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: marauders4evr I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn't a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin's camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there's no way this could possibly go wrong... marauders4evr spaceship-amie honestly the MOMENT harry found out about the prophecy he should've created a wizards jackass Harry: Owill now drink eightglasses of milkin threeminutes. Hermione: Nope! Nonyou won't! No, you won't. trickstergames @blackkatmagic joisbishmyoga 1. Hermione does not need the extra stress, she's already a frazzled mess from her academics, poor kid 2. Suddenly I realize how very much JKR (and, admittedly, a lot of the rest of us) have forgotten about being teenagers milkshakesandknives But, we all know Slytherins get involved too. Mainly because Draco has the mindset of "anything potter can do, I can do better!" the ean't) But, I'll it would take is for Harry to say is "scared Malfoy?" and there Draco is in a shopping cart next to Potter ready to race down the astronomy tower themiscyra1983 "DRACO EVEN IF HARRY IS RIGHT IN HIS ABSOLUTELY DAFT INTERPRETATION OF PROPHECY, THE PROPHECY DOESN'T COVER YOU" "LEAVE IT, Granger, I'm DOING this" "HE'S DOING THIS HERMIONE" marauders4evr YES THESE ARE THE QUALITY ADDITIONS I WANT ON MY POSTS! marauders4evr died-by-gendering replied to your post: I still say the most unrealistic part Aa I Except that Dumbledore told Hary that not all prophecies come true Draco and Harry, already halfway down the tower with no chance of stopping or slowing down: He said WHA mzuul I had to draw it.. PAWN
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jasker: AAAAHH WOW!!! LOOK AT ALL THESE WONDERFUL ASKS oh my gosh you guys! i honestly wasnt expecting such a huge response but im SO happy this is making so many other people happy!! 💕💗💖 i love these girlfriends so much *m*: TASKEK CA luciayshadow said: Anonymous said: rocketmermaid said: Your Bowsette comic is the cutest thing about her that I have read Trans lesbian Bowsette is amazing and beautiful and cute and your comic thing you did about it was amazing!! Thank you for your portrayal of Bowsette as a beefy trans lesbian, As a beefy trans girl myself, the blonde tiddy anime princess portrayal of Bowsette made me feel left out in the cold, and I love seeing women like myself portrayed as gorgeous and worthwhile. You also draw my favorite versions of Jasper, with whom I also share a deep affinity. Keep up the good work! <3 .. ... logicalman6 said: Anonymous said: Just wanted to say Thank You For Your Bowsette, she's beautiful and I hope we see her again, and maybe her hanging with Jasper. Thank You For Your Time can you draw more bowsette pleasel? And Your Art goldenevil91 said: Yeeeeeess more trans lesbian Bowsettel She and Peach are my new otp! umbretoaster said: Anonymous said: YES YES YESI WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE Bowsette has little chain chomp earrings I love them that's so cutell I lov her Anonymous said: like the way you draw the b e ef dawn0star said: docsyonide said: hey. hey. your bowsette comic and design gives me life and im going to be Sorry to trouble you with another message; I'm sure you're getting tired of me thinking abt it all day i think at least Anonymous said: posting: I just have to say I went and looked up what this whole Bowsette thing was and yours was my favourite; all the others are just peach in Goth but you Hot take, vour rendition of bowsette is the only valid one in all of existence :0 actually showed a design that could be extrapolated from who she was to who irpandaking said: she is now. It's wonderful. Though, admittedly, Im biased a little as she's big and I always love your big women^_ Can't wait for your next workl Take carel That's was hecking cute! ... Anonymous said: Anonymous said: Hey no offense but I would die for your trans lesbian Bowsette she so good and I loved your Bowsette comic, I wish there was more wholesome content for this trend but everywhere I look it is pom. lovely jasker: AAAAHH WOW!!! LOOK AT ALL THESE WONDERFUL ASKS oh my gosh you guys! i honestly wasnt expecting such a huge response but im SO happy this is making so many other people happy!! 💕💗💖 i love these girlfriends so much *m*
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mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all “we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck what things are getting fun what what the fuck excuse me EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK fucking finallyadmittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be SDXHFDSCXLHKLKHFDSXCLHVLHKDSFLKHXCHKLLSKHFDXCLHVKLHKDFCXLHVKLHKDVXCKLHLHKFDXKLHVCLHKDFVCX ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch : TEA EGG WAFFLE IRONGRILLED 27:11 Every Way to Cook an Egg (59 Methods) | Bon Appétit Bon Appétit mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all “we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck what things are getting fun what what the fuck excuse me EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK fucking finallyadmittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be SDXHFDSCXLHKLKHFDSXCLHVLHKDSFLKHXCHKLLSKHFDXCLHVKLHKDFCXLHVKLHKDVXCKLHLHKFDXKLHVCLHKDFVCX ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch
