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        darkbookworm13:

capricornte:

gummygomamon:

nebula-cnidaria:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding


aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.


Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off


As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.
I’ve seen deer:
1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed
2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey
3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field
4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed
5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the  wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease


@theninjaslother

LOL
so Deer are essentially my anxiety disorder?
: gifak.net
darkbookworm13:

capricornte:

gummygomamon:

nebula-cnidaria:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding


aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.


Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off


As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.
I’ve seen deer:
1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed
2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey
3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field
4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed
5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the  wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease


@theninjaslother

LOL
so Deer are essentially my anxiety disorder?

        

            
            

                
                
                    darkbookworm13:

capricornte:

gummygomamon:

nebula-cnidaria:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding


aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.


Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off


As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.
I’ve seen deer:
1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed
2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey
3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field
4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed
5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the  wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease


@theninjaslother

LOL
so Deer are essentially my anxiety disorder?
: gifak.net
darkbookworm13:

capricornte:

gummygomamon:

nebula-cnidaria:

unseeliequeen:

tawnks:

gifak-net:

Wisconsin White Deer Surprised by his own Antlers Shedding


aw hell no

Deer, although graceful and lovely, are fucking morons.


Who among us isn’t surprised when a part of our head flies off


As a southerner raised by rednecks, I can confirm that deer are adorable morons.
I’ve seen deer:
1.) Run from their own baby after it sneezed
2.) Run from a turkey that was chasing another turkey
3.) Run into the only tree in the middle of a field
4.) Run from ITSELF after IT sneezed
5.) Run circles around my house because a Mockingbird was imitating the  wheezing sound deer use to verbally communicate a sense of unease


@theninjaslother

LOL
so Deer are essentially my anxiety disorder?

                    
                    

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        kentuckwitch:
missmeanest:


hubbabubba-overlord:

discoursegrips:

cistrendered:

democratic-bias:

electoralcollege:

trashgender-garbabe-nova:

ladygolem:

probablyasocialecologist:


https://twitter.com/baldinternetman/status/793470278953238528 



Funny enough, there’s a long history of worker’s struggle in the Appalachians and South.
Redneck Revolt is a good group organizing in these areas around this identity and history.

Yeah regions where mining, agriculture, and similar industries are dominant tend to have a history of socialist organizing and labor agitation, funny how that works

i love how many people are commenting on this basically saying it’s an oxymoron for rednecks to be communists like… in what universe is it an oxymoron for… actual poor and working-class people… to be invested in an ideology  movement that centers around working-class/labor struggle… lmao ????

literally the only reason why there has been a shift in later years is cus of fear mongering to the point where capitalist criticism has become a taboo even for lower class poor people. like many the southern states are some of the poorest states in usa??

“Let’s show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do!” 
-Woody Guthrie
coming from  a non-informed point of view i feel like once again this is Reagan’s fault because he targeted workers unions a good deal… 


People are saying its a oxymoron because “redneck” is usually synonymous with “racist/stupid af” in america. And “racist/stupid af” in america tends to steer very far right.
But there is a actually a whole population of “redneck” that isnt racist at all. They’re actually pretty well educated, theyre just poor and do poor people stuff. They’re the ones who end up introducing black people to white people shit. Like moonshine, mudding and camping. Theyre a trip to hang around.
Theres actually a lot of overlap in the “redneck” and the “hood” culture (large tight knit families, general disdain for authorities, love of bbq…etc), but the rich white people in power dont want people to know that because if the all the poor people reguardless of color realize they have shared interests band together and raise hell. Its over for the 1%. So they try their hardest to emphasize and exaggerate the cultural differences, in hopes of convincing the low income disenfranchized whites to vote right.


I LOVE capitalist critical Appalachian culture. One of the first things i learned that fueled my interest was the origin of the word ‘redneck.’ 
Coal mining was HUGE from the mid 1700s to the early 1900s in states like Virginia and Pennsylvania as coal was a primary source of fuel for a lotta shit. Unsurprisingly, mine owners were capitalist pigs and exploited the hell outta coal miners. Like, paying them by the pound of coal they brought in rather than by hours worked, paying them in vouchers that could only be used at the store owned by the mining company, and offering no kind of health assistance when workers would inevitably succumb to illness and injury caused by the work they did. So miners began to unionize in the mid 1840s. To show solidarity and to make their employers take notice, unionists would wear red bandanas around their necks. And thus, the term ‘redneck’ was coined to describe the union supporters who eventually dismantled a lot of the exploitive practices used by the coal industry. 


