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image-descriptions: chauvinistsushi: moonside-tim: sparksd2145: Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while. i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN [Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa. (Bass turns its head to the left, “looking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound) Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather? Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees. (Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)] : image-descriptions: chauvinistsushi: moonside-tim: sparksd2145: Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while. i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN [Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa. (Bass turns its head to the left, “looking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound) Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather? Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees. (Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]

image-descriptions:

chauvinistsushi:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left, “looking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)

Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]
: image-descriptions:

chauvinistsushi:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left, “looking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)

Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]

image-descriptions:

chauvinistsushi:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left, “looking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)

Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]
: image-descriptions:

chauvinistsushi:

moonside-tim:

sparksd2145:

Brian Kane hacked this into the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

i have reblogged this before but have i mentioned that i love how it opens its mouth when it makes that tone that signifies that it’s ready for use? it’s small, but it’s there, and it amuses me every time

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

[Video of a Big Mouth Billy Bass toy.Off-screen speaker: Alexa.
(Bass turns its head to the left, “looking” at the camera, and opens and shuts its mouth while making the Alexa startup sound)

Off-screen speaker: What’s the weather?
Bass: Currently in Cambridge, it’s 45 degrees with showers. Tonight, you can look for rainy weather, with a low of 43 degrees.
(Bass abruptly turns its head so it’s facing forward again)]

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During this time of crisis it’s important to look for what’s really important: During this time of crisis it’s important to look for what’s really important

During this time of crisis it’s important to look for what’s really important: During this time of crisis it’s important to look for what’s really important

During this time of crisis it’s important to look for what’s really important: During this time of crisis it’s important to look for what’s really important

During this time of crisis it’s important to look for what’s really important

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Meirl: would y'all still eat this? ALIAN colos Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK My name was Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE 09/11/17 TOTAL PRICE S $19.07 PRICE S/kg 33.00 Your 'Personal choice' killed me ! DON'T BUY ITI NET kg 0.578kg Coco @cocoaintshit i would look for one with my name on it like those coca-cola bottles Meirl

Meirl: would y'all still eat this?
ALIAN
colos
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
My name was
Chloe,
I wanted to live!
BEST BEFORE
09/11/17
TOTAL PRICE S
$19.07
PRICE S/kg
33.00
Your 'Personal
choice' killed me !
DON'T BUY ITI
NET kg
0.578kg
Coco
@cocoaintshit
i would look for one with my name on it
like those coca-cola bottles
Meirl

Meirl: would y'all still eat this?
ALIAN
colos
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
My name was
Chloe,
I wanted to live!
BEST BEFORE
09/11/17
TOTAL PRICE S
$19.07
PRICE S/kg
33.00
Your 'Personal
choice' killed me !
DON'T BUY ITI
NET kg
0.578kg
Coco
@cocoaintshit
i would look for one with my name on it
like those coca-cola bottles
Meirl

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Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!: ON 1/3/20 YOU MATCHED WITH Well you're a babe You must be seeing your reflection on your phone screen. Ohh, smooth. So what are your 3 favorite things you look for in a guy? Today 22:42 Hmm someone with goals and a good head on their shoulders, someone who knows how to treat people and is kind/ respectful, just has a good heart, and someone who can make me laugh Well that's 6 things, but lucky for you I'm not on here looking for someone who's good at math. And if you can't tell the difference between 3 and 6 then my penis is perfect for you. Sent Send Type a message GIF Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!

Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!: ON 1/3/20
YOU MATCHED WITH
Well you're a babe
You must be seeing your reflection on
your phone screen.
Ohh, smooth.
So what are your 3 favorite things you
look for in a guy?
Today 22:42
Hmm someone with goals and a good
head on their shoulders, someone who
knows how to treat people and is kind/
respectful, just has a good heart, and
someone who can make me laugh
Well that's 6 things, but lucky for you
I'm not on here looking for someone
who's good at math.
And if you can't tell the difference
between 3 and 6 then my penis is
perfect for you.
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!

