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advice-animal: I hope I can become this spiteful one day: shock if fallout 76 really is a world where "every character is a real person" & there's no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i've established enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character teamOplayerO someone help where's the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over yes-sica God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage druid, and ranger that played the game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests, I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of ale. I'd buy their ingredients and make awesome food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy to all the gossip. Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was brewing massive amounts of the most gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a year I roleplayed with these people as a simple barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant and then during a harvest festival where every player on our server was in attendance and I was payed to provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had happened. They where all going to die, and die they did. Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore rpers mind you) and some had been playing those characters for 8 years and there they all were collapsed and dying. Soon they were all unconscious, as you could only die if you went unconscious three times in one day or if a certain psychotic bartender came and cut off your head which I did to every player in our group of 38. They were all there, and unfortunately so was I Revenge against what, you ask? So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there was in character justification for any instance of disputed player killing, obviously my situation prompted a call for an investigation. I understood those rules from the start though, and I kept a written log in the game where I detailed my character's building hatred of every single other player character in the world. He would keep track of every little thing from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that people roleplayed to develop their characters into the madness of mine So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he had multiple journals packed full of a thousand reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who was also the server admin had some ornate cloak with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what kind of insufferable prick he must have been for wearing it. I would just write one or two things down every day for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs to locate in the tavern basement and read through. The result was that they found my massacre to be in good form and in-character, so the server was not rolled back and instead they decided to reset and implement a new landmass they had been working on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a handful of the veteran players who had been top dog for several years in their little gladiator arena. I only did any of it because my first character was murdered by some overzealous asshole who just used his character to project his inferiority complex. He killed me on my second day on the server because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it was taking place in the middle of town and there was a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was not invited and he was a known prick it was found justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said fck that, and rolled a new character who was ostensibly eager to please and non-threatening. I won. This one? Source: shock 114.795 notes D ; advice-animal: I hope I can become this spiteful one day
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I hope I can become this spiteful one day: shock if fallout 76 really is a world where "every character is a real person" & there's no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i've established enough of a rapport i'm going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character teamOplayerO someone help where's the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over yes-sica God I spent countless hours as a teen playing on a heavily modded and roleplay enforced ultima online server. I played Cedric Sartone, simple farmer turned tavern owner who eventually turned it into THE BEST PLACE IN TOWN. It was poppin every night, I was buddies with every adventurer, soldier, mage druid, and ranger that played the game. After they went out and grinded their skills and did their quests, I was waiting for them with a warm fire and plenty of ale. I'd buy their ingredients and make awesome food and booze (max level cooking!) and was privy to all the gossip. Little did they know I had a side hobby, I was brewing massive amounts of the most gamebreakingly toxic poison possible. For over a year I roleplayed with these people as a simple barman, pretended to be their friend and confidant and then during a harvest festival where every player on our server was in attendance and I was payed to provide the food and drink... I poisoned every last morsel of food, every drop of drink and after the reagent delivered his speech and all of these fools raised their goblets for the toast and took that deadly sip, I stepped onto the stage and revealed what had happened. They where all going to die, and die they did. Now this was a permanent death server (hardcore rpers mind you) and some had been playing those characters for 8 years and there they all were collapsed and dying. Soon they were all unconscious, as you could only die if you went unconscious three times in one day or if a certain psychotic bartender came and cut off your head which I did to every player in our group of 38. They were all there, and unfortunately so was I Revenge against what, you ask? So the server had a pretty strict policy regarding pvp and pk, essentially the GMs had to determine if there was in character justification for any instance of disputed player killing, obviously my situation prompted a call for an investigation. I understood those rules from the start though, and I kept a written log in the game where I detailed my character's building hatred of every single other player character in the world. He would keep track of every little thing from petty slights, to unpaid tabs, but more importantly I adopted the little mannerisms that people roleplayed to develop their characters into the madness of mine So Elias was always whistling, well I recorded how infuriating Cedric found it in his journal, and soon he had multiple journals packed full of a thousand reasons an unstable maniac could use to justifiably re: server rules) murder anyone. The reagent who was also the server admin had some ornate cloak with a custom texture, so I wrote like three pages about how pompous it was, and extrapolated what kind of insufferable prick he must have been for wearing it. I would just write one or two things down every day for over a year, so I had many books full for the GMs to locate in the tavern basement and read through. The result was that they found my massacre to be in good form and in-character, so the server was not rolled back and instead they decided to reset and implement a new landmass they had been working on. Some people were really pissed off, mostly a handful of the veteran players who had been top dog for several years in their little gladiator arena. I only did any of it because my first character was murdered by some overzealous asshole who just used his character to project his inferiority complex. He killed me on my second day on the server because I wandered into the funeral of his friend (it was taking place in the middle of town and there was a crowd, of course I was curious) and because I was not invited and he was a known prick it was found justifiable for his character to kill mine because of the emotional turmoil blah blah. So yeah I said fck that, and rolled a new character who was ostensibly eager to please and non-threatening. I won. This one? Source: shock 114.795 notes D ; I hope I can become this spiteful one day
