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(Update) It’s that time of year: Autumn Today 11 38 AM Sorry, I'm not really looking for a relationship, but I saw your name and really wanted to use this pickup line. You can call me Winter because I wont come until Autumn is finished. Alright, you can unmatch me now. LOL thanks for that The pleasure is all mine... well, I guess that pickup line says the opposite, but you get the general idea As long as it at least made you're day little better too, it was worth it Do you mind if l post it on Facebook? I'll crop your name & pic It was rly that impressive Yeah, that's fine. Word My Tinder game definitely peaked there. It was by far the best pickup line AND autumn joke I've ever heard My friend commented "ironic bc Washington just completely skipped autumn this year" Imfao I said "yeah story of my fuckin life" I'll make it up next and we can skip me until you ee come twice. Damn look at you You're on a roll What can I say, you bring out the colors in me Autumn Oh my god I'd rather you bring them out in me Well, there's a chance Autumn might come early for next year. I think that's all I got. I've heard the anticipation is the best part though Anymore and I wouldn't want you to fall for me. Hey now get too cocky here, I just like pickup lines I had to switch to "fall" for that one. Feel like an idiot That was too clever even for me It's alright, I'll leaf quietly I'm in disbeleaf Damn I can't think of anything else I'm trying Well, this went better than I thought it would actually. I thought you would have autumnatically unmatched me. АННН LMAO Don't trees me like that Whew, what a re-leaf There's no season for you to be acting this way Yeah, I'm burnt out. "autumnatically That was a pretty damn good one This has probably been greatest match I've ever gotten. I gotta say, I agree Mind if I post this on the internet for internet points? Do it, I did If I could send you screenshots of people's reactions I totally would (Update) It’s that time of year
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monstatron: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tharook: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: vo-kopen: filmsfoodandfandom: oni-queen: Theory as to what Kong was doing during the events of King of the Monsters. I mean, to be fair, Kong was stuck on an island in the middle of the South Pacific. What was he gonna do? Doggie paddle 5000 miles to America? He could build a boat. What can I say, I like the Kong Skull Island theory that his “power” was his intelligence. I want him to fight Godzilla while wearing armor made from battleship plating. I am now just picturing Kong carefully attempting to construct some kind of viking style longship to carry him across the ocean so he can fistfight with Godzilla Kong shows up a film late with a Starbucks (a shop, not a single coffee). SOMEONE DRAW THIS :D here you go. and if i may add my two cents; the hollow earth is confirmed to be used as a passage by titans to quickly move to anywhere on the planet, so kong easily could have used a hollow earth tunnel to travel off skull island, but he didn’t.  so it’s safe to assume kong didn’t give any  shits about ghidorah’s call.  : Ghidorah Kang SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTAR SCHOOL Kong hears ya. Kong don't care EB monstatron: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tharook: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: vo-kopen: filmsfoodandfandom: oni-queen: Theory as to what Kong was doing during the events of King of the Monsters. I mean, to be fair, Kong was stuck on an island in the middle of the South Pacific. What was he gonna do? Doggie paddle 5000 miles to America? He could build a boat. What can I say, I like the Kong Skull Island theory that his “power” was his intelligence. I want him to fight Godzilla while wearing armor made from battleship plating. I am now just picturing Kong carefully attempting to construct some kind of viking style longship to carry him across the ocean so he can fistfight with Godzilla Kong shows up a film late with a Starbucks (a shop, not a single coffee). SOMEONE DRAW THIS :D here you go. and if i may add my two cents; the hollow earth is confirmed to be used as a passage by titans to quickly move to anywhere on the planet, so kong easily could have used a hollow earth tunnel to travel off skull island, but he didn’t.  so it’s safe to assume kong didn’t give any  shits about ghidorah’s call. 
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