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Definitely, Friends, and God: AT&T 41 ,d 16%. 1:16AM bulbubsaur Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like "Your girlfriend dumped you because you're ugly" that's nice tim isn't it past ur bedtime autistictesla also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they're being said to u by an annoying backseat driver "drive into that pole" thanks karen or i could not do that emmmpty Perfect heroscafe you can also pretend that the Super Paranoid thoughts are being said by that conspiracy theorist in your history class "maybe they poisoned you" maybe you should fuck of, geoffrey-with-a-g glampersand OHH MAN I DO THIS SHIT EVERY DAY dapperpea My favorite for intrusive anxious thoughts is to pretend Spock's behind you with an answer "did I lock the door captain you have locked the door every day for over ten years, and it is very hard for most people to break even subconscious habits, so you most definitely locked the door zetsubonna I told my new psychiatrist about how I learned this from y'all and his eyes lit up. He didn't smile but he did nod a whole bunch of times, it was great. merelyimmortal I like to pretend that my intrusive thoughts are being said to me by a super uptight religious white lady "god hates you because you don't believe in him your failures are too great to be forgiven by anyone "everything you do is wrong and you are going to burn in hell" thanks for the input brenda but fuck right off thatoneqprblog I would just like to say that I love you all for this idea. disabledfeministvoice Reblogging this for a friend. krabbydon "you're a parasite on society at large and your friends in specific-" fuck off greg lupinatic You can also pretend you're resisting the Imperius curse, I do that sometimes. Next time you go past the deep fryer, stick your hands right in the hot oil." "Why? Stupid thing to do really. No, I don't think I will, thanks." thewolfisfighting I'm going to queue this forever since it's a coping mechanism that might actually help me and i keep forgetting about it <p>Some good coping strategies :)</p>

Some good coping strategies :)

Bad, Fucking, and Lol: Can I ask you something? Yeah Why didnt we have sex last night...? I'm not really sure. Just didn't feel like it. That bad? It kind of pissed me off because I took a good 2 hours out of my time to get all ready, shave my legs, and what not.... I'm actually super fucking pissed I wasted 2 hours of my time getting ready for nothing "Didnt feel like it"? Um okay? Well I did so? I literally kept giving you hints and was trying all night???? I just didn't want to. Sorry bout it lol. What's the big deal? It's just sex The big fucking deal is I wanted to, and you shouldve had sex with me. Are you fucking gay or something? Is that the big deal you didnt do it? Well I'm not gay. I just didn't want to. My choice to decide that. Get over it THE BIG DEAL IS I WASTED 2 HOURS... OKAY FUCK THAT A WHOLE NIGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU and you just "didnt want to". Like whats the issue? Are actually gay and lying? Am I that fucking hideous? NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO WHIP YOUR DICK OUT??? Is it broken? No? Okay so whats the actual issue? No vou're attractive. I just didn't No you're attractive. I just didn't want to. I'm not gay, you need to calm down. What the hells your issue? I thought you were cool, guess not. No means no I don't need a reason Okay no means no when I say it, but I said yes so is your dick little I mean??? Give me ACTUAL reasons. Well I'm well endowed, not that it's any of your business. Listen, I don't need reasons. How hypocritical of you Rape is only rape for women, got it Basically. And okay THEN IM NOT UNDERSTANDING AN ACTUAL REASON WHY? I fucking wanted to, I wasted my fucking time getting all fucking Text Message Send <p><a href="https://alex--lies.tumblr.com/post/169755874474/i-think-two-guys-typedstaged-this-the-lies" class="tumblr_blog">alex&ndash;lies</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I think two guys typed/staged this. The lies. </p></blockquote> <p>Is that thought based on anything other than your unwillingness to except that women can be just as bad as men when it comes to sex pressure?</p>

alex–lies: I think two guys typed/staged this. The lies. Is that thought based on anything other than your unwillingness to except that w...

