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smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: I know beating children is bad and all, but I think I found an exception to the rule. @black-girl-against-feminism hey I shouldn’t have to tell you this but jokes about certain children being ‘okay’ to physically abuse because they’re acting weird aren’t good. they are in fact very bad. Yes, moral ranger. You have changed my ways, and I will no longer make such foul jokes as long as I live. God bless you. good. stay away from children while you’re at it. We’ll see. If they start swallowing my diamonds or calling themselves dragon kin, I may have to thrash them a little. Nobody’s perfect, you know. you know, it’s okay to admit you made a bad joke. you can just say “yeah, my child abuse joke wasn’t funny, I won’t make jokes like that anymore” and move on. continuing the joke and saying that you yourself would beat a kid for acting weird isn’t your only option. You know, it’s OK to just keep scrolling if you see something that offends you. ïŋžDeadass who made you the Joke Police? Get a hobbyïŋž: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: smonks-alone: black-girl-against-feminism: I know beating children is bad and all, but I think I found an exception to the rule. @black-girl-against-feminism hey I shouldn’t have to tell you this but jokes about certain children being ‘okay’ to physically abuse because they’re acting weird aren’t good. they are in fact very bad. Yes, moral ranger. You have changed my ways, and I will no longer make such foul jokes as long as I live. God bless you. good. stay away from children while you’re at it. We’ll see. If they start swallowing my diamonds or calling themselves dragon kin, I may have to thrash them a little. Nobody’s perfect, you know. you know, it’s okay to admit you made a bad joke. you can just say “yeah, my child abuse joke wasn’t funny, I won’t make jokes like that anymore” and move on. continuing the joke and saying that you yourself would beat a kid for acting weird isn’t your only option. You know, it’s OK to just keep scrolling if you see something that offends you. ïŋžDeadass who made you the Joke Police? Get a hobbyïŋž

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hippo-pot: awesomacious: The sweetest granddaughter btw the marshmallow test has been linked to class - kids from wealthier families are essentially more likely to trust that they will actually get the marshmallow if they wait whereas poorer kids are generally more used to like, if you have food, eat it. and being wealthier correlates to being more successful later in life because our system is broken. so THAT’s probably why the marshmallow test is a predictor - because it tells you who is wealthy, not who is innately primed to be successful Classic correlation does not equal causationïŋž: What is the loveliest thing a child has ever said to you? Richard Muller, Prof Physics, UC Berkeley, author "Now, The Physics of Time" Updated Aug 2, 2017 Originally Answered: What is the loveliest thing your child has ever said? "Would you like one, Grandpa?" OK- it was not my child but my 3-year-old granddaughter, but I still think it counts. I had read about the marshmallow test. You give a child a marshmallow, and then say that if she (Layla, in this case) could keep from eating it for 10 minutes, you'll give her a second. So I tried that test with my granddaughter (not with marshmallows, but with chocolate, which she likes much more) According to extensive experiments, children who "pass" the "marshmallow test" are far more successful in later life. They have learned a fundamental truth in life, that delayed gratification can lead to a far better long-term outcome. She sat and watched the chocolate. The 10-minute hourglass finally emptied, and she had succeeded. She asked for her second piece of chocolate. I gave it to her, and she now had two in her hand. That's when she looked up at me and asked, "Would you like one, Grandpa?" Needless to say, from that moment on I would readily give my life for her. 1.3m views View Upvoters View Sharers hippo-pot: awesomacious: The sweetest granddaughter btw the marshmallow test has been linked to class - kids from wealthier families are essentially more likely to trust that they will actually get the marshmallow if they wait whereas poorer kids are generally more used to like, if you have food, eat it. and being wealthier correlates to being more successful later in life because our system is broken. so THAT’s probably why the marshmallow test is a predictor - because it tells you who is wealthy, not who is innately primed to be successful Classic correlation does not equal causationïŋž

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elidyce: luckyladylily: ohnoagremlin: itsvondell: off-in-lala-land: You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time. imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting. Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult! Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done. Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks. Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks* Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment. : elidyce: luckyladylily: ohnoagremlin: itsvondell: off-in-lala-land: You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time. imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun take your kids places they actually want to go instead of getting mad when they quietly self-entertain, he’s not hurting nobody. me & my shitbag siblings would be climbing that fucking thing, gameboy kid is doing alright Some small child: does not yet have the mental development or contextual understanding to appreciate why these particular rocks are extra interesting. Some adult: God I hate that children don’t think like adults! I would force them to pretend they do because I interpret child thought patterns as a personal insult! Child: *looks at rocks for approx. 30 seconds, listens to vaguely interesting story about them for another minute or so, glances at the rocks again, is Now Done. Parent: I understand that your attention span has done all it can with the stimulation provided. Here is your gameboy to keep you entertained while the adults talk about things you don’t find interesting, like the history of very large rocks. Child: *quietly squats down and plays with the gameboy, allowing adults to enjoy their rocks* Parent: I am very glad that I understand to some extent how children’s minds work, or this holiday would be a miserable experience for both of us. How fortunate that I planned ahead to allow my child periods of rest and quiet entertainment during excursions that are primarily for my benefit and enjoyment.
