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Throwback Thursday w- @zulufucxs On February 17, 1974, at 2 A.M. an Army PFC named Robert K. Preston lost his fucking mind and stole a U.S. Army Bell UH-1 helicopter from Fort Meade, Maryland and flew that motherfucker to damn Washington, D.C. YouHaveLostYourFuckingMindHardcharger OhHellFuckingNo OhIsThatRight WeJustWannaStealFuckingHelicopters GoodToFuckingGo Once he got to D.C. he yanked and banked his happy ass on over to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and hovered for six minutes over the White House. Let me say that shit one more time with some stank on it. HE HOVERED OVER THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE FOR SIX MINUTES YouGotSomeFuckingBallsOnYouKid WhoTheFuckWereHisNCOsTho After he was done smokinโ€™ and fuckinโ€™ jokinโ€™ over the White House he descended on the south lawn, about 100 yards from the fucking West Wing DontMindMe LegHanginOutThePhantom No one could believe anyone would be that fucking stupid or crazy so there was no initial attempt from the Executive Protective Service to light his helicopter the fuck up so he took off and this time was chased by two Maryland State Police helicopters. Preston gorilla pimped one of the police helicopters out of the sky by maneuvering his helo like it was a fuckinโ€™ 87 Monte Carlo on fuckin 22s TwentyTwinTwinNiiigguuhhhh and then returned to the White House. This time, as he hovered above the south grounds, the Executive Protective Service lit his ass up with shottys and sub machine guns. DamnSon ThatYoAssBoi Preston caught a little bit of that work but it didnโ€™t really faze him and he finally landed the helo. When they took the young homie Preston into custody he said he was heated because they didn't let him continue training to fly helos so he had to show out. Pilots get mad pussy and Preston was trying to get on that level so he wanted to prove he had enough skill to earn his wings. OkIseeYouPreston GoodInitiativeBadJudgement He spent 1 year in prison, got fined $2400, received a general discharge and was awarded triple OG status for being the most belligerent fucking PFC in the history of the Army. OAF TBT ZeroFucks OAFNation: PFC Preston smiling while being led into a patrol car Throwback Thursday w- @zulufucxs On February 17, 1974, at 2 A.M. an Army PFC named Robert K. Preston lost his fucking mind and stole a U.S. Army Bell UH-1 helicopter from Fort Meade, Maryland and flew that motherfucker to damn Washington, D.C. YouHaveLostYourFuckingMindHardcharger OhHellFuckingNo OhIsThatRight WeJustWannaStealFuckingHelicopters GoodToFuckingGo Once he got to D.C. he yanked and banked his happy ass on over to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and hovered for six minutes over the White House. Let me say that shit one more time with some stank on it. HE HOVERED OVER THE FUCKING WHITE HOUSE FOR SIX MINUTES YouGotSomeFuckingBallsOnYouKid WhoTheFuckWereHisNCOsTho After he was done smokinโ€™ and fuckinโ€™ jokinโ€™ over the White House he descended on the south lawn, about 100 yards from the fucking West Wing DontMindMe LegHanginOutThePhantom No one could believe anyone would be that fucking stupid or crazy so there was no initial attempt from the Executive Protective Service to light his helicopter the fuck up so he took off and this time was chased by two Maryland State Police helicopters. Preston gorilla pimped one of the police helicopters out of the sky by maneuvering his helo like it was a fuckinโ€™ 87 Monte Carlo on fuckin 22s TwentyTwinTwinNiiigguuhhhh and then returned to the White House. This time, as he hovered above the south grounds, the Executive Protective Service lit his ass up with shottys and sub machine guns. DamnSon ThatYoAssBoi Preston caught a little bit of that work but it didnโ€™t really faze him and he finally landed the helo. When they took the young homie Preston into custody he said he was heated because they didn't let him continue training to fly helos so he had to show out. Pilots get mad pussy and Preston was trying to get on that level so he wanted to prove he had enough skill to earn his wings. OkIseeYouPreston GoodInitiativeBadJudgement He spent 1 year in prison, got fined $2400, received a general discharge and was awarded triple OG status for being the most belligerent fucking PFC in the history of the Army. OAF TBT ZeroFucks OAFNation
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Now one of my followers read my last caption and asked "smash what if I use my mirrors to back into spots??" Well baby I'm glad you asked. See this type of woman is very dangerous. Very very dangerous. If she can back into a spot, she got other life skills. She could change oil. She could change a flat tire. She could change a damn transmission with her bare hands. I had a ex like this. Tattooed young ting who worked as a waitress, she was feminine AF. When I closed her bedroom door she didn't like how it rubbed the door frame. Tell me why did homegirl take apart the two hinges, LIFT THE DOOR OFF THE FRAME, fix the hinges, AND PUT THE DOOR BACK. I was like "aye lemme help you with the door baby" she look at me dead ass like "IT'S HOLLOW - I GOT IT" and she maneuvering this big ass door bigger than her. Men - lemme tell u some shit, and I want u to remember this - u have never seen something crazier than a lil ass woman doing manual labor in only panties while her boobies flail about as she hammer and screw shit in. It's a wondrous thing, it truly is. So with that said, shout to u girls that's handy. Hands on. Elbow grease. (There's a saying that involves elbow grease because the old white men I work with say it all the time but I still don't know what it mean so when people talk about fixing shit, I just say "elbow grease" to fit in. I hope I used that correctly? Who knows ๐Ÿค”). In any event shout to u girls who cocoa butter your bodies but also have elbow grease. Bring your greasy ass here girl let's have chirren - I fux with your handiness, ol Bob-Villa-as-a-pretty-woman lookin ass ๐Ÿค—. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚: Blue heeler puppy Dr Smashlove Now one of my followers read my last caption and asked "smash what if I use my mirrors to back into spots??" Well baby I'm glad you asked. See this type of woman is very dangerous. Very very dangerous. If she can back into a spot, she got other life skills. She could change oil. She could change a flat tire. She could change a damn transmission with her bare hands. I had a ex like this. Tattooed young ting who worked as a waitress, she was feminine AF. When I closed her bedroom door she didn't like how it rubbed the door frame. Tell me why did homegirl take apart the two hinges, LIFT THE DOOR OFF THE FRAME, fix the hinges, AND PUT THE DOOR BACK. I was like "aye lemme help you with the door baby" she look at me dead ass like "IT'S HOLLOW - I GOT IT" and she maneuvering this big ass door bigger than her. Men - lemme tell u some shit, and I want u to remember this - u have never seen something crazier than a lil ass woman doing manual labor in only panties while her boobies flail about as she hammer and screw shit in. It's a wondrous thing, it truly is. So with that said, shout to u girls that's handy. Hands on. Elbow grease. (There's a saying that involves elbow grease because the old white men I work with say it all the time but I still don't know what it mean so when people talk about fixing shit, I just say "elbow grease" to fit in. I hope I used that correctly? Who knows ๐Ÿค”). In any event shout to u girls who cocoa butter your bodies but also have elbow grease. Bring your greasy ass here girl let's have chirren - I fux with your handiness, ol Bob-Villa-as-a-pretty-woman lookin ass ๐Ÿค—. Bless up! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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