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Family, Fucking, and Hockey: PLAYER OF THE GAME Cat on the ice during pregame Wendy's NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs-First Round NBA CSN captainekmanlarsson: shinethewaythrough: angryblackman: hokuto-ju-no-ken: unicornlordart: the-entire-furry-fandom: No, wait you don’t understand.  That cat became an icon THIS MONTH AND IS STILL ONE. that’s Jo-Pawveski, a stray who wandered onto the ice and past the nashville predators bench during round 2 of playoffs. They eventually picked her up and sent her to the humane society. Here she is. The SAN JOSE SHARKS won that game and attributed it to her, naming her after the Sharks captain: Joe Pavelski. When they found out she was a girl, they changed her name to Jo instead of Joe. She became an instant good luck charm after that as the Sharks won every game at home that series and moved onto round three. Since then, every game, they stack pucks and stick a idol to Jo for luck. This little cat has had merchendise made out of her. She’s literally almost replaced SJ sharkie as maschot of the team. I mean. I’m not making this up. I HAVE A RALLY TOWEL OF HER THEY GAVE OUT FOR GAME 1 OF THE 3RD ROUND. I OWN THIS FUCKING THING: FURRIES HAVE BEEN SHOWING UP DRESS AS HER.  She had her own livestream to check in on her. SHE’S IN THE PREGAME OPENING ANIMATION And so I know what you’re gonna say here. Well… what happened to Jo, though. Good news, This week, as Sharks made their first Stanley Cup, Jo and another Kitty were adopted.  And that kids, is the story of JO PAWVELSKI. The stray black cat of the San Jose Sharks.  I’m beaming with shark pride and I ain’t even that big into hockey @svartsvensk Didn’t a member of the team adopt her? Yes! Patrick Marleau’s family adopted her so now she’s Jo Marleau :)
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Definitely, Internet, and Interstellar: 31 1 11-14 1 2 1-1 )- 332 1 11 1 1 1131 311 1 21 1 61 2411 434411] foxy-mulder: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: inside-us-only-stars: icksie: im-the-swamp-witch: chavisory: invaderxan: mistyscience: The Wow! signal.  A signal sequence that lasted for 72 seconds in 1977 but has never been seen again. The signal appeared to come from a globular cluster in the Sagittarius constellation, but to this day no definite answer for where the signal originated can be given.   This signal… After numerous checks and re-checks, it’s been found to have definitely come from an extraterrestrial source. It was broadcast at 1420 MHz. This frequency isn’t used by Earth communications for science reasons. It’s a frequency which neutral hydrogen emits at in interstellar space and is useful in radio astronomy. Interestingly, emitting a strong signal at this frequency is a likely way to get someone’s attention if there’s anyone listening, because any other radio astronomers in the universe will definitely know of it and be making observations of it. That really is a very strong signal. Against the backgrounds, it looks to me like about 30 standard deviations (give or take). Actually, that globular cluster (M55) is just the closest object to the transmission’s source. It appeared to have come from a region of mostly empty space (though it’s worth remembering that distant red dwarfs or brown dwarfs could be too faint to be detectable). The astronomer who found this and scrawled “Wow!” on that printout was Jerry Ehman at the Big Ear radio telescope in Ohio. Credit where it’s due. Despite a lot of efforts, this kind of signal has only ever been recorded this one time. There’s a chance we may never know what it was. It is unlike any other kind of phenomenon ever observed in astronomy. The only logical scientific explanation is that it was one of two things: Either it was a completely unknown and incredibly rare astronomical phenomenon which modern astronomy is completely unaware of – or it was an intercepted alien transmission. There are no other possibilities. I really love the Wow! signal. Okay but what does it sound like? here you go, @im-the-swamp-witch That sound filled me with unearthly dread me, who talks about aliens just beaming me the fuck up all the time: wait hold up this shit is SCARY?! this sounds like dial-up internet
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Arthur, Family, and Fucking: "Arthur told me to wish you a happy seventeenth, Harry," said Mrs. Weasley, beaming at him. "He had to leave early for work, but he'll be back for dinner. That's our present on top." Harry sat down, took the square parcel she had indicated, and unwrapped it. Inside was a watch very like the one Mr. and Mrs. Weasley had given Ron for his seventeenth; it was gold, with stars circling around the face instead of hands. "It's traditional to give a wizard a watch when he comes of age." said Mrs. Weasley, watching him anxiously from beside the cooker "I'm afraid that one isn't new like Ron's, it was actually my brother Fabian's and he wasn't terribly careful with his possessions, it's a bit dented on the back, but" The rest of her speech