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Af, Asian, and Aww: Anonymous 04/23/18 (Mon)22:57:12 No.766778676 Hey /b/romosexuals, story time > Be me, 17 year old 7/10 male Have an objectively 6, subjectively 8/10 asian gf who loves me 182 KB JPG Major trust issues from a relationship that went bad a while ago relationship friends since 13 Clingy af, probably still a result of that last We've known each other since we were 12, been Tell her I love her evervdav Despite her always replying that she loves me to, start doubting that Gf tells me after a lot of thinking, she's asexual Ohshitlmaydieavirgin Suddenly text my ex spontaneously, find out she's single Lie and say I'm single She asks to meet up for a coffee at Tims (I'm a Leaf) > I decide to go because I'm pissed at my gf Continue? Alright then go to the meet up with ex s my ex is just as beautiful as ever. She has shorter hair and small tits but thats sorta my thing She got me a coffee alread >It was the same type of coffee I drank when was with her on our first date (Double double) >She smiles, it looks cute on her > I ask her whats up, and she mentions my clearly visible erection I sat down faster than I lost my erection s We make small talk for a bit, we instantly have a spark > I havent felt this spark for a few years Eventually she says what both of us have been thinking "We should get back together." Idk what to say. Can't tell her I lied about being single at this point, but I also like her a lot more than my gf > Decide to keep it going "Sure, but I don't have a lot of free time with work. > I just lost my job > I give her the address to the apartment I'm in, which I don't actually pay for. My best bud does Invite her over one time She says "Why not tonight?" My gf hasn't text me and doesnt have a key, and my buddy is out of townm Sure, what could go wrong? Almost done the story /b/ois, cont.? > Take her back to the apartment > Time is a bit late. Ask her what she wants to do She immediately gives me a smile that could only mean one of two things, sex or something sexual > Before I can say anything she notices a picture have of me and my girlfriend on top of the shelf >"Who's this?" > I panic > My sister >She gets confused. My sister is asian? > "You never told me you had a sister, anon, andI met your family > Ohshit.jpg > I make up a story on the spot about my parents splitting and my dad remarrying. She's my stepsister. We broke up over a year ago. My parents fought once in front of her. Not too far fetched "Aww, anon. I'm so sorry." She says, basically jumping into my arms after putting the photo down Haven't even blown a load in at least a week >Boner is visible >She goes for it. I had forgotten that one of the main reasons we broke up was her sex drive and mine not matching up >Suddenly remember second was that she was a crazy bitch towards me sometimes > I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries sWe fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed crazv bitch towards me sometimes >I just go with it and hope that I wont remember this in a month Best sex I ever had. (I bagged up tho. No worries s We fall asleep in eachothers arms on my roommates bed Wake up to a banging on the door Groggily get up to find my ex making breakfast and my best friends gf at the door Wtf I yell through the door at her "What do you want?" (My best bud) left something and needed her to bring it to him > I open the door cautiously She sees my ex, and me half naked. She ofo knows about my af She asks to talk to me in private Takes me to the bedroom, locks the door and quietly asks me "Are you cheating or did you break I don't lie to her >She gets frustrated with me and leaves without my buds thing he needed "What was that?" My ex asks Now T don't remember exactly what I said at this point because I was scared shitless. My buds gf was for sure gonna tell mine and now things were gonna tumble down Cont? > "What was that anon?" >Ex js getting visibly annoyed and worried > She looks back at the photo of me and my "sister I look down at the floor My ex suddenly pieces something together right then and there >"ls she vour girlfriend?" > I fucking crumble and admit everything >She's surprisingly understanding, but just as understandably upset > ''You should call her No >"I need you to do this for me" I do > I explain the whole thing to her, sparing the sexual details > She sounds pretty heartbroken I try to console her but it doesnt work as well as l would have hoped She hangs up on me I'm in a puddle of tears sitting next to the first girl | ever loved > She hugs me awkwardly one last time > "I need one more thing from you > I look at her and wipe away some tears. "What?" > She smiles at me warmly and says "I need about tree fiddy I suddenly realised what I should have long ago My ex was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era The god damn loch ness monster had tricked me again Anon is conflicted