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curlicuecal: salamanderapocalypse: thesylverlining: punkrockinchairs: vvnmeme: arofili: hi so i just heard this song  and ??? i’m crying ???? my aro ass can finally relate to something ??? from will jay’s twitter: we fell out of touch when i moved back from LA but will is such a genuinely sweet person i’m so happy for him i highly encourage yall to check him out OH SHIT… I’m smiling so hard at this. Oh my gosh. New favorite thing. @atalana also having cruised through his originals, some more neat topics he’s done music videos about: toxic masculinity / performative masculinity No emotions/Don’t talk with your hands/Your mannerisms/Should be more like a man’s Gangsta racism in media / whitewashing I’ve been stuck in the background/Always kept my head down/I need a big break, don’t you go break my heart Leading Man representation / individuality I’m tired of falling /For someone else’s story /‘Cause he gets the girl and I get ticket stubs /I guess it’s time to write my own personal version of love Version of Love : Never Been in LOVE curlicuecal: salamanderapocalypse: thesylverlining: punkrockinchairs: vvnmeme: arofili: hi so i just heard this song  and ??? i’m crying ???? my aro ass can finally relate to something ??? from will jay’s twitter: we fell out of touch when i moved back from LA but will is such a genuinely sweet person i’m so happy for him i highly encourage yall to check him out OH SHIT… I’m smiling so hard at this. Oh my gosh. New favorite thing. @atalana also having cruised through his originals, some more neat topics he’s done music videos about: toxic masculinity / performative masculinity No emotions/Don’t talk with your hands/Your mannerisms/Should be more like a man’s Gangsta racism in media / whitewashing I’ve been stuck in the background/Always kept my head down/I need a big break, don’t you go break my heart Leading Man representation / individuality I’m tired of falling /For someone else’s story /‘Cause he gets the girl and I get ticket stubs /I guess it’s time to write my own personal version of love Version of Love
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curlicuecal: salamanderapocalypse: thesylverlining: punkrockinchairs: vvnmeme: arofili: hi so i just heard this song  and ??? i’m crying ???? my aro ass can finally relate to something ??? from will jay’s twitter: we fell out of touch when i moved back from LA but will is such a genuinely sweet person i’m so happy for him i highly encourage yall to check him out OH SHIT… I’m smiling so hard at this. Oh my gosh. New favorite thing. @atalana also having cruised through his originals, some more neat topics he’s done music videos about: toxic masculinity / performative masculinity No emotions/Don’t talk with your hands/Your mannerisms/Should be more like a man’s Gangsta racism in media / whitewashing I’ve been stuck in the background/Always kept my head down/I need a big break, don’t you go break my heart Leading Man representation / individuality I’m tired of falling /For someone else’s story /‘Cause he gets the girl and I get ticket stubs /I guess it’s time to write my own personal version of love Version of Love : Never Been in LOVE curlicuecal: salamanderapocalypse: thesylverlining: punkrockinchairs: vvnmeme: arofili: hi so i just heard this song  and ??? i’m crying ???? my aro ass can finally relate to something ??? from will jay’s twitter: we fell out of touch when i moved back from LA but will is such a genuinely sweet person i’m so happy for him i highly encourage yall to check him out OH SHIT… I’m smiling so hard at this. Oh my gosh. New favorite thing. @atalana also having cruised through his originals, some more neat topics he’s done music videos about: toxic masculinity / performative masculinity No emotions/Don’t talk with your hands/Your mannerisms/Should be more like a man’s Gangsta racism in media / whitewashing I’ve been stuck in the background/Always kept my head down/I need a big break, don’t you go break my heart Leading Man representation / individuality I’m tired of falling /For someone else’s story /‘Cause he gets the girl and I get ticket stubs /I guess it’s time to write my own personal version of love Version of Love
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shitmensendme: getinmelanin011: hoekagei: SAY 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 AGAIN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 This is so so so so so fucking FUCKING accurate, oh my God!! Bringing this back for summer 18 : 12:38 PM Ce facebook.com **00o AT&T d.akasha.xo Fellas y'all think your mannerisms are harmless fun and girls overreact when y'all catcall us but let me explain it to you. When y'all follow us for blocks and our head is buried in our phones it's not because we're acting like we don't see you. We're actually paying a lot of attention to you. We're also in the group chat giving 5+girls a full description of what you look like and what you're wearing and sharing our location If anything happens they know who to look for. When y'all grab our arms on the street trynna talk to us and a few days go by and you wonder why you don't see us walk that way anymore it's because we rerouted our entire trip to avoid you possibly grabbing us again. When y'all see us at parties and make jokes about us always going to the bathroom in large groups it's because there's safety in numbers and 3 of us could fight off one of you a lot easier than one of us could. Y'all think it's fun and games, but for us it's terrifying. Y'all are literal strangers to us on the streets but approach us with all the confidence in the world. It's not funny. We grow up listening to our mother/aunts/sisters/friends etc. tell stories about their close encounters with men who felt lke they owed them something. We don't owe y'all shit. If y'all see someone walking by and you don't know them keep it at a simple "hi. Stop following us. Stop grabbing us. Stop demanding we pay attention to y'all when we're just trying to exist in peace. Keep this in mind for summer 17. shitmensendme: getinmelanin011: hoekagei: SAY 👏🏽 THAT 👏🏽 SHIT 👏🏽 AGAIN 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 This is so so so so so fucking FUCKING accurate, oh my God!! Bringing this back for summer 18
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