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earthsong9405: All done with Urbosa’s redesign and the additional sketches for her role in my headcanon! <: As usual I didn’t change too much but I gave her a slightly different hairstyle, some tusks (as is natural for Gerudo in my headcanon), and a brand new outfit! She has such lovely colors to work with, I love her so much ;-;But I’m sure ya don’t wanna hear me babble about how enjoyable her design is. So, let’s go straight into the headcanon! <:————————--Urbosa is the current chief of the Gerudo and serves as the acting Champion for them as well. As a Champion in this timeline, she holds a key component in gaining access to Old Hyrule-”Champion” in this timeline doesn’t fully hold the same function as it once did in BotW. Instead of being chosen to pilot the Divine Beasts, a Champion are a handful of chosen warriors that serve as Hyrule’s best line of defense against any threat. Despite every group of peoples having their own form of governing, culture, and way of life, all of them are still united under the banner of Hyrule, and the Champions could be the physical representation of this tight alliance. A Champion may not necessarily have a lot of political power by themselves but what they represent and what they stand for still puts them in a high position in social status and therefore their word often holds significant weight. As not only the chief of Gerudo but also their Champion, Urbosa is in a position of having more power than what would typically be seen for a Chief. Thankfully though, she doesn’t abuse it and leads her people well: there’s a reason she’s so well respected and loved among not only the Gerudo, but across Hyrule as well.-As one of the original Champions, Urbosa retains many of her memories from her past life, including what ultimately led to her death-I’ve always liked the idea of Urbosa being a motherly figure to just about anyone she meets, but that also includes being an actual mother! Her kid in this headcanon is Riju <:-While Urbosa isn’t actually related to Ganondorf, he refers to her as his “aunt”. Of all the Gerudo in his life, Urbosa was a consistent presence, often visiting him and his parents at their secluded home in the middle of Korok Forest. She’d bring stories of adventure and gifts and even helped train him to be a skilled warrior, but as much as she loves the boy her visits held an alternative motive.-As a whole, no one really knows of Ganondorf’s past as being the vessel for the Demon King, but if anyone would have any idea about it it’d certainly be the Sheikah and the Gerudo. As per tradition in their culture, a newborn Gerudo must be brought forth to a shaman for examination to ensure their health and to fully proclaim their citizenship as a new member of the tribe. When Ganondorf was examined, the first thing the shaman noticed was the peculiar mark upon his chest: a birthmark in the shape of the wound that struck Demise down all those thousands of years ago. In seeing the mark the shaman took the baby away from his mother and brought it to the council and Urbosa to discuss what to do with it.The Gerudo are intimately familiar with the history surrounding the Demon King and how he stole one of their own, so the mark was very telling of what the child once was. And given the long stretch of peace Hyrule was experiencing it understandably buzzed some fear among the elder council. Many were afraid his birth meant an end to that peace, that the Demon King had somehow reincarnated once more and meant to bring hell back to Hyrule.So in response to all of this, the elders argued amongst each other about a solution. Many ruled the boy too dangerous to allow him to grow older and demanded he be… dealt with. Others deemed that too cruel, even for a damned child, and suggested they simply leave him somewhere far away: let nature decide if he lives or dies. But, as chief and Gerudo Champion of Hyrule, it ultimately came down to Urbosa’s choice. She held the babe her council hissed demon, stared at the birthmark that marked him as a vessel, heard the pleading sobs of the boy’s mother over the whispers of “we’ll make it quick, but we mustn’t let him live”, “he is dangerous, he will bring doom to us all” “end it now while he is weak”.Stared at the supposed demon child, who simply yawned in her grasp and blinked up at her with innocent, yellow eyes. She met the Demon King once: she had stared into that monster’s eyes while she fought it to her death in her past lifetime. She knows soulless eyes when she sees them… and this baby didn’t have those eyes.So Urbosa made her decision: the boy will not die. It was largely met with disbelief and anger: you will doom us all! they said. Despite Urbosa staying firm in her decision, it took her days of arguing with the council and the aid of a Sheikah Seer (who examined the child themselves and confirmed that he didn’t house the Demon King) to finally reach a compromise: the boy will live, but he can’t live among the Gerudo. He had to live with his mother in exile, and his growth had to be monitored as a precaution. The monitoring came in the form of Urbosa’s frequent visits.