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Asian, Ass, and Books: <p><a href="https://shephardtsoni.tumblr.com/post/170900586937/cheshireinthemiddle-stoppunchingmyllama" class="tumblr_blog">shephardtsoni</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://cheshireinthemiddle.tumblr.com/post/170894681787/stoppunchingmyllama-h-r-puffinstuff" class="tumblr_blog">cheshireinthemiddle</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://stoppunchingmyllama.tumblr.com/post/170663286164/h-r-puffinstuff-nekomimichi-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">stoppunchingmyllama</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://h-r-puffinstuff.tumblr.com/post/170661375031/nekomimichi-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">h-r-puffinstuff</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://nekomimichi.tumblr.com/post/170660143991/libertarirynn-timetoturnonthelight-blog" class="tumblr_blog">nekomimichi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170659538729/timetoturnonthelight-blog-nocturnalmoi" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://timetoturnonthelight-blog.tumblr.com/post/121848333178" class="tumblr_blog">timetoturnonthelight-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nocturnalmoi.tumblr.com/post/121845716450/cmoolas-vikingalitarian-following-the" class="tumblr_blog">nocturnalmoi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cmoolas.tumblr.com/post/121845460320/vikingalitarian-following-the-announcement-of" class="tumblr_blog">cmoolas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vikingalitarian.tumblr.com/post/115237767185/following-the-announcement-of-scarlett-johansen" class="tumblr_blog">vikingalitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://planesismyescape.tumblr.com/post/115221788607/scarlett-johansson-has-been-confirmed-for-the-part">Following the announcement of Scarlett Johansen playing the lead role in Disney’s live-action production of </a><i><a href="http://planesismyescape.tumblr.com/post/115221788607/scarlett-johansson-has-been-confirmed-for-the-part">Mulan</a></i>, Disney has announced the role of Li Shang will go to Ben Affleck, who beat out <i>the Walking Dead</i>’s Steven Yeun and <i>Fresh Off the Boat</i> star Randall Park. source [<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">x</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>WHY</p> </blockquote> <p>HOLLYWOOD IS TRASH</p> </blockquote> <p>SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.</p> </blockquote> <p>It takes approximately .5 seconds to click the source link yourself fam.</p> </blockquote> <p>Millennials are ruining the rick rolling industry. </p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, but why are y’all using the very real issue of whitewashing as part of a “haha, I fooled you” joke? The reason people are falling for this is that Asian characters really do get played by white actors all the time. This really isn’t an unrealistic headline and this joke is in poor taste.</p> </blockquote><p>Fuck you op for preying on the very real and valid fears of marginalized people for a stupid ass joke that ain’t even funny. Was it worth it you fucker?? Did you like scaring ppl who are afraid that their history, their childhoods, their own identities would be bastardized just like it has been countless times before? Cheap shot op. Dirt cheap. Also fuck the ppl on this who are giving ppl a hard time for being tricked. Like it’s not the most believable thing in the world that Disney would cast white ppl in non-white roles. </p></blockquote> <p>There is no dofference between a white person getting the role and the two that were passed up in this fake post. </p><p>The actors are korean. The character is chinese. A white American and a Korean American have the same lack of chinese culture and the same access to Chinese history books to study for the role. The Korean American actors would be acting in the same way the white ones would. So if it is offensive or wrong to cast a white person, you should have been just as angry that Koreans would have been cast. By your response, you clearly didnt. </p><p> You are so caught up in separating everyone in white and non white categories, that you have essentially made asians interchangable with each other, which is far more racist than some casting for a random movie. </p></blockquote> <p>They are interchangeable in looks in the same way that all White people are or all black people are. You couldn’t tell wether someone was from Korea or China in the same way you couldn’t tell someone from the UK or Russia.</p></blockquote> <p>Actually I pretty much can tell Koreans from Chinese people. Same with Japanese. There are distinctions you get used to after a while.</p><p>But getting this worked up over casting, particularly a fake casting announcement is looney tunes.</p>

