all illegal in tournaments. Pretty cool stuff though. Many of the moves result in an end move that mean a simultaneous broken hand, broken arm, broken collarbone, etc. It's theorized that multiple fractuers would send the person into instant shock, thus either incapacitating them or instantly killing them Either way, each and every move meant immediate incapacitation either way. It's really an incredible a form but very very risky and violent. permalink source save saved-RES parent report give gold reply 4 C-1 Larfox a 2 points 2 days ago Who did you receive your brown belt in BJJ from, and what year was this? permalink source save saved-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply S] 1 point 2 days ago Chad Chilcutt who, at the time, was teaching out of Wimbleton Fitness out in Bartlett. This was around 1995 I think. permalink source save saved-RES parent report give gold reply 2 points 5 days ago He wasn't even a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu jitsu at that time. In fact, he received his black belt in 2011. Here's the problem. You claim to be a "purple belt or brown belt, I forget which" in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Unless you provide real evidence on who belted you, I have to believe everything you are saying is not the truth. Oh, and I'm getting in contact with Chad Chilcutt. permalink source save save-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply 1 point 4 days ago (last edited 4 days ago) Go ahead. I've got no reason to lie. Maybe he, like many others, wore a higher belt than he actually had in BBJ. I usually wore my ATA black belt. Most of the guys he taught at that time were cops that worked at a prison in town. If you know anything about Wimbleton, it wasn't a school. .just some place you can come to work out, play ball, train, run, etc. When you talk to Chad, tell him the ATA guy with blonde hair who used to train with a big guy named David, the two guys who would go down to the local UFC fights in Birmingham, said hi. In all honesty you sound like someone who is just trying to start trouble. "Oh, and I'm getting in contact with Chad Chilcutt." That just sounds childish and pathetic. How old are you? Don't you have a life? Its a shame because i had hoped to get in contact with people who had been active in martial arts in Memphis/Bartlett at that time. Idiots like you are probably the reason why Reddit sucks. EDIT: Tell Chad I was the guy who had his left leg's ACL broken in training there. That's the reason why I left. Also tell him I found him through my chiro who was teaching Aki Jujitsu Daito Ryu. permalink source save save-RES parent report give gold reply 4 C-1 Larfox a 2 points 4 days ago Idiots like me? Ok. You're the one lying about your belt in BJJ. If you're lying about that, what else are you lying about? The people that make Reddit suck are the ones that have to pretend to be someone they aren't, just to get some self worth. When the UFC first started my friends and I would attend the matches and even participate ourselves. We wore full uniforms and I won a few matches with "aikido" moves that have nce been deemed illega What are you talking about here? You participated in the UFC? Elaborate. Do I have a life? Sure I do. But I'm fine spending a little bit outting a straight up liar. permalink source save save-RES parent edit disable inbox replies delete reply Conversation started Saturday 5/16, 8:51am Hey Chad, I tried to contact you via twitter, but I don't know if you saw it. I'd like to ask you about confirmation on a person you trained with who claims to be a brown belt under you in "Gracie Jiu Jitsu" in 1995. He doesn't give his name, but his description alleges that you would know who he was From the awards listed on your website, you seem to have been a blue belt in the early 2000's, so I just don't see his story matching up. I'd appreciate your thoughts on this, as l'd like to out any person who claims to be a rank in BJJ he is not. Thanks Matt ve got no reason to he. Mayte he, Ike many others, wo e actually had in BB). usually wore my ATA black belt N e guys he taught at that time were cops that worked at a know anything about Wimbleton, it wasn't a school...Ju an come to work out, play bal, train, run, etc. alk to Chad, tel him the ATA guy with blonde har who uy named David, the two guys who would go down to mingham, said hi. ty you sound lke someone who is Just trying to start tr ting in contact with Chad Chkutt. That just sounds chi Chad Chilcutt 517, 2:68pm Man. m still trying to figure it out 517, 3:26pm The only thing I can think of is this guy went to your gym n 95 and trained once. After years, he just formed the lie that he was brown belt under you, then used that plus whatever other fake belts he has to humble brag to whomever about his martial arts background 6:39am Can you confirm that you did not award any purple or brown belts in BJJ to anyone in the mid 90's, so that l can respond to this individual's claims? Chad Chilcutt 10:48am I did not 1:10pm Thanks Seen 1:17pm Guy does AMA, claims to be ranked in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I contacted instructor.
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