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        Beautiful, Dude, and Memes: spacehumans-inspace
 Humans are ADAPTABLE. As FUCK. Just because
 something happens to a limb, or part of the body, or
 a sense, it doesn't actually mean anything. Loose a
 limb? Put a new one on. Broken bone split open the
 skin? Pop it back into place and stitch it up. Paralyzed/
 physically incapacitated? Wheelchair. Heart problems?
 Here's a new one. Or, even better, a ROBOT one. Blind?
 Well, who's to say we don't just outright develop
 echolocation? Humans are are amazing at adapting to
 situations that would totally ruin or kill any amount of
 other species
 Our adaptability and ingenuity in the application of
 tools and aides set us apart from other alien species,
 because who else, apart from stubborn, mad geniuses,
 would think 'right, something's broken beyond all repair?
 Or even gone completely? We can sort that out.
 "Right. So, you're telling me, that you lost BOTH of your
 legs in war, and instead of dying because you've lost
 half your body, you just... stuck new ones on?"
 "Basically, yeah. They're bio-mechanical and
 detachable. Wanna see?"
 "Wait, you're paralyzed from the waist down? But surely
 that's enough of an excuse to... stop working? Rest?
 You're stuck in that wheeled contraption! Isn't that
 horrendously awkward and tiring?"
 "Stuck? Dude, if I didn't have a wheelchair, THEN I'd be
 stuck. It can be awkward, sure, when places don't have
 ramps and wide enough doors and stuff, but apart from
 that, the chair lets me... be free again. It allows me to
 move and be a contributing human being again. Just,
 yknow. I've got wheels instead of legs."
 "You're blind? Wait, if you can't see, then why are you on
 this ship? Our visually impaired never pass even the first
 level of clearance
 Well, I'm hardly a navigator, am I? I'm a translator, I
 don't need to see. I can speak five earth languages and
 seven alien languages, and I can get around perfectlyI
 fine, thank you very much. Besides, that's why l've got
 my cane
 "But... you can't see? How can you read?"
 "Braille, mate. Besides, nobody writes anymore. It's all
 audio or that brain transmission telepathy shit anyway.
 "Your crewmate appears to act differently to most other
 humans I've encountered?"
 "Oh, Alec? He's lovely. He's got this thing called
 Aspergers, and whilst there's nothing technically
 wrong with him, it just means he... he processes
 things differently to someone without it. He doesn't
 understand jokes or sarcasm or anything, but he's really
 kind, and has an amazing green thumb. He tends to the
 onboard gardens."
 Right, so I've tried to make a little bit of disability
 positivity in this little drabble here. If anything I've
 written here upsets anyone, or appears as incorrect, I
 apologize sincerely!
 2,474 notas
 positive-memes
 99+
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                    Beautiful, Dude, and Memes: spacehumans-inspace
 Humans are ADAPTABLE. As FUCK. Just because
 something happens to a limb, or part of the body, or
 a sense, it doesn't actually mean anything. Loose a
 limb? Put a new one on. Broken bone split open the
 skin? Pop it back into place and stitch it up. Paralyzed/
 physically incapacitated? Wheelchair. Heart problems?
 Here's a new one. Or, even better, a ROBOT one. Blind?
 Well, who's to say we don't just outright develop
 echolocation? Humans are are amazing at adapting to
 situations that would totally ruin or kill any amount of
 other species
 Our adaptability and ingenuity in the application of
 tools and aides set us apart from other alien species,
 because who else, apart from stubborn, mad geniuses,
 would think 'right, something's broken beyond all repair?
 Or even gone completely? We can sort that out.
 "Right. So, you're telling me, that you lost BOTH of your
 legs in war, and instead of dying because you've lost
 half your body, you just... stuck new ones on?"
 "Basically, yeah. They're bio-mechanical and
 detachable. Wanna see?"
 "Wait, you're paralyzed from the waist down? But surely
 that's enough of an excuse to... stop working? Rest?
 You're stuck in that wheeled contraption! Isn't that
 horrendously awkward and tiring?"
