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Chill, Lmao, and Phone: hrovitnir: rokirovka: theminism: raveger: enrique262: captain-price-official: marcommarco: inzertbreaks: tomroughneck: Meanwhile in Russia annyi. gente decisa The bigger vehicle has right of way. Russians cannot into chill. This is what I call a satisfying video @rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying @theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way? speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting. speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first. speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course. speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there speaker 2: What the heck speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing! speaker 3: Don’t take pictures! speaker 2: I’m filming! speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away! speaker 2: Guys, calm down! [the reckoning arrives] speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly] speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em! Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.
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Ronald Reagan, Reagan, and Lady: Ronald Reagan reprimands the cleaning lady for interrupting his speech, (1987)

Ronald Reagan reprimands the cleaning lady for interrupting his speech, (1987)

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Family, Food, and School: THIS TEACHER IS GOING TO HAVE AN INTERESTING SCHOOL YEAR WITH THIS KID udents, In order to better manage the class, together we will discuss and elaborate procedures for the following situations in the classroom. For each situation, we will decide what actions should be taken by me, Mr. Thomas, and yourself, the student. 1. If I have a question, need help, have a problem, or need to interrupt Mr. Thomas, Iwl shotmy Mi.Thomas will Shout back 2. If I arrive in class without the necessary tools, such as pens, pencils, worksheets or my binder Mr.Thomas will C 3. If I am late for class, will busfito clas and m ment on Mr. Thopmas rtac Mi.homas wal sh ondsythanks 4· I am late for class times, Iwill make nn effort to be late next Mi Thomas wil gire nehighfve 5. If I am absent from class, vrnew I will Mi:.Thomas wile dearl 6. If I do not hand in an assignment or lose an assignment, wbthe teache M:Tecble to affordne laptop Mr.Thomnas will 7. If I need to use the washroom or the pencil sharpener illbrds with one Stope nd harn my l on the way I will tthe bathroom w pdofmyefficienty Mr.Thomas he 8. If I arrive in class or am found in class with food or drink, in the class Iwill Share M.Thomas will ot aef an 9. IfI am caught using a cellphone or other electronic device in class without permission, halonFe making a cal I will F McThomas will unde atand 10. If I am disruptive in class, (For example: constantly leaving my desk or work area; interrupting Mr. Thomas when he is glving instruction; distracting others while ignoring my work) I wil Mic.Thomas will doenfil er Are there other situations which need to be discussed? MTsbe te) don i ven the chu see more awesome pictures at LOLDAMN.COM If you are a student Follow @studentlifeproblems

