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corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 鈥淎nd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.鈥 鈥淛esus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!鈥 鈥淗mmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don鈥檛 have to see all those bodies anymore?鈥 鈥渨ut鈥 鈥淲hat?鈥 鈥淪houldn鈥檛 you tell them to鈥 stop dressing like that or something?鈥 鈥淒on鈥檛 see why. It鈥檚 not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.鈥 鈥淯h鈥.鈥 鈥淥r learn to keep it in your g鈥檇amn pants no matter what they鈥檙e wearing.鈥 He goes on for like several examples too. 鈥淗ow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when鈥hey鈥檙e dressin like that?鈥 鈥淐ut it off.鈥 鈥渨ut鈥 鈥淐ut it off. Your hand. If it鈥檚 a problem, stop having a hand.鈥 鈥渨ut鈥 鈥淲hat鈥 鈥淒id I fucking stutter?鈥 : Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES corporationsarepeople: dinosaurrainbowstarfish: beachfox: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: ffermented-salmonella: goddessolga: since1938: My man Jesus What story is that? Matthew 18:9 鈥淎nd if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.鈥 鈥淛esus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!鈥 鈥淗mmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don鈥檛 have to see all those bodies anymore?鈥 鈥渨ut鈥 鈥淲hat?鈥 鈥淪houldn鈥檛 you tell them to鈥 stop dressing like that or something?鈥 鈥淒on鈥檛 see why. It鈥檚 not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.鈥 鈥淯h鈥.鈥 鈥淥r learn to keep it in your g鈥檇amn pants no matter what they鈥檙e wearing.鈥 He goes on for like several examples too. 鈥淗ow can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when鈥hey鈥檙e dressin like that?鈥 鈥淐ut it off.鈥 鈥渨ut鈥 鈥淐ut it off. Your hand. If it鈥檚 a problem, stop having a hand.鈥 鈥渨ut鈥 鈥淲hat鈥 鈥淒id I fucking stutter?鈥
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lolzandtrollz:Big Red Dog: Clifford the Big Red Dog by Sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog. Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem. Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into town one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town. Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free, immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townstfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more The credits roll. Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white. The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itself into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two. "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident. "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously Ignoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually" He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly excited to talk with you." "You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?" The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM lolzandtrollz:Big Red Dog

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thathighclassbitch: asprodente: darkvioletcloud: trilllizard666: ilyvbs: popipo12345: ilyvbs: nessa but she isn鈥檛 hypersexualized and her back makes sense聽 鈥淣intendo always gives their black female characters revealing outfits!!!!鈥 Lenora, Pokemon Black and White Iris, Pokemon Black and White Twintelle, ARMS if anyone鈥檚 got any other examples, feel free to add on. HOW IS NOT OVERSEXUALIZED聽 also lenora looks like a mammy iris is the only fucking one with an okay design how about you listen to black people when they try to tell you shit huh 鈥淟enora looks like a mammy鈥 鈥.please learn what a mammy looks like before more stupid spills out of your mouth, thanks LENORA IS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS THAT APRON? KEEPS THE DUST OFF OF HER BLOUSE WHEN SHE鈥橲 UNCOVERING SHIT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AND YOU鈥橠 REALIZE IT And excuse me, OP? How is this hypersexualized? It鈥檚 not even sexualized, it鈥檚 just a fucking two-piece swim suit. It鈥檚 less revealing than a bikini. Fuck off. Tumblr: girls should be able to wear whatever they want!!!! Female character: shows any skin Tumblr: 鈥淟enora looks like a mammy鈥 what the fucking fuck? She鈥檚 just wearing a blouse and wide leg pants and holding her hair back with a scarf. Do you have literally any clue what a mammy looks like?Literally what makes her a mammy? The fact that she鈥檚 wearing clothes that cover her up and has an apron swung around her back? So if she wears too few clothes she sexualized but if she wears too many clothes she鈥檚 a mammy? What the hell do you want? I swear y鈥檃ll clutch your pearls more than old Baptist grandmothers at the slightest hint to the existence of boobs or butts or anything even the tiniest bit revealing of skin on any part of the body.And yeah it鈥檚 a good thing white girls in Pok茅mon never get their skin revealed everGet off Tumblr and find an actual problem.: Bend thathighclassbitch: asprodente: darkvioletcloud: trilllizard666: ilyvbs: popipo12345: ilyvbs: nessa but she isn鈥檛 hypersexualized and her back makes sense聽 鈥淣intendo always gives their black female characters revealing outfits!!!!