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Ass, Cars, and Dildo: Full DNA sequence of octopuses shows they're the closest things to aliens on Earth iheartchaos: After the first full genome sequences of octopuses, biologists have determined that the creatures are totally unlike any other animal on Earth, their genome shows a striking level of complexity with 33,000 protein-coding genes identified, more than in a human. Iknew there was something up with those smart blobby creatures. You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removing marker, I was all like oh hecka yeah. So I buy this marker online and, even though I was optimistic, I knew better than to expect it to work on really noticeable scratches. So I drew the marker on several tiny scratches (hardly even noticeable) that were on my car door. I check the car door the next day in minor anticipation to see if when this fabled marker dried, it solved my car scratch problems and rid me of all evil and cleansed me of my sins BUT YA KNOW WHAT. NOT ONLY did this blasphemous marker fail to achieve my ALREADY LOW expectations by not even accomplishing the task it promised to be capable of. But it ALSO managed to attract tons of dust onto the scratches NOW MAKING THEM VERY NOTICEABLE. I WIPE THE SCRATCHES OFF BUT NOPE. IN A COUPLE HOURS THAT DUST WILL REFORM ONTO THE SCRATCHES AND LEAVE MY TRUCK LOOKING LIKE THE PIXAR CAR'S VERSION OF SCARFACE. THIS INFOMERCIAL DEMON PEN FUCKED ME IN THE ASS LIKE A BILLY MAYS TRADEMARKED DILDO. So when my online shopping app asks me if I want to rate this item, guess what I did 🙃 I BREWED THEM AN INSANE HEAPING TON OF ONE STAR REVIEW FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?!?" AND I EVEN INCLUDED A PIC OF MY DEFORMED CAR DOOR AS VALIDATION. BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO LOOK AT MY ATROCITY ON WHEELS THAN SO SHOULD THEY. Worst 2 bucks I ever spent AldenRants

You might know me as a man of optimistic intentions. So when I heard of an "As seen on TV" product that promised to be a car-scratch-removin...

Troye Sivan, Tumblr, and Blue: MOST REBLOGGED WEB STUFF ON TUMBLR 2015 <h2>Most Reblogged Web Stuff</h2><p>Forever bless this series of tubes.<br/></p><ol><li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/danisnotonfire">danisnotonfire</a> </b>| <a href="http://danisnotonfire.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/amazingphil">AmazingPhil</a> </b>| <a href="http://amazingphil.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/homestuck">Homestuck</a></b></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/carmilla">Carmilla</a> </b>| <a href="http://carmillaseries.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/markiplier">Markiplier</a> </b>| <a href="http://markiplier.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thomas%20sanders">Thomas Sanders</a> </b>| <a href="http://thomassanders.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/troye%20sivan">Troye Sivan</a> </b>| <a href="http://troyesivan.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tyler%20oakley">Tyler Oakley</a> </b>| <a href="http://tyleroakley.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/achievement%20hunter">Achievement Hunter</a></b></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20grumps">Game Grumps</a> </b>| <a href="http://gamegrumps.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rwby">RWBY</a></b></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/connor%20franta">Connor Franta</a> </b>| <a href="http://connorfranta.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rvb">Red vs. Blue</a></b></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/welcome%20to%20night%20vale">Welcome to Night Vale</a> </b>| <a href="http://welcometonightvalebook.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/hannah%20hart">Hannah Hart</a> </b>| <a href="http://hannahhart.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/grace%20helbig">Grace Helbig</a> </b>| <a href="http://gracehelbig.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jacksepticeye">Jacksepticeye</a> </b>| <a href="http://therealjacksepticeye.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/zoella">Zoella</a> </b>| <a href="http://zoella.tumblr.com/">Official Tumblr</a></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20creatures">The Creatures</a></b></li> <li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/pentatonix">Pentatonix</a></b></li></ol>

<h2>Most Reblogged Web Stuff</h2><p>Forever bless this series of tubes.<br/></p><ol><li><b><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/danisnotonf...

Troye Sivan, Tumblr, and Game: FANDOMETRICS EB STUFE WEB STU EB TUI EB V L <h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending October 26th, 2015</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/danisnotonfire">danisnotonfire</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/amazingphil">AmazingPhil</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/cr1tikal"><b>Cr1TiKaL</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rwby">RWBY</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/carmilla">Carmilla</a> <i><i><i>−1</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/troye%20sivan">Troye Sivan</a> <i><i><i>−3</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/homestuck">Homestuck</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thomas%20sanders">Thomas Sanders</a> <i><i><i>−1</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jacksepticeye">Jacksepticeye</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/markiplier">Markiplier</a> <i><i><i>−4</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20grumps">Game Grumps</a> <i><i><i>−2</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tyler%20oakley">Tyler Oakley</a> <i>+4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/elise%20bauman">Elise Bauman</a> <i>+6</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/pentatonix">Pentatonix</a> <i><i><i>−4</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/welcome%20to%20night%20vale">Welcome to Night Vale</a> <i><i><i>−3</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/natasha%20negovanlis">Natasha Negovanlis</a> <i><i><i>−3</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/dan%20avidan">Dan Avidan</a> <i><i><i>−3</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20creatures"><b>The Creatures</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/achievement%20hunter">Achievement Hunter</a> <i><i><i>−2</i></i></i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/pewdiepie"><b>PewDiePie</b></a></li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p>

<h2>Web Stuff</h2><p><b>Week Ending October 26th, 2015</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/danisnotonfire">danisnotonfire</...

Troye Sivan, Tumblr, and Game: FANDOMETRICS B CELEDS WEB LE EB LEBS LO CELE <h2>Web Celebs</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 6th, 2015</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/danisnotonfire">danisnotonfire</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/amazingphil">AmazingPhil</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/homestuck">Homestuck</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/markiplier">Markiplier</a> <i>+2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/carmilla">Carmilla</a> <i>−1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/tyler%20oakley">Tyler Oakley</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/carter%20reynolds">Carter Reynolds</a> <i>−4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jacksepticeye">Jacksepticeye</a> <i>+5</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/troye%20sivan">Troye Sivan</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/game%20grumps">Game Grumps</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/thomas%20sanders">Thomas Sanders</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/achievement%20hunter">Achievement Hunter</a><i> +4</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/nate%20maloley">Nate Maloley</a> <i>−2</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/shawn%20mendes">Shawn Mendes</a> <i>+1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/rwby">RWBY</a> <i>−1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/connor%20franta">Connor Franta</a> <i>+3</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/hannah%20hart">Hannah Hart</a> <i>−1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/jack%20gilinsky">Jack Gilinsky</a> <i>−1</i></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/the%20creatures"><b>The Creatures</b></a></li> <li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/natasha%20negovanlis"><b>Natasha Negovanlis</b></a> </li></ol><p><i>The number in italics indicates how many spots a name or title moved up or down from the previous week. The ones in bold weren’t on the list last week.</i></p>

<h2>Web Celebs</h2><p><b>Week Ending July 6th, 2015</b></p><ol><li><a href="http://www.tumblr.com/search/danisnotonfire">danisnotonfire</a><...