-Urbosa is close friends with Zelda’s parents and is also something of an “aunt” figure to Zelda as well; Zelda absolutely adores Urbosa and even sees her as more of a secondary mother figure than anything.————————————Aaaaaaaaand that’s all I have for Urbosa for now! If I think of anything else I’ll be sure to add more, and of course if ya have questions you’re more than free to ask them. <: Otherwise I hope you enjoy! ^.^: earthsong9405: All done with Urbosa’s redesign and the additional sketches for her role in my headcanon! <: As usual I didn’t change too much but I gave her a slightly different hairstyle, some tusks (as is natural for Gerudo in my headcanon), and a brand new outfit! She has such lovely colors to work with, I love her so much ;-;But I’m sure ya don’t wanna hear me babble about how enjoyable her design is. So, let’s go straight into the headcanon! <:————————--Urbosa is the current chief of the Gerudo and serves as the acting Champion for them as well. As a Champion in this timeline, she holds a key component in gaining access to Old Hyrule-”Champion” in this timeline doesn’t fully hold the same function as it once did in BotW. Instead of being chosen to pilot the Divine Beasts, a Champion are a handful of chosen warriors that serve as Hyrule’s best line of defense against any threat. Despite every group of peoples having their own form of governing, culture, and way of life, all of them are still united under the banner of Hyrule, and the Champions could be the physical representation of this tight alliance. A Champion may not necessarily have a lot of political power by themselves but what they represent and what they stand for still puts them in a high position in social status and therefore their word often holds significant weight. As not only the chief of Gerudo but also their Champion, Urbosa is in a position of having more power than what would typically be seen for a Chief. Thankfully though, she doesn’t abuse it and leads her people well: there’s a reason she’s so well respected and loved among not only the Gerudo, but across Hyrule as well.-As one of the original Champions, Urbosa retains many of her memories from her past life, including what ultimately led to her death-I’ve always liked the idea of Urbosa being a motherly figure to just about anyone she meets, but that also includes being an actual mother! Her kid in this headcanon is Riju <:-While Urbosa isn’t actually related to Ganondorf, he refers to her as his “aunt”. Of all the Gerudo in his life, Urbosa was a consistent presence, often visiting him and his parents at their secluded home in the middle of Korok Forest. She’d bring stories of adventure and gifts and even helped train him to be a skilled warrior, but as much as she loves the boy her visits held an alternative motive.-As a whole, no one really knows of Ganondorf’s past as being the vessel for the Demon King, but if anyone would have any idea about it it’d certainly be the Sheikah and the Gerudo. As per tradition in their culture, a newborn Gerudo must be brought forth to a shaman for examination to ensure their health and to fully proclaim their citizenship as a new member of the tribe. When Ganondorf was examined, the first thing the shaman noticed was the peculiar mark upon his chest: a birthmark in the shape of the wound that struck Demise down all those thousands of years ago. In seeing the mark the shaman took the baby away from his mother and brought it to the council and Urbosa to discuss what to do with it.The Gerudo are intimately familiar with the history surrounding the Demon King and how he stole one of their own, so the mark was very telling of what the child once was. And given the long stretch of peace Hyrule was experiencing it understandably buzzed some fear among the elder council. Many were afraid his birth meant an end to that peace, that the Demon King had somehow reincarnated once more and meant to bring hell back to Hyrule.So in response to all of this, the elders argued amongst each other about a solution. Many ruled the boy too dangerous to allow him to grow older and demanded he be… dealt with. Others deemed that too cruel, even for a