 "Stuck? Dude, if I didn't have a wheelchair, THEN I'd be
 stuck. It can be awkward, sure, when places don't have
 ramps and wide enough doors and stuff, but apart from
 that, the chair lets me... be free again. It allows me to
 move and be a contributing human being again. Just,
 yknow. I've got wheels instead of legs."
 "You're blind? Wait, if you can't see, then why are you on
 this ship? Our visually impaired never pass even the first
 level of clearance
 Well, I'm hardly a navigator, am I? I'm a translator, I
 don't need to see. I can speak five earth languages and
 seven alien languages, and I can get around perfectlyI
 fine, thank you very much. Besides, that's why l've got
 my cane
 "But... you can't see? How can you read?"
 "Braille, mate. Besides, nobody writes anymore. It's all
 audio or that brain transmission telepathy shit anyway.
 "Your crewmate appears to act differently to most other
 humans I've encountered?"
 "Oh, Alec? He's lovely. He's got this thing called
 Aspergers, and whilst there's nothing technically
 wrong with him, it just means he... he processes
 things differently to someone without it. He doesn't
 understand jokes or sarcasm or anything, but he's really
 kind, and has an amazing green thumb. He tends to the
 onboard gardens."
 Right, so I've tried to make a little bit of disability
 positivity in this little drabble here. If anything I've
 written here upsets anyone, or appears as incorrect, I
 apologize sincerely!
 2,474 notas
 positive-memes
 99+
Humans are beautiful
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Cats, Dogs, and Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take
 votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb?
 sun is shining, the day is
 young, we've got our
 and you're inside
 worrying about a stupid
 burned out bulb?
 sorry, but I don't see a
 light bulb.
 Cocker Spaniel: Why
 change it? I can still pee
 on the carpet in the dark.
 Border Collie: Just
 one. And then I'll replace
 any wiring that's not up
 to code.
 ◆ Dachshund: You
 know I can't reach that
 stupid lamp!
 Pointer: I see it, there
 it is, there it is, right
 there...
 Greyhound: It isn't
 moving. Who cares?
 Rottweiler: Make me.
 ◆ Boxer: Who cares?!
 can still play with my
 squeaky toys in the dark.
 Australian Shepherd:
 First, I'll put all the light
 bulbs in a little circle...
 Pleeeeeeeeeze let me
 change the light bulb!
 Can I? Can 1? Huh?
 Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze
 please, please, please
 Poodle: I'll just blow in
 the Border Collie's ear
 and he'll do it. By the
 time he finishes rewiring
 the house, my nails will
 be dry
 ◆ The Cat's Answer:
 Dogs do not change ligh
 to take advantage of the
 German Shepherd: I'lI
 change it as soon as I've
 led these people from
 the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm
 sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls
 any, and make just one and furniture.
 more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e
 see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm
 situation.
 Jack Russell Terrier:
 bulbs. People change
 light bulbs. So, the real
 question is: How long
 will it be before I carn
 expect some light, some
 dinner, and a massage?
 28 July 9, 2011
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                    Cats, Dogs, and Funny: Bu/no dain nae the a hne how many dogs does it take
 votone ives ahead ot us to change a lightbulb?
 sun is shining, the day is
 young, we've got our
 and you're inside
 worrying about a stupid
 burned out bulb?
 sorry, but I don't see a
 light bulb.
 Cocker Spaniel: Why
 change it? I can still pee
 on the carpet in the dark.
 Border Collie: Just
 one. And then I'll replace
 any wiring that's not up
 to code.
 ◆ Dachshund: You
 know I can't reach that
 stupid lamp!
 Pointer: I see it, there
 it is, there it is, right
 there...
 Greyhound: It isn't
 moving. Who cares?
 Rottweiler: Make me.
 ◆ Boxer: Who cares?!
 can still play with my
 squeaky toys in the dark.
 Australian Shepherd:
 First, I'll put all the light
 bulbs in a little circle...
 Pleeeeeeeeeze let me
 change the light bulb!
 Can I? Can 1? Huh?
 Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeze
 please, please, please
 Poodle: I'll just blow in
 the Border Collie's ear
 and he'll do it. By the
 time he finishes rewiring
 the house, my nails will
 be dry
 ◆ The Cat's Answer:
 Dogs do not change ligh
 to take advantage of the
 German Shepherd: I'lI
 change it as soon as I've
 led these people from
 the dark, check to make I'll just pop it in while I'm
 sure I haven't missed bouncing off the walls
 any, and make just one and furniture.
 more perimeter patrol to Old English Sheep e
 see that no one has tried Dog: Light bulb? I'm
 situation.
 Jack Russell Terrier:
 bulbs. People change
 light bulbs. So, the real
 question is: How long
 will it be before I carn
 expect some light, some
 dinner, and a massage?
 28 July 9, 2011
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        Christmas, Dallas Cowboys, and Family: 14 YEARS MEMORIES FOREVER
 By Jason Witten
 Nearly 14 years ago to the day I arrived in Dallas. I was a new member of the Dallas Football Cowboys via the 69th pick in
 the 2003 NFL Draft
 was as green as any 20year old Tennessee
 boy could be, carrying the excitement
 of a little kid on
 Christmas Day. anxiously awaited the unique
 privilege given to me
 by Mr. Jerry Jones to participate in my first NFL
 mini-camp. This was an exciting time for I had dreamed about it my entire life.
 As my heart pounded, I got off the plane. grabbed my luggage and headed for the shuttle, eagerly waiting for the next
 morning to arrive and my journey as a Dallas Cowboy to begin!
 Little did I know, that in this short 5-mile ride, the most special relationship in my professional career was sitting next to me
 and about to begin. On the shuttle that day was a young bright-eyed QB from a small D1 AA school, undrafted, and this
 sort of Huck Finn way about him.
 There we were-just two kids on the bus, setting out to chase our dream
 The days following that now famous shuttle ride were not easy...mostly spent being on the receiving end of colorful
 language from
 legendary coach Bill P Truth be told, there were many days
 over the next 168 months of the relationship that
 were faced with extreme challenges from people inside and outside of our league. However, knowing what l know now,
 I
 must say that there is no one and I mean no one-l would have rather had next to me on this journey other than
 Tony Romo.
 After taking a few
 days to reflect and collect my thoughts,lthought it was fitting and felt a desire to share some
 thoughts
 about Tony and why will forever be grateful to A9 and his entire fami
 ly-Candice, Hawk and Rivers
 While history might remember 9 for the wins and losses, as a Houdini like playmaker, the epic 4th quarter comebacks, the
 lack of playoff wins, or the Brett Favre-esque no look passes, will always remember much more. No man can write his own
 history, and I tend to believe that over time the historians will remember Tony as one of the great signalcallers of his era.
 For me, I will remember that ultra-driven athlete who worked his tail off to learn how to perfect the proper throwing motion.
 The player who would stand at the chalk board tirelessly thinking through and dissecting how to block-up a brutal Jim
 Johnson blitz. A guy who would take command
 at the line of scrimmage with the authority of a S-star miitary general all
 while having the charisma of Joe Namath and the competitive fire of Michael Jordan. Tony would break down the nuances
 of a route tree as if he was the wide-out. Ultimately, he became a player that would set the highest standard for himself,
 because he knew it would create higher expectations for all of those around him. Players had to play better and coaches
 had to coach better.
 Most fondly, I will remember aman with a big heart, who loved to include others and took a great sense of pride in watching
 them enjoy the fruits of his labor. A man with an infectious personality and a contagious smile
 and wonderful sons-I know
 how proud they are proud of their pop
 It brings a smile to my face knowing that Tony wahave more time with his boys as they come of age. am certain their lives
 will be better for it, because, with 9 as your pilot, you feel as if you can conquer the world. I know I sure felt that way
 9, I am forever grateful to have had you as my QB. Your God.given talent and ability has positively impacted not just my
 life, but my entire family. lam proud to call you my dear friend and brother for life.