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𝙏𝙝𝙞ð™Ļ 𝙞ð™Ē𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙞ð™Ģ'ð™Đ ð™Ąð™žð™ ð™š ð™Đ𝙝𝙚 ð™Īð™Đ𝙝𝙚𝙧ð™Ļ, ð™Ģð™Ī ð™Ģð™Īð™Đ 𝙖ð™Đ ð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. 𝙔ð™Ī𝙊 𝙟𝙊ð™Ļð™Đ 𝙜ð™Īð™Đð™Đ𝙖 𝙛𝙞ð™Ģ𝙙 ð™Ī𝙊ð™Đ 𝙗ð™Ū ð™Ļ𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ’ 𝙛ð™Ī𝙧 ð™Ļð™Īð™Ē𝙚ð™Đ𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ𝙜, ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™Ļð™Ēð™–ð™Ąð™Ą.: Naj As a straight male, how would u feel about your child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who their around for 8hrs of the day flesh-colored @haitreason If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between they're, their, and there, I'm good. 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude! 𝙏𝙝𝙞ð™Ļ 𝙞ð™Ē𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙞ð™Ģ'ð™Đ ð™Ąð™žð™ ð™š ð™Đ𝙝𝙚 ð™Īð™Đ𝙝𝙚𝙧ð™Ļ, ð™Ģð™Ī ð™Ģð™Īð™Đ 𝙖ð™Đ ð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. 𝙔ð™Ī𝙊 𝙟𝙊ð™Ļð™Đ 𝙜ð™Īð™Đð™Đ𝙖 𝙛𝙞ð™Ģ𝙙 ð™Ī𝙊ð™Đ 𝙗ð™Ū ð™Ļ𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ’ 𝙛ð™Ī𝙧 ð™Ļð™Īð™Ē𝙚ð™Đ𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ𝙜, ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™Ļð™Ēð™–ð™Ąð™Ą.
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𝙏𝙝𝙞ð™Ļ 𝙞ð™Ē𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙞ð™Ģ'ð™Đ ð™Ąð™žð™ ð™š ð™Đ𝙝𝙚 ð™Īð™Đ𝙝𝙚𝙧ð™Ļ, ð™Ģð™Ī ð™Ģð™Īð™Đ 𝙖ð™Đ ð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. 𝙔ð™Ī𝙊 𝙟𝙊ð™Ļð™Đ 𝙜ð™Īð™Đð™Đ𝙖 𝙛𝙞ð™Ģ𝙙 ð™Ī𝙊ð™Đ 𝙗ð™Ū ð™Ļ𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ’ 𝙛ð™Ī𝙧 ð™Ļð™Īð™Ē𝙚ð™Đ𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ𝙜, ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™Ļð™Ēð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. by OG-Dreadful MORE MEMES: Naj As a straight male, how would u feel about your child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who their around for 8hrs of the day flesh-colored @haitreason If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between they're, their, and there, I'm good. 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude! 𝙏𝙝𝙞ð™Ļ 𝙞ð™Ē𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙞ð™Ģ'ð™Đ ð™Ąð™žð™ ð™š ð™Đ𝙝𝙚 ð™Īð™Đ𝙝𝙚𝙧ð™Ļ, ð™Ģð™Ī ð™Ģð™Īð™Đ 𝙖ð™Đ ð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. 𝙔ð™Ī𝙊 𝙟𝙊ð™Ļð™Đ 𝙜ð™Īð™Đð™Đ𝙖 𝙛𝙞ð™Ģ𝙙 ð™Ī𝙊ð™Đ 𝙗ð™Ū ð™Ļ𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ’ 𝙛ð™Ī𝙧 ð™Ļð™Īð™Ē𝙚ð™Đ𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ𝙜, ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™Ļð™Ēð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. by OG-Dreadful MORE MEMES
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𝙏𝙝𝙞ð™Ļ 𝙞ð™Ē𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙞ð™Ģ'ð™Đ ð™Ąð™žð™ ð™š ð™Đ𝙝𝙚 ð™Īð™Đ𝙝𝙚𝙧ð™Ļ, ð™Ģð™Ī ð™Ģð™Īð™Đ 𝙖ð™Đ ð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. 𝙔ð™Ī𝙊 𝙟𝙊ð™Ļð™Đ 𝙜ð™Īð™Đð™Đ𝙖 𝙛𝙞ð™Ģ𝙙 ð™Ī𝙊ð™Đ 𝙗ð™Ū ð™Ļ𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ’ 𝙛ð™Ī𝙧 ð™Ļð™Īð™Ē𝙚ð™Đ𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ𝙜, ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™Ļð™Ēð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/33Les4X: Naj As a straight male, how would u feel about your child having a homosexual school teacher?! Who their around for 8hrs of the day flesh-colored @haitreason If a gay teacher teaches my child the difference between they're, their, and there, I'm good. 9:36 PM Dec 30, 2015 15.8K 14.3K people are talking about this Holy shit, you fucking killed him dude! 𝙏𝙝𝙞ð™Ļ 𝙞ð™Ē𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙖𝙞ð™Ģ'ð™Đ ð™Ąð™žð™ ð™š ð™Đ𝙝𝙚 ð™Īð™Đ𝙝𝙚𝙧ð™Ļ, ð™Ģð™Ī ð™Ģð™Īð™Đ 𝙖ð™Đ ð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. 𝙔ð™Ī𝙊 𝙟𝙊ð™Ļð™Đ 𝙜ð™Īð™Đð™Đ𝙖 𝙛𝙞ð™Ģ𝙙 ð™Ī𝙊ð™Đ 𝙗ð™Ū ð™Ļ𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ’ 𝙛ð™Ī𝙧 ð™Ļð™Īð™Ē𝙚ð™Đ𝙝𝙞ð™Ģ𝙜, ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™›ð™–ð™žð™§ð™Ąð™Ū ð™Ļð™Ēð™–ð™Ąð™Ą. via /r/memes https://ift.tt/33Les4X
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