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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: kitfisto sandy cheeks would've voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch thecouchwitch Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this. varkarrus mr krabs would've voted trump lishadra Mr Krabs absolutely would've voted trump Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand Plankton would've voted Trump You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it. arcon Bubble Bass Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God. Dammit. Fuck the-collecting-turnip Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump fgsshinyhoard okay im just gonna put down my things here Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him Krabs would never respect a guy who bankrupted himself four times, he would not vote for him Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist receiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him. Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field Patrick can't spell so he couldn't vote for anyone Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate "bad words" during their campaign. Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point. Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person. Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he's a wealthy narcissist. Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote ohdebt Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can't convince me otherwise Things are heating up in the spongebob fandom (no political discourse allowed in the comments)
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Ass, Bad, and Bitch: c3po sandy cheeks would ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this. varkarrus mr krabs would've voted trump lishadra Mr Krabs absolutely would've voted trump. Mr. Krabs would not have voted for Trump because Mr. Krabs earned most of his money through hard work (and being a cheapskate and get rich quick schemes but those still require some effort on his part) whereas Trump inherited most of his wealth and thinks a million dollars is a small loan, Mr. Krabs would consider him an insult to richness for which he could not stand Plankton would've voted Trump. You think he needs competition taking over the world? Face it folks. No one on Spongebob would vote for Trump. None of them. Face it. legarcon Bubble Bass Shit. Dammit. Goddammit. Shit. God Dammit. Fuck. the-collecting-turnip Squilliam Fancyson would vote for Trump fgsshinyhoard okay im just gonna put down my things here Plankton would not want competition, he would not vote for him Krabs would never respect a guy who upted not vote for him himself four times, he would Sandy Cheeks is an independent scientist re- ceiving grants from academies to further her research in foreign lands, so she would never vote for him. Also, she would never respect a man who made such sexist comments since Spongebob did that once (to motivate his pet snail like a traditional sports coach) and she kicked HIS ass over a fucking field. Patrick can't spell so he couldn't vote for anyone Spongebob is too nice and would never vote for anyone who used such inappropriate "bad words" during their campaign. Squidward is too lazy and defeatist to even vote because he thinks there would be no point. Pearl is a teenager and therefore too young to vote Larry Lobster is a trained medic and custodian and would not vote for anyone that crippled such services. Bubble Bass WOULD vote for him because Bass is an arrogant self-entitled prick who enjoys deceiving others just for the sake of humiliating them, and would approve of such a person. Squilliam Fancyson would also vote for him because he's a wealthy narcissist. Mrs. Puff has a criminal record and is therefore not eligible to vote ohdebt Squidward is a full time minimum wage retail worker who is pro-union and anti-capitalist, and also a firm supporter and member of the fine arts community. He would actively vote against Trump, defeatist or not, and you can't convince me otherwise Gary is a snail, which is seemingly the cat of the Spongebob universe, so he can't vote. However, Gary is more intelligent than almost every character on that show, and would never vote for Trump if he could Source: c3po #i fucking died # she has a record 332,823 notes Squidward is a socialist Change My Mindtm
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Apple, God, and Iphone: Ladies with iPhones!!! lf you re ever in a dangerous or unsafe situation, press the lock button on your phone 5 times in a row, you'll get this screen. Swipe the SOS, your GPS will send a ping to the nearest police station and an officer will be dispatched. RT TO SAVE A LIFE slide to power off SOS Emergency SOS Cancel <p><a href="http://thefireflii.tumblr.com/post/169526771624" class="tumblr_blog">thefireflii</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://gaia06.tumblr.com/post/169525028993/good-to-know" class="tumblr_blog">gaia06</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Good to know</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="304" data-orig-height="175" class="tmblr-full"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f5bb1161cb1c051e6a213cb26fcc5616/tumblr_inline_p2bknxznPb1rkcxj0_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="304" data-orig-height="175"/></figure><h2><b>THERE IS FALSE INFORMATION HERE!!!!</b></h2> <p>No one on this site fact checks, jeez.