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Brains, Club, and Crazy: Why Men And Women Think Differently. This Guy Nails It. Women are much more complicated than men. Men are very simple. And you know why? It's because their brains are so different. First, I want to start with men. Men's brains are very unique. Most women don't realize that whether we are having sex or watching sports, our brains are made up of little boxes. We've got a box for everything. We've got a box for the car. We've got a box for the money We've got a box for the job. We've got a box for you We've got a box for the kids. We've got a box for your mother somewhere in the basement. We've got boxes everywhere. And the rule is: the boxes don't touch. When a man discusses a particular subject, we go to that particular box, we pull that box out, we open the box, and we discuss only what is in THAT BOX. And then we close the box and put it away being very, very careful not to touch other boxes. Now women's brains are very, very different from men's brains. Women's brains are made up of a big ball of wire. And everything is connected to everything. The money is connected to the car and the car is connected to your job and your kids are connected to your mother and everythingisallconnected. It's like the internet superhighway, and it's all driven by energy that we call emotion. It's one of the reasons why women tend to remember...everything. Because if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion and it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same thing happens for men. It just doesn't happen very often, because quite frankly...we don't care. Women tend to care about everything. And she just loves it. Now men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. In fact, we call it the 'nothing box.' And of all the boxes a man has in his brain, the 'nothing box is our favorite box. If a man has a chance, he'll go to his nothing box every time. That's why a man can do something seemingly completely brain dead for hours on end. You know, like fishing. Now they've actually measured this. The University of Pennsylvania a couple of years ago did a study and discovered that men have the ability to think about absolutely nothing, and still breathe. Women can't do it. Their mind has never stopped. And they don't understand the 'nothing box, and it drives them CRAZY because nothing drives a woman more crazy and makes them feel more irritated than to watch a man doing nothing. laughoutloud-club: The Nothing Box That Makes Women Angry

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Bad, Complex, and Dumb: Ix-mysteric-xl asked So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world .biggest-gaudiest-patronuses teachers, share the weird crap vour kids have done! ralsalot I'm not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me "why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?" They're 11 baby-ur-a-haunted-house I'm not a teacher but a girl asked if because potatoes have more chromosomes then humans why aren't they a more complicated form of life, then had an "hyponuse" (hypothesis) that humans are too dumb to understand how complex potatoes really are hab3rdash I teach 4yr olds. I was holding hands with one and talking to another and all of a sudden, I felt wetness on my hand. I looked down and the kid whose hand I was holding was trying to fit my whole hand in his mouth thequeertheywarnedyouabout I came in to a 3rd grade class to help them learn to code in Scratch and I got a thank you note that said "You didn't help me but thanks" insomniackittens I was a teachers aide in a kindergarter room and this one girl swore up and down that she could pick me up by my ankles but wouldn't show me because she "didn't want to embarrass me". This is the same child that sat on my lap so that she could sneeze in my face. Every. Single. Time. karenolivo &my girlfiend's an english teacher and whe she was trving to describe context in a ook the highschoolers kept goi LORE!!!!????' Source: biggest-gaudiest-patronuses n vou mean Discussion of little kids on tumblr
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Amazon, Ass, and Books: Millennials Are Out- Reading Older Generations But younger Americans value library services less than more senior cohorts, study finds natural–blues: decrystallize: witchtimez: onlyblackgirl: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: m4ge: This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways nice okay we’re off to a good start oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off banksy’s family found this article Why old people so mad. It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR. But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work- Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else- Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now I had a professor, way older, talk at a great length about how his generation is more well read than Millenials. When it was brought up that our generation reads more, he literally came out of nowhere with “Well, that’s not the point. See, my generation was better informed. You kids don’t know what it is to actually sit down and read for information. This generation is the least informed of any previous generation! Other generations sat and read, listened to the radio for information. There’s access, but are any of you *actually* informed? No. If I wanted to know what happened in Finland to make it a country, I would go to the library, speak to another human being, and check out books to read on the subject. We were happy to do it.” A girl a few seats behind me goes, “Bullshit. If I want to know that, I can Google that in a few seconds depending on my signal. I can youtube or Netflix a documentary on Finnish History. I can listen to podcasts made by Scandinavian historians. I can use Duolingo to get a better than basic understanding of the language, and use Amazon same-day to get a book in my hand by my last class of the day, delivered to the class. I can order Finnish food on my ubereats app, find a language partner chat app to video with people in Helsinki, use Google Earth to visit, patronise interactive museums, and stream the most popular films from the country *right now*. If I so desire I can take an opensource course from a highly accredited university about the same subject and apply to study abroad with a trusted program with the click of a button. I can use Tinder to find me someone there to get some with, I can buy plane tickets and find a top rated hotel for a good price with great reviews and stream their local radio stations with an app. I can buy train tickets, bus tickets and rent a car. We aren’t less informed. We just don’t learn things we don’t give a shit about or need just to say we did all smug about it. Stop sneering at us for the access your generation dreamed of giving us actually happening just because your old ass doesn’t know how to use it.”