damned child, and suggested they simply leave him somewhere far away: let nature decide if he lives or dies. But, as chief and Gerudo Champion of Hyrule, it ultimately came down to Urbosa’s choice. She held the babe her council hissed demon, stared at the birthmark that marked him as a vessel, heard the pleading sobs of the boy’s mother over the whispers of “we’ll make it quick, but we mustn’t let him live”, “he is dangerous, he will bring doom to us all” “end it now while he is weak”.Stared at the supposed demon child, who simply yawned in her grasp and blinked up at her with innocent, yellow eyes. She met the Demon King once: she had stared into that monster’s eyes while she fought it to her death in her past lifetime. She knows soulless eyes when she sees them… and this baby didn’t have those eyes.So Urbosa made her decision: the boy will not die. It was largely met with disbelief and anger: you will doom us all! they said. Despite Urbosa staying firm in her decision, it took her days of arguing with the council and the aid of a Sheikah Seer (who examined the child themselves and confirmed that he didn’t house the Demon King) to finally reach a compromise: the boy will live, but he can’t live among the Gerudo. He had to live with his mother in exile, and his growth had to be monitored as a precaution. The monitoring came in the form of Urbosa’s frequent visits.-Urbosa is close friends with Zelda’s parents and is also something of an “aunt” figure to Zelda as well; Zelda absolutely adores Urbosa and even sees her as more of a secondary mother figure than anything.————————————Aaaaaaaaand that’s all I have for Urbosa for now! If I think of anything else I’ll be sure to add more, and of course if ya have questions you’re more than free to ask them. <: Otherwise I hope you enjoy! ^.^

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sheldrakus: saxifraga-x-urbium: moranion: brunhiddensmusings: gayahithwen: brunhiddensmusings: fattyatomicmutant: Seriously they are just weird the year is 2018- how am i getting this much use out of this photo? is there this much ambiguity about a basic craft which has been practiced before humanity figured out mud bricks that people are still confused about how sheep work? A lot of people today have extremely limited understanding of how anything rural works, thinking only of animals in the abstract. Hence people who don’t understand that cows can continue to give milk way longer than their calves need it, or that you don’t have to kill sheep to get their wool, or who think that a good way to save the bees is for everyone to stop eating honey. Like, if people don’t want to eat meat because they don’t want animals killed, and want to avoid eggs because of the cruelty prevalent in that industry, or milk because yeah, there are a fair number of issues with the dairy industry too… I will support that 100%. But then there are people so woefully misinformed I can’t take them seriously at all. its baffling- if you assume wool requires a sheep to be killed, thus each sheep in its lifetime will only provide one ‘crop’ of wool, then how freaking expensive would you then assume yarn to be? youd assume mutton would then be exceedingly common in the meat market as wellthey make a logic tangent, and obviously abandon it two seconds after it passes where they want to go because thinking too hard will reveal that to be stupid I have discovered that usually, the most militant and unpleasant vegans absolutely have no fucking idea how farming works. Ecological, sustainable farming - not massive, planet-damaging, animal-torturing industrial farming. If you don’t know that sheep have to be sheared before summer or they can literally die of heat, I am not going to listen to you. If you don’t realise that it only makes sense to use leather from animals if you kill them to eat them and that your vegan ass buying cheap plastic shoes three times a year is doing more damage to the environment than me buying leather shoes every five years, I’m not going to listen to you. If you refuse to consider that cows’ udders get painful if they don’t have a calf and aren’t milked, I won’t listen to you. And if you don’t have the basic biology knowledge required to realise that properly, sustainably raised farm animals have their place in the biosystem and that it would not, in fact, be a good thing to stop raising them, I am not going to listen to you.  