Shockingly recovered from this. We have a date this weekend!: ON 1/3/20
YOU MATCHED WITH
Well you're a babe
You must be seeing your reflection on
your phone screen.
Ohh, smooth.
So what are your 3 favorite things you
look for in a guy?
Today 22:42
Hmm someone with goals and a good
head on their shoulders, someone who
knows how to treat people and is kind/
respectful, just has a good heart, and
someone who can make me laugh
Well that's 6 things, but lucky for you
I'm not on here looking for someone
who's good at math.
And if you can't tell the difference
between 3 and 6 then my penis is
perfect for you.
Sent
Send
Type a message
GIF
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Dear Iran,: 6:37 1 Ta 6 hrs · Dear, Iran That was Trump and his homies. The rest of us ain't got shit to do with that !!!!!!! Most of us was still drunk from New Years. Only bombs we were thinking about was Jager. So take that bs to 1600 White House road or whatever the address is. Look for a Nacho Cheese Doritos skin tone, oversized Ummpa Lumpa looking mf. Signed, -The Black Delegation, LgbQ, Latinos, Bloods &Crips, Asians, Pacific Islanders, and, Whites that like seasoning. Dear Iran,

Dear Iran,: 6:37 1
Ta
6 hrs
·
Dear, Iran
That was Trump and his homies. The rest of us ain't
got shit to do with that !!!!!!! Most of us was still
drunk from New Years. Only bombs we were thinking
about was Jager. So take that bs to 1600 White House
road or whatever the address is. Look for a Nacho
Cheese Doritos skin tone, oversized Ummpa Lumpa
looking mf.
Signed,
-The Black Delegation, LgbQ, Latinos, Bloods &Crips,
Asians, Pacific Islanders, and, Whites that like
seasoning.
Dear Iran,

Dear Iran,: 6:37 1
Ta
6 hrs
·
Dear, Iran
That was Trump and his homies. The rest of us ain't
got shit to do with that !!!!!!! Most of us was still
drunk from New Years. Only bombs we were thinking
about was Jager. So take that bs to 1600 White House
road or whatever the address is. Look for a Nacho
Cheese Doritos skin tone, oversized Ummpa Lumpa
looking mf.
Signed,
-The Black Delegation, LgbQ, Latinos, Bloods &Crips,
Asians, Pacific Islanders, and, Whites that like
seasoning.
Dear Iran,

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Same: would y'all still eat it? Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK BEST MFORE 11/11/17 TOTALHICES $19.21 PRICK S/V 33.00 0.582kg coles ACNTRALIAN @jokezar Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK My name was Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE 09/11/17 TOTAL PRICE S $19.07 PRICE S/kg 33.00 Your 'Personal choice' killed me ! DON'T BUY ITI NET kg 0.578kg connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles Same

Same: would y'all still eat it?
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
BEST MFORE
11/11/17
TOTALHICES
$19.21
PRICK S/V
33.00
0.582kg
coles
ACNTRALIAN
@jokezar
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
My name was
Chloe,
I wanted to live!
BEST BEFORE
09/11/17
TOTAL PRICE S
$19.07
PRICE S/kg
33.00
Your 'Personal
choice' killed me !
DON'T BUY ITI
NET kg
0.578kg
connor
@connorhannigan4
i would look for one with my name on
it like those Coca-Cola bottles
Same

Same: would y'all still eat it?
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
BEST MFORE
11/11/17
TOTALHICES
$19.21
PRICK S/V
33.00
0.582kg
coles
ACNTRALIAN
@jokezar
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
My name was
Chloe,
I wanted to live!
BEST BEFORE
09/11/17
TOTAL PRICE S
$19.07
PRICE S/kg
33.00
Your 'Personal
choice' killed me !
DON'T BUY ITI
NET kg
0.578kg
connor
@connorhannigan4
i would look for one with my name on
it like those Coca-Cola bottles
Same

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If you rocking this look for the next 48 hours you’re probably at a family Christmas party.: If you rocking this look for the next 48 hours you’re probably at a family Christmas party.

If you rocking this look for the next 48 hours you’re probably at a family Christmas party.: If you rocking this look for the next 48 hours you’re probably at a family Christmas party.

If you rocking this look for the next 48 hours you’re probably at a family Christmas party.: If you rocking this look for the next 48 hours you’re probably at a family Christmas party.

If you rocking this look for the next 48 hours you’re probably at a family Christmas party.

