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Af, Animals, and Ass: Taylor Today 11:30 AM All my life I've been told that everyman needs a good tailor.. now I realize they've been spelling it wrong this entire time Today 12:06 PM I love it E Hey there Today 1:01 PM You must be a dork. I was not expecting that to work haha Today 5:18 PM I am indeed Today 5:43 PM Day1 on tinder for me. What do you reccomend after a successful pickup line? 21 questions? Sexual innuen- dos? Snapchat? I wanna know what you reccomend. It's for science Today 6:09 PM For science aye Talk lol uhhhhh keep being you ? So about me, I'm adorable af. Leaving for the Basic Traini Today 7.08 PM Lol nice dude Today 8:03 PM Should be fun, but l'd rather talk about Taylor. Tell me something you're most proud of Today 9:16 PM Myself haha. Im proud of how I keep pushing forward no matter what life throws at me lol I'm proud of myself for surviving this summer working the most kick ass internship ever at house of blues and two other jobs basically lol. That's awesome, you're self confidence radiates and that's so attractive. Never lose that, no matter what the fuckboys tell you I destroy the fuckboyshehe Really love your tats. And find you interesting af already haha I'm so into your 2nd picture, you look so exhausted but incredibly sexy at the same time. Please tell me that cat is yours why thank you. It was captioned Satan is always watching" haha That little cats name is.. Satan and he is one of mine haha. Tell me about all the animals Simon is grey and clings to me Travis is black and white he loves EVERYONE. Precious is a talkative Siamese. Satan is a satanic orange fluff ball. And dobby is the house elf I mean morkie. He's like a little derpy chicken nugget. You are success-driven dorky Cat-Lady You're a Why thank you sir Cats are rad lol And the morkie is pretty rad sometimes too lol I want to superman jump onto your bed and hang out with the whole gang, mainly Satan though. That's not even a ploy to get into your pants. Lol satan is one little shit. If you can get him to like you I'll be impressed lol. wouldn't mind ya joining tho. What dorky movie you got lined up Oh my what a choice Step brothers So random, let's do it YAAAASSSSS BOATSANDHOES Created with Stitch & Share! This is Taylor. Im allergic to cats, Ill let reddit decide
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Bored, Friends, and Uno: I've been playing Uno wrong since I was a kid . Did y'all know that you can only play the Draw 4 Wild card IF you have NO other cards that can be played??! AND if you suspect that someone has illegally played this card, they have to show you their hand. AND if they in fact played the card illegally they must draw 4, but If not, the person who challenged the play must DRAW 6? Ok so l was bored and ran out of things to read so l decided to read the actual rule book 2018 is going to be a year of enlightenment for me I can just feel it! tats #yourewelcome yu pay tus card, you get to choose the color that including the color in play belore the Wild card was laid down on your turn even if you have another playable card in your d ap at the beginning of play, the person to the left of the dealer ch hand. I play Draw 4 card-When you play this card, you get to choose the color y PLUS the next player must draw 4 cards from the DRAW pile and o ythis card it you have matching number or Action Cardal Fburned up spect that a Wild Draw 4 card has been played on you legaly e. the pla he challenged player must draw the 4 cards instead of you. Howeve there is a hitchl You may only play this card when you do NOT in your hand that play, return this card to the deck and pick another card you may challenge tat player The player must show you you must draw the 4 cards PLUS an additional 2 cards (5 total Swap Hands card-When you play this cavd, you may choose any op athe cards in your hand with all the cards in their hand. This is av the color tat resumes play if this card is turned up at he erson to the left of the dealer chooses the color that begins play stomtrable card-Use a 2 pencil to wite any house rue you wigh o you This is a wild card so you may play it on your bum oven t WOTE: te cards are erasable,o you may we The only milt la your imagination (and the consent of the other cad in your hand Also, you choose tre color that resmes pi C GAME OF UNO TAKE THE WILD SWAP HANDS USTOMIZABLE CAROS OUT OF THE DECK. More ways to loose friends

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Amazon, Ass, and Fucking: TC1 mehron After Tattoo Cov Waterproof . Conceals any skin flaw! . Easy to remove. Net Wt. .9 oz. (25 gm) wolfforce58205: lyrslair: prismatic-bell: motherstrawberry: hanari502: Alright shitstains listen up because I just found god in a bottle. If you’re a nerd like me your body’s probably riddled with a few nerd tattoos yeah? Some of ‘em in some pretty obvious places? Maybe you work in a professional environment that frowns upon body ink? Maybe you’re a cosplayer and you have some revealing outfits that you need to cover up for, yeah? Tattoos that you can’t afford that $30 Kat Von D Tattoo cover up because you’re a cheap broke shit? Story of my life bud. Now I have a pretty obvious Squad 11 tattoo, because I’m a Bleach nerd and Zaraki Kenpachi is my husband, and honestly it’s difficult to hide it in some of my cosplays because it’s bright and black and right smack dab on my shoulder. Poor planning on my part but hey, squad represent. You see that glorious miracle up there? That’s Mehron Tattoo Cover. You see those pictures underneath it? Tattoo? What fucking tattoo?! It’s gone!!!! Vamoosed!!! Like I never got the ink in the first place!!!! This shit is durable, and I mean durable. It’s completely waterproof and that first picture of my tattoo is actually what it looked like after scrubbing at it with two makeup wipes. TWO. It’s not going anywhere And the best part?  IT COMES IN DIFFERENT SKINTONES. BAM. WHAT. I mean it’s not phenomenal but hey at least it’s not just “pale as fuck”. And you wanna know the second best part? It’s only 12 bucks on Amazon Yeah. $12. Not $30. Because $12 is much more reasonable than $30. As for size reference, that’s how big it is in that third picture right there. It’s honestly the best investment I could have made and everybody should know about it. Go forth and conquer with your newfound knowledge. You’re all welcome. As someone who used to chair a stage makeup department, Mehron and Ben Nye are going to be cheaper and better than whatever concealer/orange eye shadow/green lipstick whatever weird tutorial you found or expensive-ass luxury concealer. Why you ask? Because Mehron and Ben Nye are stage makeup. They’re meant to give thick, full coverage in one layer that can stand up to cameras and stage lights. Blend it out, powder it, and you’ll never look back. Plus it’s cheap enough that you can buy 2 and mix the perfect shade.  This will work on scars, too. Just an FYI for folks I know who may want to cover for cosplays, work, or personal reasons. Honestly this would be a life saver for people with tats stuck looking for jobs in places that frown on them. I’ve watched people not get jobs at places I work even though their personalities and experience levels were exactly what we were looking for purely because of personal adornment (tattoos, piercings, etc.). So to anyone who might need a product like this, I hope you see this post.
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