Love these! Just discovered the hillbilly leftie podcast the Trillbilly Worker’s Party, and I am so excited to see more leftist organizing in these parts. We have an amazing history of labor struggle, and a fair amount of labor wins, in this region.
: Bout near tarred a you, boy!
kentuckwitch:
missmeanest:


hubbabubba-overlord:

discoursegrips:

cistrendered:

democratic-bias:

electoralcollege:

trashgender-garbabe-nova:

ladygolem:

probablyasocialecologist:


https://twitter.com/baldinternetman/status/793470278953238528 



Funny enough, there’s a long history of worker’s struggle in the Appalachians and South.
Redneck Revolt is a good group organizing in these areas around this identity and history.

Yeah regions where mining, agriculture, and similar industries are dominant tend to have a history of socialist organizing and labor agitation, funny how that works

i love how many people are commenting on this basically saying it’s an oxymoron for rednecks to be communists like… in what universe is it an oxymoron for… actual poor and working-class people… to be invested in an ideology  movement that centers around working-class/labor struggle… lmao ????

literally the only reason why there has been a shift in later years is cus of fear mongering to the point where capitalist criticism has become a taboo even for lower class poor people. like many the southern states are some of the poorest states in usa??

“Let’s show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do!” 
-Woody Guthrie
coming from  a non-informed point of view i feel like once again this is Reagan’s fault because he targeted workers unions a good deal… 


People are saying its a oxymoron because “redneck” is usually synonymous with “racist/stupid af” in america. And “racist/stupid af” in america tends to steer very far right.
But there is a actually a whole population of “redneck” that isnt racist at all. They’re actually pretty well educated, theyre just poor and do poor people stuff. They’re the ones who end up introducing black people to white people shit. Like moonshine, mudding and camping. Theyre a trip to hang around.
Theres actually a lot of overlap in the “redneck” and the “hood” culture (large tight knit families, general disdain for authorities, love of bbq…etc), but the rich white people in power dont want people to know that because if the all the poor people reguardless of color realize they have shared interests band together and raise hell. Its over for the 1%. So they try their hardest to emphasize and exaggerate the cultural differences, in hopes of convincing the low income disenfranchized whites to vote right.


I LOVE capitalist critical Appalachian culture. One of the first things i learned that fueled my interest was the origin of the word ‘redneck.’ 
Coal mining was HUGE from the mid 1700s to the early 1900s in states like Virginia and Pennsylvania as coal was a primary source of fuel for a lotta shit. Unsurprisingly, mine owners were capitalist pigs and exploited the hell outta coal miners. Like, paying them by the pound of coal they brought in rather than by hours worked, paying them in vouchers that could only be used at the store owned by the mining company, and offering no kind of health assistance when workers would inevitably succumb to illness and injury caused by the work they did. So miners began to unionize in the mid 1840s. To show solidarity and to make their employers take notice, unionists would wear red bandanas around their necks. And thus, the term ‘redneck’ was coined to describe the union supporters who eventually dismantled a lot of the exploitive practices used by the coal industry. 


Love these! Just discovered the hillbilly leftie podcast the Trillbilly Worker’s Party, and I am so excited to see more leftist organizing in these parts. We have an amazing history of labor struggle, and a fair amount of labor wins, in this region.

        

            
            

                
                
                    kentuckwitch:
missmeanest:


hubbabubba-overlord:

discoursegrips:

cistrendered:

democratic-bias:

electoralcollege:

trashgender-garbabe-nova:

ladygolem:

probablyasocialecologist:


https://twitter.com/baldinternetman/status/793470278953238528 



Funny enough, there’s a long history of worker’s struggle in the Appalachians and South.
Redneck Revolt is a good group organizing in these areas around this identity and history.

Yeah regions where mining, agriculture, and similar industries are dominant tend to have a history of socialist organizing and labor agitation, funny how that works

i love how many people are commenting on this basically saying it’s an oxymoron for rednecks to be communists like… in what universe is it an oxymoron for… actual poor and working-class people… to be invested in an ideology  movement that centers around working-class/labor struggle… lmao ????

literally the only reason why there has been a shift in later years is cus of fear mongering to the point where capitalist criticism has become a taboo even for lower class poor people. like many the southern states are some of the poorest states in usa??

