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        Ass, Bad, and Disappointed: LEATHERMOUTH
 BLUNT # 77
 TO BE
 QUITE
 FRANK
 a singer and maybe we'll do a record. So they had a
 friend they tried out on vocals but it didn't work out
 because he didn't write any lyrics. So they were just
 like, "We're probably gonna scrap the band. I was like
 There's no way you can kill this band!' Iasked them to
 have one practice with me singing. I convinced them to
 book a practice studio on a weekend and I wrote a few
 lyrics and we had a practice and that was it."
 For a long time LeATHERMOUTH was a studio-only
 project, recording in lero's basement during times when
 he wasn't touring the world with The Black Parade.
 "We recorded everything with me and Rob (Hughes)
 and couple of other guys. Now it's like two years later
 and it's just me Rob left. The rest of guys that started
 the band, a couple went off and started another band,
 "The world is full of people that
 are hiding from thestuff that's
 going on in the world today.I
 wanted to attack these things
 head-on."-Frank lero
 that broke up, some people got married, moved away,
 whatever. So when we wanted to tour, we recruited
 James DeWees (Get Up Kids, Reggie & The Full Effect)
 to play drums, my friend John Maguire to play bass and
 my other friend, Eddie Auletta, to play guitar."
 Signed to indie godhead Epitaph/Shock, LeATHER
 MOUTH will release their debut full-length, XO, this
 January. Subscribing to an unwavering musical aes
 thetic of relentless, heavy hardcore punk, XO's lyrical
 tirades are directed towards everyone from the cops to
 drug dealers to the government to school bullies. With
 very little melodic ambition to speak of, lero screams
 like a man literally bursting with things to say.
 On the touring side of things, the band completed
 a mini US tour in September with Reggie & The Full
 Effect, followed in December by four dates support-
 ing Mindless Self Indulgence
 "That was a thing where convenience came into
 play," lero says of the brief bouts of touring. "My
 Chem was on tour, so of course my good friend James
 DeWees was on tour with us, he plays keyboards with
 My Chem. We were talking about doing other bands
 and stuff, we'd been practicing on the road and we
 decided a LeATHERMOUTH tour would be cool. James
 HOLD ONTO YOUR FRINGES MY
 CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS FRANK
 IERO IS ONE PISSED OFF DUDE AND
 LEATHERMOUTH IS ONE PISSED-OFF
 SIDE-PROJECT. BY MATT
 REEKIE
 hallenging an audience to think is tanta-
 mount to commercial suicide in the rock
 game. So it's a damn lucky thing that shift
 ing units was the last thing on My Chemical
 Romance guitarist Frank lero's mind when
 he conceived LeATHERMOUTH
 Pissed off at the world and all the evil sons of
 bitches in it, LeATHERMOUTH is set to inflame debate
 both musical and political. The group's hardcore punk
 sound is too brutal and unrelenting to appeal to a
 mass audience, but that's beside the point as far as
 My Chem then for one, they would probably be really
 disappointed and two, very offended.
 "Another reason I wanted to keep it anonymouUS
 is because I was a little scared of what people would
 think. But on the other hand, I don't want to run away
 from anything or pretend that I didn't say some of the
 things I've said. The world is full of people that are hid-
 ing from the stuff that's going on in the world today.
 wanted to attack these things head-on. People are
