🔥 Popular | Latest

Batman, Clark Kent, and Dumb: rob-anybody tumblr Follow broadlybrazen unpretty another dumb headcanon: superman is nice to birds because of course he is, and helps out birds who are in distress. also he can fly around with them. birds see a lot more of superman than they do of most people, basically. the unexpected consequence of this is that the crows of metropolis recognize superman as a friend. sometimes crows just follow him around like a weird flock or try to give him shiny things. but mostly please just imagine luthor trying to gloat while threatening superman with kryptonite only to have a crow steal it. or just, generally, lex luthor getting attacked by crows. if that does not improve your day i don't know what to tell you unpretty What is that? Superman followed the direction of Batman's gaze. A crow had landed on the rooftop beside them, and dropped a bottlecap near Superman's feet. "Ohl Hey Francis. Is that for me?" Caw," said Francis Do you have a pet crow? Batman asked. No, I don't have pets," Superman said as he bent down to retrieve the bottlecap You named it. Not this specific one," Superman explained. "1 just call all the crows Francis. ...why Caw, caw," said Francis with a flap of its wings I don't know. Just calling them 'crow felt rude after a while. l'd name them individually but I can't actually tell them apart. Except for Old Francis and One Eyed Francis." Superman tucked the bottlecap into a small pocket on the back of his pants. Why Francis?" Superman shrugged. It's gender neutral. I don't want to misgender them just because they're birds Of course you don't," Batman sighed, looking back out at Metropolis Caw," Francis added Do you keep dog treats in your utility belt?" Superman asked Why would I do that. .. in case you meet a dog that needs to know he's a good boy? Superman suggested. Batman shook his head, but opened a small pouch on his belt and held out a small treat. "See, it was a yes or no question, I don't know why everything has to be such a production with you," Superman said as he took it. He tossed it over by the bird's feet. "Here you are, Francis. Keep up the good work." Caw, caw," Francis said. When it realized no more treats were forthcoming, it flew away in a fiutter of black wings. You're unbelievable," Batman said, shaking his head again. Superman took his eyes off the departing crow to look back at Batman, and frowned. "You know," he said, "it's really weird seeing you in costume during the day Don't start." It's like seeing your teacher at the mall." Don't think I won't take care of Poison Ivy without your help, if I have to Superman shrugged. T'm just saying voxmyriad But...what if the crows also recognized him as Clark Kent? This mild-mannered reporter who doesn't seem to do anything in particular to the crows that would make them like him, but they're not afraid of him at all, and they keep trying to give HIM things, and Clark being a nice guy, he just. Accepts the bottlecap. Says thank you. Keeps walking. Lois adds another factoid to her "Weird Stuff About Clark Kent" file Maybe he tries to convince his coworkers that everyone is friendly with crows in Smallville. That the farmers discovered how smart crows are and decided to make friends with them instead of chasing them off Maybe he tries to talk the crows into palling around with him as Superman but going their separate ways as Clark Kent. Please imagine Superman on top of a building holding Clark Kent's glasses and trying to explain the concept of a secret identity to a flock of attentive birds Source: unpretty #my favorite post #dc universe #my superman 32,061 notes Hey DC, I would watch this movie

