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Click, Dude, and Frozen: kandrakelsierthe-formerone Follow lapushpaclk twilight but bella is accidentally super stoned every time edward does something weird and supernatural so she never actually notices or figures it out by herself, but she points it out every time and scares the hell out of him the cullens have had several code reds, all because edward's new lab partner keeps brushing up against him unintentionally and going "woan, dude. you re like, super cold" eventually, after months of them hanging out and her repeatedly missing key things he gradually makes more and more obvious he is literally sitting underneath the sun and sparkling, and she just squints at him, gives him a silly thumbs up, and then a high five shortly after he just gives up and tells her rosalielesbianhale edward being so fed up with keeping the secret from bella so they're lounging in the sun, with edward just waiting for it to click, for her to realise that he's not human bella spends so long looking at him with edward completely frozen in place waiting to see what her reaction will be. he's prepared for fear in her eyes, for her to scream, to distance herself from him or possibly run away. what he is not prepared for is her lazily trailing her finger down the length of his forearm and breathing out a single word. "pretty." she then falls back on the grass with her eyes closed enjoying the sun but edward is so outraged that he springs to his feet, not even bothering to move at a human pace and throws her words back in her face as if they were an affront. "pretty?? bella, this is the skin of a killer." bella just snorts, barely opening her eyes to look at him "okay, edgelord," there's a lazy smile on her face but she doesn't even bother to sit up before she continues, "edward, seriously, that's the skin of every teenage girl in the 90s and i admire your bravery in attempting to bring back body glitter but don't oversell it." hybridsins I stan stoner Bella morganfrederickrielly don't oversell it Stoner Bella

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Club, Drugs, and Fucking: imthesnarkknight: tyrianterror: roachpatrol: nearly-headless-horseman: totalnerd666: her-my-oh-ne: #can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about. Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right nowSay something, make my dayDas right Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE.  #this is a harry potter blog#seriously any profession that turns out a kid like hermione#must be utterly terrifying#nevile finds out it involves rearranging people’s teeth with wires and drills#and drugs and scrapy knives#and is like AHA#I KNEW IT#I KNEW THEY WERE TERRIFYING#hermione granger: horrifying storm of a girl since day one#(so do the muggles have to be hunted down for that or does the government assign you targets) he asks her one day#she squints at him for a long time#’they volunteer’ she says eventually#neville shivers#muggles are HARDCORE Including tags because oh my fucking god. Those tags are perfect
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Anaconda, Bailey Jay, and Family: PEOPLE WHO ARE CHARACTER FLAWS RAYALİ DEAD WORST SEXUAL HUMILIATIO BETRAYALDEAD BECAUSE OF YOUNIGHTMARES S100 $100 S100 S100 $100 200 $200 $200 $200 $200 SO SO AM Do UNDE DEAN karichanarts: oneshoeshort: the-captain-destiel: myweirdtorments: guntheramvs: casonly: phantomrose96: castielcampbell: timetravellingmarauder: myjusticecake: flutiebear: lastlabyrinth: #I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT I NEED TO WRITE MY NAME FOR This is the single greatest thing this fandom has ever produced. This is fucking transcendental. AND THE BEST PART IS THAT IT’S ENTIRELY WITHIN THE REALM OF CANON POSSIBILITY. I’m actually surprised that this hasn’t happened. poor sammy Dean: “Uh…character flaws for 100” Gabriel: “This character suffers from crippling issues with his own self-worth due to a lifetime spent religiously obeying his abusive father!” Dean: “Oh come on…” Gabriel: “Final answer?” Dean: “No uh…Dean. Who is Dean? Me. Whatever.” Gabriel: “Correct! Nnnnnext category!” Dean: “…C-character flaws for 200.” Gabriel: “This character used to consider himself the better of two brothers, but after several years of reckless decisions and huge failings that left hundreds perhaps thousands dead he’s since spiraled into a perpetual state of self-hatred and depression!” Dean: *side-eyes Sam* “C-can I choose another category?” Gabriel: “Nope!” Dean: “But I—“ Gabriel: “Oh come on this one is EASSSYY! I’ll even give you a hint.” Dean: “No I—“ Gabriel: “It’s the same brother who got your mom kille—” Dean: “SAM ALRIGHT? SAM. WHO IS SAM?” Gabriel: “CCCOOOORREECCTTT! AND DEAN IS BLAZING UP THE LEADER BOARD. NNNNEXT QUESTION!” *Both Winchesters sink into immense inescapable self loathing* Gabriel: You’re still in control of the board Dean, you’re doing great. Dean: *smirks at Sam* Ok, let’s get out of this fucking category.  