I was told by a vegan I am otherwise good friends with that “all farmers lie about everything to do with farming” and I just ???? do you have any idea how exhausting it is to fucking farm no one has the ENERGY to lie about stuff like “we need commercial bees as pass pollinators for fruit farms so you might as well eat honey tbh since they’re making an excess anyway” by all means campaign for safer and better slaughterhouses (which btw is a current hot-button issue in the uk and is something one of my clients is backing and pursuing legally) and better animal welfare and make a point of pushing high-welfare products over shitty ones but demanding that everyone stops buying wool coats on the basis of a lie is stupid because the alternative is artificial fibres which are polluting the fucking oceans and killing off all the fish This. We need to do better on animal welfare, as on so many things. But if you’re coming from a standpoint of ‘all farmers are evil soulless murderers’, then… I don’t really know how we’re going to have a conversation, so I’m going to politely back away. : THIS IS A REAL FRESHLY SHEARED LAMB. THIS IS PETA's PLASTIC "REPLICA." HERE'S I THE REST OF YOUR WOOL COAT rse liini--| KILLED THE PROM QUEEN peta2 BOTTOM LINE? PETA LIES. ©Victorian Farmers Federation/facebook sheldrakus: saxifraga-x-urbium: moranion: brunhiddensmusings: gayahithwen: brunhiddensmusings: fattyatomicmutant: Seriously they are just weird the year is 2018- how am i getting this much use out of this photo? is there this much ambiguity about a basic craft which has been practiced before humanity figured out mud bricks that people are still confused about how sheep work? A lot of people today have extremely limited understanding of how anything rural works, thinking only of animals in the abstract. Hence people who don’t understand that cows can continue to give milk way longer than their calves need it, or that you don’t have to kill sheep to get their wool, or who think that a good way to save the bees is for everyone to stop eating honey. Like, if people don’t want to eat meat because they don’t want animals killed, and want to avoid eggs because of the cruelty prevalent in that industry, or milk because yeah, there are a fair number of issues with the dairy industry too… I will support that 100%. But then there are people so woefully misinformed I can’t take them seriously at all. its baffling- if you assume wool requires a sheep to be killed, thus each sheep in its lifetime will only provide one ‘crop’ of wool, then how freaking expensive would you then assume yarn to be? youd assume mutton would then be exceedingly common in the meat market as wellthey make a logic tangent, and obviously abandon it two seconds after it passes where they want to go because thinking too hard will reveal that to be stupid I have discovered that usually, the most militant and unpleasant vegans absolutely have no fucking idea how farming works. Ecological, sustainable farming - not massive, planet-damaging, animal-torturing industrial farming. If you don’t know that sheep have to be sheared before summer or they can literally die of heat, I am not going to listen to you. If you don’t realise that it only makes sense to use leather from animals if you kill them to eat them and that your vegan ass buying cheap plastic shoes three times a year is doing more damage to the environment than me buying leather shoes every five years, I’m not going to listen to you. If you refuse to consider that cows’ udders get painful if they don’t have a calf and aren’t milked, I won’t listen to you. And if you don’t have the basic biology knowledge required to realise that properly, sustainably raised farm animals have their place in the biosystem and that it would not, in fact, be a good thing to stop raising them, I am not going to listen to you.  I was told by a vegan I am otherwise good friends with that “all farmers lie about everything to do with farming” and I just ???? do you have any idea how exhausting it is to fucking farm no one has the ENERGY to lie about stuff like “we need commercial bees as pass pollinators for fruit farms so you might as well eat honey tbh since they’re making an excess anyway” by all means campaign for safer and better slaughterhouses (which btw is a current hot-button issue in the uk and is something one of my clients is backing and pursuing legally) and better animal welfare and make a point of pushing high-welfare products over shitty ones but demanding that everyone stops buying wool coats on the basis of a lie is stupid because the alternative is artificial fibres which are polluting the fucking oceans and killing off all the fish This. We need to do better on animal welfare, as on so many things. But if you’re coming from a standpoint of ‘all farmers are evil soulless murderers’, then… I don’t really know how we’re going to have a conversation, so I’m going to politely back away.