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Ass, Bad, and Children: now you kno! In the original Peter Pan book, he killed the Lost Boys when they got too old nowyoukno.com maybe-this-time: supernaturalshadowhunter: adventuretimetimeline: fuckier0: tempestuous-sovereignity: alittleworldofimagination: forgetpolitics: mariavontraphouse: philliciaglee: nowyoukno: See More Daily Facts Here! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH Sorry….kind of isn’t captain hook and his crew suppose to be a lost boys who escaped and that’s why he’s trying to kill peter pan …what the actual fuck I NEVER TRUSTED PETER PAN nah everything in Peter Pan was fucked up.  Tinkerbell and her fairy buddies were having an orgy when they found baby Peter. Tinks also extremely jealous, tricking one of the Lost Boys into shooting Wendy in the fucking chest. Peter’s also crazy omnipotent. Like, he “make believes” he’s a doctor, and heals Wendy. When he’s hungry, he pretends to eat imaginary food and his stomach actually gets fuller. He’s also a dick. He would teach children how to fly but never how to stop, so they’d fly for months on straight without rest or break, and they couldn’t sleep either or they’d stop flying. And when one of Wendy’s brothers actually fell asleep and plummeted into the ocean, Peter laughed his ass off. He only saved him when Wendy begged him too. okay but that’s the point of Peter Pan. It’s not supposed to glorify never growing up, it’s supposed to show kids why growing up is not only good, but necessary otherwise they’d end up as fucked up as Peter. He never matured, never learned right from wrong, he never listened to his parents because - according to Peter - he ran away as an infant.It’s a tale to teach children that listening to their parents and growing up is good. As far as Tinker Bell goes, if you actually read Peter Pan you would know that fairies only feel one emotion at a time and they feel that emotion very strongly so the orgy? lust. Trying to kill Wendy? Jealousy. She embodies the seven deadly sins and what happens if you let your emotions get the best of you. (And as far as the new fairies series of films making her nicer it’s because you only see the jealous side of her in Peter Pan and you see other sides of her in the series because those movies are about her).Rant over, you can go back to your regularly scheduled blogging now. So if Peter Pan shows up in your window. Stab him in the fucking chest kids. You have school tomorrow Reblogging because I believe this will be important to the Once Upon a Time fandom tomorrow. It’s more complicated than that. Peter is kind of a tragic hero. He chooses not to grow up, he knows he is incomplete. I mean, he cut off Hook's hand because he thought it was a game. He clearly doesn’t know right from wrong. He also only knows the unconditional love of a mother to a child, which is why he thinks everyone wants to be his mother. He also switches sides in a fight just for fun, kill pirates for fun, and “thins” out the Lost Boys when they can’t fit in the tree anymore. But, like, it wasn’t a cautionary tale to tell you to listen to your parents, it’s a story about death and youth. Why can’t Peter grow up? One of the popular theories is that it’s because he’s dead. J.M. Barrie’s older brother died when Barrie was little and he dressed up in his brother’s clothes to please his mom. His mom - who was always distant, whose love Barrie craved like Peter craves a mom - started crying and said something like “At least my baby will never grow up” and that idea stuck with Barrie forever. Then, as an adult, it’s believed he never slept with his wife because Barrie was just a kid. He was Peter Pan. He was too innocent for that. He befriended the Llewelyn-Davies boys and based Peter