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Apple, Bless Up, and Drake: Three weeks ago she was at the pound - now she's transformed to Action Pup.! So u know how u get in the car and Apple Music just wil out and play whatever well on the way to the gym this mernin I hop in the whip on this cold a$$ 12 degree day and my speakers start blasting Miguel, Banana Clip. FAM! I donโ€™t even remember downloading this album! But this joint HARD! ๐Ÿ˜‚ I felt like Miguel lil 5 foot a$$ was next to me serenading me, singing in the passenger seat egging me on go hard at the gym! I was Iike wow this adorable lil munchkin go hard! And then it dawned on me ๐Ÿค”...5 footers really be going the hardest! ๐Ÿ› Kevin Hart - 5 foot. Tom cruise - 5 foot. Shiggy the comedian who invented the drake Kiki dance (DRAaAaAaAake! ๐Ÿ˜‚) - 5 foot. They out there ... ENTERTAINING. Ladies donโ€™t shleep. I know most of u pretty tings got a 6-4 cutoff and I donโ€™t blame yโ€™all! But maybe what u need is a 5 footer who really gon do the most! Serenade u in the shower! Make u laugh! โ€œSmash Iโ€™m not tryina hear that, my son in fifth grade already taller than that I canโ€™t bring a man into my house who reach to my sonโ€™s chestโ€ BB ๐Ÿ‘ GIRL ๐Ÿ‘ DO ๐Ÿ‘ WHAT ๐Ÿ‘ U ๐Ÿ‘ FEEL ๐Ÿ‘. And by the way, for all you men who only swipe right on short women may I ask you to consider finding yourself a tall drink of water in 2019. I used to talk to a volleyball player who was 6-1 and let me tell you fam she was a sight to behold. Legs so long you could slide down them h0es like a fire pole. Cheeks like beach balls. She was a whole lotta woman! A foot long sub for the price of a six inch famalam! I am telling you, you might not think itโ€™s your thing but u might hecc around and fall in love. โ€œBut smash, Iโ€™m 5-11 which is really a lie Iโ€™m actually 5-7 and three quarter but I say Iโ€™m 5-11 - if she 6-1 then in heels she finna be 6-4 fam Iโ€™m gon look like her handsome middle school son.โ€ Well bish embrace that! Find you a Mama! Maybe your mama was wiling out when you were growing up and u need a woman to HECC around and spank u. Maybe eem spike you! ๐Ÿ Maybe thatโ€™s what you been missing all your life. โ€œsmash you really Wilding today.โ€ INDEEDY! Smash simply raising this hypothesis for ya consideration lmao BLESS UP ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ (Slide 2: @tatertot_thecorgi_)
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