Hey DC, I would watch this movie

Save
Batman, Driving, and Fail: LESSONS from the Fictional Elite THE JUSTICE LEAGUE DC Universe t the prospect of ling ina world shere bying to respect the basic rights of those aound you ase such dauning, impossible tasks then whot deal withit to raly cthers.WWe set thee esampla Tonn foner of L Superman is brawny and Batman guides the sheer strength of the A common goal can unite even t this fortifies and personalities. By having a clear purpose driving your team, they will be compelled to apply their unique strengths and abilities to achieve it Justice League with strategy crucial for this dynamic to work FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING Lord of the Rings Some bebeve it in only great power thit can whut I have lound t is the smal everyday deeds of ordinary folk that lowp the dakness at bay Smalil acts Have My Bow: Elven Success is earned through Elvish-made tools proved irwaluable to the Fellowship. The with which you choose to manage your Pippin's pep - every facet augment their talents or hinder them. Choose wisely! THE AVENGERS and the press 1would sather be a good man than a great king who w rid ted you tn move your Pch nto pare yourself like a tree by thenver of tru九 nd tell the whole wordd No.you move Steve Rogens Character Over Steve Rogers was Each Avenger provides a distinct set of strengths to the team. With colossal powers at play, ego can be Ultron). The allows for each wholesome heart and t of ego scouts, Iron Man n of i individual to become whole. Embrace the of your peers instead Widow sabotages Hulk smashes, etc. A often more than skills and achievement. Look for good people to join your team. skills trumps an army of of feeling threatened GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY Ant no thing ke We Are Groot: Groot symbolizes the power of uniting to face a common cause. Cultivate branches of trust and compassion throughout your team so that everyone feels empowered and break schem and Star Lord's spontaneous dance battle, the Guardians averted disaster. Embrace the individuality of every team member Bizarre ideas can trigger DUNDER MIFFLIN The Office People will never be seplaced by Is Scott tosses out sexist and racial comments casually. Respect and Michael Scott is notorious for creating simple and don't force FOX MULDER AND DANA SCULLY The X-Files tum to the tantastic as a plausbiäty I Want to Believe: Mulder is driven by an almighty need to discover the truth. This fervor draws Scully into the crusade, creating dynamic duo Scully's intellect and skepticism reins in Mulder, while his euriosity and zeal draws h of s on your fearm can TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES The gath thor lests hat we truly desire is long folowing thur path do we Humans are not merely heroic ninja warriors by even in the play, creativity, and humanity can lead to Don't limit your guides their growth. Your team also needs judging solely by and stronger ideas Don't always play it and THE X-MEN Marvel Universe rou know. Youre the power el Gifted: The X-Men wouldn't X's vision, and guidance. A true the unique gifts of each team member instead of forcing within mutants and humans alike. They may stumble and fail, but the Professor guides them towards harnessing the failure to learn and evolve. leader is engaged and to cultivate their own talents and modes of team's wellbeing. OUICK BASE Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)

Teamwork tips from Dunder Mifflin (and other possibly more effective fictional teams)

Save
Memes, Best, and Good: WHO WOULD WIN? IG HEROACC BAT FLASH STROKE Now THIS would be a good fight.😈 Two of the best combatants in the whole DC Universe.🔥 But who would win? BatFlash or SpeedStroke ? ~ Lopro⚡️

Now THIS would be a good fight.😈 Two of the best combatants in the whole DC Universe.🔥 But who would win? BatFlash or SpeedStroke ? ~ Lopro⚡...

Save
Batman, Beautiful, and Birthday: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOKER! CHISTORYOFTHEBATMAN Afternoon Gothamites! Today (August 1) according to the 1976 DC Calendar (panel 2 and 3), the civilian persona (real name unknown within comics) of The Joker was born! The Joker, considered Batman’s greatest enemy, was created by Bob Kane, Bill Finger and Jerry Robinson in Batman (Vol 1) 1 which hit news stands on April 25, 1940. The villain's origin story was originally printed in February 1951's Detective Comics (Vol 1) 168: portrayed as a gangster in Gotham’s criminal underworld, and dressed up as the Red Hood (cover art by Brian Bolland from Countdown (Vol 1) 31), the man falls into a vat of chemicals in a playing card factory and emerges with green hair, pale white skin and ruby lips highlighting a terrifying grin. To match his new look, the man decides to name him after the place that created him: Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime's evolution over the last 77 years is illustrated in all his beautiful chaos in hundreds of stories in comics, film and television. Seen as a mirror to our celebrated hero, Batman and Joker's relationship provides a strong representation in the war of "good vs evil", making the Harlequin of Hate one of the most popular villains in both the DC Universe and fiction. Happy Birthday to The Joker! Thanks for following and we'll have more History of the Batman soon! ✌🏼💜💚🃏🎉

Afternoon Gothamites! Today (August 1) according to the 1976 DC Calendar (panel 2 and 3), the civilian persona (real name unknown within com...

Save