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sirfrogsworth: Apparently, you can’t be a climate activist unless you know how to literally solve climate change. Some other gems in the comments… “She’s basically Hitler!” “Why isn’t she a seasoned public speaker who can give spontaneous answers to one of the world’s most complicated issues?” “She’s just a propagandist for all of those greedy climate scientists who make an average of $35-50K per year!” And, my favorite… “Why doesn’t she time travel and sabotage Time Magazine’s printing press?” Being an advocate for the world not ending is exhausting. But if even one of them reads even the summaries, I will be happy. Here are the links to the report for anyone interested. They actually improved the website quite a bit from the last time I visited. I don’t even think you need to download PDFs for most of the information. PROGRESS! https://www.ipcc.ch/sr15/https://www.ipcc.ch/report/srccl/https://www.ipcc.ch/srocc/home/ : Trevor 12 hrs I have to admit, when Greta Thunberg began gaining popularity for her activism earlier this year, I didn't pay it much mind and just assumed it was another person complaining about global climate change without proposing and/or engaging in tangible, real world solutions. So, when I saw that she won TIME magazine's person of the year, I figured she has made great strides in combating climate change, and therefore I should probably take notice and take a look into how she is doing it and what she has proposed. Thankfully, I didn't have to look far since many people were posting her greatest hits here on FB. I admit, she appears quite passionate and she makes compelling points that something needs to be done to reverse climate change, all while being critical of everyone that says something needs to be done, but without proposing real world, tangible solutions that can broadly be applied to society. So, I keep watching and waiting for these solutions. As the videos draw to an end, I am yet to see anything of substance. Am I missing the part two of these? What is unique about her brand of activism? Is it just the accent? I am seriously interested in what reaction and results her activism has yielded. Can someone please explain it to me? I do have some issues with her "undeniable facts" and climate change activists, I will do my best to follow-up in the comments and/or other posts. Ben Grelle Yes, why isn't the 16-year old solving this crisis? What the hell, dude? Greta submitted the IPCC report as her testimony before Congress. That is what she bases her science on (as well as 99% of climate scientists) and that is where she asks people to go to look for the data and some of the solutions. (We won't have all the solutions as much of the research and emerging tech isn't well funded yet.) I don't think it is her responsibility to solve this. She is asking politicians to take this seriously. And she is inspiring a new generation to not be apathetic on this topic. That is what her activism is based on. And I think that is plenty. If you really want to look at the "real world" solutions, you can read the same report she did. There are 3 parts. The "summaries for policymakers" are the easiest to understand and a good place to start. You may need to download some PDFS. https://www.ipcc.ch/sr15/ https://www.ipcc.ch/report/srccl/ https://www.ipcc.ch/srocc/home/ sirfrogsworth: Apparently, you can’t be a climate activist unless you know how to literally solve climate change. Some other gems in the comments… “She’s basically Hitler!” “Why isn’t she a seasoned public speaker who can give spontaneous answers to one of the world’s most complicated issues?” “She’s just a propagandist for all of those greedy climate scientists who make an average of $35-50K per year!” And, my favorite… “Why doesn’t she time travel and sabotage Time Magazine’s printing press?” Being an advocate for the world not ending is exhausting. But if even one of them reads even the summaries, I will be happy. Here are the links to the report for anyone interested. They actually improved the website quite a bit from the last time I visited. I don’t even think you need to download PDFs for most of the information. PROGRESS! https://www.ipcc.ch/sr15/https://www.ipcc.ch/report/srccl/https://www.ipcc.ch/srocc/home/

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Oldest trick in the book: first-mate prance @bocxtop I deleted tinder cuz one time I had a girl come over but she didn't look anything like her profile so I pretended to lose my wallet and had her help me look for it for 35 min before saying the stres of losing my wallet had killed my sex drive and she should just get an Uber home 3:05 PM · 17 Dec 19 · Twitter for iPhone 1,490 Retweets 37.9K Likes Oldest trick in the book

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A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”: niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona Scottsdale, Arizona Dating Apps Premium 2019 WRAPPED You have spent some serious time being single. Here is how much time you have spent on dating apps over the last 5 years. Let's hope you are single due to your personality, because the alternative is you are ugly. Top Dates Sarah S. Top Lies You Told Girls Your cat is cute 69,617 mins I love The Office I'm only talking to you I rarely drink You aren't like the other girls Laura T. Samantha R. Melissa R. 103,648 mins Stephanie M. 53,011 107,107 Top Hair Color Minutes on Dates mins 118,659 mins mins 3,600 Brunette 2017 2019 2018 2016 2015 niftyshadesofjake niftyshadesofjake Scottsdale, Arizona Scottsdale, Arizona In perfect harmony You were pretty desperate. USC CLASS OF 2022 You discovered 304 new girls this year. But you really didn't vibe with anyone. 3,401 0% anted You didn't swipe right on one specific type of girl. Below is what you look for most in a match. Ethically FRESHME admission APPLICATIO You created 38 new profile pictures, watched 4 girls report you for being inappropriate, and spent 65 hours debating if you should give up on dating and get a dog. Jake, 29 O less than a mile away I'm not a celebrity. I don't have $500,000 to help my future children become trojans at USC. I am a gentlemen. I have $50 for dinner to ethically boost my chances of getting a trojan into you. Has a pulse and will give you attention. Cute Face Jake, 29 O less than a mile away Little Waist As a born-again virgin (3-month dry spell), I can relate to the current bachelor. Big Behind Swipe right. I too am willing to wait on putting the Pin the V, until I am sure about you and me. Good Personality Jake 28 O less than a mile away Ladies, if I can do this to Leo, imagine what I can do to you. : A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”

A full story for “If Tinder had a year in review like Spotify does.”