“Let’s show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do!” 
-Woody Guthrie
coming from  a non-informed point of view i feel like once again this is Reagan’s fault because he targeted workers unions a good deal… 


People are saying its a oxymoron because “redneck” is usually synonymous with “racist/stupid af” in america. And “racist/stupid af” in america tends to steer very far right.
But there is a actually a whole population of “redneck” that isnt racist at all. They’re actually pretty well educated, theyre just poor and do poor people stuff. They’re the ones who end up introducing black people to white people shit. Like moonshine, mudding and camping. Theyre a trip to hang around.
Theres actually a lot of overlap in the “redneck” and the “hood” culture (large tight knit families, general disdain for authorities, love of bbq…etc), but the rich white people in power dont want people to know that because if the all the poor people reguardless of color realize they have shared interests band together and raise hell. Its over for the 1%. So they try their hardest to emphasize and exaggerate the cultural differences, in hopes of convincing the low income disenfranchized whites to vote right.


I LOVE capitalist critical Appalachian culture. One of the first things i learned that fueled my interest was the origin of the word ‘redneck.’ 
Coal mining was HUGE from the mid 1700s to the early 1900s in states like Virginia and Pennsylvania as coal was a primary source of fuel for a lotta shit. Unsurprisingly, mine owners were capitalist pigs and exploited the hell outta coal miners. Like, paying them by the pound of coal they brought in rather than by hours worked, paying them in vouchers that could only be used at the store owned by the mining company, and offering no kind of health assistance when workers would inevitably succumb to illness and injury caused by the work they did. So miners began to unionize in the mid 1840s. To show solidarity and to make their employers take notice, unionists would wear red bandanas around their necks. And thus, the term ‘redneck’ was coined to describe the union supporters who eventually dismantled a lot of the exploitive practices used by the coal industry. 


Love these! Just discovered the hillbilly leftie podcast the Trillbilly Worker’s Party, and I am so excited to see more leftist organizing in these parts. We have an amazing history of labor struggle, and a fair amount of labor wins, in this region.
: Bout near tarred a you, boy!
kentuckwitch:
missmeanest:


hubbabubba-overlord:

discoursegrips:

cistrendered:

democratic-bias:

electoralcollege:

trashgender-garbabe-nova:

ladygolem:

probablyasocialecologist:


https://twitter.com/baldinternetman/status/793470278953238528 



Funny enough, there’s a long history of worker’s struggle in the Appalachians and South.
Redneck Revolt is a good group organizing in these areas around this identity and history.

Yeah regions where mining, agriculture, and similar industries are dominant tend to have a history of socialist organizing and labor agitation, funny how that works

i love how many people are commenting on this basically saying it’s an oxymoron for rednecks to be communists like… in what universe is it an oxymoron for… actual poor and working-class people… to be invested in an ideology  movement that centers around working-class/labor struggle… lmao ????

literally the only reason why there has been a shift in later years is cus of fear mongering to the point where capitalist criticism has become a taboo even for lower class poor people. like many the southern states are some of the poorest states in usa??

“Let’s show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do!” 
-Woody Guthrie
coming from  a non-informed point of view i feel like once again this is Reagan’s fault because he targeted workers unions a good deal… 


People are saying its a oxymoron because “redneck” is usually synonymous with “racist/stupid af” in america. And “racist/stupid af” in america tends to steer very far right.
But there is a actually a whole population of “redneck” that isnt racist at all. They’re actually pretty well educated, theyre just poor and do poor people stuff. They’re the ones who end up introducing black people to white people shit. Like moonshine, mudding and camping. Theyre a trip to hang around.
Theres actually a lot of overlap in the “redneck” and the “hood” culture (large tight knit families, general disdain for authorities, love of bbq…etc), but the rich white people in power dont want people to know that because if the all the poor people reguardless of color realize they have shared interests band together and raise hell. Its over for the 1%. So they try their hardest to emphasize and exaggerate the cultural differences, in hopes of convincing the low income disenfranchized whites to vote right.


I LOVE capitalist critical Appalachian culture. One of the first things i learned that fueled my interest was the origin of the word ‘redneck.’ 
Coal mining was HUGE from the mid 1700s to the early 1900s in states like Virginia and Pennsylvania as coal was a primary source of fuel for a lotta shit. Unsurprisingly, mine owners were capitalist pigs and exploited the hell outta coal miners. Like, paying them by the pound of coal they brought in rather than by hours worked, paying them in vouchers that could only be used at the store owned by the mining company, and offering no kind of health assistance when workers would inevitably succumb to illness and injury caused by the work they did. So miners began to unionize in the mid 1840s. To show solidarity and to make their employers take notice, unionists would wear red bandanas around their necks. And thus, the term ‘redneck’ was coined to describe the union supporters who eventually dismantled a lot of the exploitive practices used by the coal industry. 