 so PC, parents want to shield their kids' eyes to what's
 actually going on, and I think that's just adding to the
 misery that's running rampant in the world today."
 Formed in New Jersey in 2007 by some friends of
 lero, including Rob Hughes, LeATHERMOUTH could just
 as easily have never happened. To hear lero explain the
 whole story, one starts to understand how much his
 own personal passion and drive brought the thing to
 life. Clearly,he needed this outlet
 "It was actually right before [My Chemical Ro-
 mance] recorded The Black Parade," he begins. "I was
 back home, we had taken some time off, and a couple
 of my friends were thinking of starting a new band.
 "I remember it like it was yesterday. It was right
 before we were going to see a movie; we were in the
 parking lot of the movies and we all crowded into their
 Volkswagen. They played me this 3 song demo, there
 were no vocals or anything like that, just simple verse-
 chorus punk rock, and I was like, Wow, how can I be
 involved with this band?
 "I have my record label, Skeleton Crew that Irun
 with a few friends so I told these guys they should find
 was going to do a Reggie & The Full Effect tour, so
 we decided that I'd play in Reggie with him and we'd
 both do LeATHERMOUTH
 "We had done a few shows here and there but
 it never felt real until we did the Reggie & The Full
 Effect tour. It actually felt like the band was finally
 doing things after two years of just recording in my
 basement. All these emotions started to come out
 and the shows just got better every day. By the time
 we were like, 'This is turning into something incred-
 ible,' the tour was over. We were like, "We need to
 lero is concerned
 book something else.' But then life comes in and you
 have to do certain things."
 These "certain things" for lero include his duties
 with My Chemical Romance, which will almost
 certainly ensure that LeATHERMOUTH gigs are fewer
 and farther between in 2009.
 It remains to be seen whether the thrashy hardcore
 sound of LeATHERMOUTH will influence lero's con-
 tribution to the new MCR album. He's fairly certain it
 won't, but he's not ruling
 anything out
 "That's the thing with My
 Chem, you never say never
 because anything can come
 out.I don't know what will
 "If I kept this inside any longer, I would probably
 explode," he says flatly of the project, which features
 himself on vocals alongside an old Jersey friend, Rob
 Hughes, on guitar
 LeATHERMOUTH inhabits a completely different
 realm to the highly commercial one ruled over by My
 Chemical Romance. Likewise, it's a long way from the
 singer/songwriter folk ballads, electronica dabbling,
 or white boy rap that so often rear their ugly heads
 when members of popular rock bands embark upon
 side-projects. LEATHERMOUTH is all about hard, fast
 LEATHERMOUTH
 and raw punk rock.
 "It's not better than My Chem, it's not worse than
 My Chem, it's just different, and I really feel like I need
 both," lero states. In an effort to soften the blow for
 MCR fans, he stresses that the two bands could not be
 more dissimilar. "Originally I thought maybe l'd keep
 it completely anonymous. I thought if people would
 automatically check this out solely because they like
 ATHEAMAUTH
 Xo
 happen. Maybe we'll throw
 a heavy-ass breakdown on
 the new record? I'd put my
 money on no, but you never
 can tell." B
 XO is out on
 January 24th
 on Epitaph
 through Shock.
demolitonlover:

Blunt Magazine, February 2009 (x x)
Additional record review which was not scanned and received 8 out of 10:When guitarist for New Jersey pretty boys My Chemical Romance, Frank Iero, gets some time away from the band, he likes to relax by getting down in his basement with his other band and screaming till the veins pop out in his forehead. He’s been doing this for the past few years, making recordings with some friends under the banner, LeATHERMOUTH. XO, the full-length debut by the side-project, is brutal hardcore with raw, savage production (it really was recorded in Iero’s basement) and lyrics that are matched for passion and aggression by the guttural delivery. There’s no pop hooks, no emo choruses - nothing to cry over, but plenty to get you fired up. While on one hand it’s sure to attract a lot of curious My Chem fans, mayn of whom are sure to either disappointed or downright frightened, this connection mean it’s also liable to miss its target market slightly due to the fact that regular fans of this type of raging hardcore are sure to be put off by Iero’s day job. Too bad for the snobs who think that way - they’re missing out big time. 

        

            
            

                
                
                    Ass, Bad, and Disappointed: LEATHERMOUTH
 BLUNT # 77
 TO BE
 QUITE
 FRANK
 a singer and maybe we'll do a record. So they had a
 friend they tried out on vocals but it didn't work out
 because he didn't write any lyrics. So they were just
 like, "We're probably gonna scrap the band. I was like
 There's no way you can kill this band!' Iasked them to
 have one practice with me singing. I convinced them to
 book a practice studio on a weekend and I wrote a few
 lyrics and we had a practice and that was it."
 For a long time LeATHERMOUTH was a studio-only
 project, recording in lero's basement during times when
 he wasn't touring the world with The Black Parade.
 "We recorded everything with me and Rob (Hughes)
 and couple of other guys. Now it's like two years later
 and it's just me Rob left. The rest of guys that started
 the band, a couple went off and started another band,
 "The world is full of people that
 are hiding from thestuff that's
 going on in the world today.I
 wanted to attack these things
 head-on."-Frank lero
 that broke up, some people got married, moved away,
 whatever. So when we wanted to tour, we recruited
 James DeWees (Get Up Kids, Reggie & The Full Effect)
 to play drums, my friend John Maguire to play bass and
 my other friend, Eddie Auletta, to play guitar."
 Signed to indie godhead Epitaph/Shock, LeATHER
 MOUTH will release their debut full-length, XO, this
 January. Subscribing to an unwavering musical aes
 thetic of relentless, heavy hardcore punk, XO's lyrical
 tirades are directed towards everyone from the cops to
 drug dealers to the government to school bullies. With
 very little melodic ambition to speak of, lero screams
 like a man literally bursting with things to say.
 On the touring side of things, the band completed
 a mini US tour in September with Reggie & The Full
 Effect, followed in December by four dates support-
 ing Mindless Self Indulgence
 "That was a thing where convenience came into
 play," lero says of the brief bouts of touring. "My
 Chem was on tour, so of course my good friend James
 DeWees was on tour with us, he plays keyboards with
 My Chem. We were talking about doing other bands
 and stuff, we'd been practicing on the road and we
 decided a LeATHERMOUTH tour would be cool. James
 HOLD ONTO YOUR FRINGES MY
 CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS FRANK
 IERO IS ONE PISSED OFF DUDE AND
 LEATHERMOUTH IS ONE PISSED-OFF
 SIDE-PROJECT. BY MATT
 REEKIE
 hallenging an audience to think is tanta-
 mount to commercial suicide in the rock
 game. So it's a damn lucky thing that shift
 ing units was the last thing on My Chemical
 Romance guitarist Frank lero's mind when
 he conceived LeATHERMOUTH
 Pissed off at the world and all the evil sons of
 bitches in it, LeATHERMOUTH is set to inflame debate
