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Bad, Jordan Peele, and Obama: By the way, I would have voted for Obama for a third term if I could. <p><a href="http://anti-stupidity-capaldi.tumblr.com/post/173721140685/siryouarebeingmocked-redbloodedamerica" class="tumblr_blog">anti-stupidity-capaldi</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://siryouarebeingmocked.tumblr.com/post/173720695475/redbloodedamerica-filmgifs-get-out-2017-dir" class="tumblr_blog">siryouarebeingmocked</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/173714990808/filmgifs-get-out-2017-dir-jordan-peele" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://filmgifs.tumblr.com/post/173651818346/get-out-2017-dir-jordan-peele" class="tumblr_blog">filmgifs</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>Get Out </b>(2017) dir. Jordan Peele</p></blockquote> <p>Jordan Peele writes a fairly racist plot where wealthy, white, woke, elitist liberals are secretly the villains.  And wealthy, white, woke, elitist liberals still loved it.</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b1ddf32ab9fe239daccb99a67e2e3ed4/tumblr_inline_p8dfdevmir1r1jtxd_540.jpg"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6dd450247d21e6d245865a0e1707549c/tumblr_inline_p8fkan3Rjv1r1jtxd_540.jpg" class="" data-orig-height="405" data-orig-width="540" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b1ddf32ab9fe239daccb99a67e2e3ed4/tumblr_inline_p8dfdevmir1r1jtxd_540.jpg"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I just like like the irony of how people use this movie to crap on white people when Peele is biracial. And he was raised by his white mother. And his wife is a white woman.</p> </blockquote> <p>Haha it’s not a “fairly racist plot,” it’s just a plot, and it happens to deal with race and racism.  The movie doesn’t imply that just because this group of white people are psychotic and racist that every white person is psychotic and racist. That’s just something you’re choosing to take from it @redbloodedamerica which makes you just as bad as the SJWs who do the same.</p></blockquote>
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Bless Up, Booty, and Christmas: Picked up this little girl today. I never knew something so cute could have such horrendous farts @DrSmashlove Reddit u/thecasquatch Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair. Scurrying back to the office at 12:58 pm. Stinkin. Just sweatily stinking up a storm baby girl u are appreciated 🤤. See me in the lobby I’m holding the elevator door looking at u and u like “OMG smash I stink LOL!! I’ll take the next one!” No the eff u won’t 🤗😂. This is Christmas in Ferrurary. 🎅🏼 Christmas in March. 🎄 U feel me? “Don’t be silly lol! All aboard 😁.” I inhale inaudibly thru my nose and let out a small, very small like dis big 👌 pip squeak cough ... “damn! Sinuses lol...CAN A BROTHER GET SOME CLARITIN IN HERE 😤” (c) Key and Peele 😂. Ain no damn sinuses bruv. I just had to get that one wondrous serene low key whiff of pure mid Day booty sweat 🍑💦 . U could had taken a few minutes to shower. But u didn’t. U didn’t for all of us - witcha nastass 😍😂. Now u perfuming the elevator before returning to ya office to put clothes and heels back on. Again I thank u. Mid day work doldrums can be heavy but an elevator full of yoga pant booty stench, like an Umbria espresso chased by a bubbly water, awakens the senses and enlivens the loins 😍. And before u ladies attack me for being a freak first of all bish YES I AM 😂. Second of all not long ago a ting was taking a vigorous ride on Le Pony like the Ginuwine song when, half a minute prior to busting, she buried her face in my underarm and bounced-clapped Le Chèéks vigorously on mine Peepington and I’m like “wha?” And she said in that deep, satanic I’m-bout-to-buss voice “DONNNNT STOPPPP 🐲👹👺” and she let loose the waterfall harder than I had theretofore experienced and at that moment it dawned on me: Le Stínk is a gift from God (among many) visited upon humankind to bring us back to our animalistic senses. Back to the jungle. U feel me? Amazonian type isht. Embrace Le Stínk. U an me baby ain’t nothing but mammals. So let’s do it how they do on the discovery channel BLESS UP 🤤😍😂

Shout to u ladies bruv I see u. Pink nikes. Black yoga pants with the strategically placed sheer cutouts. Oversized coat. Dripping wet hair....

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Chris Evans, Gif, and Jordan Peele: FANDOMETRICS BRI NELEB TIES CLLEBRITI <h2>Celebrities</h2><p><b>Week Ending March 12th, 2018</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chadwick%20boseman">Chadwick Boseman</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/timothee%20chalamet">Timothée Chalamet</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/guillermo%20del%20toro"><b>Guillermo Del Toro</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/lupita%20nyong'o">Lupita Nyong'o</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/danai%20gurira">Danai Gurira</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/michael%20b%20jordan">Michael B. Jordan</a> <i><i>−4</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/mark%20hamill"><b>Mark Hamill</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/sebastian%20stan">Sebastian Stan</a> <i><i>−3</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tom%20holland">Tom Holland</a> <i><i>−2</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jordan%20peele"><b>Jordan Peele</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/armie%20hammer">Armie Hammer</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jimmy%20kimmel"><b>Jimmy Kimmel</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/daniel%20kaluuya">Daniel Kaluuya</a> <i>+5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/margot%20robbie"><b>Margot Robbie</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/winston%20duke">Winston Duke</a> <i><i>−7</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/gal%20gadot"><b>Gal Gadot</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/oscar%20isaac"><b>Oscar Isaac</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/chris%20evans">Chris Evans</a> <i><i>−8</i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/meryl%20streep"><b>Meryl Streep</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/trixie%20mattel">Trixie Mattel</a> <i><i>−8</i></i></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name moved up or down from the previous week. Bolded names weren’t on the list last week.</i></p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-width="470" data-tumblr-attribution="triumphsanddisasters:iZjc4H4M82HQ237wrsj78Q:Zrsfvr2IRHcpo"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4b3ac9d6d47424c7439bb24e6072f133/tumblr_olcowqpjCh1stlfaoo1_r1_500.gif" data-orig-height="236" data-orig-width="470"/></figure>
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