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Ima send his ass straight to the pearly gates where the land flows with milk & honey, and are many Masiond. For a million I'll make sure The dragon balls couldn't bring him back. He's one more "Get off my lawn whipper snappers" away from calling me the N word. He gonna have to catch the hands of my ancestors. Tbh Health insurance too expensive & im broke. It's a reasonable trade off. This can go towards my 40 acres and a mule. Everybody gonna hate me like Granddad from his Stinkmeiner beef but I don't care. Anyone who says no to a million dollars try standing in line at Walmart and the cashier tells you your card has been declined while a bad bitch standing behind you. Now that's pain. Ima make this painless. 2 chops to the throat clean. Better yet hit him with a fire ball Justu, turn him to dust then go Lebron pre game with the ashes. Ima be at the funeral just to read the part of his eulogy where it says he got mopped for a Milli. Lord knows my intentions are in the right place. I respect the elderly tho.: WOULD YOU KNOCK HIM OUT FOR 1 MILLION? Ima send his ass straight to the pearly gates where the land flows with milk & honey, and are many Masiond. For a million I'll make sure The dragon balls couldn't bring him back. He's one more "Get off my lawn whipper snappers" away from calling me the N word. He gonna have to catch the hands of my ancestors. Tbh Health insurance too expensive & im broke. It's a reasonable trade off. This can go towards my 40 acres and a mule. Everybody gonna hate me like Granddad from his Stinkmeiner beef but I don't care. Anyone who says no to a million dollars try standing in line at Walmart and the cashier tells you your card has been declined while a bad bitch standing behind you. Now that's pain. Ima make this painless. 2 chops to the throat clean. Better yet hit him with a fire ball Justu, turn him to dust then go Lebron pre game with the ashes. Ima be at the funeral just to read the part of his eulogy where it says he got mopped for a Milli. Lord knows my intentions are in the right place. I respect the elderly tho.
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