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Click, Complex, and Microsoft: Java Developer Aclat, Incorporated Posted: Sep 29, 2014 DIVISION IT DURATION 6+ Months 40 Hrs/week APPROXIMATE HOURS PER WEEK QUALIFICATIONS Any Degree COMPENSATION Paid TYPE DESCRIPTION JavaScript, also known as Java for short, is a scripting language that allows interactivity on websites. For instance, Java allows users to see different images based on where they scroll or click their mouse on the site. Java developers are the experts who work closely with team members, end-users and vendors to test and create websites that are easy to navigate for web visitors Java developers are responsible for programming JavaScript on commercial websites to create moving images, drop-down menus, animation and different sounds and music. These professionals also work closely with JavaScript to enable security settings that validate users and process business transactions. Java developers frequently communicate with their management team and end-users to ensure that the scripting language addresses user and business requirements improves website functionality, and enhances the overall design and usability of the site. Other duties for java developers include gathering and documenting user requirements, analyzing data and conducting unit and quality assurance testing Java developers should be highly analytical and technologically savvy, with strong problem-solving skills. Employers prefer candidates who have expertise with JavaScript development, as well as experience working with HTML, JSP, EJB, Eclipse and Microsoft SQL Server. Candidates should also have a proficiency in Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Viseo. The ability to pay close attention to detail develop creative solutions for complex and abstract problems and concentrate for Employer Profile Javascript also known as Java for short!

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Work, Ancestry, and Best: Net Developer Centric Consulting13 reviews Miami, FL Apply On Company Site Do you have a passion for JAVA? Centric Con is looking to hire a NET Developer for one of our key clients. Our client is looking for a seasoned professional to make an impact on their team and personal career This is a mid-level full time remote employment opportunity with our client What You'll Do as a .NET Developer Build new features and write all kinds of automated tests for them (AngularJS 2+ and REST services in WebAPI). Maintain existing features (ASPNET MVC 5). Keep builds green (TeamCity) and deploy releases (Octopus Deploy). Help write scripts (mainly Powershell) if you enjoy automating processes. Come up with ideas. Learn, refactor, improve Work in an Agile Kanban way in a remote team. What You'll Bring We want someone who likes to solve problems. You should enjoy taking on the hard stuff Excellent communication skills are important-both written and verbal. Last but not least, you will, of course, need to be a solid Net Developer. We are looking for people with demonstrated capabilities with Net. The more experience you have with technologies and languages such as C#, NET 4.5. WebAPI, ASP.NET MVC 5, AngularJS 2+. Typescript, SQL, Entity Framework, the better Centric believes the best solutions come from diverse teams. We strive to have an environment where everyone has an opportunity to be successful regardless of their race, color, religion, gender, national origin, ancestry, age, disability, military or veteran status, sexual orientation or gender identity Centric Consulting - 30 days ago- save job- original job Do you have a passion for JAVA?. Neither do we

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God, Stephen, and Game: Python: What if everything was a dict? Java: What if everything was an object? JavaScript: What if everything was a dict and* an object? C: What if everything was a pointer? APL: What if everything was an array? Tcl: What if everything was a string? Prolog: What if everything was a term? LISP: What if everything was a pair? Scheme: What if everything was a function? Haskell: What if everything was a monad? Assembly: What if everything was a register? Coq: What if everything was a type/proposition? COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE? C#: What if everything was like Java, but different? Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched? Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END e C++: What if we added everything to the language? C++11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff? Rust: What if garbage collection didn't exist? Go: What if we tried designing C a second time? Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language? Perl6: What if we took the joke too far? PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier? VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program? . VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again? Forth: What if everything was a stack? ColorForth: What if the stack was green? PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi? XSLT: What if everything was an XML element? Make: What if everything was a dependency? m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM? Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM? Lua: What if game developers got tired of C++? Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything? Malbolge: What if there is no god? @nixcraft What if we tried designing C a second time?

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Computers, Dank, and Life: watching porn and not deleting your history watching porn and deleting your history afterwards using incognito mode so you never even had a history to begin with create an allocated virtual machine to watch porn in and delete it afterwards so nobody finds out you watched porn buy a new computer, watch porn on it then throw it in the garbage and burn all evidence of its existence so nobody finds out you watched porn spend your entire life creating a time machine, then watch porn and then travel back to the 1940s and kill the inventor of the computer which results in the formation of two time lines, one in which you watched porn and one in which you didn't because computers never existed. You now watched porn but nobody can ever find out use your extreme hacking skills to hack into the NSA database by perfecting SQL injection methods over many years steal the credentials of an innocent sounding employee, then log onto his work PC in the NSA and search up porn. Afterwards, hack into the NSA network and stream the screen contents of the employee to your PC and watch porn This results in everybody thinking the NSA watched porn, while in reality it was you program a complicated brain chip that monitors any thought an individual forms and explodes immediately once a thought contains your name and the wor "porn". Use the same time machine frorm last time and travel back to the Stone Age, then operate this chip into every one of the few living human beings Travel back to the present, and be protected forever because the chip is hereditable and now every person in the world has the chip in his brain. Even if you were to be caught watching porn wouldn't matter since the person catching you would explode make a huge intergalactic deathray and positioning it on a spaceship, hovering it up to space and aiming it on the Earth. Then you set the laser's settings to "stream". Then, you start porn on your laptop, connect it to the deathray and take a parachute down to Earth where you pretend to watch in horror as the entire atmosphere of Earth displays one huge porno. Afterwards, people can't say you watched porn because the entire living population of Earth watched porn and if everybody watched porn, then nobody watched porn. <p>How to not get caught watching porn. (by the_42nd_reich ) via /r/dank_meme <a href="http://ift.tt/2tnHfuE">http://ift.tt/2tnHfuE</a></p>
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Record, Sql, and Speed: SQL Injection Fools Speed Traps and Clears Your Record

SQL Injection Fools Speed Traps and Clears Your Record

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