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Asian, Ass, and Click: <p><a href="http://miasmicsiren.tumblr.com/post/170697698888/libertarirynn-stoppunchingmyllama" class="tumblr_blog">miasmicsiren</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170697167299/stoppunchingmyllama-h-r-puffinstuff" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://stoppunchingmyllama.tumblr.com/post/170663286164/h-r-puffinstuff-nekomimichi-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">stoppunchingmyllama</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://h-r-puffinstuff.tumblr.com/post/170661375031/nekomimichi-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">h-r-puffinstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nekomimichi.tumblr.com/post/170660143991/libertarirynn-timetoturnonthelight-blog" class="tumblr_blog">nekomimichi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170659538729/timetoturnonthelight-blog-nocturnalmoi" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://timetoturnonthelight-blog.tumblr.com/post/121848333178" class="tumblr_blog">timetoturnonthelight-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nocturnalmoi.tumblr.com/post/121845716450/cmoolas-vikingalitarian-following-the" class="tumblr_blog">nocturnalmoi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cmoolas.tumblr.com/post/121845460320/vikingalitarian-following-the-announcement-of" class="tumblr_blog">cmoolas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vikingalitarian.tumblr.com/post/115237767185/following-the-announcement-of-scarlett-johansen" class="tumblr_blog">vikingalitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://planesismyescape.tumblr.com/post/115221788607/scarlett-johansson-has-been-confirmed-for-the-part">Following the announcement of Scarlett Johansen playing the lead role in Disney’s live-action production of </a><i><a href="http://planesismyescape.tumblr.com/post/115221788607/scarlett-johansson-has-been-confirmed-for-the-part">Mulan</a></i>, Disney has announced the role of Li Shang will go to Ben Affleck, who beat out <i>the Walking Dead</i>’s Steven Yeun and <i>Fresh Off the Boat</i> star Randall Park. source [<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">x</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>WHY</p> </blockquote> <p>HOLLYWOOD IS TRASH</p> </blockquote> <p>SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.</p> </blockquote> <p>It takes approximately .5 seconds to click the source link yourself fam.</p> </blockquote> <p>Millennials are ruining the rick rolling industry. </p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, but why are y’all using the very real issue of whitewashing as part of a “haha, I fooled you” joke? The reason people are falling for this is that Asian characters really do get played by white actors all the time. This really isn’t an unrealistic headline and this joke is in poor taste.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you op for preying on the very real and valid fears of marginalized people for a stupid ass joke that ain’t even funny. Was it worth it you fucker?? Did you like scaring ppl who are afraid that their history, their childhoods, their own identities would be bastardized just like it has been countless times before? Cheap shot op. Dirt cheap. Also fuck the ppl on this who are giving ppl a hard time for being tricked. Like it’s not the most believable thing in the world that Disney would cast white ppl in non-white roles. </p> </blockquote> <p>People who get “scared” because they’re too retarded to do their own research when the link is right damn there deserve it tbh.</p> <p>Also calm the fuck down you high-strung looney. Get off Tumblr and go outside once in awhile.</p> </blockquote> <p>The big link doesn’t link to anything, it redirects tumblr to a redirect so it continually loads. The x is kind of hard to see. But also, fear mongering for a joke, no matter who is being fear mongered, is a very shitty thing to do. Especially with a very real issue. </p> <p>How would you like a headline that said “Trump to send police to all houses to shoot anyone with “too dark skin””? Or “Trump recreates camps from Hitler’s blueprints”? Even if it then links to rickroll, I bet you wouldn’t like that, would you?</p> </blockquote> <blockquote><p>“How would you like a headline that said “Trump to send police to all houses to shoot anyone with “too dark skin””? Or “Trump recreates camps from Hitler’s blueprints”? Even if it then links to rickroll, I bet you wouldn’t like that, would you?”</p></blockquote> I absolutely would not give a shit because I’m not a moron incapable of googling. Seriously why are y’all acting like this is that deep? If you can’t do the most basic research and assume everything you read on the internet is true, you’re bloody moronic and deserve to be made a fool of. Also stop pretending that those extreme examples you gave are even remotely close to Disney casting a white person in a fucking movie.