Best Friend, Death Star, and Fucking: Unknon to Kenobi, he was also being rigorousy hunted red several Jedi in order to ind Kennhis whereakouts, and sparing no expense to do so. This would work to Vader's disadvantage, however thefeelofavideogame oloontherocks notanotherreylobl ebaconsandwichofre azumarikO l he was on TATOOINE you fucking loser Obi-Wan can find an invisible planet hidden by a devious Sith Lord, Anakin can't find his ex-best friend on his own home planet while the guy is still using his own damn name I know we give Obi-wan a lot of shit for leaving Luke with his real surname but Anakin really is that stupid the perfect hiding place: the sandiest fucking planet that anakin would never set foot on again i'd like to remind everyone again that it's literally canon that Vader can't step foot on Tatooine because the desert gets into his creaky old man robot joints and makes his suit break down aka the sand is coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere i dont li ke sand okay but what if everyone was like vader, kenobi's on tattooine he's obviously on tattooine. he's been there for years. he's just right fucking there, we all know it. and vader is just desperately shaking down jedi like they're magic eight-balls and he wants a better fortune. like no i don't like that try again kenobi's just sitting there in his pile of sand like a smug fucking bastard. he doesn't need to hide jack shit. he went to the tattooine board of tourism and got them to print up flyers that say COME TO TATTOOINE, WE HAVE SAND' and luke is probably going to be safe until his midlife fucking crisis at this rate palpatine finds vader aimlessly checking behind pieces of furniture in some shitty space motel on kamino he's on tattooine, palpatine says nuh uh, vader says, and peers under a couch. they built the entire death star just to blow up tatooine cause vader refuses to go there <p><a href="http://scifiseries.tumblr.com/post/164304087765/kenobi-analysis" class="tumblr_blog">scifiseries</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Kenobi analysis</p></blockquote>

scifiseries: Kenobi analysis

Batman, Dude, and Head: AND AS SOON AS WE GRT THE Suh-Buh- Buh-Buh Buh I MEANN BABYMAN BATMAN BATMAN T MEAN, BATMAN BABY YOU ALL KNOW WHO I AM. YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN DO. BUT T'M HOLDING A SMALL CHILD HERE. AND IF YOU MAKE ME DO ANYTHING THAT COULD POSSIBLY ENDANGER THIS BABY. OU WILL BE VERY, VERY SORRY. FOREVER NO PROBLEM, MAN WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR THE COPS, OKAY? YEAH, OKAY I GOT ONE HERE YOU CAN HAVE, TOO. BATMAN EXCUSE ME? DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TO HOLD A BABY 7 SHE'S RIGHT, DUDE. YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT THE HEAD A LITTLE MORE. BABIES DON'T HAVE MUCH IN THE WAY OF NECK MUSCLES, YOU KNOW " YON. AND YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER EITHER. ALL OF THIS ? OKAY, THIS SHOULD PRETTY MUCH DO IT SURE. YOU NEED DIAPERS, WIPES, MAYBE A LITTLE LOTION PLUS T PICKED UP A BOTTLE AND SOME FORMULA FOR THE BABY. SPEND HOME HEY, THANKS FORMULA WELL, I FIGURED, YOU DIDN'T BABY, YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T IT ON A CAB RIDE KNOW ABOUT CHANGING THEE HAVE ANYTHING FOR HIM TO EAT HERE'S YOUR CHANGE. AND YOU KNOW, TOO NO, THANK YOU I6) AND THAT'S AND NOW JUST PULL UP THE LITTLE TABS AND ATTACH THEM ITIS DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE WITH THIS PROCEDURE NOm IS THE WATER THE CORRECT TEMPERATURE? AS WELL I THINK SO. NO, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. THANK YOU, ALFRED EXCELLENT THEN YOU ARE READY TO FEED THE BABY. WE'LL BOTH BE JUST FINE <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teapotsahoy.tumblr.com/post/114829378896">teapotsahoy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teland.tumblr.com/post/114509437626">teland</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wcreaf.tumblr.com/post/113741445541">wcreaf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zatannawayne.tumblr.com/post/111073852065">zatannawayne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You will be very, very sorry…. Forever.</p> <p><i><b>Gotham Adventures #26</b></i></p> </blockquote> <p>This should be the new “is your Batman remotely like Batman” test. Can your version of Batman be caring enough to hold and care for a small child, yet still menace four criminals into surrendering, and even then still not be scary enough that a civilian can just go up to him and say “hey you holding that baby wrong, you clearly do not know what you’re doing. Let me help.” And he accepts her help, doesn’t try pretend he doesn’t need help because it’d hurt his image. </p> <p>That’s Batman.</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^</p> <p>THIS<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>Imagine a world where they went this direction with cinematic Batman, instead of “very grim oatmeal”</p> </blockquote>

teapotsahoy: teland: wcreaf: zatannawayne: You will be very, very sorry…. Forever. Gotham Adventures #26 This should be the new “is you...