Love these! Just discovered the hillbilly leftie podcast the Trillbilly Worker’s Party, and I am so excited to see more leftist organizing in these parts. We have an amazing history of labor struggle, and a fair amount of labor wins, in this region.

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Dear Everyone, It has come to my attention that many people have a problem with me talking about Jesus on my new show..... Some even going as far to say...”If I continue to talk about Jesus they will unfollow me” To that I say refer to the picture below and to let me be very clear in my next few words..... To anyone that enjoys my videos, my political points of view, my opinions on parenting, our future generations, what our country needs to be “Great Again” etc......BUT you have a problem with me talking about Jesus?! I DO NOT CARE AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!! You see this is my show and my page and I’ll talk about what I want to talk about when I want to talk about it.....politics, pop culture, sports, rednecks, and yes even Jesus! We live in a world more concerned about what bathroom their child will use✔️ Feelings being more important than facts✔️ Whether or not our Constitution is up for debate✔️ Parents being friends instead of parents✔️ But God Forbid we use the “J” Word...... You see I LOVE Jesus and like sooo many I agree that Religion and the Common Church have their issues that have left a bad taste in sooo many peoples mouths....but to hate the fact that I believe in Jesus simply because all you thought I was capable of Doing was performing in front of a camera and Rant for your entertainment?! Lol I wonder what it must be like to be as awesome as you are and as perfect as you claim to be?! See I’m not perfect man or Christian and I never will be....which is why I choose to be down with Jesus because I’ve learned that people kinda suck..... So in closing I say this: If you have a problem with me talking about Jesus.......you are free to leave because I don’t plan on stopping. God Bless -Graham🇺🇸 sorrynotsorry daily truth faith jesus: Graham Allen
 @GrahamAllen_1
 If you want me to apologize for talking
 about Jesus..never gonna happen
 If you are upset because you found out
 believe in Jesus....l don't care
 Hating me because of my faith when all
 you thought I did was Rant from a

Dear Everyone, It has come to my attention that many people have a problem with me talking about Jesus on my new show..... Some even going as far to say...”If I continue to talk about Jesus they will unfollow me” To that I say refer to the picture below and to let me be very clear in my next few words..... To anyone that enjoys my videos, my political points of view, my opinions on parenting, our future generations, what our country needs to be “Great Again” etc......BUT you have a problem with me talking about Jesus?! I DO NOT CARE AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!! You see this is my show and my page and I’ll talk about what I want to talk about when I want to talk about it.....politics, pop culture, sports, rednecks, and yes even Jesus! We live in a world more concerned about what bathroom their child will use✔️ Feelings being more important than facts✔️ Whether or not our Constitution is up for debate✔️ Parents being friends instead of parents✔️ But God Forbid we use the “J” Word...... You see I LOVE Jesus and like sooo many I agree that Religion and the Common Church have their issues that have left a bad taste in sooo many peoples mouths....but to hate the fact that I believe in Jesus simply because all you thought I was capable of Doing was performing in front of a camera and Rant for your entertainment?! Lol I wonder what it must be like to be as awesome as you are and as perfect as you claim to be?! See I’m not perfect man or Christian and I never will be....which is why I choose to be down with Jesus because I’ve learned that people kinda suck..... So in closing I say this: If you have a problem with me talking about Jesus.......you are free to leave because I don’t plan on stopping. God Bless -Graham🇺🇸 sorrynotsorry daily truth faith jesus
        

            
            

                
                
                    Dear Everyone, It has come to my attention that many people have a problem with me talking about Jesus on my new show..... Some even going as far to say...”If I continue to talk about Jesus they will unfollow me” To that I say refer to the picture below and to let me be very clear in my next few words..... To anyone that enjoys my videos, my political points of view, my opinions on parenting, our future generations, what our country needs to be “Great Again” etc......BUT you have a problem with me talking about Jesus?! I DO NOT CARE AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!! You see this is my show and my page and I’ll talk about what I want to talk about when I want to talk about it.....politics, pop culture, sports, rednecks, and yes even Jesus! We live in a world more concerned about what bathroom their child will use✔️ Feelings being more important than facts✔️ Whether or not our Constitution is up for debate✔️ Parents being friends instead of parents✔️ But God Forbid we use the “J” Word...... You see I LOVE Jesus and like sooo many I agree that Religion and the Common Church have their issues that have left a bad taste in sooo many peoples mouths....but to hate the fact that I believe in Jesus simply because all you thought I was capable of Doing was performing in front of a camera and Rant for your entertainment?! Lol I wonder what it must be like to be as awesome as you are and as perfect as you claim to be?! See I’m not perfect man or Christian and I never will be....which is why I choose to be down with Jesus because I’ve learned that people kinda suck..... So in closing I say this: If you have a problem with me talking about Jesus.......you are free to leave because I don’t plan on stopping. God Bless -Graham🇺🇸 sorrynotsorry daily truth faith jesus: Graham Allen
 @GrahamAllen_1
 If you want me to apologize for talking
 about Jesus..never gonna happen
 If you are upset because you found out
 believe in Jesus....l don't care
 Hating me because of my faith when all
 you thought I did was Rant from a