</p> <p>1. First of all, <b>the emergency SOS only works for phones with iOS 11</b>. This means any phone older than 5S or that haven’t upgraded to iOS 11 <b>DON’T HAVE THIS FEATURE.</b><br/>2. How you bring up the emergency SOS is <b>different depending on your phone and country</b>.</p> <ul><li>iPhone X, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus: press and hold lock button <b>and</b> one of the volume buttons</li> <li>iPhone 7 or earlier: press lock button 5 times (in India, you only need to press it 3 times)</li> </ul><h2> <b>3. It does NOT send an alert to the police station, and it does NOT dispatch an officer!!!!!!</b><b> The emergency SOS contacts the people you put ON YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACTS. IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE. IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE HOSPITAL. IT WILL NOT BRING AN AMBULANCE. IT WILL NOT DISPATCH A POLICE OFFICER. YOU CANNOT ADD EMERGENCY SERVICES AS AN SOS CONTACT. IT IS A PERSON YOU HAVE IN YOUR CONTACTS THAT YOU PUT AS ONE OF YOUR EMERGENCY CONTACTS.</b> </h2> <p><b>READ THIS AGAIN.</b></p> <h2><b>IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE.</b></h2> <h2><b>IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE.</b></h2> <h2><b>IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE.</b></h2> <h2><b>IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE.</b></h2> <h2><b>IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE.</b></h2> <h2><b>IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE.</b></h2> <h2><b>IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE.</b></h2> <h2><b>IT DOES NOT CONTACT THE POLICE.</b></h2> <p>There might be more countries or regions as exceptions, but Apple has only mentioned China as an exception where you can choose to contact police, firefighters, or request an ambulance.<br/></p> <p>4. It only contacts your emergency contact <b>AFTER YOUR CALL ENDS</b>. It does NOT contact them before or AS you call. ONLY AFTER YOUR CALL ENDS. All it does is send them a text message of <b>your location</b>. <b>THAT IS ALL.</b></p> <p>Holy god this misinformation can be SO detrimental in a REAL emergency situation. THIS IS WHY YOU FACT CHECK. DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ WITHOUT CHECKING YOURSELF.<br/><b></b></p> <p>(<a href="https://support.apple.com/en-us/HT208076">source</a>)<br/></p> </blockquote>

thefireflii: gaia06: Good to know THERE IS FALSE INFORMATION HERE!!!! No one on this site fact checks, jeez. 1. First of all, the emergency ...

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Being Alone, Bad, and Club: THE GUEST BOOK I found this guest book in the house that lam staying at in the small coastal town of Manzanita, Oregon. DAY 1 -IMorale] is high-We just arrived house is nice, warm, full of family. Food is good, and beds are nice, a bit rainy and windy but fun all the same. Ithink I'm Igonna] like it here 3-Devirn DAY 2-That's odd, there was no one on the beach today, it seems extra quiet. The construction workers didn't show up today We stayed inside today because the sky only cleared twice for us to go outside, the thanksgiving dinner was great, but now we're almost out of food, haha my mom's going shopping tomorrow at least. Devin DAY 3 This is getting really weird, on her way to the store there was one around, the store was empty and seemed locked. Where is everyone?-Please contact DAY 4-Things are bad, Dad went scouting and never came back, now we're down to 1 car and it'sout of gas. Food and [morale] is low, tv and radios are down as well as the internet, oh God, where is everyone?-Devin DAY5-Electricity went out, we're practically starving. Please. anyone. [Coyotes] have invaded town, and they're aggressive. Nate went out the other day and didn't come back now we only go outside rarely and in pairsI think this is driving me crazy, rm not remembering things-Devin DAY 6-0h God, we're forgetting! everyone slowly, Ned forgot his name and mom forget she was ever married, what's happening to us?? Why amI writing these? Nevermind that, we need food badly!I would love to eat some... some...what do I want? I need to lie down.-Div... DAY 7-[Wherel, why? How? We're dropping like flies. Oscar wolke up this morning and didn't know how to walk Where's mom? Where's Nate? Where, where, where, where, oh Ged I'm losing it help PLEASE-D DAY 8 Iflyou're] reading this, it's too late for me, I barely remember why I am writing these, Send help, I beg you, it's only me noW.. Everyone else is gone or lost it. I don't remember why... Take care... went ourside, and lo and behold, no constraction workers during work hours on a Wednesday. No one on the beach elther I might add I'm alone, and just a tad worried <p><a href="http://laughoutloud-club.tumblr.com/post/166121238153/i-shouldnt-have-read-this" class="tumblr_blog">laughoutloud-club</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I Shouldn’t Have Read This</p></blockquote>

