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Alive, Being Alone, and Fire: IT ISE phantomemes: feel free to change things  ( such as pronouns )  as needed ! S M O K E  “ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but it never seems to end ”“ i feel a fire in the back of my throat ”“ don’t you try to run right now ”“ you’re killing me right now ”“ i love the things we do when it’s just me and you ” S T  .  P A T R I C K “ you give me something to talk about ”“ i need a miracle ”“ you’re a glimpse of bliss ”“ i know you’re gone now ”“ i think you’re an angel ” M Y  H O U S E “ you’re a cold air creeping in ”“ i heard you down the hall ”“ you walk around like you own the place ”“ guess it was all my fault ”“ think you’ve been making me sick ”“ darling  ,  you can’t stay ”“ i’m not yours anymore ”“ i think it’s time to get out ” H O L Y “ you’ve got it all wrong ”“ you put on a faith facade ”“ you’re simply lost ”“ simply calling out sins don’t bring you closer to god ”“ you’re just a ghost at most ”“ you’re all alone ”“ there’s no way that there’s weight in the words that you preach ”“ you’re shallow and empty and filled with regret ”“ i think that chest must be heavy from that cross on your neck ”“ don’t think i didn’t notice ” F I R E “ i watched you decay ”“ who’d you think you’d fool ? ”“ you can’t cheat death when you’re digging your own grave ”“ so go ahead  ,  you just drop dead ”“ you’re out of line ”“ your bridges are burning ”“ what you give is what you get ”“ you were a walking  ,  talking  ,  corpse at best ”“ it’s hard to find life in something that’s already died ” G H O S T S “ i’m the one with the ghosts in my bed ”“ they only come alive at night ”“ i’ll be fine in the daylight ”“ it’s my head not my heart that’s strayed ”“ i’m sorry i keep pushing you away ”“ i don’t wanna fight ”“ why can’t you stay ? ” L E T  T H E M  I N “ i wanna feel something ”“ i shouldn’t give in ”“ i let you win ”“ you struck a match and left me to burn ”“ i won’t let you in ”“ find a new place  ,  another space to invade ”“ all the walls are caving in ”

phantomemes: feel free to change things  ( such as pronouns )  as needed ! S M O K E  “ this is just a war in my head ”“ i give it time but ...

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Ass, Be Like, and Bless Up: Pic: reddit usullyTheEnglishLab @DrSmashlove Say bruv shout to u ladies leaving comments and sending me DMs asking when I’m finna start writing about Punani again. U know what bruv? U ladies wild lemme tell u why. Turn the tables. Just for a sec, turn the tables for me. What if I was in the comment section of your favorite betch account talmbout “PP PP PPs PLEASE! MEMES ON PPs, JOKES ON PPs, CAPTIONS ON PPs MEOW...RIGHT MEOW! WHAT DO WE WANT?? PP 🤗. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? NOW! PPbrigade TeamPP EggplantMafia 💪.” All u ladies in the comments would be like “Jesus what’s up with this Durs Mashlove nutcase constantly talking about PPs like let her post ads for strapless, backless pull-together bra’s that are useless after the first wear, framed maps that nobody needs, and $1 recurring subscription Ponzi scheme bracelets, and the occasional worn-out, not-even-funny-anymore, circa 2014 xeroxed-looking, light-blue-tint-for-no-reason trash can Meme about something dating-related but literally not even relatable by any sane, reasonably normal human — sheesh.” But nah. Hells nah. In Smashland if my ladies don’t get they weekly dose of Punani bruv I gotta hear about it. “What’s wrong smash why you G-rated now smash you used to be filthy smash you fell off smash where’s smash bring smash back.” *Dr. Evil voice* ALRIGHT ZIPPIT. ZIPPIT. ZIPPP. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...ExZIPPIT A. “Look I’m zippy longstocking” ZIPPIT 🤗. U need it. I’m like a boyfriend u can’t leave because the pipe too good - u gon come around regardless and u gon get this work regardless. REGARDLESS. I could post puppies only and three laughy emojis like Daquan and u STILL gon come back like a crack fiend BC U ADDICTED MAMA U LOVEEEEE IT. U STUCK WITH ME. BE PATIENT. PUNANI POST SOON COME STAY CHUNE. (Nah but keep the aggression coming. It’s nothing more attractive than a sassy, damn near tyrannical-ass crazy tyrannosaurus woman barking orders at me. It floats my boat. Go head with them short arms and pointy chompers Mama let’s make a happy home together and call it Jurassic Park (“is this West Indian lilac? Are you sure?” 🤔). Love y’all. Don’t change. DON’T CHANGE UNLESS IF IT’S TO GET CLOSER TO GOD BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂).