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<p><a href="http://artificial-color.tumblr.com/post/171832429676/poordork-papatulus-buzzfeed-mcdonalds" class="tumblr_blog">artificial-color</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://poordork.tumblr.com/post/158485419980/papatulus-buzzfeed-mcdonalds-just-called" class="tumblr_blog">poordork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://papatulus.tumblr.com/post/158475213952/buzzfeed-mcdonalds-just-called-trump-a" class="tumblr_blog">papatulus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/158474631832/mcdonalds-just-called-trump-a-disgusting-excuse" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bzfd.it/2mMFF29"><b>McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter</b></a></p> <p>The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="118" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c33bed74b70a89590777d06c2fb672c0/tumblr_inline_omwwyr8pxK1ra13j4_540.png" data-orig-height="118" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE</p> </blockquote> <p>&gt;Soulless mega corporations have the same position as me</p><p>&gt;said corporations are profit oriented</p></blockquote>: Pinned Tweet McDonald'sMcDonaldsCorp 18m @realDonaldTrump You are actually a disgusting excuse of a President and we would love to have @BarackObama back, also you have tiny hands. 74854 944 Jon Ironmonger @Jonlronmonger Follow Wow, McDonalds got beef. 9:46 AM- 16 Mar 2017 わ 2 2 Aaron Sankin @ASankin y Follow ん WENDY'S: Haha, totally roasted this guy on here for forgetting refrigerators exist. So edgy. MCDONALD'S: Hold my beer 9:54 AM- 16 Mar 2017 76 121 Maris Kreizman @mariskreizman Follow When you know you're gonna get fired, but you wanna go down in a blaze of glory. 9:36 AM-16 Mar 2017 13 475 932 Mariel Reynolds @bluelex510 Follow Might eat @McDonalds today for lunch for that. Here's 2 u brave, unemployed, social media mgr! A nation turned its eyes to u for a moment. 9:45 AM- 16 Mar 2017 4 7 <p><a href="http://artificial-color.tumblr.com/post/171832429676/poordork-papatulus-buzzfeed-mcdonalds" class="tumblr_blog">artificial-color</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://poordork.tumblr.com/post/158485419980/papatulus-buzzfeed-mcdonalds-just-called" class="tumblr_blog">poordork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://papatulus.tumblr.com/post/158475213952/buzzfeed-mcdonalds-just-called-trump-a" class="tumblr_blog">papatulus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/158474631832/mcdonalds-just-called-trump-a-disgusting-excuse" class="tumblr_blog">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bzfd.it/2mMFF29"><b>McDonald’s Just Called Trump “A Disgusting Excuse Of A President” On Twitter</b></a></p> <p>The tweet, briefly pinned to the fast food restaurant’s account, was quickly deleted (of course).</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="118" data-orig-width="500"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c33bed74b70a89590777d06c2fb672c0/tumblr_inline_omwwyr8pxK1ra13j4_540.png" data-orig-height="118" data-orig-width="500"/></figure></blockquote> <p>BYE THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE</p> </blockquote> <p>&gt;Soulless mega corporations have the same position as me</p><p>&gt;said corporations are profit oriented</p></blockquote>

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<p><a href="http://oculousreparo.tumblr.com/post/34604754338/fuckmegentlywitha2x4-brock-obama-owls" class="tumblr_blog">oculousreparo</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckmegentlywitha2x4.tumblr.com/post/20421145755/brock-obama-owls-confirmed-to-be-the-creepiest">fuckmegentlywitha2x4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://brock-obama.tumblr.com/post/7354893663">brock-obama</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. <em>LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. </em>If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking <em>SWALLOWING</em> a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of <em>FUCKING DOOM</em>.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.<strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcokcuOdEr1r4cj4r.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc7afb4d4f895b7ae20130e347298b55/tumblr_inline_p7rnzciUAE1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcokcuOdEr1r4cj4r.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote>: <p><a href="http://oculousreparo.tumblr.com/post/34604754338/fuckmegentlywitha2x4-brock-obama-owls" class="tumblr_blog">oculousreparo</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckmegentlywitha2x4.tumblr.com/post/20421145755/brock-obama-owls-confirmed-to-be-the-creepiest">fuckmegentlywitha2x4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://brock-obama.tumblr.com/post/7354893663">brock-obama</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. <em>LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. </em>If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking <em>SWALLOWING</em> a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of <em>FUCKING DOOM</em>.</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.<strong><br/></strong></p> </blockquote> <p><figure data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcokcuOdEr1r4cj4r.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc7afb4d4f895b7ae20130e347298b55/tumblr_inline_p7rnzciUAE1rw09tq_540.gif" data-orig-height="200" data-orig-width="245" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcokcuOdEr1r4cj4r.gif"/></figure></p> </blockquote>
