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My glasses my glasses.

Brains, Memes, and Shit: Don't lie to an over-thinker. It never ends well. Such people have trained theit brains to look for holes in a story. If shit doesn't make sense thev will think about it over and over until it makes sense. I'm that Person.

Dogs, Drugs, and Fire: Flashback from October 5 1 year ago, today EXIT This drug sniffing dog is trash cause deadass got a ounce on me rn Flashback from October 5 1 year ago, today They gotta fire you bro anarchoblake: sigma100002: anarchoblake: Police dogs don’t smell drugs, they respond to hand gestures made by cops @anarchoblake they don’t care unless the police officer tells them to actually look for the drugs. According to reality, and a supreme court case, you’re wrong. Police dogs have an 80% false positive rate, and respond to cues from enforcers a majority of the time. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_v._Harris How does shoe leather taste?

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Desperate, Facebook, and Fire: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY d Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies in a barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her day:s going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. This kinda warms me up on the inside.

This kinda warms me up on the inside.

Desperate, Facebook, and Fire: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY d Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies in a barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her day:s going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. This kinda warms me up on the inside.

This kinda warms me up on the inside.

Animals, Desperate, and Facebook: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies in a barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!! 🐶🐱❤

Follow my other account @x__social_butterfly_x if you love animals!! 🐶🐱❤

Memes, Work, and 🤖: WHEN TWO PEOPLE REALLY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, THEY WILL ALWAYS LOOK FOR A WAY TO MAKE IT WORK, NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS.

Help, Powerpoint, and You: When it's your turn to present and you pretend to look for the PowerPoint file that you know doesn't exist @MasiPopal Help

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Cute, Head, and Life: r/AskReddit Posted by u/flyingkumot. 9h Askreddit, what's the most interesting anecdote an elderly person has told you that has significantly changed your views in life? Discussion grassyblue 2.4h Met an elderly hispanic lady at a bus stop in Albuquerque. We went back and forth in Spanish for a bit (I'm a white guy so she was pleasantly sur- prised) and she told me about her travel plans to go to her son's wedding--a real cute story involving him and his high school sweetheart finding each other after a long time being broken up. I had recently been dumped, and said something a bit mopey like "I wish I could find love like that someday." She smiled, shook her head and said "Chico, love like that isn't just found. It's built. How many perfect, decorated temples do you think my ancestors stumbled across in Tikal or Tenochtitlan? No. They found a good, level spot, maybe some water nearby, and said 'Here. We can build something here. Look for a clearing in the forest, young man. Not a hidden city." That one will stick with me for years. Reply 1.4k Secret to a good marriage

Secret to a good marriage

Cute, Head, and Life: r/AskReddit Posted by u/flyingkumot. 9h Askreddit, what's the most interesting anecdote an elderly person has told you that has significantly changed your views in life? Discussion grassyblue 2.4h Met an elderly hispanic lady at a bus stop in Albuquerque. We went back and forth in Spanish for a bit (I'm a white guy so she was pleasantly sur- prised) and she told me about her travel plans to go to her son's wedding--a real cute story involving him and his high school sweetheart finding each other after a long time being broken up. I had recently been dumped, and said something a bit mopey like "I wish I could find love like that someday." She smiled, shook her head and said "Chico, love like that isn't just found. It's built. How many perfect, decorated temples do you think my ancestors stumbled across in Tikal or Tenochtitlan? No. They found a good, level spot, maybe some water nearby, and said 'Here. We can build something here. Look for a clearing in the forest, young man. Not a hidden city." That one will stick with me for years. Reply 1.4k Secret to a good marriage via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DsotaW

Secret to a good marriage via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2DsotaW

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talktotheboob:the holy trinity

Will, You, and For: If I disappear will you look for me

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lolzandtrollz: It’s An Impossible Mission

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Craigslist, Taken, and Tumblr: This couch was... Taken! Sprint 4:59 PM 67 % -> post.craigslist.org Free Couch! image 1 of 3 > condition: fair I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a nice couch I can tell you I don't have one, but what I do have is a very particular free couch. A free couch I acquired a long time ago. A free couch that makes me useful to people like you. If you don't email me now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you do, I will get your address, I will drive there, and I will give you a free couch. srsfunny:I’ll Take It

srsfunny:I’ll Take It

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Bored, Confused, and Crush: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that's where my desk was, and it didn't occur to me to ask Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and I feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more. -biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and never told anyone. I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught. I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball. feral-renaissance-cat I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn't work as well as I'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that), but that's not the point. Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I havea crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crush]. And?" Dude turns around and yells to my crush "Hey! She has a crush on you My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks." So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires. darkhumourandfandoms One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot. lycant-guy22 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of "fucks given" The Zero Fucks Given crowd