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Look For: FATHER D @ayosworldd Y'all remember in school when u pretended to look for ur homework when u know you didn't even do it 18:06 21 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone

Look For: FATHER D
@ayosworldd
Y'all remember in school when u
pretended to look for ur
homework when u know you didn't
even do it
18:06 21 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone

Look For: FATHER D
@ayosworldd
Y'all remember in school when u
pretended to look for ur
homework when u know you didn't
even do it
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superiordutchsauce: Headcanon: Despite having a lot of mothers to bother, gemlings will always come back with the gem they came from. She is literally their kindergarten and they feel comfortable near her.—–Bonus: : ZAWA Ro You HAYE MORE THAN TWENTY МОММIES WHY DO You ALWAYS LOOK FOR ME WHEN I SLEEP?! ZAWA-Ro superiordutchsauce: Headcanon: Despite having a lot of mothers to bother, gemlings will always come back with the gem they came from. She is literally their kindergarten and they feel comfortable near her.—–Bonus:

superiordutchsauce:

Headcanon: Despite having a lot of mothers to bother, gemlings will always come back with the gem they came from. She is literally their kindergarten and they feel comfortable near her.—–Bonus: : ZAWA
Ro

You HAYE
MORE THAN
TWENTY
МОММIES
WHY DO You
ALWAYS
LOOK FOR ME
WHEN I SLEEP?!
ZAWA-Ro
superiordutchsauce:

Headcanon: Despite having a lot of mothers to bother, gemlings will always come back with the gem they came from. She is literally their kindergarten and they feel comfortable near her.—–Bonus:

superiordutchsauce:

Headcanon: Despite having a lot of mothers to bother, gemlings will always come back with the gem they came from. She is literally their kindergarten and they feel comfortable near her.—–Bonus: : ZAWA
Ro

You HAYE
MORE THAN
TWENTY
МОММIES
WHY DO You
ALWAYS
LOOK FOR ME
WHEN I SLEEP?!
ZAWA-Ro
superiordutchsauce:

Headcanon: Despite having a lot of mothers to bother, gemlings will always come back with the gem they came from. She is literally their kindergarten and they feel comfortable near her.—–Bonus:

superiordutchsauce: Headcanon: Despite having a lot of mothers to bother, gemlings will always come back with the gem they came from. Sh...

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awesomacious: You just need to look for them: roads railroads amazing people seaports awesomacious: You just need to look for them

awesomacious:

You just need to look for them: roads
railroads
amazing people
seaports
awesomacious:

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awesomacious:

You just need to look for them: roads
railroads
amazing people
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awesomacious:

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Look For: would y'all still eat it? Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK EST EORE 11/11/17 TOTAL PRICES $19.21 PRICE 5/ 33.00 ET 0.582kg cole @jokezar Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK My name was Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE 09/11/17 TOTAL PRICE $19.07 PRICE S/k 33.00 Your 'Personal choice' killed me! DON'T BUY IT NET k 0.578kg connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles

Look For: would y'all still eat it?
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
EST EORE
11/11/17
TOTAL PRICES
$19.21
PRICE 5/
33.00
ET
0.582kg
cole
@jokezar
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
My name was
Chloe,
I wanted to live!
BEST BEFORE
09/11/17
TOTAL PRICE
$19.07
PRICE S/k
33.00
Your 'Personal
choice' killed me!
DON'T BUY IT
NET k
0.578kg
connor
@connorhannigan4
i would look for one with my name on
it like those Coca-Cola bottles

Look For: would y'all still eat it?
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
EST EORE
11/11/17
TOTAL PRICES
$19.21
PRICE 5/
33.00
ET
0.582kg
cole
@jokezar
Beef
SCOTCH FILLET STEAK
My name was
Chloe,
I wanted to live!
BEST BEFORE
09/11/17
TOTAL PRICE
$19.07
PRICE S/k
33.00
Your 'Personal
choice' killed me!
DON'T BUY IT
NET k
0.578kg
connor
@connorhannigan4
i would look for one with my name on
it like those Coca-Cola bottles

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When my kids feel “entitled”.: Possibly Coach Patty @MaybeCoachPatty Replying to @TheBaddestMitch To teach me the importance of locking up my bike,my parents stole my bike from me, then watched me look for it until I just sat and cried on the curb for two hours straight. 5:21 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone 18 Retweets 115 Likes When my kids feel “entitled”.

