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Bailey Jay, Dad, and Food: TIME @TIME TIME FollowV Millionaire to millennials: Stop buying avocado toast if you want to buy a home Millionaire to Millennials: Stop Buying Avocado Toast If You Want to Buy a Home Avocado prices have soared in recent years time.conm "When I was truying to buy my first home I wasn't buying smashed avocado for [AU]$19 and four coffees at [AU]$4 each." Australian millionaire Tim Gurner Callum @rasta_dad Follow At the shops ldiot millenial: "duhhh can I have a million dollars of avocado Me (smiling wisely): "One house please". 9. Murtaza Hussain Follow MazMHussain Monthly expenses Transportation: $120 Food: $500 Clothing $200 Avocado toast: $35,000 Someone good at the economy please help me budget this JuanPa Ф @jpbrammer Follow Millennial dragon, guarding its treasure hoard of avocado toast and rideshare apps, but no diamonds to speak of werewolfhusband: stachionalgeographic: micdotcom: Millionaire suggests millennials could afford homes if they stopped buying avocado toast Trying to find the extra cabbage to buy a home and aren’t sure where you’ll get it? One millionaire claims the answer lies in your avocado toast. Australian Tim Gurner recently suggested that if young first-time homebuyers curbed their avocado toast addiction they could save enough money to buy a home, as Time reports. Even if you ate avocado toast every single day, using the median U.S. home value price of $196,500 via Zillow, it would still take about 13 years  to save enough for a mere downpayment. As Mic has pointed out before, shaming millennials about food or drink purchases is rarely helpful. Read more (5/16/17) I AM GUFFAWING I’M THE CAUSE OF YOUR DEBT! 

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