 both musical and political. The group's hardcore punk
 sound is too brutal and unrelenting to appeal to a
 mass audience, but that's beside the point as far as
 My Chem then for one, they would probably be really
 disappointed and two, very offended.
 "Another reason I wanted to keep it anonymouUS
 is because I was a little scared of what people would
 think. But on the other hand, I don't want to run away
 from anything or pretend that I didn't say some of the
 things I've said. The world is full of people that are hid-
 ing from the stuff that's going on in the world today.
 wanted to attack these things head-on. People are
 so PC, parents want to shield their kids' eyes to what's
 actually going on, and I think that's just adding to the
 misery that's running rampant in the world today."
 Formed in New Jersey in 2007 by some friends of
 lero, including Rob Hughes, LeATHERMOUTH could just
 as easily have never happened. To hear lero explain the
 whole story, one starts to understand how much his
 own personal passion and drive brought the thing to
 life. Clearly,he needed this outlet
 "It was actually right before [My Chemical Ro-
 mance] recorded The Black Parade," he begins. "I was
 back home, we had taken some time off, and a couple
 of my friends were thinking of starting a new band.
 "I remember it like it was yesterday. It was right
 before we were going to see a movie; we were in the
 parking lot of the movies and we all crowded into their
 Volkswagen. They played me this 3 song demo, there
 were no vocals or anything like that, just simple verse-
 chorus punk rock, and I was like, Wow, how can I be
 involved with this band?
 "I have my record label, Skeleton Crew that Irun
 with a few friends so I told these guys they should find
 was going to do a Reggie & The Full Effect tour, so
 we decided that I'd play in Reggie with him and we'd
 both do LeATHERMOUTH
 "We had done a few shows here and there but
 it never felt real until we did the Reggie & The Full
 Effect tour. It actually felt like the band was finally
 doing things after two years of just recording in my
 basement. All these emotions started to come out
 and the shows just got better every day. By the time
 we were like, 'This is turning into something incred-
 ible,' the tour was over. We were like, "We need to
 lero is concerned
 book something else.' But then life comes in and you
 have to do certain things."
 These "certain things" for lero include his duties
 with My Chemical Romance, which will almost
 certainly ensure that LeATHERMOUTH gigs are fewer
 and farther between in 2009.
 It remains to be seen whether the thrashy hardcore
 sound of LeATHERMOUTH will influence lero's con-
 tribution to the new MCR album. He's fairly certain it
 won't, but he's not ruling
 anything out
 "That's the thing with My
 Chem, you never say never
 because anything can come
 out.I don't know what will
 "If I kept this inside any longer, I would probably
 explode," he says flatly of the project, which features
 himself on vocals alongside an old Jersey friend, Rob
 Hughes, on guitar
 LeATHERMOUTH inhabits a completely different
 realm to the highly commercial one ruled over by My
 Chemical Romance. Likewise, it's a long way from the
 singer/songwriter folk ballads, electronica dabbling,
 or white boy rap that so often rear their ugly heads
 when members of popular rock bands embark upon
 side-projects. LEATHERMOUTH is all about hard, fast
 LEATHERMOUTH
 and raw punk rock.
 "It's not better than My Chem, it's not worse than
 My Chem, it's just different, and I really feel like I need
 both," lero states. In an effort to soften the blow for
 MCR fans, he stresses that the two bands could not be
 more dissimilar. "Originally I thought maybe l'd keep
 it completely anonymous. I thought if people would
 automatically check this out solely because they like
 ATHEAMAUTH
 Xo
 happen. Maybe we'll throw
 a heavy-ass breakdown on
 the new record? I'd put my
 money on no, but you never
 can tell." B
 XO is out on
 January 24th
 on Epitaph
 through Shock.
demolitonlover:

Blunt Magazine, February 2009 (x x)
Additional record review which was not scanned and received 8 out of 10:When guitarist for New Jersey pretty boys My Chemical Romance, Frank Iero, gets some time away from the band, he likes to relax by getting down in his basement with his other band and screaming till the veins pop out in his forehead. He’s been doing this for the past few years, making recordings with some friends under the banner, LeATHERMOUTH. XO, the full-length debut by the side-project, is brutal hardcore with raw, savage production (it really was recorded in Iero’s basement) and lyrics that are matched for passion and aggression by the guttural delivery. There’s no pop hooks, no emo choruses - nothing to cry over, but plenty to get you fired up. While on one hand it’s sure to attract a lot of curious My Chem fans, mayn of whom are sure to either disappointed or downright frightened, this connection mean it’s also liable to miss its target market slightly due to the fact that regular fans of this type of raging hardcore are sure to be put off by Iero’s day job. Too bad for the snobs who think that way - they’re missing out big time. 

                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        Animals, Bad, and Dating: 412 33% 22:40
 eMeghan
 Today 19:21
 So scenario
 I dont personally kill the animals
 but i do on ocassion eat them
 Is that like a pass but a C or
 something?
 How often is occasionally?
 I feel like i could probably
 lie here
 But realistically its like orn
 the daily
 You're definitely pushing
 for a C then
 Today 19:49
 So what youre saying is its still
 a possible pass
 Depends on other things
 I suppose
 I dont recycle either
 I guess im a bit a of a bad boy
 Today 22:18
 This will never work
 I think you're right
 ld try to lead you down a
 path of darkness with meat
 lack of recycling, and even
 worse things
 Poor grammar and not waiting
 for the crosswalk light arent
 that far a jump
 You'll realise that im a degen-
 erate but rather than leave me
 like you know you should you'll
 try and save me
 Months will go by with you
 trying to get me to commit to a
 therapy group and i'll go now
 and then but ultimatley drop out
 and disappoint you
 Eventually i'll come home and
 you wont be there, just a note
 "l tried to fix you, but ultimately
 btoke myself"
 You will have moved away
 to some foreign city, paris or
 rome maybe
 Of course you wouldnt tell me
 where, you couldnt have me
 trying to find yoy and getting
 you tangeled up again
 You'll feel that youve wasted the
 best years of your life on me
 and that youre starting from.l
 scratch now
 But as the years go by you
 realise if anything its made you
 a better person, youre stronger
 now and you have even more
 empathy for your fellow human
 By age 40 youve settled down
 with a man named felippe
 thebfirst kid is on the way
 9 months later little paulo is
 born, you stare at his face and
 realise that dating me directly
 led to the little ball of joy in
 your arms
 You smile to yourself, and are
 secretly thankful that you went
 on a date with that sketchy guy
 from tinder all those years ago
 So coffee or dinner?
 Marry me now
 Type a message...
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Her bio said if you didnt eat animals you had her heart, had to find a work around
        

            
            

                
                