 Thank you for always believing in me, and I wish you all the best in the next chapter-cheers!!
 Your Tight End.
 82
 realjasonwitten82
Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realjasonwitten82)
        

            
            

                
                
                    Christmas, Dallas Cowboys, and Family: 14 YEARS MEMORIES FOREVER
 By Jason Witten
 Nearly 14 years ago to the day I arrived in Dallas. I was a new member of the Dallas Football Cowboys via the 69th pick in
 the 2003 NFL Draft
 was as green as any 20year old Tennessee
 boy could be, carrying the excitement
 of a little kid on
 Christmas Day. anxiously awaited the unique
 privilege given to me
 by Mr. Jerry Jones to participate in my first NFL
 mini-camp. This was an exciting time for I had dreamed about it my entire life.
 As my heart pounded, I got off the plane. grabbed my luggage and headed for the shuttle, eagerly waiting for the next
 morning to arrive and my journey as a Dallas Cowboy to begin!
 Little did I know, that in this short 5-mile ride, the most special relationship in my professional career was sitting next to me
 and about to begin. On the shuttle that day was a young bright-eyed QB from a small D1 AA school, undrafted, and this
 sort of Huck Finn way about him.
 There we were-just two kids on the bus, setting out to chase our dream
 The days following that now famous shuttle ride were not easy...mostly spent being on the receiving end of colorful
 language from
 legendary coach Bill P Truth be told, there were many days
 over the next 168 months of the relationship that
 were faced with extreme challenges from people inside and outside of our league. However, knowing what l know now,
 I
 must say that there is no one and I mean no one-l would have rather had next to me on this journey other than
 Tony Romo.
 After taking a few
 days to reflect and collect my thoughts,lthought it was fitting and felt a desire to share some
 thoughts
 about Tony and why will forever be grateful to A9 and his entire fami
 ly-Candice, Hawk and Rivers
 While history might remember 9 for the wins and losses, as a Houdini like playmaker, the epic 4th quarter comebacks, the
 lack of playoff wins, or the Brett Favre-esque no look passes, will always remember much more. No man can write his own
 history, and I tend to believe that over time the historians will remember Tony as one of the great signalcallers of his era.
 For me, I will remember that ultra-driven athlete who worked his tail off to learn how to perfect the proper throwing motion.
 The player who would stand at the chalk board tirelessly thinking through and dissecting how to block-up a brutal Jim
 Johnson blitz. A guy who would take command
 at the line of scrimmage with the authority of a S-star miitary general all
 while having the charisma of Joe Namath and the competitive fire of Michael Jordan. Tony would break down the nuances
 of a route tree as if he was the wide-out. Ultimately, he became a player that would set the highest standard for himself,
 because he knew it would create higher expectations for all of those around him. Players had to play better and coaches
 had to coach better.
 Most fondly, I will remember aman with a big heart, who loved to include others and took a great sense of pride in watching
 them enjoy the fruits of his labor. A man with an infectious personality and a contagious smile
 and wonderful sons-I know
 how proud they are proud of their pop
 It brings a smile to my face knowing that Tony wahave more time with his boys as they come of age. am certain their lives
 will be better for it, because, with 9 as your pilot, you feel as if you can conquer the world. I know I sure felt that way
 9, I am forever grateful to have had you as my QB. Your God.given talent and ability has positively impacted not just my
 life, but my entire family. lam proud to call you my dear friend and brother for life.
 Thank you for always believing in me, and I wish you all the best in the next chapter-cheers!!
 Your Tight End.
 82
 realjasonwitten82
Jason Witten penned a heartfelt tribute for his captain, Tony Romo, as he embarks upon the next chapter of his career at CBS. (via @realjasonwitten82)
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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        Dieting, Memes, and Pop: Yooooo this diet is popping! It's all about choices! I LOOVE BEETS 😋 bodiedbyporsha
        

            
            

                
                
                    Dieting, Memes, and Pop: Yooooo this diet is popping! It's all about choices! I LOOVE BEETS 😋 bodiedbyporsha
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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