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Another One, Bad, and Barbie: er er KINDER SURPRISE 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1 1.17 KS GIRLS 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL 1.17 bizarre-transmission: findingfeather: wetwareproblem: thoughts-of-an-x-factor: ohgressfuriosa: castiel-knight-of-hell: jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs. So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.” I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry. And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs. This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it. Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers. I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.” Confetti. The fucking confetti. It barely covered 5% of the image. Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.” I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.” This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids. So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well… in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer. Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society Fuck everything. My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this. I wonder how much of the “mothers police masculinity more” phenomenon comes back to “when a man fails at masculinity, we call him a mama’s boy and blame her for it.” A lot of it. It doesn’t really excuse it, and as someone who did a decade and a half of childcare I can tell you that for every woman who does as described above there’s one sneaking the Dora the Explorer fruit snacks because those are the ones her son loves but his father will flip his shit. Or being crushed that since he went to daycare he suddenly won’t do “girl stuff” bc the other boys will make fun of him. It’s really sad either way. But when it does manifest that way a huge amount is “I’m not raising a mama’s boy I’m raising a MAN!” And it’s gross. My nephew is 4 and we’ve NEVER gendered things with him, whenever he’s allowed a treat or a toy, we just ask him which one he wants and that’s it, sometimes he picks out cars and superhero toys, other times he wants dolls and pretty pink things, I let him choose his prize at a carnival last summer and he excitedly picked a big hot pink inflatable baseball bat that said “princess” on it, the looks we got from some people were astounding. And even if he does turn out to be “you know”, then good for him, he’ll be wholeheartedly loved and supported.
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Another One, Bad, and Barbie: er er KINDER SURPRISE 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1 1.17 KS GIRLS 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL 1.17 thoughts-of-an-x-factor: ohgressfuriosa: castiel-knight-of-hell: jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs. So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.” I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry. And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs. This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it. Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers. I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.” Confetti. The fucking confetti. It barely covered 5% of the image. Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.” I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.” This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids. So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well… in sociology class we were talking about gender being assigned to objects and one of the male students started saying how forward thinking he is because he buys his daughter sports equipment and “boy toys”. I asked if he’d do the same if he had a son and he said “Of course I’d buy my son sports equipment”. I clarified “No, would you buy him dolls and other toys that are thought of as being for girls”. He turned around and didn’t answer. Parents will pat themselves on the back for letting their little girls play baseball but a little boy with a Barbie is still considered an affront to society Fuck everything. My father was one of these parents (along with several other harmful issues!), and even though I know, for an absolute fact, that his world views and ways are entirely wrong, this shit he tried to ingrain into me still effects me to this day.Parents, don’t ruin your fucking kids by treating them like this.
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Apparently, Church, and Food: siniristiriita siniristiriita Guys, I did the math I did not get clear data on the specific era, but considering how nutrition has affected human height over history, it would be safe to assume that an average man 2000 years ago would be shorter than an average man today. While one's genetics and therefore ancestry - do affect height, I found no sufficiently satisfying and reliable data on how ethnicity comes to this, so l've elected to ignore it, and estimated the most likely average height of an adult galilean israelite man to be about 160 cm Assuming that a combination of an active lifestyle involving a lot of walking and having unreliable food sources would end one up on the lower end of the BMI scale. A BMI of 19.5 would amount to roughly 50 kilos The volume of blood in a human body is roughly 7% of one's body weight, so that would mean 7,5 kg of blood and 42,7 kg of body If a box of 1000 communion wafers weights 0,25 kg, then one unit is about 0,00025 kg. The average serving of the wine is estimably 140 ml. If we assume that the ratios of wine and blood, and bread and body are 1:1, that would be 170 000 wafers. Since the density of blood is 1,04 g/cc, 140 ml would be about 145 grams. That is roughly 52 servings of wine. Therefore, the limiting factor is the dry mass The catholic church allows one to receive communion up to twice per day. So if you attend twice per day, every single day, it would take you roughly 232 years to consume an entire Jesus 9 notes the mystery that apparently needed solving

