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Fake, Food, and Fucking: DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS AN ACID WITHA PH LEVEL OF7 DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE AWARENESS THAT'S A HIGHER PH LEVEL THAN ANY OTHER ACID! youngalientype: mod2amaryllis: chubby-aphrodite: darthlenaplant: nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams: bluegone: etherealastraea: dihydrogenmonoxideawareness: Why would anyone want to consume it!? I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth. We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products. My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media. Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down. I. Fucking. Love. This. This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works. may our education be stronger than fake news Amen. To those who don’t get it: “Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O. another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work yup.  that’s a higher number alright. “Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”
Being Alone, Beautiful, and Omg: jumpingjacktrash: avatar-dacia: thisisarebeljyn: fearwax: scootsenshi: 24-sa3t: comradeonion: powerofthestruggle: Man eating rice, China, 1901-1904 this is an extremely important picture Ive never seen someone from 1904 having fun omg He has a nice face No but the history behind this picture is really interesting The reason that everyone always looked miserable in old photos wasn’t that they took too long to take. Once photography became widespread it took only seconds to take a picture. It was because getting your photo taken was treated the same as getting your portrait painted. A very serious occasion meant so thst your descendants would know that ypu existed and what you looked like. But one time some British dudes went to china to go on an anthropological expedition, and they met some rural Chinese farmers and decided to take their pictures. Now, these people weren’t exposed to the weird culture of the time around getting your photo taken, so this guy just flashed a big grin during the photo because he was told to strike a pose and that’s the pose he wanted to strike. I think painted portraits and old photos give us the idea that in general people were just really unhappy because those are the visuals we have. This is so refreshing. Hey, look; “Man Laughing Alone With Rice” is back on my dash. always reblog Happy Rice Guy. once upon a time, he really enjoyed his lunch, and that’s beautiful.

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Barber, Books, and Crazy: ulturenlifestyle Crazy Yearbook Quotes From Students Back in 1911 PHYLLIS BELLE JOHNSON Description: O. K Occupation: Giggling Ambition: To murder the faculty Song: "Montana. GRETTA ALICE ROBINSON Description: Faded Oceupation: Wondering Ambition: To mary a dwarf Song: "What's the Use?" These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High's Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre am bitions. Some of them include "ambitions" of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below Keep reading sufganiyotdyke this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as ELIZABETH BRAUN Description: Supernatural Ambition: To get 2 per cent more Song: "Every Litle Bit Added to What You Got LILLIAN HAZEN FREELS Description: Angular Oceupation: Smiling in her own sweet way Ambition: To be a toe dancer Song: "Put on Your Old Gray MAY GWENDOLYN HALLAHAN. Occupation: Carrying books Ambition: To grow Song: Take Off Your Hats to Old Ireland" JAMES ROGERS HARDIE Occupation: Looking grave Ambition: Ask him Song: "A Sailor of the U. S. A." URBAN PHILLIP O'CONNOR Description Too busy to shave Occupation: Mixing?? mbition: To reform women's street costume Song: "Barber Shop Chord ALICE WINSLOW Description: Peaceful Occupation: Resting Ambition: To continue resting Song: "Please Go Away and Let Me chiefguideandcentre its refreshing to know that we were and will always be little shits spocksplum Let AliceWinslowRest Source: culturenlifestyle.com Pretty much nothings changed
Barber, Books, and Crazy: ulturenlifestyle Crazy Yearbook Quotes From Students Back in 1911 PHYLLIS BELLE JOHNSON Description: O. K Occupation: Giggling Ambition: To murder the faculty Song: "Montana. GRETTA ALICE ROBINSON Description: Faded Oceupation: Wondering Ambition: To mary a dwarf Song: "What's the Use?" These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High's Class of 19111, which include some pretty bizarre am bitions. Some of them include "ambitions" of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below Keep reading sufganiyotdyke this is wonderful but i urge everybody to check out the original for more gems such as ELIZABETH BRAUN Description: Supernatural Ambition: To get 2 per cent more Song: "Every Litle Bit Added to What You Got LILLIAN HAZEN FREELS Description: Angular Oceupation: Smiling in her own sweet way Ambition: To be a toe dancer Song: "Put on Your Old Gray MAY GWENDOLYN HALLAHAN. Occupation: Carrying books Ambition: To grow Song: Take Off Your Hats to Old Ireland" JAMES ROGERS HARDIE Occupation: Looking grave Ambition: Ask him Song: "A Sailor of the U. S. A." URBAN PHILLIP O'CONNOR Description Too busy to shave Occupation: Mixing?? mbition: To reform women's street costume Song: "Barber Shop Chord ALICE WINSLOW Description: Peaceful Occupation: Resting Ambition: To continue resting Song: "Please Go Away and Let Me chiefguideandcentre its refreshing to know that we were and will always be little shits spocksplum Let AliceWinslowRest Source: culturenlifestyle.com Weve always been like this
Fresh, Reddit, and Shower: You avoided it at all costs. You showered three times a day. You washed your hands and face after every meal You stayed inside, away from the beating sun and omnipresent moisture You wormed away from every occasion that involved a greasy meal. You couldn't stand it. One day, you woke up in a bed that was oozing You were relieved when you realized you didn't soil yourself. You were horrified when you realized you were soaking in a bed of your own sweat. You scrambled for the shower. You ignored the split splat noises your feet made as you rushedc You turned the faucet, and let the refreshing water wash over you. It wasn't enough. The grease was still in every pore and every fold of your body. You grab the soap and start scrubbing. And scrubbing. And scrubbing. It's surprisingly easy Skin gives way to fat, which gives way to bone. All the lard and cholesterol melts, slips between your fingers, and disappears down the drain in a soapy slurry But it isn't enough. You don't stop, even as the shower floor gains a fresh coat of gunk. It's on you. It's on you and it's staining you and it' s in you and it is you and it won't come off. You start scraping, scraping, trying to get it off. You reach deep inside. First, it's like trying to peel bark off of a tree. Then, it feels like grating a block of wax. Finally, it starts melting under the torrent of shower water. Curdles of osseous matter drift down into the floor and into the flood. Every last bit of you disappears into the drain Finally, you're clean [Src]

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