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Advice, Ass, and Bless Up: Family time is good doggo time.. @DrSmashlove So yesterday one of my followers asked me to write about the perfect bj. And just like that...writers block gone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Now this is a topic that's near and dear to my heat bc I'm not a huge fan of blowski's, so for a blowski to catch my fancy it gotta be legendary. Why? The answer is twofold: (1) nothing beats the soft, warm confines of the four walls of the Punanius Maximus. (2) I don't beat my meat so when I bust, a lot has built up by then, and I'm a fire hose ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ฆ. Now look. As a brother, we can't just engage in extremely reckless activity. We might squeeze your throat, but not too hard. Give you a sexy lil slap...but not to hard. U feel me? This shit wouldn't play well in a police report ๐Ÿ˜•. So likewise what if attempt to empty the banana clip in yo throat and I "over-produced"? What if yo lungs are overwhelmed and u drown? Bam: smash in handcuffs being interrogated for homicide by one of them big ass coppers who's mainly fat but also some muscle so he built like a port-a-potty with a crew cut and he all: "AT ANY TIME MR. SMASH DID YOU EVER FEEL LIKE MAYBE THE GAGGING MEANT SHE COULDN'T BREATHE?" Me: "sir I plead the fif until my Jewish lawyer get her it's Saturday afternoon so we it's gon be a couples hours until sunset he observes the sabbath bless up thank you ๐Ÿ’•." So what's a good bj? Forget about everything Cosmo magazine told u. About using your hand to twist and pull and create a funnel etc. I've been with exactly one girl who converted me when it came to head-top and the way she did it is, she wouldn't let me bust anywhere except her throat. I would physically try to retreat and she lunge forward and throw it in her throat and look up at me with tears in her eyes while she took every drop. So my advice? Let the throat do the work, and drown on the dih ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚. A bit painful but as when u eat the Nani - U gotta submerse yourself to get the full effect. One more thing. This girl, who is a legend, never - ever - bragged about her prowess. Let this be a lesson to yall who spend hours talmbout how incredible your ___ game is. If you surprise them, it's that much more intense! Ya get me! Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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