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Ass, Bad, and Disappointed: LEATHERMOUTH BLUNT # 77 TO BE QUITE FRANK a singer and maybe we'll do a record. So they had a friend they tried out on vocals but it didn't work out because he didn't write any lyrics. So they were just like, "We're probably gonna scrap the band. I was like There's no way you can kill this band!' Iasked them to have one practice with me singing. I convinced them to book a practice studio on a weekend and I wrote a few lyrics and we had a practice and that was it." For a long time LeATHERMOUTH was a studio-only project, recording in lero's basement during times when he wasn't touring the world with The Black Parade. "We recorded everything with me and Rob (Hughes) and couple of other guys. Now it's like two years later and it's just me Rob left. The rest of guys that started the band, a couple went off and started another band, "The world is full of people that are hiding from thestuff that's going on in the world today.I wanted to attack these things head-on."-Frank lero that broke up, some people got married, moved away, whatever. So when we wanted to tour, we recruited James DeWees (Get Up Kids, Reggie & The Full Effect) to play drums, my friend John Maguire to play bass and my other friend, Eddie Auletta, to play guitar." Signed to indie godhead Epitaph/Shock, LeATHER MOUTH will release their debut full-length, XO, this January. Subscribing to an unwavering musical aes thetic of relentless, heavy hardcore punk, XO's lyrical tirades are directed towards everyone from the cops to drug dealers to the government to school bullies. With very little melodic ambition to speak of, lero screams like a man literally bursting with things to say. On the touring side of things, the band completed a mini US tour in September with Reggie & The Full Effect, followed in December by four dates support- ing Mindless Self Indulgence "That was a thing where convenience came into play," lero says of the brief bouts of touring. "My Chem was on tour, so of course my good friend James DeWees was on tour with us, he plays keyboards with My Chem. We were talking about doing other bands and stuff, we'd been practicing on the road and we decided a LeATHERMOUTH tour would be cool. James HOLD ONTO YOUR FRINGES MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FANS FRANK IERO IS ONE PISSED OFF DUDE AND LEATHERMOUTH IS ONE PISSED-OFF SIDE-PROJECT. BY MATT REEKIE hallenging an audience to think is tanta- mount to commercial suicide in the rock game. So it's a damn lucky thing that shift ing units was the last thing on My Chemical Romance guitarist Frank lero's mind when he conceived LeATHERMOUTH Pissed off at the world and all the evil sons of bitches in it, LeATHERMOUTH is set to inflame debate both musical and political. The group's hardcore punk sound is too brutal and unrelenting to appeal to a mass audience, but that's beside the point as far as My Chem then for one, they would probably be really disappointed and two, very offended. "Another reason I wanted to keep it anonymouUS is because I was a little scared of what people would think. But on the other hand, I don't want to run away from anything or pretend that I didn't say some of the things I've said. The world is full of people that are hid- ing from the stuff that's going on in the world today. wanted to attack these things head-on. People are so PC, parents want to shield their kids' eyes to what's actually going on, and I think that's just adding to the misery that's running rampant in the world today." Formed in New Jersey in 2007 by some friends of lero, including Rob Hughes, LeATHERMOUTH could just as easily have never happened. To hear lero explain the whole story, one starts to understand how much his own personal passion and drive brought the thing to life. Clearly,he needed this outlet "It was actually right before [My Chemical Ro- mance] recorded The Black Parade," he begins. "I was back home, we had taken some time off, and a couple of my friends were thinking of starting a new band. "I remember it like it was yesterday. It was right before we were going to see a movie; we were in the parking lot of the movies and we all crowded into their Volkswagen. They played me this 3 song demo, there were no vocals or anything like that, just simple verse- chorus punk rock, and I was like, Wow, how can I be involved with this band? "I have my record label, Skeleton Crew that Irun with a few friends so I told these guys they should find was going to do a Reggie & The Full Effect tour, so we decided that I'd play in Reggie with him and we'd both do LeATHERMOUTH "We had done a few shows here and there but it never felt real until we did the Reggie & The Full Effect tour. It actually felt like the band was finally doing things after two years of just recording in my basement. All these emotions started to come out and the shows just got better every day. By the time we were like, 'This is turning into something incred- ible,' the tour was over. We