Sexual Humiliation for 500. Gabriel: If you’re sure.  “This character tried on panties and he liked it.” Sam: *buzz* “Who is Dean?” Gabriel: Right you are my boy.  Dean: Dammit Sam, how did you know that?? Sam: It was an educated guess.  I’ll take sexual humiliation for 300. Gabriel: “This character is in love with a certain rebel angel named Castiel and he won’t admit it.“ Castiel: *buzz* “Who is Dean?” Gabriel: Correctomundo!  I’m surprised you got that, you always were a bit dense bro. Dean:  CAS?! Castiel: *ignores dean* Why are these answers in the forms of questions?  Or should I say *buzz* “These answers are in the form of questions” to make it a question.  It’s all very confusing.  Gabriel: Come on, kiddo you’re sucking the fun out of it. Just pick a category. Castiel: *squints at board* .. uh.. Betrayal for $100. (laser beam noises) Castiel: What- Gabriel: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT IT’S THE DAILY DOUBLE!  Sam and Dean: *groaning* Gabriel: How much you wanna wager? Castiel: Wager? Gambling really isn’t a good habit, and I’m not sure- Gabriel: All right, the whole $500 it is! “This character betrayed his family for the Winchesters, then betrayed the Winchesters for Crowley, and then, in proper assbutt fashion, betrayed Crowley for himself. And then kind of fucked the world over a few times too, in the meanwhile.” Castiel: … *heavy sigh* I promised I would redeem myself- Gabriel: OOPS WRONG ANSWER. We’ll open it to the other contestants.  Sam: *buzz* Who is Castiel? Dean: Sammy, come on.. Sam: What? I wanna win.. It got better Every bit of this is gold. Where has this been all my life I just can’t breathe anymore 😂😂😂
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Ass, Bitch, and Bruh: When you see a nigga running across the street yelling, "BOONK GANG!" 290 km/h 니OO @typicalterome 40 Dumbass 💀 - *gets in car with friend* "Wassup bro." "..." *he puts car in drive* "Aye you good?" "She broke up with me." *instantly regrets getting in car* "Aye man it's not that serio-" "10 YEARS!!! 10 YEARS WE WERE DATING. AND THEN WHEN I PROPOSED TO HER-" "You PROPOSED?" "-SHE SAID 'Were like brother and sister.' LIKE WHAT THE FUCK BRO?" "That cause you are brother and sis-" "AND WHEN I TRY TO CALL HER, SHE DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE OR TEXTS!" "Don't y'all live togeth-" *car flies through a red light* "Aye bro just clam down. Don't do anything rash." "RASH? THE BITCH GAVE ME AN STD TOO! AN UNCURABLE ONE AT THAT!" "Holup what-" "AND THE PRICE FOR THE MEDICINE IS FUCKING INSANE BRO! I SHOULD JUST FUCKING END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, HUH?!" *car swerves into oncoming traffic* "AYE BRO CHILLLLLL!" *I grab the steering wheel* *goes back into the correct lane* *friend is crying now* *I pull over somehow* "Just let me drive, bruh." *switches seats and continues driving* "I loved her man. I really did. How could she do this to me." "Well, considering she's your sist-" "All the time I've spent with her, gone to waste." "Look man-" "I dont need your sympathy right now." "I'm not giving you sympathy dickhead you almost killed me-" "From now on, I'm gay." "Wait, what the fuck did you just say?" *puts his hand on my thigh* "You don't want to do this." "I've been eyeing you for a long ass time, bro. I fantasize about you all day. I can see our kids faces now..." "WE ARE BOTH DUDES. WE CANT GET PREGNANT!" "You're so close minded, I like that." *licks my ear* *thoughts of suicide fill my head* "DUDE STOP TOUCHING ME!" *car honks at us* "SORRY! HEY, DONT TOUCH ME THERE BRO I SWEAR TO GOD!" *goes for my zipper* *karate chops his neck but no effect* *zipper opens* *contemplates options* *sees bridge approaching* *favorite song is Stan* "ID RATHER DIE THEN HAVE MY MEAT SUCKED!" *swerves into the bridge barrier and flies off into the water* "AH!" *wakes up from nightmare in a cold sweat* *sees someone laying on top of me* *my dick is out* *squints* "Uncle?" *person dashes out of the room*
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