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Apple, Bilbo, and Fall: Lexi Alexander @Lexiale:x I'm interrupting my break for one tweet only, so take a screenshot: I created the shitty men in media list. You don't need to doxx me, just head to my Instagram account, it's easy to find out where I hang out if you want to say hi. 1/10/18, 5:09 PM 282 Retweets 1,345 Likes iconuk01: fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors: fuckyeahwomenfilmdirectors: Director Lexi Alexander outs herself as Shitty Men In Media List Creator The list first began circulating last fall not long after the New York Times published its exposé on Harvey Weinstein on October 5, the Shitty Men in Media list spotlighted men in Big Apple circles. Naming names, allegations on the list went from “inappropriate communication” to rape. In a tone of transparency, the list also noted that some of the details it contained were “rumors” and should be taken as such. The announcement came after revelations that writer Katie Roiphe had been researching the originator of the list for a piece planned for Harper’s March issue. The move was widely criticized with many writers and editors encouraging writers to pull their pieces from Harper’s in order to protest the piece and protect the name of the creator.   UPDATE: Lexi is not the originator of the piece but is one of many women claiming credit in order to protect the true identity of the originator.  The ”No, I’M Spartacus” approach? That’s a bold and risky move, and I offer all respect to the women involved.
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Advice, Dumbledore, and Fucking: 0 HAGRID, WHAT ARE You DOING HERE WHERES- -AND LILY? -JAMES- AA A HARRY? I CAN TAKE HIM l'M HIS ,// DUMBLEDORE SAYS GODRATHER! SISTER. MAN SERIDUSLY? CANT HE NEEDS ME I CANT LOSE HiM, 1、M SO soei... HAGRID. GIVE ME HARY PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SINuS, No! STUPEFY SHIT. HEY KID LET'S GO io FRST ATOL <p><a href="http://marauders4evr.tumblr.com/post/163534923537/the-touchy-feeley-gingersnapwolves" class="tumblr_blog">marauders4evr</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-touchy-feeley.tumblr.com/post/147399214242">the-touchy-feeley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gingersnapwolves.tumblr.com/post/124112595459">gingersnapwolves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://copperbadge.tumblr.com/post/123894659356">copperbadge</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://resplendeo.tumblr.com/post/123891095130">resplendeo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://team-free-will-on-skaro.tumblr.com/post/123888189457">team-free-will-on-skaro</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooky-ophelia.tumblr.com/post/112852180386">spooky-ophelia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kiyala.tumblr.com/post/111745921396">kiyala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://isozyme.tumblr.com/post/111212878034">isozyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Remus Lupin: Sirius you did <i>what.</i></p> <p>Inspired by <a href="http://lotstradamus.tumblr.com/post/79498872097">this</a> post and others by <a href="http://tmblr.co/mOrz5u85azFNf4xRm80I1LQ">lotstradamus</a></p> </blockquote> <p><a href="https://tumblr.com/tagged/i-want-the-50k-story-of-facepalming-remus-and-panicked-sirius-with-kidnapped-baby-harry-on-the-run-from-dumbledore">#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore</a> (via <a href="http://tmblr.co/mBh5nOhb1Ay8IazU1XqKwjQ">meh-guh</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://tmblr.co/mCf4edV-Q9XEFLaFtnMYjGg">theboredomisdeadly</a><br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Ok but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?</p> </blockquote> <p>clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck away</p> <p>possibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice</p> </blockquote> <p>*Hagrid sits up*</p> <p>“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” <br/></p> <p>*lies down*</p> <p>*Sirius climbs on motorbike*</p> <p>*Hagrid sits up again*</p> <p>“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”<br/></p> <p>*Motorbike zooms off*</p> <p>*Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*</p> <p>“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” <br/></p> <p>*lies down again for another five minutes for good measure*</p> </blockquote> <p>then he lies there mumbling about how he shouldn’t’ve said that</p> </blockquote> <p>This is fucking fantastic</p> </blockquote> <p>Still one of the best posts/additions. </p> </blockquote>
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9/11, Beautiful, and Creepy: Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides Suivre Was on a train from Cambridge earlier. Two young girls with beautiful face paint walked into my carriage and sat down about half an hour into the journey. /A couple of mins later this man walked in and sat next to them even though the carriage was empty with plenty of empty seats Traduire le Tweet 23:53-10 juin 2018 Marilia Savvides MariliaSavvides 12 h Immediately my brain went "red flag" so I moved to an empty single seat next to them. He proceeded to talk at them for ages. Girls visibly uncomfortable. He was in his 50s. Telling all kinds of weird stories, interrupting these kids, askinig them what they're doing etc Traduire le Tweet 09 187 2,1 k Marilia Savvides MariliaSavvides 12 h I'm eavesdropping and I realise he's followed them from another carriage. These girls are being SO polite due to sheer fear and I am livid. When he asks them where they go to uni and they just keep saying London he laughs and says "alright you don't want to tell me, fine" Traduire le Tweet Marilia Savvides MariliaSavvides 12 h Guilt tripping them into telling him details. So l extra politely asked him if it was time for the girls to just hang out and for him to move on. Mate, he TURNED on me so fast. Stood up to his full height and ranted at me for a few minutes Traduire le Tweet 09 187 2,4 k Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h "I'm not some weirdo, I'm a good bloke, I'll call the police on you etc." Friends, not one other person spoke up. I remained extra sweet, which pissed me off so much, because here l am managing a creep's feelings in case he turns violent. Traduire le Tweet Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h He ranted at me for a few minutes, got really aggressive and then eventually left, all the while whining like l'd ruined HIS fucking day because "he's not done anything wrong" and it's "none of my business" Traduire le Tweet 9 11 t 163 24k Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h As soon as he left these girls turned to me and were like THANK YOU we were figuring out how to run. Long story short, predators are master manipulators and prey on young women who are afraid of seeming rude and setting creepy men off. If you see something SAY something Traduire le Tweet Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h Girls and I spent 10mins after having a coffee and a cigarette outside until he cleared out of the station. We're insta friends nowand I'm just SO ANGRY that we live in a world where we're all just navigating men's entitlement and their weird feelings. The end. Traduire le Tweet Marilia Savvides @MariliaSavvides 12 h I obviously also spent 10 mins telling them that it's ok to trust your instincts and not to feel like you're being mean if a dude is trying to make you feel guilty. They owed him NOTHING Traduire le Tweet armitageadoration: maaarine: @MariliaSavvides And men make fun of women for travelling in packs. Sighs. Seriously, if you see this happening and you can speak up…do. If you are unable see if you can find someone who will help.
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Being Alone, Candy, and Crazy: My boyfriend asked me out on a date to go see Infinity War with him. AT&T令 4:15 PM 4:15 PM Superman Superman credits scene(s). Kissing also applies. 4. If a main character dies, we cry together, if you ain't crying, you walking home. I need you invested in this. 5. If you cancel the movie date I'll need 24 hours notice so that Friday April 27th, 8PM- Infinity War. You going with me? I just ordered 2 tickets. Yes dear Read 4:06 PM Imay replace you with a suitable viewer, most likely Jesse. If you cancel last minute and I have to watch alone, you'll be hearing from my lawyer Okay, here's the ground rules 1. I'll buy you whatever you want before the movie. Candy, popcorn, drinks, even a hotdog. But you can't ask for anything during the movie 2. No talking during the movie, I can't be distracted. You got questions? Write them down I'll answer when it's over. 3. No hand holding, it'll distract me and l'll miss things I've waited 10 years to see. Save your cooties until post post credits scene(s). Kissing also applies. AT&T 4:15 PM Superman and I have to watch alone, you'll be hearing from my lawyer 6. If a crazy white guy wants to come up in there trying to ruin the movie by shooting at people, I need you to take him down quickly and keep him under control. Wait until after the movie to call the police, I don't need the commotion interrupting the movie Message Following all rules will warrant a <p>You don&rsquo;t mess with a mans movie experience. via /r/memes <a href="https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm">https://ift.tt/2GX6xpm</a></p>

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Chill, Lmao, and Phone: hrovitnir: rokirovka: theminism: raveger: enrique262: captain-price-official: marcommarco: inzertbreaks: tomroughneck: Meanwhile in Russia annyi. gente decisa The bigger vehicle has right of way. Russians cannot into chill. This is what I call a satisfying video @rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying @theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way? speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting. speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first. speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course. speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there speaker 2: What the heck speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing! speaker 3: Don’t take pictures! speaker 2: I’m filming! speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away! speaker 2: Guys, calm down! [the reckoning arrives] speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly] speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em! Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.
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