were like, "We need to lero is concerned book something else.' But then life comes in and you have to do certain things." These "certain things" for lero include his duties with My Chemical Romance, which will almost certainly ensure that LeATHERMOUTH gigs are fewer and farther between in 2009. It remains to be seen whether the thrashy hardcore sound of LeATHERMOUTH will influence lero's con- tribution to the new MCR album. He's fairly certain it won't, but he's not ruling anything out "That's the thing with My Chem, you never say never because anything can come out.I don't know what will "If I kept this inside any longer, I would probably explode," he says flatly of the project, which features himself on vocals alongside an old Jersey friend, Rob Hughes, on guitar LeATHERMOUTH inhabits a completely different realm to the highly commercial one ruled over by My Chemical Romance. Likewise, it's a long way from the singer/songwriter folk ballads, electronica dabbling, or white boy rap that so often rear their ugly heads when members of popular rock bands embark upon side-projects. LEATHERMOUTH is all about hard, fast LEATHERMOUTH and raw punk rock. "It's not better than My Chem, it's not worse than My Chem, it's just different, and I really feel like I need both," lero states. In an effort to soften the blow for MCR fans, he stresses that the two bands could not be more dissimilar. "Originally I thought maybe l'd keep it completely anonymous. I thought if people would automatically check this out solely because they like ATHEAMAUTH Xo happen. Maybe we'll throw a heavy-ass breakdown on the new record? I'd put my money on no, but you never can tell." B XO is out on January 24th on Epitaph through Shock. demolitonlover: Blunt Magazine, February 2009 (x x) Additional record review which was not scanned and received 8 out of 10:When guitarist for New Jersey pretty boys My Chemical Romance, Frank Iero, gets some time away from the band, he likes to relax by getting down in his basement with his other band and screaming till the veins pop out in his forehead. He’s been doing this for the past few years, making recordings with some friends under the banner, LeATHERMOUTH. XO, the full-length debut by the side-project, is brutal hardcore with raw, savage production (it really was recorded in Iero’s basement) and lyrics that are matched for passion and aggression by the guttural delivery. There’s no pop hooks, no emo choruses - nothing to cry over, but plenty to get you fired up. While on one hand it’s sure to attract a lot of curious My Chem fans, mayn of whom are sure to either disappointed or downright frightened, this connection mean it’s also liable to miss its target market slightly due to the fact that regular fans of this type of raging hardcore are sure to be put off by Iero’s day job. Too bad for the snobs who think that way - they’re missing out big time.
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Animals, Bad, and Dating: 412 33% 22:40 eMeghan Today 19:21 So scenario I dont personally kill the animals but i do on ocassion eat them Is that like a pass but a C or something? How often is occasionally? I feel like i could probably lie here But realistically its like orn the daily You're definitely pushing for a C then Today 19:49 So what youre saying is its still a possible pass Depends on other things I suppose I dont recycle either I guess im a bit a of a bad boy Today 22:18 This will never work I think you're right ld try to lead you down a path of darkness with meat lack of recycling, and even worse things Poor grammar and not waiting for the crosswalk light arent that far a jump You'll realise that im a degen- erate but rather than leave me like you know you should you'll try and save me Months will go by with you trying to get me to commit to a therapy group and i'll go now and then but ultimatley drop out and disappoint you Eventually i'll come home and you wont be there, just a note "l tried to fix you, but ultimately btoke myself" You will have moved away to some foreign city, paris or rome maybe Of course you wouldnt tell me where, you couldnt have me trying to find yoy and getting you tangeled up again You'll feel that youve wasted the best years of your life on me and that youre starting from.l scratch now But as the years go by you realise if anything its made you a better person, youre stronger now and you have even more empathy for your fellow human By age 40 youve settled down with a man named felippe thebfirst kid is on the way 9 months later little paulo is born, you stare at his face and realise that dating me directly led to the little ball of joy in your arms You smile to yourself, and are secretly thankful that you went on a date with that sketchy guy from tinder all those years ago So coffee or dinner? Marry me now Type a message... GIF Her bio said if you didnt eat animals you had her heart, had to find a work around