                    Animals, Bad, and Dating: 412 33% 22:40
 eMeghan
 Today 19:21
 So scenario
 I dont personally kill the animals
 but i do on ocassion eat them
 Is that like a pass but a C or
 something?
 How often is occasionally?
 I feel like i could probably
 lie here
 But realistically its like orn
 the daily
 You're definitely pushing
 for a C then
 Today 19:49
 So what youre saying is its still
 a possible pass
 Depends on other things
 I suppose
 I dont recycle either
 I guess im a bit a of a bad boy
 Today 22:18
 This will never work
 I think you're right
 ld try to lead you down a
 path of darkness with meat
 lack of recycling, and even
 worse things
 Poor grammar and not waiting
 for the crosswalk light arent
 that far a jump
 You'll realise that im a degen-
 erate but rather than leave me
 like you know you should you'll
 try and save me
 Months will go by with you
 trying to get me to commit to a
 therapy group and i'll go now
 and then but ultimatley drop out
 and disappoint you
 Eventually i'll come home and
 you wont be there, just a note
 "l tried to fix you, but ultimately
 btoke myself"
 You will have moved away
 to some foreign city, paris or
 rome maybe
 Of course you wouldnt tell me
 where, you couldnt have me
 trying to find yoy and getting
 you tangeled up again
 You'll feel that youve wasted the
 best years of your life on me
 and that youre starting from.l
 scratch now
 But as the years go by you
 realise if anything its made you
 a better person, youre stronger
 now and you have even more
 empathy for your fellow human
 By age 40 youve settled down
 with a man named felippe
 thebfirst kid is on the way
 9 months later little paulo is
 born, you stare at his face and
 realise that dating me directly
 led to the little ball of joy in
 your arms
 You smile to yourself, and are
 secretly thankful that you went
 on a date with that sketchy guy
 from tinder all those years ago
 So coffee or dinner?
 Marry me now
 Type a message...
 GIF
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        Being Alone, Best Friend, and Blowjob: WOMEN REVEAL THE MOST
 PROMISCUOUS THINGS
 THEY'VE EVER DONE
 Stripped on a pool table while three guys
 watched and stuffed money in my
 underwear. I'm not a stripper I just did it for
 fun.
 I fucked two roommates and they both
 wanted to keep it a secret from each other. It
 lasted until they both moved away. A few
 times, one had left my bed only hours earlier
 and the other entered. The fun part was how
 they each lied to the other about where they
 Had sex on the hood of a Ferrari on the Las
 Vegas strip- it wasn't my car, or my friend's
 it was just some random car. Also a LOT of
 people stopped to watch. I didn't care, I was
 drunk, young, and on the hood of a Ferrari.
 One time I had a date with a guy named Jon.
 After the date he came back to my place, we
 watched a movie, had some wine, and then
 we fucked 3 times. About an hour after he
 left though, I was already horny again and
 this other guy I was talking to at the time
 (named John) texted me asking me what I
 was
 I ended up having sex with both John and
 Jon in the same night. Definitely my sluttiest
 I fooled around with a girl I met at a party
 When she passed out I proceeded to fuck
 her boyfriend with her lying right next to us.
 Had sex in the catacombs in Paris, with two
 separate guys, 30 minutes between the two.
 One I'd had about a ten min conversation
 with, the other l'd not spoken to at all.
 They're mutual friends so I suspect that if
 they didn't know then, they do by now
 One time I showed my boobs for a Panini.
 I was a Catholic schoolgirl. I blew one of my
 guy friends in the confessional at the
 Catholic church next door to our school. It
 was pitch black dark in that little wooden
 booth, so after a while we moved and fooled
 around some more in other areas of the
 church. Later he told me he felt really guilty
 about it, but I never did. Going to hell for that
 Had sex with my friend in the back of his car
 and ended up with a bunch of hickies. I went
 to a party with my (recently made) ex
 boyfriend right after. I hid my neck most of
 the night so he wouldn't see. When we left
 we went back to his house and had sex with
 the lights off and he ended up giving me
 hickies as well so when we turned on the
 lights he just thought that all the hickies
 I whipped out my b
 next to a bonfire and gave him a blowjob for
 inm
 I had a gangbang with three random guys
 streaming on a live webcam.
 12 Met a guy at a bar who was blackout drunk,
 got to his apartment to find out he lived with
 his identical twin brother (who was similarly
 intoxicated). Proceeded to have sex with
 them at the same time. Not my best
 moment/probably ruined a family
 1
 Took a guy home from the bar, start fucking
 in front of his roommate, roommate joins,
 they basically fuck the life out of me. Hadn't
 been fucked like that in over a year. One
 night stand success.
 In high school I gave a guy a blowjob
 outside in the bushes at a college we were
 visiting for an abstinence talk. We had only
 known each other for about fifteen minutes
 beforehand.
 Had just been dumped by the guy I was
 seeing. Proceeded to go to a fetish club near
 my house where I then got absolutely shit
 faced and brought home two girls and a guy
 Vaguely remember pouring more drinks,
 some fun naked times with the girls and then
 passed out while giving the guy head.
 Spring Break 2009: Fucked a random guy I
 Went home with my best friend and these
 two guys after the bars, halfway through we
 decided to switch partners. Lost all my self
 respect and shame that night.
 I'll have sex with just about any guy who
 asks politely and doesn't smell. Does that
 make me a whore?
 I had sex with my same gender cousin while
 we were both staying at his parent's house.
 AND NOW ONE FROM A GUY
 First time at a strip club, I didn't really want to
 go. After all my friends found a girl and left a
 cute little stripper came up to me and asked
 why I was alone, she took me to the back for
 a dance. I was pretty drunk when she told
 me I was allowed to touch her and was
 instantly hard. She noticed and I told her she
 was allowed to touch it. I ate her out and
 fucked her without a condom
 Got chlamydia
Promiscuous things
        

            
            

                
                