When my kids feel “entitled”.: Possibly Coach Patty
@MaybeCoachPatty
Replying to @TheBaddestMitch
To teach me the importance of locking
up my bike,my parents stole my bike
from me, then watched me look for it
until I just sat and cried on the curb for
two hours straight.
5:21 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
18 Retweets 115 Likes
When my kids feel “entitled”.

When my kids feel “entitled”.: Possibly Coach Patty
@MaybeCoachPatty
Replying to @TheBaddestMitch
To teach me the importance of locking
up my bike,my parents stole my bike
from me, then watched me look for it
until I just sat and cried on the curb for
two hours straight.
5:21 PM 11/7/19 Twitter for iPhone
18 Retweets 115 Likes
When my kids feel “entitled”.

When my kids feel “entitled”.

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You just need to look for them: roads railroads amazing people seaports You just need to look for them

You just need to look for them: roads
railroads
amazing people
seaports
You just need to look for them

You just need to look for them: roads
railroads
amazing people
seaports
You just need to look for them

You just need to look for them

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Look For: i feel you like a breath on the air, and in the light like a memory, or a dream, or a sign of something, in a hope for somewhere, with a hold on anything... i feel you everywhere, i look for you in everything - butterflies rising

Look For: i feel you
like a breath on the air,
and in the light
like a memory, or a dream,
or a sign of something,
in a hope for somewhere,
with a hold on anything...
i feel you everywhere,
i look for you in everything
- butterflies rising

Look For: i feel you
like a breath on the air,
and in the light
like a memory, or a dream,
or a sign of something,
in a hope for somewhere,
with a hold on anything...
i feel you everywhere,
i look for you in everything
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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lyinginbedmon: gahdamnpunk: How is this NOT harassment? I have no words.. Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault. It seems absurd, looking at someone? Where’s the harm, right? Well, it turns out it’s so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someone’s living room window. For weeks. Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. It’s not harmless, it’s months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe. TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you play “I’m not touching you” and it is already fed up with your BS. : AAMIR KHAN Follow @hdni2803 This is the most fucked up shit I've ever read frightening girls Yesterday, 04:41 PM I once approached a teenage girl (around 14 years old) by asking her for directions at first. Then I proceeded to ask for her name. She became afraid and started walking away. I followed her, and then she went from walking briskly to running. Her gait was peculiar, because she ran like a newborn fawn, turning around every so often, trying to see if I am still following. (Now, I want to make clear that I absolutely abhor rape and did not have any intention in that direction, not molestation not any of that.) Initiate * Joined: Dec 2017 Posts: 139 She had no reason to be frightened. I wasn't gonna anything. But the feeling when you follow a girl and she notices you, and she tries to loose you or picks up the pace. That is kind of a good feeling. You become important to her. You are no longer some random insignificant face in the crowd. I know it is kind of low-level behaviour. But I do enjoy doing that. I go to another city, look for a girl that is walking by herself and start following her. After a while they notice you. After dark, after sunset it may suffice to just walk in the same general direction as a girl that is valking in front of you. They become paranoid. I recommend you lonely incels try it some time. Just to make her afraid. If you know your limits and don't actually harass -let alone rape- that girl, it should be harmless psychological fun. Ren Follow @buckmayn I literally feel disease sick men are a fucking AAMIR KHAN @hdni2803 at This is the most fucked up shit I've ever read - edaeocilulies. nit. m 12:22 PM - 5 Oct 2019 32,388 Retweets 107,390 Likes > lyinginbedmon: gahdamnpunk: How is this NOT harassment? I have no words.. Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault. It seems absurd, looking at someone? Where’s the harm, right? Well, it turns out it’s so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someone’s living room window. For weeks. Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. It’s not harmless, it’s months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe. TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you play “I’m not touching you” and it is already fed up with your BS.

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gahdamnpunk:
How is this NOT harassment? I have no words..
Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault.
It seems absurd, looking at someone? Where’s the harm, right?
Well, it turns out it’s so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someone’s living room window. For weeks.
Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. It’s not harmless, it’s months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe.
TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you play “I’m not touching you” and it is already fed up with your BS.
: AAMIR KHAN
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This is the most fucked up shit I've ever read

