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Animals, Memes, and Monster: oxblood midwest-monster
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How do you find a vegan at a dinner party?
midwest-monster
fag-nificent
veganraincloud
flopryn:
Don't worry, they'lI let you know.
How do you find a meat-eater at a party? Don't worry, they'll be
everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their
mouths and saying omg vegans are so preachy
I found the vegan.
Source: flopryn
I found the vegan via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Ebni1q
I found the vegan via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2Ebni1q
Funny, Memes, and Help: Demola
@uncleDemola
In Nigeria, one word can mean so
many things. Example
"eh ehn"No wonder
"eh ehn"told you so
"eh ehn"- So what?
"eh ehn" = As I was saying
"eh ehn"-Please continue
"eh ehn" Really?
"eh ehn" = I'm listening
"eh ehn" Can I help you?
"eh ehn" I remember
Do like this šš¾āāļøšš¾āāļø if you read them all differently šš . KraksTV Entertainment Funny
Do like this šš¾āāļøšš¾āāļø if you read them all differently šš . KraksTV Entertainment Funny
Dude, Memes, and Saw: | want to be this dude
The ancient Greek philosopher Diogenes was known for mocking
people. When watching a hopeless archer failing to hit his target
Diogenes went and sat by it, saying it was the safest place. When he
saw a prostitute's son throwing rocks at a crowd, he said,
Careful, son. Don't hit your father
He is a legend via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2I5OMZZ
He is a legend via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2I5OMZZ
Crying, Family, and Instagram: ditch pony
@molly7anne
Be careful when you start saying stuff
ironically because suddenly you can't
stop. Like I've been saying "yeet" for
days. Yeet yeet yeet, constantly. Vy
family is devastated. I hey won't stop
crying. "You're breaking our hearts,"
they say."Yeet," I say
@ditchponymemes is new to Instagram, but sheās famous on twitter. Go follow them.
@ditchponymemes is new to Instagram, but sheās famous on twitter. Go follow them.
![Bad, Fucking, and God: Sexy
Bible Quotes, Inspired by Some Birds my Friend saw
Fucking Outside her House,
ao3tagoftheday:
oxymoronicromantic:
ao3tagoftheday:
[Image Description: Tags reading āsexy bible quotes, inspired by some birds my friend saw fucking outside her houseā]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: This is one hell of a non-sequitor
āOn the day when the Lord spoke to Moses in the land of Egypt, 29 the Lord said to Moses, āI am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.ā 30 But Moses said to the Lord, āBehold, I am of uncircumcised lips. How will Pharaoh listen to me?ā
7 And the Lord said to Moses, āSee, I have made you like God to Pharaoh, and your brother Aaron shall be your prophet. 2 You shall speak all that I command you, and your brother Aaron shall tell Pharaoh to let the people of Israel go out of his land.ā
ā¦I donāt think itās telling anyone that theyāre doing activism wrong????
Anyways. Song of Songs is sexier.
Ok! First off, thanks for putting the verses in; that makes my life easier! Second, Song of Songs is undoubtedly sexy, but the phrase āuncircumcised lipsā is much sexier. Hereās why:āUncircumcised lipsā is a literal translation of the Hebrew, and scholars have spent millennia trying to figure out what the fuck it means. Because, like, itās a weird fucking phrase, letās be real. Actually, letās all take a moment to imagine what that might physically look like. We deserve it.Anyway, back on topic. Most scholars have ended up interpreting it as saying that Moses has some kind of speech impediment. But thatās really a stretch. I mean, if thatās what was meant, why not say, āa man of broken speechā or something like that? No, I think the meaning of that phrase is a lot simpler.Circumcision is the sign of the Jewish covenant with G-d. In this period of the Bible, after G-d and Abraham made the covenant but before the Law was given at Mt. Sinai, circumcision was the single, defining thing that set the Jewish people apart from everyone else. So what does it mean to have uncircumcised lips? I submit that to speak with uncircumcised lips is to speak with a non-Jewish voice.But Moses is Jewish! Why would his voice not be? Because, Moses is unique among the Jewish people. He wasnāt raised as a slave. Thatās what the Jewish people are in this period and have been for hundreds of years. Theyāre slaves. For generations, that slavery has defined and warped their culture. Moses has never been a slave and has never lived among his people who are. He may be Jewish, but his understanding of his people, and therefore his ability to speak for them, is non-existent.So G-d tells Moses to speak to Pharoah on behalf of the Jewish people and Moses says no. How will he speak for his people, advocate for them, demand their freedom, when he canāt speak with their voice? He canāt do it and he tells G-d no. No, I wonāt speak for the slaves when I am free. Itās not my place.So what does G-d say? He says Moses is right. He tells Moses to give G-dās message to Aaron, a man who has been a slave all his life, and let Aaron go to Pharoah and speak for the Jewish people. Because Aaron is of them, understands them, their pain, their oppression, in a way that Moses, a free man, canāt and never will. Aaron speaks with a truly Jewish voice, with circumcised lips, so he must be the one who speaks for the Jewish people.So basically, G-d tells Moses to speak over an oppressed group he isnāt a part of, Moses says āno thatās bad activismā, and G-d says āyouāre right oppressed people should speak and direct their own fight against oppression.āIn conclusion, sure, the Song of Songs is sexy, but have you ever tried telling G-d that he needs to work harder to prioritize marginalized voices?](https://pics.me.me/thumb_sexy-bible-quotes-inspired-by-some-birds-my-friend-saw-42056428.png)
Girls, Latinos, and Love: Girls be saying they look like potatoes all
the damn time.... Listen papa frita, I love
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Funny, Memes, and Edgy: Roses are red, big boys don't cry
@rosesareredpics
Man spent 12 years in a coma.
Says he heard everything including
his mother saying hope you die"
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My cat thinks he is the best at hiding. He is nearly
blind, so he doesn't know that his cover is usually
a lot smaller than him. I will stare straight into his
eyes and ask where he went, saying that he's the
best hider. After a minute or two, he will jump
out of his hiding spot and run over to me. I'll say,
There he is!" Then pet his head. He looks so proud
of himself every time.
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![Confidence, Saw, and Target: Lard Baron 3468 points 2 months ago [-]
When I was young my father said to me:
"Knowledge is Power....Francis Bacon"
I understood it as "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon"
For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and
what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quote to someone,
"Knowledge is power, France is Bacon" they nodded knowingly. Or someone
might say, "Knowledge is power" and I'd finish the quote "France is Bacon" and
they wouldn't look at me like I'd said something very odd but thoughtfully
agree. I did ask a teacher what did "Knowledge is power, France is bacon"
meant and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but
nothing on "France is bacon". When I prompted further explanation by saying
"France is Bacon?" in a questioning tone I just got a "yes". at 12 I didn't have
the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I'd never
understand
It wasn't until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped
dreamergirly:
I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier](https://pics.me.me/thumb_lard-baron-3468-points-2-months-ago-when-i-41904876.png)
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