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Compassion for fashion & material interests, as you digest more flesh of the beast that invests, in financial slavery & monetary incest, what's next, more debts so we stay perplexed, Puppets pretend to make decisions, politics is a theatre on the Tel-Lie-vision, can we trust them? They are all rich in the bank, as they thrust chemtrails & more pollutants, translucent & opaque, so many are so fake, sorry it was a mistake we contaminated more lakes, for profit & tax breaks, but we still support them when we buy up the bar, more gas for their expensive cars, celebrating reality tv stars, a devastating fallacy will be ours, we are killing all the bees, chopping all the trees, so we can graze our meat, give our children treats that aren't fit to eat. How did we get here, oh dear, you don't study history so to you it's not clear. Telling your daughter the designer dresses look cute, while cheating on your family with weekly Prostitutes...who really are just a product of you, you f*cked the earth for paper, now you pay to professionally rape her, film & tape her, give her back soulless money & say you will see her later. She can only give in for so long, she is only so strong, murdering your own humanity for purposeless vanity, it's all insanity, reality damaged me, hope is fleeting, junk food is eating away at the starving, we greeting another mission to mars & paedophiles creeping our children's organs for carving... All of this sickness while the president is tweeting... but you just want thickness on IG for your skeeting, you want a waxed woman to sit down, shut up & obey, the taxes keep coming, you frown & output hours of your life in this way. There is so much injustice that you feel useless, stupid & fruitless, whatever happened to Baghdad, you're scared or arabs in hijabs, you blame the Muslims again & again, at least they kill child abusers out there in Yemen... But anyway don't get distracted, somebody on tv did another backflip & have nothing to fear Caitlyn Jenner was recently voted woman of the year... chakabars @badgalriri: TOP PRETENDING YOUR RACISM IS PATRIOTISM Compassion for fashion & material interests, as you digest more flesh of the beast that invests, in financial slavery & monetary incest, what's next, more debts so we stay perplexed, Puppets pretend to make decisions, politics is a theatre on the Tel-Lie-vision, can we trust them? They are all rich in the bank, as they thrust chemtrails & more pollutants, translucent & opaque, so many are so fake, sorry it was a mistake we contaminated more lakes, for profit & tax breaks, but we still support them when we buy up the bar, more gas for their expensive cars, celebrating reality tv stars, a devastating fallacy will be ours, we are killing all the bees, chopping all the trees, so we can graze our meat, give our children treats that aren't fit to eat. How did we get here, oh dear, you don't study history so to you it's not clear. Telling your daughter the designer dresses look cute, while cheating on your family with weekly Prostitutes...who really are just a product of you, you f*cked the earth for paper, now you pay to professionally rape her, film & tape her, give her back soulless money & say you will see her later. She can only give in for so long, she is only so strong, murdering your own humanity for purposeless vanity, it's all insanity, reality damaged me, hope is fleeting, junk food is eating away at the starving, we greeting another mission to mars & paedophiles creeping our children's organs for carving... All of this sickness while the president is tweeting... but you just want thickness on IG for your skeeting, you want a waxed woman to sit down, shut up & obey, the taxes keep coming, you frown & output hours of your life in this way. There is so much injustice that you feel useless, stupid & fruitless, whatever happened to Baghdad, you're scared or arabs in hijabs, you blame the Muslims again & again, at least they kill child abusers out there in Yemen... But anyway don't get distracted, somebody on tv did another backflip & have nothing to fear Caitlyn Jenner was recently voted woman of the year... chakabars @badgalriri
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