Love, Scare, and True: The best gift a man can give a woman is his time; his attention, his love, his protection, his trust and his support. I think when a woman knows that she truly has a man in her corner in a positive capacity, it is much easier for her to bring her guard down to love again. Most women don't have the best track record when it comes to trusting men. Most women have been through their own share of abuse whether it be on a physical, emotional or verbal level. To be honest, sometimes a good man will scare a good woman because he'll come off as too good to be true. She'll look for his flaws first, before she can truly appreciate what makes hinm flawless in her eyes. When a woman meets a man who is ready to give her the love that she deserves, it will scare her at first; and then it will leave her feeling completely at peace. ELATIONGH

Bored, Confused, and Crush: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses In 5th grade some boys hid my desk in the boys bathroom. I was confused when I got to school and it was missing, so I just sat on the floor and read my book until the teacher came in and made them put it back. I realize now they were trying to trick me into go into the boys bathroom, but no one actually told me that's where my desk was, and it didn't occur to me to ask Looking back I realize they had to make the effort to get to school early to move it, and l feel a tiny bit of regret for not reacting more biggest-gaudiest-patronuse:s In 3rd grade Richard brought his new lacrosse set in for show in tell. the ball went missing during class time and at the end of the day we all had to check our bookbags to look for it. I only glanced in mine (I just wanted to go home), but that evening I found it at the bottom of my bag. I was so scared of being blamed, I threw it into the neighbor's yard and never told anyone I found out 2 years later that my bully Luke put it there to frame me, and he was still extremely frustrated I hadn't gotten caught I'm pretty sure Richard got a new ball. feral-renaissance-cat I had a crush on a boy I met in Kindergarten and made NO attempts to hide it because the people on TV were always telling each other when they liked each other. Didn't work as well as I'd hope (i.e. didn't work AT ALL and no boy wanted to hang out with me ever after that) but that's not the point Skip ahead to third grade. We had a new kid who was kind of a jerk. One day he asks me if I have a crush and I'm like, "Yeah, [Crush] And?" Dude turns around and yells to my crush "Hey! She has a crush on you!" My crush just kinda sighs and is like, "Yeah. I know. Everyone knows. Thanks." So this guy was hoping to embarrass me in front of everyone but it completely backfired because I lack the social filter necessary to feel ashamed of my base desires darkhumourandfandoms One time in like kindergerden some kid stole my shoe and instead if reacting I just went the whole day barefoot. No one questioned it. He got bored of no reaction and just dropped the shoe but by then I was too committed and continued to walk around barefoot lycant-guy22 Some of yall grew up with a low base stat of "fucks given" biggest-gaudiest-patronuses damn right we did Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses No fucks given

Fake, Target, and Tumblr: DONNA TROY. NO ONE KNOWS IF IT'S REAL BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT COULD BE REAL. WHERE THEY TOOK HELEN. SENT THE THOUSAND SHIPS WHERE ACHILLES DECIDED NOT TO FIGHT. THEN DECIDED TO FIGHT. WHERE HECTOR DIED THEN ACHILLES DIED BUT...ASK A HISTORIAN OR AN ARCHEOLOGIST IT'S THE PASSION THE WAR OF IT'S OF ALL OF MAN IT'S TROY GODS. AND THEY'LL TELL YOU THERE'S NOTHING TO PROVE IT EVER ACTUALLY REALLY WAS A PLACE. IT'S THE BIRTH OF LITERATURE, EVERY STORY. BEYOND A MYTH MAYBE WRITTEN DOWN BY A GUY WHO MAYBE WAS NAMED HOMER THEY LOOK FOR IT THEY FIND RUINS, BUT MAYBE IT'S JUST A MISTAKE IT SHOULD EXIST. THERE'S THEY DONT SO MUCH BUILT BUT MAYBE IT DOESN'T AROUND IT. KNOW A CONFUSIONN BETWEEN TWO OLD STORYTELLERS WHO GOT MIXED UP. IT SHOULD BE.. IT SHOULD TUST BE. MAYBE IT WAS NEVER THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. espanolbot2: funnypages: Having an existential crisis forced onto you by writing that thinks it’s being smart is pretty traumatic. Troy is real, it’s a freaking World Heritage Site Heroes in Crisis #4 Tom King: Troy is fake, Atlantis is real.

espanolbot2: funnypages: Having an existential crisis forced onto you by writing that thinks it’s being smart is pretty traumatic. Troy is ...