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nicoleartist: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all “we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck what things are getting fun what what the fuck excuse me EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK fucking finallyadmittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be SDXHFDSCXLHKLKHFDSXCLHVLHKDSFLKHXCHKLLSKHFDXCLHVKLHKDFCXLHVKLHKDVXCKLHLHKFDXKLHVCLHKDFVCX ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch I just watched part of this and I was losing my fuckin shit : TEA EGG WAFFLE IRONGRILLED 27:11 Every Way to Cook an Egg (59 Methods) | Bon Appétit Bon Appétit nicoleartist: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: mikuslefttwintail: thanks youtube i always wanted to know how to grill an egg watches it to find out if this guy actually plans to try to grill an egg by just. sticking it on a grill, shell and all “we couldnt start this video on all of the ways to cook eggs without also doing a few ways to NOT cook eggs” excuse me what the fuck what things are getting fun what what the fuck excuse me EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK fucking finallyadmittedly considering all the other shit this man has used to make eggs in this video i’m really not as phased by this as i thought i would be SDXHFDSCXLHKLKHFDSXCLHVLHKDSFLKHXCHKLLSKHFDXCLHVKLHKDFCXLHVKLHKDVXCKLHLHKFDXKLHVCLHKDFVCX ive finished the video. eggposting over. what the fuck did i just watch I just watched part of this and I was losing my fuckin shit
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arcaneloquence: gayahithwen: dstriple: No one got hurt in this attack. Because the attacker did not use a weapon that can mow down people in seconds… it also didn’t happen in the US. What’s that about “people will find a way if they really want to kill someone”? No, they won’t. Not having easy access to accurate, deadly, ranged weapons is an effective deterrent to a lot of potentially violent people. I also just want to call attention to a very important phrase: “The man students are now all getting help as needed.” Like…over here, the first cry is always “terrorist!” if a shooter (or any attacker) is POC and “mentally ill… TnT” if he’s white. Mentally ill and neurodivergent people get thrown across the altar of gun violence to shield the real causes, like toxic masculinity and toxic whiteness. But in this case, while there’s an acknowledgment that the attacker was mentally ill, the reaction is to help him find appropriate treatment rather than to scapegoat mental illness, as a monolith, and falsely claim that it causes most of our gun violence. A sick man got violent, for whatever reason, and because he didn’t have access to fucking assault weapons, both he and his victims (for lack of a better term, since these kids seemed to handle it fairly alright) are alive to work their way through it in a healthier manner, hopefully averting future similar incidents. Contrast that with the typical U.S. model of “white man opens fire, kills 15, then kills self” and look at the stark difference. : Rami Ismail @tha_rami A 44-year old man with severe mental issues attacked my former high school in the Netherland:s today Since he did not have access to guns, he brought knives, and was scared away by students throwing their backpacks at him The man & students are now all getting help as needed. 9:24 AM-06 Mar 18 from Hilversum, Nederland 22.3K Retweets 57.7K Likes Rami Ismail @tha_rami I have no data on whether the man plays violent videogames, as of yet the Dutch government has not called to arm all our teachers or give them tactical combat training, and the National Backpack Association has not made a statement, although admittedly l'm not sure it exists. 9:29 AM.06 Mar 18 from Hilversum, Nederland 2,166 Retweets 12.6K Likes arcaneloquence: gayahithwen: dstriple: No one got hurt in this attack. Because the attacker did not use a weapon that can mow down people in seconds… it also didn’t happen in the US. What’s that about “people will find a way if they really want to kill someone”? No, they won’t. Not having easy access to accurate, deadly, ranged weapons is an effective deterrent to a lot of potentially violent people. I also just want to call attention to a very important phrase: “The man students are now all getting help as needed.” Like…over here, the first cry is always “terrorist!” if a shooter (or any attacker) is POC and “mentally ill… TnT” if he’s white. Mentally ill and neurodivergent people get thrown across the altar of gun violence to shield the real causes, like toxic masculinity and toxic whiteness. But in this case, while there’s an acknowledgment that the attacker was mentally ill, the reaction is to help him find appropriate treatment rather than to scapegoat mental illness, as a monolith, and falsely claim that it causes most of our gun violence. A sick man got violent, for whatever reason, and because he didn’t have access to fucking assault weapons, both he and his victims (for lack of a better term, since these kids seemed to handle it fairly alright) are alive to work their way through it in a healthier manner, hopefully averting future similar incidents. Contrast that with the typical U.S. model of “white man opens fire, kills 15, then kills self” and look at the stark difference.