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Animals, Church, and Dude: themountainwillmove: cutevictim Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he'd vote conservative. l'll wait. THIS <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wingedphantomthief.tumblr.com/post/87755317014/okay-like-i-see-where-youre-coming-from-but">wingedphantomthief</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Okay, like, I see where you’re coming from, but some of these facts are taking things a bit out of context? And when making a point about something, the facts should be right.</p> <p><strong>Jesus wasn’t <em>really</em> homeless</strong>. It is suggested <a href="http://ntweblog.blogspot.com/2006/03/did-jesus-have-house-in-capernaum.html" title="Have an article">he could have had his own house</a> since he was a carpenter up until he turned 30 and began his ministry. And he was a Rabbi. And according to the culture, when he wandered there would be homes open to him and his disciples to stay at when they could or were near friends. Especially considering his popularity at the start of his ministry. (See <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=matthew+8%3A14-15&amp;version=NIV" title="Matthew 8:14-15">Peter’s mother-in-law</a> and <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+11" title="John 11">Lazareth</a> for a couple examples.)</p> <p><strong>I… don’t remember anything about him being an anarchist…</strong> he said things such as “<a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+12%3A13-17&amp;version=NIV" title="Mark 12:13-17">Give to Caesar what is Caesar’s</a>&ldquo; talking about giving taxes and made no attempt to change the government that I remember. He was mostly concerned with the dealings inside the church and the hypocrisy of the Pharisees. In fact, a lot of people thought he came to bring down the Roman government and were super excited, but that wasn’t his mission. It was to spread his ministry and die at the cross before rising again. He really didn’t do anything about the government. <strong><a href="http://www.whatchristianswanttoknow.com/bible-verses-about-respect-20-helpful-quotes/" title="List of Verses">The Bible actually says a lot about respecting and obeying</a></strong> (as long as it doesn’t contradict God’s commands)<strong> authority</strong> - family or government.</p> <p><strong>Protests?</strong> You mean that one time he got upset at a temple because the leaders were forcing people to buy their animals for sacrifices instead of being allowed to use their own, therefore using God as a way to make money? It wasn’t really a protest. It was more him flipping tables and throwing people out from righteous anger. And the most “protesting” he did was trying to educate the leaders of the church using the Old Testament manuscripts. I don’t remember another time he organized a legit protest… against anyone…</p> <p><strong>Advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth?</strong> I don’t remember that topic in his ministry. I mean, he healed people, but that wasn’t the point of his ministry, and at times he even refused to keep healing people because that’s all they cared about and they cared nothing about what he was teaching. He’s also never seen asking for money from people while traveling.</p> <p><strong>If you’re referring to letters of the epistles</strong>, those were telling the church to mostly look after other believers first, and that it should be because they want to. <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=acts+4%3A33-35&amp;version=NIV" title="Acts 4:33-35"><em><strong>It would be the individual’s responsibility</strong></em></a> to pay for other’s medical needs and well-being, <em><strong>not the governments</strong></em>. And the Bible only supports redistribution of wealth from what people offer to give. Not what they’re forced to give. The Bible cares largely about a person’s heart over their actions. Also, it wasn’t the wealthy who gave. <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Corinthians+8%3A1-2&amp;version=NIV" title="2 Corinthians 8:1-2">It was mostly those who were already poor but wanted to help</a> that were “distributing their wealth”.</p> <p><strong>He wasn’t really arrested for terrorism</strong>. He was also not executed for crimes against the state. <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+27%3A11-26&amp;version=NKJV" title="Pilate">The political leaders</a> he was sent to for judging saw him guilty of nothing, but the Jewish people didn’t like him (as he claimed to be God and <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+26%3A57-67&amp;version=NKJV" title="Matthew 26:57-67">that was blasphemy</a> and he was challenging their hypocrisy and understanding of the scripture, showing them it was about the heart rather than the law) and were a large population in the empire, so the leaders didn’t want to make them upset, so they let him be executed to stop them from getting upset at Rome. It was the people that wanted him killed, not the political leaders. They actually thought he was a pretty cool dude. </p> <p><strong>I’m not saying those aren’t problems today that need to be addressed</strong>, but using Jesus as an example might not be the best choice. He didn’t come so much for physical needs as much as spiritual ones, and would be willing to let you have a terrible physical life if it would bring you closer to God and depending on him. After all, he <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+10%3A19-22&amp;version=ESV">told his believers they would have a sucky life</a> since he did, and he’s God. He was pretty radical, but not in those ways.</p> </blockquote> <p>LOLZ at people rewriting the story of Jesus to for a progressive narrative. I highly doubt Jesus would have ascribed himself to a political party at all. That&rsquo;s not really what he was about.</p>

wingedphantomthief: Okay, like, I see where you’re coming from, but some of these facts are taking things a bit out of context? And when ma...

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