Birthday, Love, and Memes: December 10, 2018 Dear Mr. Miranda, Hi. My name is Frances Jansen, and I'm eleven years old. I share your birthday! One time I got to go backstage after a performance of Hamilton, and I gave one of the actors a homemade candle to give to you. I hope you got it, and I hope that you enjoyed it. This year, on January 16th when I celebrate my twelfth birthday, I'm also going to be thinking of you and your amazing play, Hamilton. Speaking of enjoying, I love Hamilton so much. I practically know every song by heart. Some people say the show loses its magic after you've seen Hamilton, but after seeing it, I just fell in love with it even more. I think you are an amazing actor, too, and speaking of acting, I want to be an actress when I grow up. My dream part is Eliza because the song "Burn" gets me every time. I have the book of Hamilton, and I've read through it many times. I love that you use certain words for certain reasons, including having double meanings like in the song "Yorkstown" (The World Turned Upside-Down"). When Washington says "Not yet," he is also saying to the African-American soldiers that they do not have their freedom yet. I have a few questions for you. First, what was your first acting job and how old were you at the time? Second, where do you get your ideas for all of your music? And last, what do you think is the next step for you? Finally, I'd like to say again I hope you have a great birthday, and I'll be thinking of you on that day. Yours truly, Frances Jansen Hi Frances! 1. Conrad Birdie, 6th grade play! I was 12. 2. All from different places, but I really examine the situation I’m writing for, and look for the pulse, tempo, and feel of that moment. 3. Keep writing, keep acting, keep getting better. Thanks for your letter! https://t.co/SmAcDbOAKW

Hi Frances! 1. Conrad Birdie, 6th grade play! I was 12. 2. All from different places, but I really examine the situation I’m writing for, an...

Dogs, Introvert, and Party: Extrovert: Want to come to my party? Introvert: No thanks. Extrovert: You don't have to interact with anyone, you can just hang out with my dogs. Introvert: shit negro, thats all you had to say Always look for the doggos at the party

Desperate, Facebook, and Fire: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies ina barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. positive-memes: Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

positive-memes: Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

Memes, Girl, and Smile: Look for the girl with the broken smile skippyandminnie ask her if she needs to go for a walk because she looks kinda gassy AND SHE WILLLL BE LOOOOVED 💕💨 @skippyandminnie

ask her if she needs to go for a walk because she looks kinda gassy AND SHE WILLLL BE LOOOOVED 💕💨 @skippyandminnie

Desperate, Facebook, and Fire: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies ina barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. awesomacious: Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

awesomacious: Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

Desperate, Facebook, and Fire: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies ina barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

Desperate, Facebook, and Fire: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies ina barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

Desperate, Facebook, and Fire: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies ina barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother

Desperate, Facebook, and Fire: In heaven there's a black and white dog taking care of seven golden lab puppies. TODAY Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies ina barn fire at the end of February, and wasn't the same afterwards, spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them. Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook, asking if anyone had puppies she could foster. The next day, an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her, and Daisy took to caring for them straight away. Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2F1oExg

Dog loses its pups in a fire and adopts pups who lost their mother via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2F1oExg

Love, Movies, and Shit: READ IT AND LET IT SINK IN Every relationship will get "boring" after you've been together for years. Love isn't a feeling it's a commitment to love every day, physically and emotionally. It's difficult, it's not always laughs, smiles, and fun. People tend to quit when it stops being fun, and they go look for someone else, because "the spark is gone". No, that's not how it works. You want somebody to never give up on you, and love you unconditionally then do the same. Be the change. This isn't Hollywood, this isn't the movies. That shit isn't real. Love someone when you don't want to. when they aren't the easiest to deal with. When they're hard to love. That's the realist shit there is 0

Memes, Living, and 🤖: Shout out to everyone rocking this look for the next 48hrs @openlygayanimals I’m living this right now 😭 @openlygayanimals

I’m living this right now 😭 @openlygayanimals

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: we got worried when you stopped coming to the parke Moral: Whomever vou're important to... Will look for vou browsedankmemes: You stopped coming to the park❤ via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2EMCpPc

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Got, Will, and Park: we got worried when you stopped coming to the parke Moral: Whomever vou're important to... Will look for vou You stopped coming to the park❤

You stopped coming to the park❤

Beef, Coca-Cola, and Best: would y'all still eat it? Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK EST MTORE PRICE 5/kg TOTAL PRICE 3.00 $19.21 0.582kg coles @jokezar Beef My name was SCOTCH FILLET STEAK Chloe I wanted to live!BEST BEFORE Your 'Personal choice killed me l DON'T BUY IT TOTAL PRICES PRICES/ $19.07 33.00 NET kg 0.578kg connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles Goddamn

