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Facts, Fanfiction, and Harry Potter: Most Common Sentences By Each Author SUZANNE COLLINS Hunger Games Series STEPHENIE MEYER Twilight Series J.K. ROWLING Harry Potter Series My name is Katniss Everdeen. I don't know. I shake my head. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. Now I wish I had. I swallowed hard. He hesitates. I'm not really surprised. Something is wrong. Isighed. He sighed. I shrugged. frowned. He chuckled. I laughed. He shrugged I flinched. I took a deep breath. He didn't answer Nothing happened. Harry looked around. Harry stared. He waited. Harry said nothing They looked at each other. Harry blinked. He looked around. Something he didn't have last time. He stood up. Created by OBenBlatt of Slate.com Source: Harry Poeter 1-7, Hunger Games 1-3, Twilight 1-4 december-has-risen: imaginarycircus: jennlferlawrence: frostingpeetaswounds: i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong” the twilight one is like abstract poetry They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to. if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

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Facts, Fanfiction, and Harry Potter: Most Common Sentences By Each Author SUZANNE COLLINS Hunger Games Series STEPHENIE MEYER Twilight Series J.K. ROWLING Harry Potter Series My name is Katniss Everdeen. I don't know. I shake my head. I am seventeen years old. My home is District 12. Now I wish I had. I swallowed hard. He hesitates. I'm not really surprised. Something is wrong. Isighed. He sighed. I shrugged. frowned. He chuckled. I laughed. He shrugged I flinched. I took a deep breath. He didn't answer Nothing happened. Harry looked around. Harry stared. He waited. Harry said nothing They looked at each other. Harry blinked. He looked around. Something he didn't have last time. He stood up. Created by OBenBlatt of Slate.com Source: Harry Poeter 1-7, Hunger Games 1-3, Twilight 1-4 december-has-risen: imaginarycircus: jennlferlawrence: frostingpeetaswounds: i laughed so hard at the “i don’t know” and “something is wrong” the twilight one is like abstract poetry They all kind of read like weird little stories in and of themselves. HG is about an amnesia victim trying to recall the facts people have told her about herself, but which she doesn’t remember. Twilight is a love story about two mimes. And Harry Potter is the tragic story of boy whom absolutely nothing happens to. if you read it all three horizontally it sounds like a fanfiction cross over between katniss and harry and the author is making them have a really awkward first meeting