frightening girls
Yesterday, 04:41 PM
I once approached a teenage girl (around 14 years
old) by asking her for directions at first. Then I proceeded
to ask for her name. She became afraid and started
walking away. I followed her, and then she went from
walking briskly to running. Her gait was peculiar, because
she ran like a newborn fawn, turning around every so
often, trying to see if I am still following.
(Now, I want to make clear that I absolutely abhor rape
and did not have any intention in that direction, not
molestation not any of that.)
Initiate
*
Joined: Dec 2017
Posts: 139
She had no reason to be frightened. I wasn't gonna
anything.
But the feeling when you follow a girl and she notices
you, and she tries to loose you or picks up the pace. That
is kind of a good feeling. You become important to her.
You are no longer some random insignificant face in the
crowd.
I know it is kind of low-level behaviour. But I do enjoy
doing that. I go to another city, look for a girl that is
walking by herself and start following her. After a while
they notice you. After dark, after sunset it may suffice to
just walk in the same general direction as a girl that is
valking in front of you. They become paranoid.
I recommend you lonely incels try it some time. Just to
make her afraid. If you know your limits and don't actually
harass -let alone rape- that girl, it should be harmless
psychological fun.

Ren
Follow
@buckmayn
I literally feel
disease
sick men are a fucking
AAMIR KHAN @hdni2803
at
This is the most fucked up shit I've ever read
-
edaeocilulies.
nit.
m
12:22 PM - 5 Oct 2019
32,388 Retweets 107,390 Likes
>
lyinginbedmon:
gahdamnpunk:
How is this NOT harassment? I have no words..
Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault.
It seems absurd, looking at someone? Where’s the harm, right?
Well, it turns out it’s so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someone’s living room window. For weeks.
Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. It’s not harmless, it’s months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe.
TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you play “I’m not touching you” and it is already fed up with your BS.

lyinginbedmon:
gahdamnpunk:
How is this NOT harassment? I have no words..
Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault.
It seems absurd, looking at someone? Where’s the harm, right?
Well, it turns out it’s so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someone’s living room window. For weeks.
Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. It’s not harmless, it’s months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe.
TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you play “I’m not touching you” and it is already fed up with your BS.
: AAMIR KHAN
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@hdni2803
This is the most fucked up shit I've ever read

frightening girls
Yesterday, 04:41 PM
I once approached a teenage girl (around 14 years
old) by asking her for directions at first. Then I proceeded
to ask for her name. She became afraid and started
walking away. I followed her, and then she went from
walking briskly to running. Her gait was peculiar, because
she ran like a newborn fawn, turning around every so
often, trying to see if I am still following.
(Now, I want to make clear that I absolutely abhor rape
and did not have any intention in that direction, not
molestation not any of that.)
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Posts: 139
She had no reason to be frightened. I wasn't gonna
anything.
But the feeling when you follow a girl and she notices
you, and she tries to loose you or picks up the pace. That
is kind of a good feeling. You become important to her.
You are no longer some random insignificant face in the
crowd.
I know it is kind of low-level behaviour. But I do enjoy
doing that. I go to another city, look for a girl that is
walking by herself and start following her. After a while
they notice you. After dark, after sunset it may suffice to
just walk in the same general direction as a girl that is
valking in front of you. They become paranoid.
I recommend you lonely incels try it some time. Just to
make her afraid. If you know your limits and don't actually
harass -let alone rape- that girl, it should be harmless
psychological fun.

Ren
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I literally feel
disease
sick men are a fucking
AAMIR KHAN @hdni2803
at
This is the most fucked up shit I've ever read
-
edaeocilulies.
nit.
m
12:22 PM - 5 Oct 2019
32,388 Retweets 107,390 Likes
>
lyinginbedmon:
gahdamnpunk:
How is this NOT harassment? I have no words..
Something I remember from my Criminal Law classes is that, quite genuinely, looking at someone (occasionally even pointedly not doing so) can constitute assault.
It seems absurd, looking at someone? Where’s the harm, right?
Well, it turns out it’s so that the law has recourse against people who just stand in a public space and start through someone’s living room window. For weeks.
Just randomly chasing somebody, even without intent to actually harm, is legally assault. It’s not harmless, it’s months or even years of therapy and paranoia against ever going outside your home, if you even think your home is still safe.
TLDR: Yes the law has already seen you play “I’m not touching you” and it is already fed up with your BS.