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Being Alone, Best Friend, and Blowjob: WOMEN REVEAL THE MOST PROMISCUOUS THINGS THEY'VE EVER DONE Stripped on a pool table while three guys watched and stuffed money in my underwear. I'm not a stripper I just did it for fun. I fucked two roommates and they both wanted to keep it a secret from each other. It lasted until they both moved away. A few times, one had left my bed only hours earlier and the other entered. The fun part was how they each lied to the other about where they Had sex on the hood of a Ferrari on the Las Vegas strip- it wasn't my car, or my friend's it was just some random car. Also a LOT of people stopped to watch. I didn't care, I was drunk, young, and on the hood of a Ferrari. One time I had a date with a guy named Jon. After the date he came back to my place, we watched a movie, had some wine, and then we fucked 3 times. About an hour after he left though, I was already horny again and this other guy I was talking to at the time (named John) texted me asking me what I was I ended up having sex with both John and Jon in the same night. Definitely my sluttiest I fooled around with a girl I met at a party When she passed out I proceeded to fuck her boyfriend with her lying right next to us. Had sex in the catacombs in Paris, with two separate guys, 30 minutes between the two. One I'd had about a ten min conversation with, the other l'd not spoken to at all. They're mutual friends so I suspect that if they didn't know then, they do by now One time I showed my boobs for a Panini. I was a Catholic schoolgirl. I blew one of my guy friends in the confessional at the Catholic church next door to our school. It was pitch black dark in that little wooden booth, so after a while we moved and fooled around some more in other areas of the church. Later he told me he felt really guilty about it, but I never did. Going to hell for that Had sex with my friend in the back of his car and ended up with a bunch of hickies. I went to a party with my (recently made) ex boyfriend right after. I hid my neck most of the night so he wouldn't see. When we left we went back to his house and had sex with the lights off and he ended up giving me hickies as well so when we turned on the lights he just thought that all the hickies I whipped out my b next to a bonfire and gave him a blowjob for inm I had a gangbang with three random guys streaming on a live webcam. 12 Met a guy at a bar who was blackout drunk, got to his apartment to find out he lived with his identical twin brother (who was similarly intoxicated). Proceeded to have sex with them at the same time. Not my best moment/probably ruined a family 1 Took a guy home from the bar, start fucking in front of his roommate, roommate joins, they basically fuck the life out of me. Hadn't been fucked like that in over a year. One night stand success. In high school I gave a guy a blowjob outside in the bushes at a college we were visiting for an abstinence talk. We had only known each other for about fifteen minutes beforehand. Had just been dumped by the guy I was seeing. Proceeded to go to a fetish club near my house where I then got absolutely shit faced and brought home two girls and a guy Vaguely remember pouring more drinks, some fun naked times with the girls and then passed out while giving the guy head. Spring Break 2009: Fucked a random guy I Went home with my best friend and these two guys after the bars, halfway through we decided to switch partners. Lost all my self respect and shame that night. I'll have sex with just about any guy who asks politely and doesn't smell. Does that make me a whore? I had sex with my same gender cousin while we were both staying at his parent's house. AND NOW ONE FROM A GUY First time at a strip club, I didn't really want to go. After all my friends found a girl and left a cute little stripper came up to me and asked why I was alone, she took me to the back for a dance. I was pretty drunk when she told me I was allowed to touch her and was instantly hard. She noticed and I told her she was allowed to touch it. I ate her out and fucked her without a condom Got chlamydia Promiscuous things
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America, Bailey Jay, and Be Like: Do you believe that advances in stem cell technology will make cosmetics obsolete? Three big earthquakes will shake the three superpowers; 1st big earthquake in Russia; 2nd (bigger one) in China; 3rd (biggest of the three) will be in America. NATO will nuke Ukraine to blame Russia for it; then NATO will nuke Russia from Scandinavia. China will at tack Russia, but will not get past Ural Mountains; bio-genetic weapon will be used against Chinese soldiers (they will run back to China and hide in closets in fear) and weather weapon will freeze Siberia to 200 Celcius; stadium-size chunks of unmeltable ice will fall from the lower sky (because when rockets go into higher sky they bring this ice down to lower sky). Russia will destroy Turkey and America. China will have a hole across the whole country to the abyss (because of another super weapon used to stop Chinese