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Being Alone, Bad, and Club: THE GUEST BOOK I found this guest book in the house that lam staying at in the small coastal town of Manzanita, Oregon. DAY 1 -IMorale] is high-We just arrived house is nice, warm, full of family. Food is good, and beds are nice, a bit rainy and windy but fun all the same. Ithink I'm Igonna] like it here 3-Devirn DAY 2-That's odd, there was no one on the beach today, it seems extra quiet. The construction workers didn't show up today We stayed inside today because the sky only cleared twice for us to go outside, the thanksgiving dinner was great, but now we're almost out of food, haha my mom's going shopping tomorrow at least. Devin DAY 3 This is getting really weird, on her way to the store there was one around, the store was empty and seemed locked. Where is everyone?-Please contact DAY 4-Things are bad, Dad went scouting and never came back, now we're down to 1 car and it'sout of gas. Food and [morale] is low, tv and radios are down as well as the internet, oh God, where is everyone?-Devin DAY5-Electricity went out, we're practically starving. Please. anyone. [Coyotes] have invaded town, and they're aggressive. Nate went out the other day and didn't come back now we only go outside rarely and in pairsI think this is driving me crazy, rm not remembering things-Devin DAY 6-0h God, we're forgetting! everyone slowly, Ned forgot his name and mom forget she was ever married, what's happening to us?? Why amI writing these? Nevermind that, we need food badly!I would love to eat some... some...what do I want? I need to lie down.-Div... DAY 7-[Wherel, why? How? We're dropping like flies. Oscar wolke up this morning and didn't know how to walk Where's mom? Where's Nate? Where, where, where, where, oh Ged I'm losing it help PLEASE-D DAY 8 Iflyou're] reading this, it's too late for me, I barely remember why I am writing these, Send help, I beg you, it's only me noW.. Everyone else is gone or lost it. I don't remember why... Take care... went ourside, and lo and behold, no constraction workers during work hours on a Wednesday. No one on the beach elther I might add I'm alone, and just a tad worried laughoutloud-club: I Shouldn’t Have Read This

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Alive, Celtic, and Check Yourself: Common Core? 6th Graders Taught How to Use Strap-On Dildo <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/165199784057/celtic-tactical-libertarian-lady" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://celtic-tactical.tumblr.com/post/165199449276/libertarian-lady-ecarretsamcp" class="tumblr_blog">celtic-tactical</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/165199023797/ecarretsamcp-dorararararararararararandchill" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://ecarretsamcp.tumblr.com/post/165198603900/dorararararararararararandchill-epicdoubletap" class="tumblr_blog">ecarretsamcp</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://dorararararararararararandchill.tumblr.com/post/165198055692/epicdoubletap-swarfs-wolverinedoc68w" class="tumblr_blog">dorararararararararararandchill</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://epicdoubletap.tumblr.com/post/165186909935/swarfs-wolverinedoc68w-davidjones78j" class="tumblr_blog">epicdoubletap</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://swarfs.tumblr.com/post/165173463689/wolverinedoc68w-davidjones78j-viper-2-4" class="tumblr_blog">swarfs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://wolverinedoc68w.tumblr.com/post/165173294754/davidjones78j-viper-2-4-cachecoo" class="tumblr_blog">wolverinedoc68w</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://davidjones78j.tumblr.com/post/165171494346/viper-2-4-cachecoo-this-woman-and" class="tumblr_blog">davidjones78j</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://viper-2-4.tumblr.com/post/165171016686/cachecoo-this-woman-and-everyone" class="tumblr_blog">viper-2-4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cachecoo.tumblr.com/post/165170529968" class="tumblr_blog">cachecoo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>🤔🤔🤔</p></blockquote> <p>This woman, and everyone involved in the planning and approval of this, should be publicly burned alive.</p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^^^^</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="516"><img width="516" height="410" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0c463512f0cfc830d86909c4c33d8802/tumblr_inline_ow1ov6Tmwu1uwuglq_540.jpg" data-orig-height="410" data-orig-width="516"/></figure></blockquote> <p>6th grade???</p> </blockquote> <p>Nope-<br/></p> <blockquote><p>The photographs displayed in the original article were not in fact pictures of a Florida substitute teacher named Sharon Mercer, but rather pictures of <a href="http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2009/09/27/sex_its_free_healthy_and_good_for_the_soul.html">Carlyle Jansen</a>,  the founder and owner of <a href="http://www.goodforher.com/">Good for Her</a> (a progressive, female-friendly sex store in Toronto, Ontario), who has upon occasion been invited to give talks about sexual health at Toronto-area high schools.  But Ms. Jansen told us that she also teaches sex ed classes for adult audiences, that the photographs displayed in the outrage-provoking article were snapped at a university-level (not a sixth grade) class, and that she “would not have done those positions and discussed strap-ons to that extent in a high school setting.” <br/></p></blockquote> </blockquote> <p>Narrative always wins</p> </blockquote> <p>Yank education </p> </blockquote> <p>Fact check yourself before you wreck yourself </p></blockquote> <p>People always make fun of liberals for jumping to conclusions. Turns out people are the same on both sides </p></blockquote> <p>Ive been saying that for ages and no one on the right wants to listen. They are the first to talk about triggered snowflakes then get pissed off because McDonalds put a rainbow on a box of fries or something. Both sides are the exact same, they have the same reactions just about different shit.</p></blockquote>
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