鈥 Lenora, Pokemon Black and White Iris, Pokemon Black and White Twintelle, ARMS if anyone鈥檚 got any other examples, feel free to add on. HOW IS NOT OVERSEXUALIZED聽 also lenora looks like a mammy iris is the only fucking one with an okay design how about you listen to black people when they try to tell you shit huh 鈥淟enora looks like a mammy鈥 鈥.please learn what a mammy looks like before more stupid spills out of your mouth, thanks LENORA IS AN ARCHAEOLOGIST YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOTS THAT APRON? KEEPS THE DUST OFF OF HER BLOUSE WHEN SHE鈥橲 UNCOVERING SHIT PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AND YOU鈥橠 REALIZE IT And excuse me, OP? How is this hypersexualized? It鈥檚 not even sexualized, it鈥檚 just a fucking two-piece swim suit. It鈥檚 less revealing than a bikini. Fuck off. Tumblr: girls should be able to wear whatever they want!!!! Female character: shows any skin Tumblr: 鈥淟enora looks like a mammy鈥 what the fucking fuck? She鈥檚 just wearing a blouse and wide leg pants and holding her hair back with a scarf. Do you have literally any clue what a mammy looks like?Literally what makes her a mammy? The fact that she鈥檚 wearing clothes that cover her up and has an apron swung around her back? So if she wears too few clothes she sexualized but if she wears too many clothes she鈥檚 a mammy? What the hell do you want? I swear y鈥檃ll clutch your pearls more than old Baptist grandmothers at the slightest hint to the existence of boobs or butts or anything even the tiniest bit revealing of skin on any part of the body.And yeah it鈥檚 a good thing white girls in Pok茅mon never get their skin revealed everGet off Tumblr and find an actual problem.
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voidfire-studios: lockeyseven: shawnsskitz: reading-renditions: everythingcanadian: grifalinas: techno-chinchilla: I know this is supposed to be a man and a woman looking at each other but all I saw was a transgendered man dreaming of being a Knight. Are. Are you sure that鈥檚 not聽what it is? Because. That is absolutely how I saw it and I literally cannot see it any other way. Yeah, nope that is the first thing I thought of too. He wants to be the knight in shining armor. or even Genderfluid bae as their own princess and knight Same hair color, same eyes, same deep crimson color on the clothing, even the same flaring of the cuffs on the sleeves I can鈥檛 tell if it鈥檚 water or crystal, but both are given the mystical properties of (self-)reflection and revealing the truth If it was meant to be romantic between a guy and gal, their hands wouldn鈥檛 be touching at the fingertips like that. There鈥檇 be a fuller contact (i.e. palm to palm), or they鈥檇 be reaching out to each other but not quite making contact (to symbolize the divide that still separated them) Definitely a trans knight http://legendofthecryptids.wikia.com/wiki/Twofold_Xerete Okay but like, literally that鈥檚 what it is *SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON* <3 Iconic : RYPTID Illustration by, Lauraava (C) Mynet Inc./ Legend of the Cryptids voidfire-studios: lockeyseven: shawnsskitz: reading-renditions: everythingcanadian: grifalinas: techno-chinchilla: I know this is supposed to be a man and a woman looking at each other but all I saw was a transgendered man dreaming of being a Knight. Are. Are you sure that鈥檚 not聽what it is? Because. That is absolutely how I saw it and I literally cannot see it any other way. Yeah, nope that is the first thing I thought of too. He wants to be the knight in shining armor. or even Genderfluid bae as their own princess and knight Same hair color, same eyes, same deep crimson color on the clothing, even the same flaring of the cuffs on the sleeves I can鈥檛 tell if it鈥檚 water or crystal, but both are given the mystical properties of (self-)reflection and revealing the truth If it was meant to be romantic between a guy and gal, their hands wouldn鈥檛 be touching at the fingertips like that. There鈥檇 be a fuller contact (i.e. palm to palm), or they鈥檇 be reaching out to each other but not quite making contact (to symbolize the divide that still separated them) Definitely a trans knight http://legendofthecryptids.wikia.com/wiki/Twofold_Xerete Okay but like, literally that鈥檚 what it is *SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON* <3 Iconic

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outoftheframework: outoftheframework: so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fifteen minutes, unedited, and then post it. this is what happened. enjoy? so so so thankful and in awe to the response to this post. I love screenwriting and it would be my pleasure to provide you guys with more high quality work in the future, y鈥檃ll make me so happy.thank you :): gotham city by meg INT. WAREHOUSE NIGHT The discordant SCREECH of a wooden chair's being dragged across a concrete floor echoes through the spacious yet deserted warehouse. The tinted lights are dim, some flickering without any discernible pattern. A heavy pair of boots stomp rhythmically as an man makes his way across the room, the chair firmly in his grip. The man, a nameless HENCHMAN type, is who someone with manners would refer to as "burly" or "built." He stops underneath the brightest light in the room, setting the chair down and revealing its occupant. He is wearing a golden "RR" symbol decorating his chest. Despite the sack covering his features, one can still make out his raven hair poking out of the burlap fabric. a uniform of sorts, with black and red details plus HENCHMAN (gruff) Seems like the Batman... is losing his touch RED ROBIN's head twitches underneath the sack. RED ROBIN (muffled) Do I look like Batman to you? The henchman circles the teen like a tiger stalking its prey, if that tiger had one too many antelope dinners. He forces out a deep and planned LAUGH HENCHMAN No, no, no. Much too small, you are Red Robin shifts in his seat. Inaudible muffling can be heard from underneath the sack. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) Shhh, little bird. You must save your breath! Air will get spare quite soon. Henchman LAUGHS again, but this time his voice horribly cracks. He COUGHS quickly, but the damage was done. Red Robin shifts in his seat once more in the following uncomfortable silence. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) So tell me- 2. Henchman tries to restore the tense atmosphere by slipping an obnoxiously sized syringe full of mysterious liquid out of a package hidden in his coat pocket. HENCHMAN (CONT'D) Where is the bat? My employer just wants to... chat. Red Robin drops his head to the side, effectively communicating a "bitch, please" without the spoken word. Henchman menacingly shakes his head as he stalks toward the teen HENCHMAN (CONT'D) I had a feeling you were the dumb robin A voice suddenly cuts through the heavy air. RED HOOD (from above) Damn right! The man drops the syringe in surprise, eliciting CRASH Red Robin perks up at the dialogue, using the hand that was supposedly tied to the splintering wooden chair to lift the sack from his head. a horrid RED ROBIN (yelling) I resent that! More bickering voices start to emerge from the darkened catwalk above the factory floor. The henchman stands stunned SPOILER Hey, don't say that! sensitive. He's ROBIN Weakest Robin, maybe. Getting himself kidnapped by this oaf? Disgraceful RED ROBIN (yelling) We literally planned this! It was your idea! Red Robin starts untying the ropes around his ankles. 3. ROBIN Maybe there's a reason you're always playing kidnapped! RED ROBIN (yelling) Because you guys are jerks? NIGHTWING Hey, I volunteered to be kidnapped this time! BATGIRL Oh, honey. We all know how that would play out. A communal GROAN emits from the batkids as they reminisce on the last time Dick volunteered to play kidnapped. RED HOOD I take it back, Wing's the dumb Robin NIGHTWING OKAY, first of all, not my fault- the fire was The batkids devolve into unintelligible BICKERING. To an outside observer, it would seem as Red Robin is yelling into darkness filled with disembodied voices. Henchman SPUTTERS, unable to form coherent words. HENCHMAN H-hey! You- You can't- ALL BATKIDS (yelling) Shut up! The henchman shuts his gaping mouth with the CLICK of his teeth HENCH螠螒螡 (talking to himself) I 'm not getting out of this, am 1? A pair of white eyes cut through the darkness behind him 螔螒韦螠A螡 No outoftheframework: outoftheframework: so a little fun tidbit about me is that i write screenplays. i challenged myself to write one in fifteen minutes, unedited, and then post it. this is what happened. enjoy? so so so thankful and in awe to the response to this post. I love screenwriting and it would be my pleasure to provide you guys with more high quality work in the future, y鈥檃ll make me so happy.thank you :)
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voidfire-studios: lockeyseven: shawnsskitz: reading-renditions: everythingcanadian: grifalinas: techno-chinchilla: I know this is supposed to be a man and a woman looking at each other but all I saw was a transgendered man dreaming of being a Knight. Are. Are you sure that鈥檚 not聽what it is? Because. That is absolutely how I saw it and I literally cannot see it any other way. Yeah, nope that is the first thing I thought of too. He wants to be the knight in shining armor. or even Genderfluid bae as their own princess and knight Same hair color, same eyes, same deep crimson color on the clothing, even the same flaring of the cuffs on the sleeves I can鈥檛 tell if it鈥檚 water or crystal, but both are given the mystical properties of (self-)reflection and revealing the truth If it was meant to be romantic between a guy and gal, their hands wouldn鈥檛 be touching at the fingertips like that. There鈥檇 be a fuller contact (i.e. palm to palm), or they鈥檇 be reaching out to each other but not quite making contact (to symbolize the divide that still separated them) Definitely a trans knight http://legendofthecryptids.wikia.com/wiki/Twofold_Xerete Okay but like, literally that鈥檚 what it is *SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON* 3 Iconic : RYPTID Illustration by, Lauraava (C) Mynet Inc./ Legend of the Cryptids voidfire-studios: lockeyseven: shawnsskitz: reading-renditions: everythingcanadian: grifalinas: techno-chinchilla: I know this is supposed to be a man and a woman looking at each other but all I saw was a transgendered man dreaming of being a Knight. Are. Are you sure that鈥檚 not聽what it is? Because. That is absolutely how I saw it and I literally cannot see it any other way. Yeah, nope that is the first thing I thought of too. He wants to be the knight in shining armor. or even Genderfluid bae as their own princess and knight Same hair color, same eyes, same deep crimson color on the clothing, even the same flaring of the cuffs on the sleeves I can鈥檛 tell if it鈥檚 water or crystal, but both are given the mystical properties of (self-)reflection and revealing the truth If it was meant to be romantic between a guy and gal, their hands wouldn鈥檛 be touching at the fingertips like that. There鈥檇 be a fuller contact (i.e. palm to palm), or they鈥檇 be reaching out to each other but not quite making contact (to symbolize the divide that still separated them) Definitely a trans knight http://legendofthecryptids.wikia.com/wiki/Twofold_Xerete Okay but like, literally that鈥檚 what it is *SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON* 3 Iconic