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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
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Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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Posted by u/flyingkumot. 9h
Askreddit, what's the most interesting
anecdote an elderly person has told
you that has significantly changed
your views in life?
Discussion
grassyblue 2.4h
Met an elderly hispanic lady at a bus stop in
Albuquerque. We went back and forth in Spanish
for a bit (I'm a white guy so she was pleasantly sur-
prised) and she told me about her travel plans to
go to her son's wedding--a real cute story involving
him and his high school sweetheart finding each
other after a long time being broken up.
I had recently been dumped, and said something
a bit mopey like "I wish I could find love like
that someday."
She smiled, shook her head and said "Chico, love
like that isn't just found. It's built. How many
perfect, decorated temples do you think my
ancestors stumbled across in Tikal or Tenochtitlan?
No. They found a good, level spot, maybe some
water nearby, and said 'Here. We can build
something here. Look for a clearing in the forest,
young man. Not a hidden city."
That one will stick with me for years.
Reply 1.4k
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Posted by u/flyingkumot. 9h
Askreddit, what's the most interesting
anecdote an elderly person has told
you that has significantly changed
your views in life?
Discussion
grassyblue 2.4h
Met an elderly hispanic lady at a bus stop in
Albuquerque. We went back and forth in Spanish
for a bit (I'm a white guy so she was pleasantly sur-
prised) and she told me about her travel plans to
go to her son's wedding--a real cute story involving
him and his high school sweetheart finding each
other after a long time being broken up.
I had recently been dumped, and said something
a bit mopey like "I wish I could find love like
that someday."
She smiled, shook her head and said "Chico, love
like that isn't just found. It's built. How many
perfect, decorated temples do you think my
ancestors stumbled across in Tikal or Tenochtitlan?
No. They found a good, level spot, maybe some
water nearby, and said 'Here. We can build
something here. Look for a clearing in the forest,
young man. Not a hidden city."
That one will stick with me for years.
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If what you look for is a girl with personality
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Don't listen to her
CN
I'm sickened but curious.
Although I do appreciate a little bit of humour……..

Although I do appreciate a little bit of humour……..: TKE
JUcE
Vanessa, 19
18 miles away
If what you look for is a girl with personality
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CN
I'm sickened but curious.
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

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The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
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awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The COMPLETE WORST-CASE SCENARIO Survival Handbook New Aad Cl Ad F Sn Epem MAN SKILLS By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich &Ben H. Wioiss THE COAIPLETE How To GIVE A DoG THE How to Perform the Heimlich HEIMLICH MANEUVER Maneuver on Your Cat 1 Check for throat obstructions Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat, looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see it, carefully tongue forward for a better view Kneel and hold the cat in front of you, close to your chest. Place one forearm under the remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the cat's front legs and hold him up and out- stretched, facing away 2 Shake the obstruction free If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind legs from you. Place the fist of your other hand just below the bottom so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed the next step. to rib. Give two or three 3 Place your arms around the dog's waist. With the dog standing together around the stomach, placing them just below the last rib quick, firm pushes inward to force the air lying down, clasp your hands or out of the lungs and dislodge the object 4 Compress the stomach Push up five times rapidly How To SAVE YOURSELF 5 Check for an obstruction Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object dislodged FROM CHOKING was 1 Try to talk. you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person Heimlich maneuver 6 Repeat. If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly If between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the object is knocked free 2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level. If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree stump, fence, ledge, or large rock 3 Face the object. 4 Bend over the object. Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above your navel 5 Fall Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object This movement should force the air up your windpipe and eject the item that is blocking your airway Place your arms around the dog's waist below the last rib and compress the stomach WARNING! An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him. choking 69 How To TREAT SUNBURN 1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not apply any suntan lotion to the burn. Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool- How To DEAL WITH INSOMNIA ing air Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol. Stretch or do light exercise an hour before 2 Put a cool compress on the sunburn Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad, wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress bed. A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension Take a warm bath. A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn area is very large Eat a bedtime snack. Drink warm milk or herbal tea. 3 Drink three to six ounces of water. Cover illuminated clocks Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help the skin by promoting sweating. to cool Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your to es. 4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn. Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it feels cool to the skin Think pleasant thoughts. oCount sheep. 5 Take a pain pill and lie still Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air 6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all symptoms that could point to something sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor How to Cure Hiccups worse than a ild WARNING! Always higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into the sun. use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are stronger near the equator and at high altitudes. Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke, which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion has progressed to heatstroke NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as two days or as long the burn Fill a tall glass with water front of you, lean forward over the glass mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt Holding the glass in so that your as two weeks, depending upon the severity of the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and the top away from you; drink the water as it moves toward the front of the glass ailments 51 awesomage: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills

awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
awesomage:

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awesomage:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills: The
COMPLETE
WORST-CASE SCENARIO
Survival Handbook
New Aad
Cl Ad
F Sn
Epem
MAN
SKILLS
By Joshua Pives, Dvid Bergenich
&Ben H. Wioiss
THE COAIPLETE