was lost; Harry had got up and hugged her. He tried to put a lot of unsaid things into the hug and perhaps she understood them, because she patted his cheek clumsily when he released her, then waved her wand in a slightly random way, causing half a pack of bacon to flop out of the frying pan onto the floor. <p><a href="http://tlpursuit.tumblr.com/post/169959152264/rsasai-notanearlyadopter-marilynhanson" class="tumblr_blog">tlpursuit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://rsasai.tumblr.com/post/167146714808/notanearlyadopter-marilynhanson-this-means" class="tumblr_blog">rsasai</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://notanearlyadopter.tumblr.com/post/98354416164">notanearlyadopter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marilynhanson.tumblr.com/post/97255169732">marilynhanson</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this means so much to me. so much</p> </blockquote> <p>Okay but like actually this is the most thoughtful gift IN THE WHOLE WORLD.</p> <p>It might seem to make more sense to give Ron the precious family heirloom (remember that Molly’s brother Fabian died in the First Wizarding War; Molly has held onto his watch out of sentimentality since then). But Ron is the sixth son in his (canonically financially-struggling) family. He’s been forced into hand-me-downs his whole life. If he’d gotten the watch with a dent in the back, he wouldn’t have appreciated it; he’d only have seen the flaw. And if his mum bought Harry a new watch <i>instead </i>of getting Ron one, Ron would have resented that. A new watch was a worthwhile expense to get Ron a rare taste of the luxury and individual attention he has always craved.</p> <p>Harry, though. Harry has money; Harry has new things. What Harry does not have is family. Harry is an orphan. Other than one photo album and the invisibility cloak, he doesn’t have anything that came with family history attached. What Molly does here is give him that; she makes him part of the family, symbolically, by giving him an emotionally significant if physically imperfect item. She gives him love in a tangible form.</p> </blockquote> <p>This is why I will fight anyone who insults the Weasleys. </p> <p>Fucking fight me. </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="3240" data-orig-width="1998"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a99a5c04470cd4d3af261cc8f8ee543/tumblr_inline_p2wrwaTGDE1qb3fdn_500.jpg" data-orig-height="3240" data-orig-width="1998"/></figure><p>So I scribbled it. 🤷</p> </blockquote> <p>Aaaand now I’m about to cry</p>
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Beard, Bless Up, and Cookies: u/mr oberts 16d i.redd.it My wife does wedding flowers and occasionally gets to make flower collars for dogs. Here is Donna helping out by modeling @DrSmashlove Today I have reached the high point of my career, bruv. No I did not get a promotion. Nor did I get a raise. Did my title change? Also no. Corner office? No ma’am (thankfully my office-view is pretty dope as it is and for that I am thankful 🤲). Head of a group? Nuh uh. Something sweeter. Something more valuable. Something nearer and dearer to my heart. Today, dear friends, when the food services people (who are the real MVPs) set up my business lunch in the conference center (chicken breasts, fingerling potatoes, Brussels sprouts, salad, rolls and cookies...side note...fingerling? LMAO. Who invented this word? It’s like the daintiest, most petite finger. “Alice has the most adorable hands. They’re not even fingers...they’re fingerlings 🤗.” But I got big hands so what that make me? “Smash got bear paws, bruv. He ain’t een got fingers, he got ‘Fingertons’” 😩 ok imma donkey lemme stop). So anyway when I get to the room and they had lunch set up...THEY ALREADY PUT THE TABASCO AND SRIRACHA OUT THERE FOR ME 😥. I was so happy I was damn near beaming. A lump formed in my throat and a single tear trickled down my low, shaped beard. No more walk of shame to the supplies closet where they hide the seasonings so some of our more Caucasoidally-inclined clients don’t sustain any inadvertent burns (caucasoids I love yall and I know some of u are bout that spicy lifestyle but some of u might damn near cough out a lung out if we keeping it 600 lol.) The staff had my back. They knew that these negotiations are tough when I attempt to choke down a completely unseasoned chicken breast, as my esophagus will sometimes reject food that hasn’t been bathed in at least two or three different hot sauces. Today’s negotiation went wonderfully. I felt like I was skipping about the room in a tutu lmao pause. Anyway I feel like it’s not much more for me to do out here, bruv. I always felt like an outsider in this corporate ting, but today...I still feel like an outsider 🤗 LMAO BUT THEY HAD MY BACK WITH THE HOT SAUCE AND IMMA REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER. NEVER LOSE SIGHT OF THE LITTLE WINS. MamaWeMadeIt BLESS UP 🤗😂😂😂

Today I have reached the high point of my career, bruv. No I did not get a promotion. Nor did I get a raise. Did my title change? Also no. C...

