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Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since
birth. I cannot be bested
Some horsecock motherfucker:
What the fuck
OH FUCK YESI GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS.
For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy
heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes,
this is called a Lantern Shield.
This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic
steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other
and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered
mirrors, and said "WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS", which is, as we
all know, Aunt Jemima's recipe for success.
Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be
bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels
Now, you're wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it
could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind
the mother fucker, of coursel But, see, and this is the funny thing
about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add
hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever
the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started
forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler
and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the
poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just
walk right into your handheld barracks.
mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing
an eye or six because they didn't consider you might just carry a
porcupine on your arm, right?
Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of
or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you
probably have an item that likely killed.
Jan 26th, 2019
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Bad, Head, and Iron Man: saltyaboutfictionalcharacters:
I need to talk about this scene. This scene actually, physically hurt me when I watched it in theaters, and cemented Iron Man as a bad guy in my head.
Sam Wilson saw his friend get shot out of the air. He was too late to save him; he watched his wingman die, and he was powerless to do anything.
So imagine how he feels when the shot that was meant to hit him hits Rhodey, who begins to plummet towards the ground. He immediately dives after him with zero hesitation, but he’s just not fast enough. He even apologizes to Tony, although he has nothing to apologize for.
And do you know what Tony does?
He shoots him. Point blank.
I don’t care if Tony didn’t know about Riley. It doesn’t matter. Sam Wilson just risked his life going after Rhodey, probably having flashbacks the entire way down, and he fails. Again.
And Tony doesn’t care. He shoots him, and he’s so close that the force of the shot sends Sam somersaulting backwards.
Sam did nothing to injure Rhodey in any way, and even tries to help, and Tony. Fricking. S h o o t s. H i m.
How can you support or stan this disgusting man?
Also, if I recall correctly, Sam Wilson served as a pararescue airman. That means he’s a trained medic, he could have helped Rhodey and probably would have if Tony hadn’t shot him point blank in the chest.
Yeah, either tony is that much of an asshole that he didn’t bother to get to know Sam despite him being part of the team for two years or he’s that much of an asshole that he shot a trained medic in the chest.
And let’s not forget that using a repulsor blast that powerful, powerful enough to throw him back like he was shot with a shotgun, at relatively close range, on a target with no power armor (and no the falcon suit doesn’t count, it’s for flight not protection) could easily have killed him. Shock, cracking his head on the ground, stopping his heart from the force, that could have killed him. I mean, sam’s a tough cookie, but that wasn’t “the hulk punching thor after the battle because he didn’t forget about his insult from earlier, but they both know he’s gonna be alright” it’s “Tony is so selfish that he is willing to potentially kill sam because he hurt rhodey”
Despite all of this, Sam’s first words to Tony, after being imprisoned thanks to him, is “How is Rhodes?”
Concern for a former team-mate is still foremost in his mind, despite the fact that going back to help, rather than following Steve and Bucky to help them in Siberia, is what landed Sam in the Raft.
Then Sam turns around, and we see that half of his face is one massive bruise, and he is moving slowly.
Yeah, no, that is never going to be justifiable.
Also, what is to say that Rhodey’s injuries weren’t made worse by Tony’s attempts to help, since the guy with medical training was injured and potentially unconscious thanks to Iron Man ‘getting angry and reacting’.
Sam Wilson wasn’t offering to help. Sam Wilson was standing there, looking at him, and the guy with PTSD and trust issues properly assumed that the fucker would take another shot.
Like, you’re expecting him to think clearly? Why would he react any other way?
Yeah, I expect him to think clearly. He’s an adult. Cut it out with the PTSD defense; just because someone has a mental illness like that doesn’t excuse their actions.
Sam also has PTSD. He was probably having a vivid flashback to the time his friend died in front of him in much the same way. So, excuse him for sitting there, reliving all his past mistakes, beating himself up because maybe if he has been faster, or if he had done this or that, Rhodey wouldn’t be paralyzed.
Get the hell off my post with your gross Tonky defense and cry to someone who cares, because I don’t.
plus, sam did nothing to rhodey. all he did was dodge a shot from vision that would have killed him if it connected. he has no protection in his flight gear so if he fell from the height that rhodey did he would have died. Tony shot him for not allowing himself to be killed, even when he was apologizing and could have helped rhodey. tony stark is trash.
Books, Friends, and Guns: CBS News
BREAKING: Abortions after six weeks will
now be illegal in Georgia as Gov. Kemp
signs the "heartbeat bill"
11:05 AM May 7, 2019 Sprinklr
Wtf most women don’r even know they are pregnant at 6 weeks. This is violence. Keep reading
Ever notice how it’s never the time to talk about guns–even though NOBODY is immune to a bullet–but it’s always time to talk about abortions and new bills to stop them? They really should say they hate women and go.
Fuckin idiots smh
IT GETS WORSE:
I propose a post-natal abortion for every fucker who voted for this bill.
As a Georgian, this terrifies me. My husband and I are shocked. My friends are worried. But we can let Kemp know that we oppose this bill.
Address:The Office of the GovernorState of Georgia203 State CapitolAtlanta, Georgia 30334
Mailing address:206 Washington StreetSuite 203, State CapitolAtlanta, GA 30334
Please, please let yourself be heard. Inform and organize others. We cannot change things by sitting around.
Everyone should be aware that this bill is already on the books in Ohio and other states. In Ohio it has no exceptions for rape or incest, either, irregardless of the victim’s age - there’s a rumor going around that there’s an 11-year-old in the northwest who’s legally unable to abort her pregnancy.