Goddamn

Beef, Coca-Cola, and Memes: connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles Fred The Fish @FredTheFish8 would y'all still eat it? Beef 5-1 SCOTCH FILLET STEAK BEST BEFORE TOTAL PRICES PRICE S/ as Chloe I wanted to live! Your 'Personal choice killed me l DON'T BUY IT $19.07 33.00 NET kg 0.578kg 012181301313071 hi humans

hi humans

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browsedankmemes: Search till you find your name. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CwYtfn

Beef, Coca-Cola, and Best: would y'all still eat it? Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK TOTAL PRICE $19.21 3.00 0.582k @jokezar Beef . My name was SCOTCH FILLET STEAK Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE Your 'Personal$9.73.00 TOTAL PRICES PRICE S/ choice killed me DON'T BUY IT NET k 0.578kg connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles Search till you find your name.

Search till you find your name.

Beef, Coca-Cola, and Memes: would y'all still eat it? Beef SCOTCH FILLET STEAK TOTAL PRICE $19.21 3.00 0.582k @jokezar Beef . My name was SCOTCH FILLET STEAK Chloe, I wanted to live! BEST BEFORE Your 'Personal$9.73.00 TOTAL PRICES PRICE S/ choice killed me DON'T BUY IT NET k 0.578kg connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles Search till you find your name. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CwYtfn

Search till you find your name. via /r/memes http://bit.ly/2CwYtfn

America, Ass, and England: tumblr Follow priscellie later-homenuggets my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit motherfucking australia amour-vengeance if there was a post to describe australia, this is it wait you mean to tell me this isn't even a pet bird? that in australia, you have wild birds that just fhy from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up? fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you? lumoslouis wake up australia That's what birds do They fly around and fuck shit up Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit kennilworthy-thisp It's cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel. happyvegetable Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes millshouse why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they're going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called "swooping season" and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it's fucking brutal. sociopathic-italian-grandmas My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us. gallifrey-feels no but when you're 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange ecnamor-lacimehc-ym what the actual fuck australia priscellie I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke seananmcguire Nope Went there Parrots tried to take our car Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY 587,061 notes Now thats just fowl play

Teacher, Asks, and Her: 1st grade nibbas when the teacher asks the class to look for her missing pencil The peak of their lives

The peak of their lives

Beef, Coca-Cola, and Dude: connor @connorhannigan4 i would look for one with my name on it like those Coca-Cola bottles Fred The Fish @FredTheFish8 would y'all still eat it? coles Beef e asSCOTCH FILLET STEAK Chloe My name I wanted to live!BEST BEFORE Your 'Personal choice killed me l DONT BUY IT TOTAL PRICE S PRICES/kg $19.07 33.00 NET kg 0.578kg 0121613631 22:28 21 Dec 18 Twitter for iPhone 5,446 Retweets 22.2K Likes Me too dude, me too

Me too dude, me too

Beautiful, A Beautiful Place, and Make A: "Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful. HAZRATINAVAT KHAN @thegoodquote

Being Alone, What Is, and Hannibal: Lesego Semenya @LesDaChef Knowing your leftovers will still be there when you look for them. Hannibal Barca @The_Nifemi What is a highly underrated advantage of living alone? No sticky fingers lying that they didn’t eat it

No sticky fingers lying that they didn’t eat it

Being Alone, Dank, and What Is: Lesego Semenya @LesDaChef Knowing your leftovers will still be there when you look for them. Hannibal Barca @The_Nifemi What is a highly underrated advantage of living alone?

Tumblr, Blog, and Http: Even if we already know what to do, we always look for that one friend who will push us to do it We all need a #MissBulgaria in our lives. srsfunny:We All Need A Miss Bulgaria In Our Lives

srsfunny:We All Need A Miss Bulgaria In Our Lives

Being Alone, What Is, and Hannibal: Lesego Semenya @LesDaChef Knowing your leftovers will still be there when you look for them. Hannibal Barca @The_Nifemi What is a highly underrated advantage of living alone? No sticky fingers lying that they didn’t eat it

No sticky fingers lying that they didn’t eat it

Android, Monster, and Transgender: Tortured Heroes @EmergentReality AD BE Replying to @indigowhiskey and Topic: Transgender by deception Subject: Kiera Knightly a male to female transgendered entity What to look for: Male torso Adonis belt. Slope back forehead Large angular jaw. Wide shoulders And look at that six pack. Gross. 5:02 PM 13 Dec 18 Twitter for Android lesbiskammerat: monster-woman: Remember what I was saying about how “transmisogyny is misogyny and cis people will use it to punish women who they see as incorrectly female” phrenology but its feminist

lesbiskammerat: monster-woman: Remember what I was saying about how “transmisogyny is misogyny and cis people will use it to punish women w...

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