aggression), radiation from this hole will be massive; Chinese will try to keep quiet about it, a lot of people will fall into this hole Scientists don't see dinosaurs because of radiation. Only Eurasia and Alaska (both without coasts) will remain after demons blow up Antarctica (which surrounds the flat earth) and Greenland melts. Move to Ural Mountains or inland Alaska. Sionists want war between Russia and Germany over Serbia from June to October on their holidays because (666 times 3)+(6 times 3) 2016 (in their twisted logic) Tube people = demons. Clones = demons. Human costumes that demons wear-demons. Dinosaurs and 666ed peo- ple have triple stranded DNA; normal person cant swallow 666ed food (designed for 666ed people). Demons live inside clones. Bacteriologist Alexandre Yersin (who discovered Bubonic plague) is depicted on the Shroud of Turin. There is another shroud on which blasphemer Yosef (who was crucified on a pole in 1066 AD) is depicted. Menachem Mendel Schneerson, Lenin (el-deity in Hebrew, nineno in German; so, when chanted repeatedly is blasphemy against the Creato), and Yosef were possessed by Azazel; now, Rico Cortes is possessed by Azazel WW3 happens, 7% of people will be left, after people are tired of war, they will elect the antichrist as one world leader; don't vote. ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Service. Next false flag: Statue of Liberty in order to attack Iran one big shake, one giant step forward, one giant collapse. Move away from coasts as nukes will go off in the ocean (at where tectonic plates meet, result: megatsunamis 1km high) Wear natural clothing so that if a bomb goes off it won't stick to the body as fast as synthetic clothes. All metal will be burned for fuel; so, save knives, crowbars, shovels, wood-burning stoves, etc. Also, save cloth/fabric/textile to cover the wounds and diseases Eat natural food because nanochips, cells of aborted fetuses, bug DNA, and other poisons are in food that is com- monly sold; reject vaccines, medical care, medicine, etc. because nanochips are administered thru IVs, implants, fill ings, etc. If 1000-1500 nanochips are in your right hand, then you can't make proper Orthodox sign of the cross with the right hand; last mercy for you then will be to cut the hand off Seraphim of Sarov and Sergiy of Radonezh will be resurrected after WW3 for a short time; Seraphim of Sarov will show the new Ruski Tsar who will fight the antichrist for about 2 years and 8 months. Those who go see Seraphim of Sarov will be healed of their infirmities/illnesses/sicknesses/ diseases; if you want to see him then, hurry because he won't stay longer than a few weeks Earth is flat; stands on 3 pillars (the Most Holy Trinity); pillars stand on water at zero Kelvin. Zodiac is planetary prison of demons; don't believe in horoscopes or you'll exhibit the traits of the trapped demons. Most thoughts and dreams are from demons; demons never do good. Sleep fully clothed; pray the Jesus prayer. Pray to your guardian angel to have normal sleep Humans were created about 7525 years ago. Ruski Orthodox Christian Vyacheslav Krasheninnikov was the last prophet before Enoch and Elijah return to preach against the antichrist Birds participate in time creation. It's a sin to kill birds. Dinosasive under our level. They will get out through sinlk holes and lakes. To kill them, go for their nerves. Save the birds. but kill the dinosaurs. First dinosaur will come out of Volga River in Russia Demons grow human skin (from a sample taken during abduction) and put it on so as to look like us. Demons will in- vite people to be healed inside their UFOs, those who go will be like zombies after. Govt provides demons with dia- monds and allows demons to abduct people. If you're being abducted, slowly pray the Jesus prayer Don't panic. Demons use diamonds and souls to power their UFO craft. The bigger the diamond, the more it lasts mons have e fake mountain Kailash in Tibet 3)In lake Baikal in Russia 4)In Atlanti which i Airplanes that go down are hit by demons because they need the airspace to fight eath the Mariana Trench in Pacific Ocean. There are liens. Nobody lives on other planet Antichri ng n pa with red s possessed by Satan since he's 12 years old wears roun Don't go into a UFO to be healed by demons. Green 666 is given by isotope rays on wrist or forehead when people stretch hands to receive small plastic grey card with no name on it (World Passport). Police will microchip and isotope ray people on the highways. Microchipped people will be influenced by computers to take grey plastic card; but whe they do, 666 is given ject 666 at a If you're about to be marked, pray the behi ple from temporary hell twic ple are freed). Feed the pigeons; when pigeons bow down, people are saved from temporary hel. Forgive me tope ray people too. Antichrist will als o mark people. Re sone it leads prayer e with Orthodox Christians 666 leave al electroni that antichri minions track you. 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