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Bad, Fail, and Future: 15 Things to Give Up If You Want to Be Happy 1. Give up your need to always be right. Would I rather be right, or would I rather be kind?-Wayne Dyer 2. Give up your need for control. By letting it go, it all gets done. The world is won by those who let it go. When you try & try, the world is beyond winning. Lao Tzu 3. Give up on blaming others A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- John Burroughs 4. Give up your self-defeating self-talk. The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. Eckhart Tolle 5. Give up your limiting beliefs. A belief is not an idea held by the mind; it is an idea that holds the mind. -Elly Roselle 6. Give up complaining. You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. Ziggy 7. Give up the luxury of criticism. Spend so much time improving yourself that you have no time left to criticize others.- Christian D. Larsen 8. Give up your need to impress others. Don't try to impress others. Let them have the fun of impressing you.-James R. Fisher, Jr. 9. Give up your resistance to change. Follow your bliss and the universe will open doors for you where there were only walls.- Joseph Campbel 10. Give up labels. The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don't know anything about.-Wayne Dyer 11. Give up on your fears. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. -Franklin Delano Roosevelt 12. Give up your excuses. 99% of failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses. -George Washington Carver 13. Give up the past Forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future. Christian D. Larsen 14. Give up attachment. The wise individual doesn't get too attached to any of life's pleasures, knowing that wonderful science is hard at work proving it's bad for him. Bill Vaughan 15. Give up living your life to other people's expectations. The world is a mirror and reflects back your expectations. What you get is what you see. You create your own reality.- Denis Waitley Source: http://worldobserveronline.com/2012/04/25/15- things-you-should-give-up-to-be-happy you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:If You Want To Be Happy

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Anaconda, Apparently, and Dude: <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168186186472/totally-rad-blog-dude" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://totally-rad-blog-dude.tumblr.com/post/168185804187/friendly-neighborhood-patriarch" class="tumblr_blog">totally-rad-blog-dude</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/168185230177/redbloodedamerica-secretly-a-panda-bear" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/168185070362/secretly-a-panda-bear-reasonandempathy" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://secretly-a-panda-bear.tumblr.com/post/168184276990/reasonandempathy-notyourmoderate" class="tumblr_blog">secretly-a-panda-bear</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://reasonandempathy.tumblr.com/post/168180851026/notyourmoderate-in-all-conscience" class="tumblr_blog">reasonandempathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://notyourmoderate.tumblr.com/post/168180608693/in-all-conscience-ranma-official" class="tumblr_blog">notyourmoderate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://in-all-conscience.tumblr.com/post/168109518162/ranma-official-redbloodedamerica-the-truth" class="tumblr_blog">in-all-conscience</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://ranma-official.tumblr.com/post/168088061435/redbloodedamerica-the-truth-about-soy-boys-is" class="tumblr_blog">ranma-official</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/167943591756/the-truth-about-soy-boys-is-soy-food-consumption" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>The Truth About Soy Boys</h2> <blockquote> <p><i>Is soy food consumption turning men into pussies and making them more likely to adopt left-wing beliefs?</i></p> <p><i>You’ve probably seen the Buzzfeed Try Guys video where they measure their testosterone and it’s literally half or less the normal level for a man.  Their testosterone is so low, it’s below the average for a 85-100 year old man.</i></p> <p><i>Imagine my shock.</i></p> <p><i>As we know, the only men who seriously watch Buzzfeed are tofu-eating, male feminist , virtue-signaling, beta orbiter, soy boys.  Which led me to one of the funniest things on Twitter ever!  This guy has <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/toomuchsoy">compiled a huge list</a> of the most virulently insufferable far-leftists on Twitter.  And guess what?  They all consume soy products in copious quantities.  Soy boys!</i></p> </blockquote> <p>This may be my favorite new conspiracy.  It just makes so much sense.</p> </blockquote> <p> i can’t believe redbloodedamerica is not only a fan of paul joseph fatlips but also unironically bought the soyboy shit <br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t believe there are people who thought this ridiculousness isn’t exactly RBA’s level.</p> </blockquote> <p>When I heard about “soy boy” I immediately made a list of names. RBA was on that list. </p> </blockquote> <p>Purely for educational purposes:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/eating-soy-increase-estrogen-production-2870.html"> Soy isoflavones activate your body’s estrogen receptors, proteins that detect the presence of estrogen and carry out effects such as changes in gene expression. However, isoflavones do so more weakly than your body’s natural estrogen. If estrogen is absent, isoflavones weakly activate the estrogen receptor, mitigating the effect of low estrogen. If estrogen is abundant, isoflavones interfere with the activity of natural estrogen, limiting the effect of high estrogen levels. <b>Since the structure of isoflavones is similar to estrogen, isoflavones may decrease your body’s production of estrogen and increase the rate of estrogen degradation due to feedback mechanisms that control estrogen levels. </b></a><br/></p></blockquote> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.pcrm.org/health/cancer-resources/ask/ask-the-expert-soy"> For men and boys, the phytoestrogens in soy do not appear to have any effect on hormone levels and have not been shown to affect sexual development or fertility. Research studies show that men consuming soy have less prostate cancer and better prostate cancer survival.