Pan off of them and their games. (Fun fact: The boy Peter Pan was named after, Peter Llewelyn-Davies, threw himself under a train). There was also a bunch of stuff about Barrie being in love with The Llewlyn-Davies boys’ mother, but that’s not important here. People think Peter’s dead because he literally cannot return home. He tried and the window was barred and his parents had replaced him with another baby. Why? Probably because they had lost Peter to the flu. Why does Peter come in through the window? Because of the joke “I once had a bird names Enza. I opened up the window and ‘influenza’.” Because lots of babies died back then form the flu. The Lost Boys are children who fell out of their prams. Odds are babies could not survive falling out of their prams. Peter is liked the pied piper ferrying the souls of young children to the neverland/afterlife. Barrie believed that all children were “gay and heartless” but he didn’t think that was a bad thing. Also, Hook and his crew are not old lost boys trying to kill Peter. Hook was once a British gentlemen (hinted at to be associated with Charles II and attended Elton) and he is afraid of growing old. His biggest fear is growing old and dying - that is why his nemesis is the embodiment of eternal youth. That is why the crocodile that chases him swallowed a clock and ticks. That is why when Peter finally decided “It’s Hook of me this time” the crocodile has stopped ticking and Peter started (he’s trying to trick them into thinking he’s the croc). At that moment - Peter is time and time has ran out for Hook. Also, it’s not so much that Peter is omnipotent. All kids basically are in the Neverland. Like, it states that the island looks different to every kid because it’s the land of their dreams and stuff. Also, the island legit freezes when Peter leaves and thaws when he comes back. He’s been there so long he’s not human anymore - but fey. (keep in mind being fey isn’t good, just chaotic neutral). Peter even secretes pixie dust now. The island is so fine tuned with him because he’s one of the only people that stay, that it caters to him. Most likely any child that stayed as long as he did would become omnipotent to an extent. As for Tinker Bell, the above stated is true. Fairies are so tiny they can only have one emotion at a time - “Tink wasn’t all bad” - and they also have really short lifespans so, like, Tinker Bell isn’t even that important to Peter Pan. He forgets all about her and Hook by the time Wendy is grown up.And the orgies thing is because in the legends fey are known for their revelries.  And it wasn’t so much that Peter was a dick, he just doesn’t know when to stop. He’s a child. He doesn’t know right from wrong. He doesn’t know when to stop playing -cutting Hooks hand off was a game to him. He also has the memory of a child, so odds are he just forgot to teach kids how to stop flying or how to imagine food, etc. He is just carefree, like all children. Everything is a game to him, because he never learned anything else. But like, no, Peter Pan is not a cautionary tale. Barrie loved his character and the story and brought up a lot of good things in it. He wrote Peter as an exaggeration of a cocky overconfident boy, but, like, Peter wasn’t afraid of death. It says “he felt scared, yet he felt only one shudder run through him when any other person would have felt scared up until death. With his blithe attitude towards death, he says, “To die will be an awfully big adventure”.“ and with that Barrie is showing us both a naivety and bravery we possess as children but lose as adults and is basically telling us that we shouldn’t let that go. Like, the point is growing up is inevitable but you don’t have to lose everything. And so yeah….I’m really passionate about Peter Pan.
