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inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D : inquisitorhotpants: burntcopper: futureevilscientist: optimysticals: uovoc: konec0: sleepyferret: shitfacedanon: dat-soldier: sonnetscrewdriver: dat-soldier: did-you-kno: Source back the fuck up There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up. So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him. The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off. Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes. did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out This just keeps getting better I fucking love history. ok but tbh that story misses a lot of the subtlety of the situation like ok so this story is the Romance of Three Kingdoms, and essentially takes place between Zhuge Liang, resident tactician extraordinaire, and Sima Yi… OTHER resident tactician extraordinaire. The two were both regarded as tactical geniuses and recognized the other as their rival. Zhuge Liang had a reputation for ambushing the SHIT out of his opponents and using the environment to his advantage, thus destroying large armies with a small number of men. Sima Yi (who kind of entered the picture later) was a cautious person whose speciality was unravelling his opponent’s plans before they began. So it was natural that the two would butt heads; however, since Sima Yi tended to have more men and resources, he started winning battles against the former. Which, y’know, kinda sucked. On to the actual story: Zhuge Liang is all like “shit i gotta defend this city with like 10 men.” Literally if he fights ANY kind of battle here, he WILL lose; his only option for survival is not to fight. And that’s looking more and more impossible until he hears that his rival is leading the opposing army. And then he gets this brilliant idea. He basically opens all the gates, sends his men out in civilian clothes to sweep the streets, and sits on top of the gate drinking tea and chilling out and basically makes the whole thing out to be a trap When Sima Yi comes he’s all like “yo come on in bro” and Sima Yi is like “yeah he’s never been that obvious about his traps before. this is definitely a bluff” and he’s about to head in when he realizes wait. he knows that i think he’s bluffing. and so he gets it in his head that maybe, just MAYBE, Zhuge Liang has this cunning plan that will wipe out his army - recall that he has a pretty good handle on what his rival is capable of. And after a long period of deliberation (which is just like “he know that I know that he knows that etc.”), being the cautious man he is, SIma Yi eventually decides to turn his entire army around and leave. Zhuge Liang later points out that the plan was based specifically on the fact that he was facing his rival; if it had been anyone else, there’s no way it would have worked. A dumber or less cautious person would have simply charged in and won without breaking a sweat.  and that’s the real genius here: it was a plan formed entirely just to deceive one man, and it worked. Zhuge Liang is the most brilliant, sneaky-ass bastard in history. One time his side’s army was out of arrows, which pretty much meant they were screwed. So Zhuge Liang goes and does the logical thing, which is build a fuck ton of scarecrows and put them all on boats. Then he makes the men hide in the boats and sail them out on the river. Well, that day was super foggy (which Zhuge Liang had predicted. Did I mention he was also a freakishly accurate meteorologist?). So the enemy across the river sees a fleet of boats armed to the teeth with what appears to be half an army of men. They panic! and start firing arrows like crazy.  Zhuge Liang lets this play out for a while, then he’s like, ”Ok guys that’s enough.” They calmly turn the boats around and go back to base, where they dismantle the scarecrows and pull out all the enemy’s arrows. Zhuge Liang is legend. I love this post. It just keeps getting better. Like seriously, I would have adored learning about this in World History. If you want to see this in cinematic glory, watch Red Cliff. Especially since it makes Zhuge Liang look like this: Red Cliff is 50% bloody battles and 50% eye candy and about half of that eye-candy is due to Zhuge Liang I fully support watching Red Cliff; it’s gloriously silly entertainment during the battle scenes. Guess what just got moved to the top of my watch list?? :D
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galexion: zatanna-maximoff: taraljc: aura218: spiderine: yo-its-matt: awildpaige: doctordisaster: goofy-ruthie: popculturebrain: THX Just Shared the Original Sheet Music for its ‘Deep Note’ for the First Time Look at this lad. Image: THX, Ltd.The Deep Note, the distinctive synthesized crescendo that is THX’s audio trademark, is one of the most iconic sounds in all of film. For the effects firm’s 35th anniversary, they’ve now shared the sheet music behind the sound. thanks i hate it how dare you i love it I can hear this image and I’m crapping myself as is standard Can you imagine a choir singing this and how chilling that would sound The whoosh is in D Major! It got better: in a capella (please make this guy famous, his talent is unmatched) i just played the video and my cat sat straight up and looked like she’d seen a ghost Oh my god The fuckkkk : galexion: zatanna-maximoff: taraljc: aura218: spiderine: yo-its-matt: awildpaige: doctordisaster: goofy-ruthie: popculturebrain: THX Just Shared the Original Sheet Music for its ‘Deep Note’ for the First Time Look at this lad. Image: THX, Ltd.The Deep Note, the distinctive synthesized crescendo that is THX’s audio trademark, is one of the most iconic sounds in all of film. For the effects firm’s 35th anniversary, they’ve now shared the sheet music behind the sound. thanks i hate it how dare you i love it I can hear this image and I’m crapping myself as is standard Can you imagine a choir singing this and how chilling that would sound The whoosh is in D Major! It got better: in a capella (please make this guy famous, his talent is unmatched) i just played the video and my cat sat straight up and looked like she’d seen a ghost Oh my god The fuckkkk