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Asian, Ass, and Click: <p><a href="http://stoppunchingmyllama.tumblr.com/post/170663286164/h-r-puffinstuff-nekomimichi-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">stoppunchingmyllama</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://h-r-puffinstuff.tumblr.com/post/170661375031/nekomimichi-libertarirynn" class="tumblr_blog">h-r-puffinstuff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nekomimichi.tumblr.com/post/170660143991/libertarirynn-timetoturnonthelight-blog" class="tumblr_blog">nekomimichi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarirynn.tumblr.com/post/170659538729/timetoturnonthelight-blog-nocturnalmoi" class="tumblr_blog">libertarirynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://timetoturnonthelight-blog.tumblr.com/post/121848333178" class="tumblr_blog">timetoturnonthelight-blog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://nocturnalmoi.tumblr.com/post/121845716450/cmoolas-vikingalitarian-following-the" class="tumblr_blog">nocturnalmoi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://cmoolas.tumblr.com/post/121845460320/vikingalitarian-following-the-announcement-of" class="tumblr_blog">cmoolas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vikingalitarian.tumblr.com/post/115237767185/following-the-announcement-of-scarlett-johansen" class="tumblr_blog">vikingalitarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://planesismyescape.tumblr.com/post/115221788607/scarlett-johansson-has-been-confirmed-for-the-part">Following the announcement of Scarlett Johansen playing the lead role in Disney’s live-action production of </a><i><a href="http://planesismyescape.tumblr.com/post/115221788607/scarlett-johansson-has-been-confirmed-for-the-part">Mulan</a></i>, Disney has announced the role of Li Shang will go to Ben Affleck, who beat out <i>the Walking Dead</i>’s Steven Yeun and <i>Fresh Off the Boat</i> star Randall Park. source [<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">x</a>]</p></blockquote> <p>WHY</p> </blockquote> <p>HOLLYWOOD IS TRASH</p> </blockquote> <p>SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT.</p> </blockquote> <p>It takes approximately .5 seconds to click the source link yourself fam.</p> </blockquote> <p>Millennials are ruining the rick rolling industry. </p> </blockquote> <p>Okay, but why are y’all using the very real issue of whitewashing as part of a “haha, I fooled you” joke? The reason people are falling for this is that Asian characters really do get played by white actors all the time. This really isn’t an unrealistic headline and this joke is in poor taste.</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck you op for preying on the very real and valid fears of marginalized people for a stupid ass joke that ain’t even funny. Was it worth it you fucker?? Did you like scaring ppl who are afraid that their history, their childhoods, their own identities would be bastardized just like it has been countless times before? Cheap shot op. Dirt cheap. Also fuck the ppl on this who are giving ppl a hard time for being tricked. Like it’s not the most believable thing in the world that Disney would cast white ppl in non-white roles. </p> </blockquote> <p>People who get “scared” because they’re too retarded to do their own research when the link is right damn there deserve it tbh.</p><p>Also calm the fuck down you high-strung looney. Get off Tumblr and go outside once in awhile.</p>

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Girls, Lpt, and Best: PT: Trick people into being romantically interested in you by doing heart-racing activities. (selr.PsychologicalTricks) 362 submitted 5 months ago by RoboticBody 46 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: best (suggested) you are viewing a single comment's thread view the rest of the comments- -i anoldfatguy e30 ponts 5 months ago First date: go-kart racing then dinner. Works every time permalink embed save report give gold reply 4- Mfriday 16 points 5 months aga Then at dinner just get them talking about themselves and then listen. It's an oldie but a goodie permalink embed save parent report give gold reply - debbywins 29 points 5 months ago You sure tricked them by demonstrating you are a good listener who can have a good time permalink embed save parent report give gold reply demalition90 59 points 5 months ago LPT: Trick women into liking you by being an interesting person with basic social skills 个 permalink embed save parent report give gold reply - duffstoie 25 points 5 months ago Can confirm, going on year 11 and she doesn't suspect a thing. You can fool her even more by sincerely loving her. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply Faranghis 12 points 5 months ago They'll never suspect it. permalink embed save parent report give gold reply <p>How to trick girls into liking you via /r/wholesomememes <a href="http://ift.tt/2xpmGBJ">http://ift.tt/2xpmGBJ</a></p>

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