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iwouldservehim: amelietlikemysoul: vaspider: thebibliosphere: mojavejourneys: fancyladssnacks: reddragonsbreath: barrett-the-babe: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: incestiel: almostdiedthreetimes: feasibleweasel: autonomousartisan: demoniccupcake: the-guy-below-me-sucks: doctorfeelbad: couragemadnessfriendshiplove: world-shaker: Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?  Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.  Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.  Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’. aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.” I’M DONE. Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth “Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…” Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it. OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.” HOW R00d I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering” I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’ After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch I have to try this. Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead. I put my author bio into it and Edgar Allan Poe and William Shakespeare started fighting over the werewolf puns. I put in the first three paragraphs of The Bureau and Charles Dickens dubbed Tom a ‘swaggering scoundrel.’ … this is very fucking legit. I TYPED POE AND DICKENS WROTE “Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul” and Poe just responded with :( Two of them were having a continuous fight over a certain phrase and I wrote “Stop that you dicks” and Poe and Shakespeare intervened and made it “Quickly cease that thou dicks”: Home Videos Untitled document File Edit View Insert Format Tools Table Help 6 other collaborators See what it's like to collaborate with famous storytellers. Admittedly, a few years after their prime. Share your collaboration Check out what else is possible once you go Google. iwouldservehim: amelietlikemysoul: vaspider: thebibliosphere: mojavejourneys: fancyladssnacks: reddragonsbreath: barrett-the-babe: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: incestiel: almostdiedthreetimes: feasibleweasel: autonomousartisan: demoniccupcake: the-guy-below-me-sucks: doctorfeelbad: couragemadnessfriendshiplove: world-shaker: Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?  Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.  Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.  Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’. aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.” I’M DONE. Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth “Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…” Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it. OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.” HOW R00d I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering” I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’ After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch I have to try this. Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead. I put my author bio into it and Edgar Allan Poe and William Shakespeare started fighting over the werewolf puns. I put in the first three paragraphs of The Bureau and Charles Dickens dubbed Tom a ‘swaggering scoundrel.’ … this is very fucking legit. I TYPED POE AND DICKENS WROTE “Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul” and Poe just responded with :( Two of them were having a continuous fight over a certain phrase and I wrote “Stop that you dicks” and Poe and Shakespeare intervened and made it “Quickly cease that thou dicks”
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iwouldservehim: amelietlikemysoul: vaspider: thebibliosphere: mojavejourneys: fancyladssnacks: reddragonsbreath: barrett-the-babe: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: incestiel: almostdiedthreetimes: feasibleweasel: autonomousartisan: demoniccupcake: the-guy-below-me-sucks: doctorfeelbad: couragemadnessfriendshiplove: world-shaker: Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?  Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.  Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.  Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’. aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.” I’M DONE. Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth “Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…” Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it. OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.” HOW R00d I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering” I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’ After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch I have to try this. Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead. I put my author bio into it and Edgar Allan Poe and William Shakespeare started fighting over the werewolf puns. I put in the first three paragraphs of The Bureau and Charles Dickens dubbed Tom a ‘swaggering scoundrel.’ … this is very fucking legit. I TYPED POE AND DICKENS WROTE “Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul” and Poe just responded with :( Two of them were having a continuous fight over a certain phrase and I wrote “Stop that you dicks” and Poe and Shakespeare intervened and made it “Quickly cease that thou dicks”: Home Videos Untitled document File Edit View Insert Format Tools Table Help 6 other collaborators See what it's like to collaborate with famous storytellers. Admittedly, a few years after their prime. Share your collaboration Check out what else is possible once you go Google. iwouldservehim: amelietlikemysoul: vaspider: thebibliosphere: mojavejourneys: fancyladssnacks: reddragonsbreath: barrett-the-babe: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: incestiel: almostdiedthreetimes: feasibleweasel: autonomousartisan: demoniccupcake: the-guy-below-me-sucks: doctorfeelbad: couragemadnessfriendshiplove: world-shaker: Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?  Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.  Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.  Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’. aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.” I’M DONE. Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth “Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…” Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it. OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.” HOW R00d I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering” I just used it to yell at Dickens about Tale of Two Cities, I am happy now I typed in ‘hello other writers’ and Edgar Allen Poe changed it to ‘Hello secondary writers’ After I had been writing for a while Edgar suddenly deleted my last sentence and wrote “THE END.” rude son of a bitch I have to try this. Rebageled again but to add if the link above doesn’t work, try this one instead. I put my author bio into it and Edgar Allan Poe and William Shakespeare started fighting over the werewolf puns. I put in the first three paragraphs of The Bureau and Charles Dickens dubbed Tom a ‘swaggering scoundrel.’ … this is very fucking legit. I TYPED POE AND DICKENS WROTE “Edgar the ever tormented and woeful soul” and Poe just responded with :( Two of them were having a continuous fight over a certain phrase and I wrote “Stop that you dicks” and Poe and Shakespeare intervened and made it “Quickly cease that thou dicks”
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