                    Being Alone, Best Friend, and Blowjob: WOMEN REVEAL THE MOST
 PROMISCUOUS THINGS
 THEY'VE EVER DONE
 Stripped on a pool table while three guys
 watched and stuffed money in my
 underwear. I'm not a stripper I just did it for
 fun.
 I fucked two roommates and they both
 wanted to keep it a secret from each other. It
 lasted until they both moved away. A few
 times, one had left my bed only hours earlier
 and the other entered. The fun part was how
 they each lied to the other about where they
 Had sex on the hood of a Ferrari on the Las
 Vegas strip- it wasn't my car, or my friend's
 it was just some random car. Also a LOT of
 people stopped to watch. I didn't care, I was
 drunk, young, and on the hood of a Ferrari.
 One time I had a date with a guy named Jon.
 After the date he came back to my place, we
 watched a movie, had some wine, and then
 we fucked 3 times. About an hour after he
 left though, I was already horny again and
 this other guy I was talking to at the time
 (named John) texted me asking me what I
 was
 I ended up having sex with both John and
 Jon in the same night. Definitely my sluttiest
 I fooled around with a girl I met at a party
 When she passed out I proceeded to fuck
 her boyfriend with her lying right next to us.
 Had sex in the catacombs in Paris, with two
 separate guys, 30 minutes between the two.
 One I'd had about a ten min conversation
 with, the other l'd not spoken to at all.
 They're mutual friends so I suspect that if
 they didn't know then, they do by now
 One time I showed my boobs for a Panini.
 I was a Catholic schoolgirl. I blew one of my
 guy friends in the confessional at the
 Catholic church next door to our school. It
 was pitch black dark in that little wooden
 booth, so after a while we moved and fooled
 around some more in other areas of the
 church. Later he told me he felt really guilty
 about it, but I never did. Going to hell for that
 Had sex with my friend in the back of his car
 and ended up with a bunch of hickies. I went
 to a party with my (recently made) ex
 boyfriend right after. I hid my neck most of
 the night so he wouldn't see. When we left
 we went back to his house and had sex with
 the lights off and he ended up giving me
 hickies as well so when we turned on the
 lights he just thought that all the hickies
 I whipped out my b
 next to a bonfire and gave him a blowjob for
 inm
 I had a gangbang with three random guys
 streaming on a live webcam.
 12 Met a guy at a bar who was blackout drunk,
 got to his apartment to find out he lived with
 his identical twin brother (who was similarly
 intoxicated). Proceeded to have sex with
 them at the same time. Not my best
 moment/probably ruined a family
 1
 Took a guy home from the bar, start fucking
 in front of his roommate, roommate joins,
 they basically fuck the life out of me. Hadn't
 been fucked like that in over a year. One
 night stand success.
 In high school I gave a guy a blowjob
 outside in the bushes at a college we were
 visiting for an abstinence talk. We had only
 known each other for about fifteen minutes
 beforehand.
 Had just been dumped by the guy I was
 seeing. Proceeded to go to a fetish club near
 my house where I then got absolutely shit
 faced and brought home two girls and a guy
 Vaguely remember pouring more drinks,
 some fun naked times with the girls and then
 passed out while giving the guy head.
 Spring Break 2009: Fucked a random guy I
 Went home with my best friend and these
 two guys after the bars, halfway through we
 decided to switch partners. Lost all my self
 respect and shame that night.
 I'll have sex with just about any guy who
 asks politely and doesn't smell. Does that
 make me a whore?
 I had sex with my same gender cousin while
 we were both staying at his parent's house.
 AND NOW ONE FROM A GUY
 First time at a strip club, I didn't really want to
 go. After all my friends found a girl and left a
 cute little stripper came up to me and asked
 why I was alone, she took me to the back for
 a dance. I was pretty drunk when she told
 me I was allowed to touch her and was
 instantly hard. She noticed and I told her she
 was allowed to touch it. I ate her out and
 fucked her without a condom
 Got chlamydia
Promiscuous things
                    
                
            

            
            
        

    

    