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goawfma:this is really chilling: #1 reanimated o feminst breakf... Follow @damienredicamn1 Born in Baghdad, Layla Al-Attar was one of th first female graduates of its Institute of Fine Arts, going on to become a well-known painter and the director of the Iragi National Art Museum. Often depicting nude figures within primordial landscapes, her surreal works harken back to origin stories such as The Epic of Gilgamesh and the Garden of Eden Painted in 1993, this unfinished work is amon the very last she undertook. Before being able to complete it, she was killed at home in a missile attack ordered by President Bill Clinton. Layla Al-Attar Iragi, 1944-1993 Unfinished painting 1993 Oil on canvas Private collection 2:01 PM - 5 Dec 2019 4,296 Retweets 12,144 Likes Layla Al-Attar Iraqi, 1944-1993 Unfinished painting 1993 Oil on canvas Private collection Born in Baghdad, Layla Al-Attar was one of the first female graduates of its Institute of Fine Arts, going on to become a well-known painter and the director of the Iraqi National Art Museum. Often depicting nude figures within primordial landscapes, her surreal works harken back to origin stories such as The Epic of Gilgamesh and the Garden of Eden. Painted in 1993, this unfinished work is among the very last she undertook. Before being able to complete it, she was killed at home in a missile attack ordered by President Bill Clinton. Your Woke Aunty Follow @YasminYonis "Before she was able to finish it, she was killed at home in a missile attack ordered by President Clinton." #1 reanimated ofeminst breakfast abolitionist @damienr. 2:29 PM - 5 Dec 2019 14,616 Retweets 39,715 Likes goawfma:this is really chilling

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Thomas and his friends: a togand toad-are-triends My favorite thing about Thomas the Tank Engine is that in canonically takes place in a train postapocalypse where the island of Sodor is the only safe zone in a totalitarian dysnopia in which steam trains are routinely killed and their body parts are sold or canmbaled for repair If you think I'm kidding you need to read the original books leontroid eenud could you please direct me to a souroei would feel much better if this was validated. frog-and toad-are-friends S It took me so long to find this quote online but i did it because it's so much darker than one might expect from Thomas the Tank Engine Engines on the Other Railway arent sale now. Their controllers are eruel. They dont lke engines any more. They put them on cold damp sidings, and then" Percy nearly sobbed, "Ihey they cecut them up "The Bluebels of England" Stepney the Bluebel Engine. Rex Awdry, Wibert. London Egmont Pubshing 1963. This ilustration, by Gunvor and Peter fidwards, accompanied the above text in the original book, and depicts a pair of unfortunate Cther Railway engines moments before being disassembled with a blowtorch A dainydice HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THE ONE IN THE BACKGROUND THEY TOOK ITS FUCONG FACE OMG trogand toad-are-tiends zidane the early thomas the tank engine books are pretty standard stuff. saccharine bubblegum type stories and ilustrations. you watched the show, is ke that in book form. the second hall of the railway series are so fucking dark and sureal im cominced they were a result of reverend wilbur awdry doing copious amounts of lad and having hallucinations of his own death. frog-and toad-are-triends Eecuse me but the rery fest story in the Railway Series is about an engine who hides in a turnel and refuses to run because he doesn't want to pet his paint job ruined in the rain, so railway management seals off the tunnel They eventually let him out because another engine breaks down or something, but the original plan was to just leave him in there forever ahulamithbond On the show, didnt they also hook up one engine to a generator, so he'd never move again? That was iterally one of the inesIn, Is on some other post on here. I was chilling frog-and to adare-triends a Yes! This also happened in the books, to an engine refemed to only as "No. 2, but the selevision series applied the same scenario to an inwented character named "Smudger", in the episode "Granputf. "Smudges" said Duke Was a show-off. He rode roughly and often came off the rails. I warned him to be careful, but he took no notice Usten, Dukie" he snared. "Who wories about a few spils Ha aid, but Smudger lghed Unil one day. Manager said he was going to make him useful at last. Smudger stopped laughing then" Wwwhy What did he do "He tumed him ito a generator. He's sil there behind our shed. Hell never move again." deducecanse This is so fucked up 4 unclewhisky No, sten Okay, so we see Ralway Management doing all this shit, right, but supposedly ifs so much worse in the Other Ralays?i mea, sure, you might get tumed into generator or bricked into a tunnel for not doing as yoưre told, but at least you're not cut up and sold for parts, right? s not so bod on the island of Sodot right? a Or maybe thara just what Rulway Managament warta the engines to think Maybe the island of Sodor is the real totalitarian regime, and the engine citizens (slaves) are fed propaganda, kustrated in belish araes and sulfurie vellows,about how ilustrated in helish grays and sulfuric yellows, about how bad it is everywhere else, at all the Other Railways. You are lucky to be an engine of Seder. Railmay Management cares about you Tryst Railway Management. Stay on Your Track. It Could Be So Much Worse. connethepaganangel Wet the fuck is this train based 1984 bulshit Source frogand toad are friends 220440 netes Thomas and his friends