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Memes, 🤖, and Powers: EXTERIOR INTERIOR IN RS 5201 SOUND SPECS Make sure you follow @carthrottlenews for more news in this format - The @audi RS 5 has landed, and it’s more significant than you’d think. The styling, a pretty big departure from what went before, sets the bar for the whole next generation of Audi products. Less Germanic and with a few more curves going on, it’s a bit of a looker. - A new 2.9-litre twin-turbo V6 is the spec sheet highlight, cranking out 443 hp at upwards of 6000rpm and a beefy 442lb-ft all the way from 1900rpm to 5000rpm. It’s going to be rapid in pretty much any gear. Audi also reckons that it sounds a lot like the original blown V6 in the B5 RS 4. Cool. - It uses a clever new variable-stroke technology that shortens the compression stroke relative to the power stroke, increasing efficiency via witchcraft and-or optimistic marketing. It also nicks the ‘hot vee’ layout pioneered by the Mercedes F1 car in 2014, where the turbos are located inside the two banks of cylinders. - The top speed can be limited to either 155mph or 174mph, and on the way there it can hit 62mph half a second quicker than the old RS5, at a frankly amazing 3.9 seconds. - But despite the extra performance, fuel economy is up to an official 32.5mpg and emissions are down to 197g-km, helped by a weight loss of up to 60kg depending on final spec. It’s 74mm longer than before, though, and will most likely need the 20-inch wheel options to balance its proportions out. Meagre 19s are standard beneath the arches, which have been flared by an extra 15mm. - Of course, it’s quattro-only, and as far as we can tell it’s never going to have a manual gearbox option. An eight-speed Tiptronic is your lot. The car will be rammed with technology, though, like optional Matrix LED headlights that can maintain main beam (allegedly) without dazzling anyone. - As you’d expect, there are options for Internet connectivity, a WiFi hotspot, Apple CarPlay and Android Auto compatibility, there’s a multi-function touchpad and buyers can spec the Virtual Cockpit from the TT.
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Memes, Ultralight Beam, and 🤖: i laughed harder than i should have at this picture Dr Smash love DOLPHIN WA Alliance www. dolphins atchaliance.org See Bruh a lot of people throw around this concept that "I'm broken", "she's broken", "he's hopeless - he's broken." That someone has either experienced something, or has some characteristic, that disqualifies them as a properly-functioning human. Listen to me: we don't abide this. Never. This is not how God made us - so that someone can scratch us and it ruins us forever. We reject this. Everyone - I don't care who - EVERYONE - is capable of redemption. Everyone is capable of salvation. Everyone is capable of the ecstasy of tasting the Divine. Like Kirk Franklin said on Kanye's 'Ultralight Beam': "You can never go too far - when you can't come back home again!" This is the truth I believe in. Whatever you've been thru - nicked, scratched, cut deep, wounded, maybe you really been thru it and lost a limb - all of it is part of your fabric but it doesn't define you. Don't ever let yourself be reduced to a painful moment. Your spirit is so much more beautiful. You are not broken. You are perfect. There is so much more in store for you. You get me? More blessings, more spirituality, more Divinity in our hearts - don't get hung up on organized religion - seek the Truth with sincerity and it will pour forth. Do you get me! Bless up ❤

See Bruh a lot of people throw around this concept that "I'm broken", "she's broken", "he's hopeless - he's broken." That someone has either...

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