Dear Everyone, It has come to my attention that many people have a problem with me talking about Jesus on my new show..... Some even going as far to say...”If I continue to talk about Jesus they will unfollow me” To that I say refer to the picture below and to let me be very clear in my next few words..... To anyone that enjoys my videos, my political points of view, my opinions on parenting, our future generations, what our country needs to be “Great Again” etc......BUT you have a problem with me talking about Jesus?! I DO NOT CARE AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!! You see this is my show and my page and I’ll talk about what I want to talk about when I want to talk about it.....politics, pop culture, sports, rednecks, and yes even Jesus! We live in a world more concerned about what bathroom their child will use✔️ Feelings being more important than facts✔️ Whether or not our Constitution is up for debate✔️ Parents being friends instead of parents✔️ But God Forbid we use the “J” Word...... You see I LOVE Jesus and like sooo many I agree that Religion and the Common Church have their issues that have left a bad taste in sooo many peoples mouths....but to hate the fact that I believe in Jesus simply because all you thought I was capable of Doing was performing in front of a camera and Rant for your entertainment?! Lol I wonder what it must be like to be as awesome as you are and as perfect as you claim to be?! See I’m not perfect man or Christian and I never will be....which is why I choose to be down with Jesus because I’ve learned that people kinda suck..... So in closing I say this: If you have a problem with me talking about Jesus.......you are free to leave because I don’t plan on stopping. God Bless -Graham🇺🇸 sorrynotsorry daily truth faith jesus
                    
                
            

            
                
                
Dear Everyone, It has come to my attention that many people have a problem with me talking about Jesus on my new show..... Some even goin...

                
            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who
 is always carrying around his bookbag of
 toys and can always be found in the
 Pediatric Intensive Care Unit
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn
Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂
        

            
            

                
                
                    Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂: Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who
 is always carrying around his bookbag of
 toys and can always be found in the
 Pediatric Intensive Care Unit
 @DrSmashlove
 Reddit u/Stuffy Unicorn
Part 2 (see previous post for Part 1): He’d leap out of his truck wearing overalls and construction boots and a trucker cap - not Ed Hardy but a real one, an unironic one lol. And he look like Tom Brady in the face but he burly like Tom Hardy. And he got no shirt under the overalls just manly. And my girl like “Aren’t you cold?” And in a syrupy southern drawl he say “mayam - I werked one year as longshoreman in Alasker. One tam - my toes done froze off, lost two. But I survaved. An I don’t git cold no mowar. 🤠” He reach under the steering wheel, pop the hood, walk around, flicks it open, props it up with only his arm, grab wiper fluid out of the bed of his truck which also houses a deer he just shot, opens it with his mouth, pours the fluid, replaces the cap. I’m in awe. My girl even more in awe. He grab a blanket out of his truck and wrap up my girl and he like “just makin sure yer old lady’s warm, sir 😌. Would yall lak to come to my home for some deer steaks before continuing yer journey?” And I’m like “wow what a gracious offer u know what MSNBC and CNN are wrong about y’all, rednecks are amazing people” and just then. Right then. My girl hop out the whip. I’m like “WOMAN! IT’S SNOWING?” And she like “you don’t want steak then suit yourself I’M HUNGRY. We could have stopped at Ponderosa like I asked but you said we almost home WELL SMASH WE AIN’T.” And with that she retreat to the redneck’s truck. “But baby,” I said. “We got a nice home. Like the republican Family in Strangers things 😥.” “That might be true” she say “but money can’t buy happiness.” And just like that they ride off in the sunset. People always say “I was born in the wrong era.” BIH! NOT ME! In the 80s u could lose ya girl over wiper fluid! I’m not handy but I know how a Neapolitan suit should fit in the shoulder and how to tastefully appoint a living room with Eames chairs and Mies van der Rohe bench but still make it vibe with heirloom pieces like a grandfather clock! Bish I’m aesthetic asf! I was raised with sisters! And it’s ladies who, combined with my wondrous tung and pipe game, and my brand of earnest empathy, accept my type of manliness lol! Thank you God!! Bless up! 😂😂😂
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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