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fandom: 2019’s Top Live-Action TV So many apocalypses, so little time. Good Omens Druck Game of Thrones +9 SKAM France The Umbrella Academy Stranger Things +2 SKAM Italia +5 Supernatural −7 Andi Mack +1 The 100 −6 Killing Eve  SKAM España Supergirl −8 Brooklyn Nine-Nine −11 Riverdale −13 Shadowhunters −10 Euphoria SKAM Doctor Who −12 The Good Place −11 SKAM Netherlands The Magicians Gentleman Jack Lucifer wtFOCK Gotham −11 Titans Roswell, New Mexico Anne with an E SKAM Austin Legends of Tomorrow −11 Outlander Legacies Sherlock −20 Peaky Blinders The Untamed One Day at a Time −8 Sex Education Derry Girls The Flash −19 The Society EastEnders Hannibal E L I T Ǝ Black Mirror Merlin The Office Chilling Adventures of Sabrina It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The Walking Dead −30The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.: tumblr Year in Review Live-Action TV- 2019 2019 fandom: 2019’s Top Live-Action TV So many apocalypses, so little time. Good Omens Druck Game of Thrones +9 SKAM France The Umbrella Academy Stranger Things +2 SKAM Italia +5 Supernatural −7 Andi Mack +1 The 100 −6 Killing Eve  SKAM España Supergirl −8 Brooklyn Nine-Nine −11 Riverdale −13 Shadowhunters −10 Euphoria SKAM Doctor Who −12 The Good Place −11 SKAM Netherlands The Magicians Gentleman Jack Lucifer wtFOCK Gotham −11 Titans Roswell, New Mexico Anne with an E SKAM Austin Legends of Tomorrow −11 Outlander Legacies Sherlock −20 Peaky Blinders The Untamed One Day at a Time −8 Sex Education Derry Girls The Flash −19 The Society EastEnders Hannibal E L I T Ǝ Black Mirror Merlin The Office Chilling Adventures of Sabrina It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia The Walking Dead −30The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
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lifepro-tips: MotionChiller – Cold Drinks on Demand ❄️A next generation cooler that chills your beverage can in just 40 seconds - no need to keep drinks cold anymore! This cooler can chill large beveragse cans (500ml/17floz) in just 40 seconds to the perfect drinking temperature *you dont need to chill your beers at home before going on a camping trip/festival*works with ice and 6xAA batteries*works as a trolley for up to 4 24pieces can trays*with this cooller you get up to 6 times more cold drinks than with a standard cooler the same size - the secret lays in our instant chilling method instead of pre chilling at home and putting it in a cooler Back this project : PUNTIGAMER PUNTIGAMER AMIGAME PUNTIGAMER PUNTIGAMER TIGAMER PUNTICAMER PUNFIGAMER kelei Metion Chiller GINAL EINEK lifepro-tips: MotionChiller – Cold Drinks on Demand ❄️A next generation cooler that chills your beverage can in just 40 seconds - no need to keep drinks cold anymore! This cooler can chill large beveragse cans (500ml/17floz) in just 40 seconds to the perfect drinking temperature *you dont need to chill your beers at home before going on a camping trip/festival*works with ice and 6xAA batteries*works as a trolley for up to 4 24pieces can trays*with this cooller you get up to 6 times more cold drinks than with a standard cooler the same size - the secret lays in our instant chilling method instead of pre chilling at home and putting it in a cooler Back this project

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lifepro-tips: MotionChiller – Cold Drinks on Demand ❄️A next generation cooler that chills your beverage can in just 40 seconds - no need to keep drinks cold anymore! This cooler can chill large beveragse cans (500ml/17floz) in just 40 seconds to the perfect drinking temperature *you dont need to chill your beers at home before going on a camping trip/festival*works with ice and 6xAA batteries*works as a trolley for up to 4 24pieces can trays*with this cooller you get up to 6 times more cold drinks than with a standard cooler the same size - the secret lays in our instant chilling method instead of pre chilling at home and putting it in a cooler Back this project : PUNTIGAMER PUNTIGAMER AMIGAME PUNTIGAMER PUNTIGAMER TIGAMER PUNTICAMER PUNFIGAMER kelei Metion Chiller GINAL EINEK lifepro-tips: MotionChiller – Cold Drinks on Demand ❄️A next generation cooler that chills your beverage can in just 40 seconds - no need to keep drinks cold anymore! This cooler can chill large beveragse cans (500ml/17floz) in just 40 seconds to the perfect drinking temperature *you dont need to chill your beers at home before going on a camping trip/festival*works with ice and 6xAA batteries*works as a trolley for up to 4 24pieces can trays*with this cooller you get up to 6 times more cold drinks than with a standard cooler the same size - the secret lays in our instant chilling method instead of pre chilling at home and putting it in a cooler Back this project

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