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Tumblr, Blog, and California: Fritz Zwicky, an astronomer at the California Institute of Technology, stumbled across the gravitational effects of dark matter in the early 1930s while studying how galaxies move within the Coma Cluster. The Coma Cluster consists of approximately 1,000 galaxies spread over about two degrees on the sky-roughly the size of your thumb held at arm's length, and four times the size of the Sun and the Moon seen from Earth. Gravity binds the galaxies together into a cluster, known as a galaxy cluster. Unlike the gravitationally bound planets in our solar system, however, the galaxies do not orbit a central heavy object like the Sun and thus execute more complicated orbits To carry out his observations, Zwicky persuaded Caltech to build an 18-inch Schmidt telescope that could capture arge numbers of galaxies in a single wide-angle photograph. He used the instrument to make a survey of all the galaxies in the cluster and used measurements of the Doppler shift of their spectra to determine their velocities. He then applied the virial theorem. A straightforward application of classical mechanics, the virial theorem relates the velocity of orbiting objects to the THE FATHER OF DARK MATTER-AND MORE 1 3 ry <p><a href="https://photos-of-space.tumblr.com/post/162261874067/fritz-zwicky-the-father-of-dark-matter" class="tumblr_blog">photos-of-space</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Fritz Zwicky-The father of Dark Matter</p></blockquote>

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Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, and Fuck You: LAST NIGHT WASHINGTON, DC BERNIE SANDERS EXPLAINS TRUMP VOTERS I MSNBC 20 , PRESIDENT-ELECT DONALD TRUMP IS SCHEDULED TO MEET WTH SOUTH 8:18AM <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/153367981252/sevenbillionlunatics-redbloodedamerica-bernie" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://sevenbillionlunatics.tumblr.com/post/153358430885/redbloodedamerica-bernie-sanders-racist-and" class="tumblr_blog">sevenbillionlunatics</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/153322957517/bernie-sanders-racist-and-sexists-make-up-a-very" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h2>Bernie Sanders: Racist and Sexists Make Up a Very Small Minority of Trump Voters</h2> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/15e421c4bc299f1254d3dcb4e9472d3c/tumblr_inline_ogt2soz46R1r1jtxd_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/15e421c4bc299f1254d3dcb4e9472d3c/tumblr_inline_ogvdisNpOz1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="300" data-orig-width="300" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/15e421c4bc299f1254d3dcb4e9472d3c/tumblr_inline_ogt2soz46R1r1jtxd_500.gif"/></figure><p>You hear that, whiny young libs?  Even your idol admits this election win was not really about racism or sexism.</p> <p>I will go even further by stating that racists and sexists make up a very small minority of Democrat voters too.  Yes, there are undoubtedly some in all parties.  I’ve come across them.  But they are all outliers.</p> </blockquote> <p>^that’s not how that works btw. The act of voting for someone who is racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic etc. is in and of itself  an act of if not hate at least apathy to the welfare of minorities/marginalized groups. So no maybe you don’t go around calling black people the n word or grabbing pussies but your vote says “I don’t actually give a shit about your safety or rights. He says I might get to make EVEN MORE money so fuck you and your liberal gay agenda feminazi.” Which in case you are wondering makes you a racist/sexist etc.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cd01082f789e42c46ce481d98b5df511/tumblr_inline_ogvcyf283t1r1jtxd_500.gif"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cd01082f789e42c46ce481d98b5df511/tumblr_inline_ogvdiulckL1rw09tq_500.gif" data-orig-height="226" data-orig-width="400" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cd01082f789e42c46ce481d98b5df511/tumblr_inline_ogvcyf283t1r1jtxd_500.gif"/></figure><p>So…if I understand your poorly written reply correctly, you still believe just by voting for Trump somehow inherently makes you racist/sexist.  Welp, if the king of idiots, Bernie Sanders, cannot convince you I am not sure who can.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is classic association fallacy. If one man who is really kind to all people says the moon is made of green cheese and another mean and terrible person says it’s made of rock, I can agree with the terrible man on that without also being terrible. I’m not defending Trump’s many major flaws or his terrible comments and I’m more than happy with my choice to refuse to support him, but I am willing to recognize that the reasons he won against Hillary are more complicated than “muh racism/sexism”. For goodness sake, look at how many women voted for him. Look at the fact that he got more Latino support than Romney. Use your brain and it’s clear there is more going on here.</p>
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