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Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058
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Af, Anaconda, and Confused: Thread I am about to tell you an epic tale about subterfuge, dating in the 21st century and the fall of human civilization. This actually happened to me and it could happen to you too. Get some popcorn. Thread* 48 PM 39 Aug 18 2,419 Retweets 4,030 Ls So a few weeks egolwas on the Tinder machine ahopping my soul around and t vary attractwe young laxty No bio. Fairly innocuous l text her n we make amall tak abt work or a bit than she gois,uaty, thawa hic huge precentation im werkin on for my job, would you be ottended if I got back to you ve gol more free time? youre cute and t want to meer you Im just oo busy m thought wel that's an owerty elaborate way to ghest somsone i say TolI woudrt be offended Isotaty get t me up when you're iree thank you t was wormed you late buri for sure ra test you in Sk" ฮ n my head Tm Two waaks pais 1 compktdy sorget about her then I remember and go back o tinder andic ontt ind i that's ward she deleted her tinder buti take it s overly elaborate ghoating methods Then yesterday Iget a vext THEY IM omomow t was wondering if you wanted wa coukd go get drinks ater and see what happens m like wel iibe daned Genuinely didnt think she would message me around todoy and tomonow but just conte around 6 and 11 meet you try the stage thes weead ot say sure thing lpoking formand bo it This moming she texts me at 9 am hey it's gonna rain today but i thin it shoud clear up in time for our de I'm ike coot ill be there Iplay football wth gerwond aliar soday and aspresa m iscredulty at the stuation Ifind her Instagrmt says singer actress, model, 3000 ollewersand Im Ehe uugghhhh I dunno bro. THIS SHIT FEELS OFf but fuck it 0 I make my way to Unign Square Eat a hot dog and look Ơwer by this open tot by and about 100 ppl and camerus and sh Manhattn shit e random a She leats me eym neinng a lttle tn but jut meet me by te stage then we can golwaen't gonna stand n fhont of e fucking stage sol stand af so tha ade a bit 0 Eventusly ee a giiming towards bockstage wn two enonmoue bodyguards in sunglaases and reaise its her and fm thinking WHAT THN l stay back and oosess the snuation and fuck imma playing and she gets on the stage and im so fucking confused but think wel guees she's a social mecde rality or 0 L immeciately think Im too fucking old She gets Pe me and is lke thanks for coming outbet you re oll mondering the fuck is this about 0 She then ays kow al of yog hee are on tindler and I'm Ike oppe0 Then she says l've invited you all here for proceads to gve a hunger pane about wtut its gomna take to 0 L THE DUDES THERE SHE FOUND D THEM THESAME SHITTEXTEDTHEME TCEND oN 0 Every man n ne owd look down ard mimes WHAT IN 000 THE THIB SHIT to themsl NAME OF SCOOBY Ad that poiet I un geuiely imazedal he falopian fortitude the g possesses This is top 10 gremest and plaged TUST NO ONE I TRUST NOTHING FMVAN CIVILIZATION DONT GET GOT THE END clare harper flood herpoonen h weet your l We in 2018, she in 2058 by sooshi MORE MEMES
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Puns, Wine, and Forbes: KOREA NEWS KPOP NEWS UNFAEDAH NEWS KDRAMA NEWS KPOP FACTS jaechun go #NATNAT KNEWS MIME KPO NDONESIA FOLLOW!! INSTAGRAM enando.natnat T.O.P Big Bang Belikan Teman-Temannya iPhone 7, Netter Tak Kaget source WowKeren natnat_knews wowkeren - Dengan popularitas besar mereka saat ini, tak mengherankan kalau para personel Big Bang memiliki penghasilan besar. Bahkan grup beranggotakan 5 orang tersebut masuk daftar salah satu musisi dunia di bawah 30 tahun dengan penghasilan terbesar versi Forbes. Baru-baru ini postingan Instagram dua teman T.O.P menjadi sorotan tersebut. Akun Instagram dengan username @jaechun_go dan @_ilstagram mengunggah foto iPhone 7 baru yang masih berada di kotaknya. Rupanya, ponsel tersebut adalah pemberian dari T.O.P. Pada caption postingannya, akun @jaechun_go menulis, "Seunghyun-ah (nama asli T.O.P), terima kasih. Aku akan menggunakannya dengan baik" sedangkan akun @_ilstagram menulis, "Seunghyun-ah, terima kasih. Ulang tahunku kan masih belum hehe". Postingan keduanya pun menjadi topik bahasan netter di situs Pann. Para netter rupanya tak terlalu terkejut mengetahui T.O.P menghadiahi kedua temannya iPhone 7 mengingat penghasilan besar yang didapat penyanyi kelahiran 1987 tersebut. . "Dia (T.O.P) sanggup membeli kebun anggur yang bisa memproduksi 8 ribu botol wine setahun untuk dirinya sendiri," komentar netter. "Itu masih bukan apa-apa. Big Bang main game tangga untuk menentukan siapa yang bayar 14 ribu dolar (sekitar Rp 186 juta). "Yang lebih luar biasa lagi adalah penghasilan G-Dragon lebih banyak dari T.O.P," ujar yang lain. • • • postnya dah di apus ya 😂 . dagelan_kpop @dagelan_kpop

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Dick Pics, Drone, and Heaven: R.I.P. TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DIE EVERYDAY AND ARENT ACKNOWLEDGED BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT CELEBRITIES Another selfie with flowers around your face, Are you bettering the human race? More dick pics, or pics of pricks next to cars, Yet children in Iraq and Syria starve... Y'all are where? With your squad turntup! Did you care about Pakistani children burntup? By drones flown with sat phones into brown homes in no fly zones, deaths grown from cell phones while you watch me write sad poems. Another picture of your food, you serious? Chaka are you a mad lad & a bit delirious? You know that people don't have food to eat, That's why I save food by not eating meat Think of all the crops wasted on feeding lambs, All the water saved by boycotting protein scams Yeah but keep eating your fruits from across the planet. You're part of the problem causing damage. I'm out here trying to solve what I can manage, Not part of the murder yet they call me savage. Keep miming songs of the celebrities Keep cooning while there's children in need Keep buying up stores of french companies Keep videoing lynchings but drink responsibility, Honestly your privilege means the death of kids, It bothers me that village was where people lived, Your god says if you forgive you will go to heaven, So you said sorry as your purchased your iPhone 7, I'm not out here trying to guilt trip, Just sick of the cracking whip of bullsh*t, & self indulgence that reigns down on them daily, She's asking some god to save me, hypocrisy in policy and more dead babies. Am I doing my best? Life is providing a test... Let me ask you the same question, do something now, don't regret unlearned lessons. There are many possibilities, we live in close proximity, to the billionaires and millionaires with no accountability, they cause more fatalities on families, social media watches passively. By default we are complicit tacitly, I don't care about your promotion in a corporation, It's our fault our own vanity only fancies we, He's got no air like fish in an ocean of infestation, the guy who filmed his death is facing prison, freedom of speech isn't a place for wisdom. You don't get dead for chatting sh*t, you get killed for speaking accurate, more slaves more massacres, chakabars
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