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I Would Watch It: sistercrow stormcloak Cilford the Big Red Dog by Sandara OH MY GOD Can we have a Clifford live action movie? Not a kids movie either Like, Emily Elizabeth's parents are working for a government agency developing a super soldier serum. None of their testing is working and they start testing the serum on larger mammals in hopes of seeing better results. They inject a variety of animals, including a dog Nothing. They are desperate and on the verge of having their project shut down when they notice one of the test dogs is pregnant. It gives birth and they bring one of the puppies home for their daughter To their shock, the puppy they brought home starts to grow at an incredible rate, its fur mutating into a brilliant red as it does so. They are ecstatic because their research has finally seen a result, albeit one they weren't expecting. There is only one problem Clifford has become attached to Emily and refuses to leave her side Emily, too, has fallen in love with her new pet. They decide to let their project be canceled rather than try to separate the two. Unfortunately the government discovers their secret and begins a campaign to retrieve Clifford at any costs. During the initial conflict, Emily Elizabeth's parents are killed trying to help her and Clifford escape Emily and her dog flee into the wild. This sets the opening of the movie Over the course of the movie, Emily and Clifford are on the run and we see Emily grow into a young woman, everything about her honed into a survivalist expert. She and Clifford roam the backwoods constantly in fear of being captured. On one of her rare trips into towrn one day, Emily witnesses a bank robbery in progress involving multiple hostages. She calls Clifford and the two of them save the lives of the hostages but wreck the bank in the process. The local news capture footage of Clifford and it isn't long before the military arrives in town Emily wants to just run away again, but she sees that the military is destroying the town, driving people out of their homes and destroying property in their search. She decides that enough is enough and rides Clifford back into town and fights the military. Amidst the fighting a huge truck arrives. A general (who was her parent's superior officer) gets out and smirks. He tells Emily Elizabeth that Clifford's mother wasn't the only animal that gave birth to a litter of babies after receiving an injection. The back of the truck unfolds to reveal a massive tabby cat. The cat strains against its bindings and tears free immediately leaping onto a nearby group of soldiers and devouring them. Emily is horrified and orders Clifford to attack What follows is the dramatic battle between Clifford and the mutant cat. Clifford has strength, but the cat is too fast and agile. It looks like Clifford is down for the count, when the townsfolk, recognizing that Clifford is on their side, come to his aid. They distract the cat long enough for him to finish the beast off for good The military retreats, the general swearing vengeance on the two of them, and Emily and Clifford ride off into the night once more. But the legend of the big red dog has already started. And Emily Elizabeth knows that the day will come when she and Clifford will need to ride into battle against the forces of evil once more The credits roll Post credits, the screen fades to black for a moment. The sound of waves crashing on shore fills the air. The screen flashes brilliant white The light of the lighthouse moves on, revealing a rocky shore on a rainy day. The camera pans down to find Clifford and Emily gazing out to sea. A massive object hangs in the air off the coast, obscured in the clouds. A smaller object rapidly approaches them. It resolves itseltf into an advanced helicopter that silently lands just down the shore from them. Clifford lets out a low growl but Emily quiets him with a hand on his leg. A lone figure emerges from the aircraft, huddling his arms around himself to fight off the cold He approaches the two. His hair is short and somewhat curly. He wears glasses and a grey flannel shirt and seems unlikely to pose a threat to the two "Emily Elizabeth," he says over the sound of the crashing surf, "I worked with your parents. It's taken us a while to find you, after the Birdwell Island incident." "And who exactly is 'us'," she responds, eyes narrowing suspiciously. gnoring her question, the man continues. "Me and Clifford have a lot in common, actually. He smiles a little awkwardly, then presses on. "I was hoping you might be interested in meeting my boss. He's fairly excited to talk with you. You still haven't answered my question. Who are you and who do you work for?" The man smiles. "My name is Banner. And I'm hear to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. mo re Fun on likealaugh.org I Would Watch It

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