        
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        America, Bailey Jay, and Be Like: Do you believe that advances in stem cell technology will make cosmetics obsolete? Three big earthquakes will shake
 the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in
 America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will at
 tack Russia, but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will
 run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to 200 Celcius; stadium-size
 chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down
 to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss
 (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression), radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese
 will try to keep quiet about it, a lot of people will fall into this hole
 Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after
 demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland
 Alaska. Sionists want war between Russia and Germany over Serbia from June to October on their holidays because
 (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) 2016 (in their twisted logic)
 Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear-demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed peo-
 ple have triple stranded DNA; normal person cant swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside
 clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is
 another shroud on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel
 Schneerson, Lenin (el-deity in Hebrew, nineno in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the
 Creato), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel
 WW3 happens, 7% of people will be left, after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader;
 don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran
 one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at
 where tectonic plates meet, result: megatsunamis 1km high)
 Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be
 burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc. Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the
 wounds and diseases
 Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is com-
 monly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fill
 ings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with
 the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off
 Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show
 the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov
 will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't
 stay longer than a few weeks
 Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison
 of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams
 are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to
 have normal sleep
 Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last
 prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist
 Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosasive under our level. They will get out through sinlk
 holes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds. but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of
 Volga River in Russia
 Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will in-
 vite people to be healed inside their UFOs, those who go will be like zombies after. Govt provides demons with dia-
 monds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer
 Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts
 mons have
 e fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlanti
 which i
 Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight
 eath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are
 liens. Nobody lives on other planet
 Antichri
 ng n
 pa
 with red
 s possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old
 wears
 roun
 Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people
 stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope
 ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but whe
 they do, 666 is given
 ject 666 at a
 If you're about to be marked, pray the
 behi
 ple from temporary hell twic
 ple are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hel. Forgive me
 tope ray people too. Antichrist will als
 o mark people. Re
 sone
 it leads
 prayer
 e with Orthodox Christians
 666 leave al electroni
 that antichri
 minions
 track you. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael
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 level, that i
 level with less punishment; eventually, peo-
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                    America, Bailey Jay, and Be Like: Do you believe that advances in stem cell technology will make cosmetics obsolete? Three big earthquakes will shake
 the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in
 America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will at
 tack Russia, but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will
 run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to 200 Celcius; stadium-size
 chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down
 to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss
 (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression), radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese
 will try to keep quiet about it, a lot of people will fall into this hole
 Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after
 demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland
 Alaska. Sionists want war between Russia and Germany over Serbia from June to October on their holidays because
 (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) 2016 (in their twisted logic)
 Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear-demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed peo-
 ple have triple stranded DNA; normal person cant swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside
 clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is
 another shroud on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel
 Schneerson, Lenin (el-deity in Hebrew, nineno in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the
 Creato), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel
 WW3 happens, 7% of people will be left, after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader;
 don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran
 one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at
 where tectonic plates meet, result: megatsunamis 1km high)
 Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be
 burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc. Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the
 wounds and diseases
 Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is com-
 monly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fill
 ings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with
 the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off
 Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show
 the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov
 will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't
 stay longer than a few weeks
 Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison
 of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams
 are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to
 have normal sleep
 Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last
 prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist
 Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosasive under our level. They will get out through sinlk
 holes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds. but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of
 Volga River in Russia
 Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will in-
 vite people to be healed inside their UFOs, those who go will be like zombies after. Govt provides demons with dia-
 monds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer
 Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts
 mons have
 e fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlanti
 which i
 Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight
 eath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are
 liens. Nobody lives on other planet
 Antichri
 ng n
 pa
 with red
 s possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old
 wears
 roun
 Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people
 stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope
 ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but whe
 they do, 666 is given
 ject 666 at a
 If you're about to be marked, pray the
 behi
 ple from temporary hell twic
 ple are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hel. Forgive me
 tope ray people too. Antichrist will als
 o mark people. Re
 sone
 it leads
 prayer
 e with Orthodox Christians
 666 leave al electroni
 that antichri
 minions
 track you. Give to charity in the name of Archangel Michael
 ar (or brings them
 level, that i
 level with less punishment; eventually, peo-
 //youtube.com/watch?V-8dub8PF2d
 /fatheralexander.org/graphics/sects_e.pdf
 13/6f4c/Qji _GVZorQY.jpg
 s629216.vk.me/629
 //vk.com/wal
 //youtube.com/watch?-OLUKFmZfOrs
 livejournal.com/m
 ?q
 рязанская &w wal
 730 57029%2Fal
 //vk.com/otro
 ava
 8320
 103469%2Fall
 orthodoxinfo.com/praxis/guidech3.pdf
 /fatheralexander.org/booklets/english/life
 pravoslavie.ru/english/5
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666 Demon Aliens have invaded the Flat Earth!
                    
                
            

            
                
                
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