How To GIVE A DoG THE
How to Perform the Heimlich
HEIMLICH MANEUVER
Maneuver on Your Cat
1 Check for throat obstructions
Open the dog's mouth and inspect the back of the throat,
looking for the object causing the obstruction. If you see
it, carefully
tongue forward for a better view
Kneel and hold the cat
in front of you, close
to your chest. Place
one forearm under the
remove it. If the dog is unconscious, pull the
cat's front legs and
hold him up and out-
stretched, facing away
2 Shake the obstruction free
If the dog is smal, pick him up and hold him by the hips
with his head hanging down. For larger dogs, hold the hind
legs
from you. Place the
fist of your other hand
just below the bottom
so that the head hangs down. If this fails to dislodge the
obstruction, place the dog back on the ground and proceed
the next step.
to
rib. Give two or three
3 Place your arms around the dog's waist.
With the dog standing
together around the stomach, placing them just below the
last rib
quick, firm pushes
inward to force the air
lying down, clasp your hands
or
out of the lungs and
dislodge the object
4 Compress the stomach
Push up five times rapidly
How To SAVE YOURSELF
5 Check for an obstruction
Sweep the dog's mouth with your fingers to see if the object
dislodged
FROM CHOKING
was
1 Try to talk.
you can talk or are able to vocalize in any way, or if you
make a sound when coughing, your airway is not completely
blocked and you are not in imminent danger of death. Keep
coughing to dislo dge the stuck material. If you cannot
make any sounds, you will need to perform the one-person
Heimlich maneuver
6 Repeat.
If the object has not come free, strike the dog firmly
If
between the shoulder blades with the flat side of one
hand, and then do another five abdominal compressions
Alternate the back-slapping and compressions until the
object is knocked free
2 Quickly locate a blunt object at waist level.
If you are indoors, find a chair, table, counter, or other
piece of furniture; if you are outside, look for a tall tree
stump, fence, ledge, or large rock
3 Face the object.
4 Bend over the object.
Lean so that the object touches your body six inches above
your navel
5 Fall
Let yourself drop forward hard and fast onto the object
This movement should force the air up your windpipe and
eject the item that is blocking your airway
Place your arms around the dog's waist below
the last rib and compress the stomach
WARNING!
An unconscious dog may sill bite reflexively. Be careful when
sweeping the mouth. When jarring the obstruction free by striking
the dog, do not hit him so hard as to injure him.
choking 69

How To TREAT SUNBURN
1 Remove the clothing around the affected area. Do not
apply any suntan lotion to the burn.
Clothing irritates the skin, and the lotion will only prevent
the skin from getting much-needed exposure to the cool-
How To DEAL WITH
INSOMNIA
ing air
Avoid caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol.
Stretch or do light exercise an hour before
2 Put a cool compress
on the sunburn
Soak your shirt or another available cloth in cold water and
apply it to the affected area. If the burn is especially bad,
wrap the shirt around an ice pack and use it as a compress
bed.
A gentle workout relaxes muscle tension
Take a warm bath.
A bedsheet s0aked in ice water is also effective if the burn
area is very large
Eat a bedtime snack.
Drink warm milk or herbal tea.
3 Drink three to six ounces of water.
Cover illuminated clocks
Drinking water will prevent dehydration and help
the skin by promoting sweating.
to cool
Lie on your back, rub your stomach, flex your
to es.
4 Apply a soothing gel or ointment to the sunburn.
Aloe lotion is ideal. You can refrigerate it first so that it
feels cool to the skin
Think pleasant thoughts.
oCount sheep.
5 Take a pain pill and lie still
Ibuprofen will1 help alleviate the pain around the sunburn
Lie in a position that exposes the affected area to the air
6 Seek medical attention if your symptoms are serious
Dizziness, sensitivity to light, quick pulse or rapid breath
ing, clammy skin, rash, fever, chills, and nausea are all
symptoms that could point to something
sunburn. If you experience these symptoms, call a doctor
How to Cure Hiccups
worse than a ild
WARNING!
Always
higher. Apply it approximately three minutes before going out into
the sun.
use sunscreen with an SPF (sun protection factor) of 15 or
NAvoid exposure in the late morning and early afternoon, when
the sun is at its hottest. Bear in mind that the rays of the sun are
stronger near the equator and at high altitudes.
Lengthy exposure to the sun can cause not only sunburn but also
heat exhaustion, a fairly mild illness. More serious is heatstroke,
which can be fatal. Symptoms of both conditions include fever and
sweating, but mental confusion is a sign that the heat exhaustion
has progressed to heatstroke
NA new layer of skin will replace the sunburned skin in as little as
two days or as long
the burn
Fill a tall glass with water
front of you, lean forward over the glass
mouth is on the rim farthest away from you. Tilt
Holding the glass in
so that your
as two weeks, depending upon the severity of
the glass so that the bottom moves toward you and
the top away from you; drink the water as it moves
toward the front of the glass
ailments 51
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