</a><br/></p></blockquote> <p>Also</p> <figure data-orig-width="857" data-orig-height="479" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/91dac7965b40ac9926640acff0b0f148/tumblr_inline_p0fmy4M2W11tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-width="857" data-orig-height="479"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="899" data-orig-width="606"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/040256d895fa4f79ebc9a18892d41a1d/tumblr_inline_p0fn06fqfD1tb6pwe_540.png" data-orig-height="899" data-orig-width="606"/></figure></blockquote> <p>Looks like Paul is a soy boy.</p> </blockquote> <p>It appears that all the right <strike>morons</strike> soy boys took this seriously. </p><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c7cec870c75c00d8cf996a0132478cb1/tumblr_inline_p0fx7l5Ndk1r1jtxd_540.png" data-orig-height="518" data-orig-width="600"/></figure><p>It’s also nice to see that @reasonandempathy finally blocked me like a sniveling soy boy.  It’s amusing because he is the one that has only commented on my posts.  I don’t think I have ever visited his sorry blog once. So, I suppose blocking me would seem like some self-regulating measure to restrain himself from commenting on my posts but here we are nonetheless.  He apparently can’t help himself.  </p></blockquote> <p>Is this a new meme?</p><p>I never understood it. The memes are coming too fast and furious for my small mind to comprehend. I’m getting old.</p></blockquote> <p>I was so ready to debunk this, but people already did it. BLESS! &lt;3</p><p>I would also like to say soy helps women going through menopause! </p></blockquote> <p>I never liked soy because it made potatoes seem like they were bursting with flavor. I never associated it with being effeminate </p></blockquote> <p>I have actually heard that it raises your estrogen levels. I had a friend who used to use it when working out and he stopped because it made him really hormonal and moody. But that’s not empirical science it’s just what I’ve heard.</p>
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Another One, Bad, and Barbie: er er KINDER SURPRISE 2OG KINGER SURPRISE T-1 1.17 KS GIRLS 20G KINDER SURPRISE GIRL 1.17 jen-kollic: thejollity: jen-kollic: hobopoppins: manaphy: wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS. I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs. So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mom asks what they want, the little girl points at the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if she wanted the white or the pink egg. She said pink. The little boy pointed to the Kinder eggs and says “One of those!”. I asked if he wanted the white or the pink egg. He said pink. HOLY SHIT IT WAS LIKE I OPENED THE GATES OF HELL. The mom absolutely FLIPPED and was like “YOU ARE NOT GETTING THE PINK EGG IT’S ONLY FOR GIRLS. YOU CAN GET THE WHITE ONE OR NOTHING AT ALL”. The little boy looked at his mom and said “But I want the same as ______ (whatever the sister’s name was)”. The mom completely ignored him and turned to me and gave me a death glare. “He can have the white egg.” I had to give a little boy a white egg when he wanted the pink so that he could be the same as his big sister and he started crying. The mom just reiterated that the pink egg was for girls and told him that boys don’t cry. And this is why we shouldn’t gender fucking chocolate eggs. This is actually a relatively new thing, originally Kinder Eggs were all white like the ones on the left. I don’t know at what point they decided to make ‘girl’s’ Kinder Eggs, but I do not like it. Holy shit do not even get me started on how moms constantly police their sons’ masculinity. I’ve seen mothers do it WAY more often than fathers. I used to work at a bakery that specialized in creating custom cakes. We had this feature where we could print out any image off the computer and put it on a cake (with rice paper). One day this lady comes in and asks for an image we had of the baby Sesame Street characters. They’re all together with cake and confetti, and she asks, “Oh, well since it’s a boy, can you please change all of the little pink confettis into blue confetti? I mean, he’s a boy, you know.” Confetti. The fucking confetti. It barely covered 5% of the image. Another instance was when a lady asked me for an image of four superheroes to put on her son’s cake because her son was turning four. She admitted to not knowing any superheroes, so I offered the most obvious choice—The Fantastic Four. I pulled up a picture of them and she goes, “Oh no no, we can’t have that. Let’s do another one.” Confused, I pulled up a Justice League one with Batman, Superman, The Flash, and Wonder Woman. Again, she said no. I asked her if she needed anything specific (she didn’t know superheroes, why was she so picky?), and she just said, “Oh, it’s just that he’s a boy, you know? We can’t have a girl superhero on his cake.” I nearly lost my shit. I did temporarily lose my customer service face and ask why, women have been superheroes all the time, Wonder Woman is iconic, etc etc and she was like, “It’s just that my son has been playing with Barbie dolls lately and I really don’t want him to end up… well, you know.” This shit has got to stop. When you teach boys that certain things are only for girls, you’re limiting them and you’re teaching them that girls or “girly things” are bad. If you want gender equality as an adult, you better make DAMN sure that you’re teaching the same thing to your kids. So this woman did not want her son to turn out ‘you know’ and her plan for that was to get him a cake with spandex-clad manly men AND ONLY MEN on it? I don’t think she thought that one through too well…
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