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Hulk And Jackie Chan?http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Who's your Zombie Apocalypse Team? Birthday Game Date of Birth Months 1. Louis CK . Lebron James Jan.- Feb. Mar. - Kenny Powers (Eastbound & Down) Jack Bauer (24) -Nancy Botwin (Weeds) Dr. Cal Lightman (Lie to me) - Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) Walter White (Breaking Bad) Dr. Gregory House (House) Ari Gold (Entourage) -Olivia Benson (Law & Order SVU) - Dexter Morgan (Dexter) Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones) - River Tam (Firefly) 2 .Bruce Willis 3.. .Snoop Dogg Scarlett Johansson 4.. Apr.- May- Jun.- Jul.- 5.. .Bill O'Reilly 6.. Doug Stanhope 7. .... ..Vin Diesel ..50 Cent 8. .... Aug. Sep. Oct- Nov. Dec.- 9. 10. .Clint Eastwood 11 ....Snooki 12. ..Skrillex Stephen Colbert Jason Statham Mike Tyson Natalie Portman .....Dave Grohl Jon Stewart 13. The Walking Dead Addictio 1. 16. 17. 18.. 19. 20.. Color of Shirt White-- Captain Jack Sparrow Black----- Batman Brown-- Sephiroth (FF7) Pink- *...... Chuck Norris Will Smith ..Tom Brady Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber Barrack Obama The Rock .Eminem Spiderman 21. 22. 23.. 24. 25.. 26.. 27. 28.. 29.. 30.. Red- Blue- Green- Purple- Gray- -- Darth Vader Yellow---- Link (Zelda) Orange-- Brock Smapson (Venture bros.) Multi-Color Striped- Harry Potter Multi-Color- Checkered- Peter Grifin No shirt on- Iron Man Gordan Freeman (Half life) Incredible Hulk Superman Angolina Jolie Jackie Chan . Mitt Romney .Kim Kardashian Lil Wayne - Bender (Futurama) 31.. The #2 most addicting site LOLBRARY.COM JACKIE CHAN? HULK AND (plus some lady from Weeds). Bring it on! TASTE OF AWESOME.COM You're probably better off not going to Hulk And Jackie Chan?http://omg-humor.tumblr.com

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I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS because I was born that way. 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I GOT KICKED OUT OF Walmart with Harry Potter because I'm a ninja. I win. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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By the godshttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Who's your Zombie Apocalypse Team? Birthday Game Date of Birth Months 1 . Louis CK 2. Lebron James 3 . Bruce Wilis - Kenny Powers (Eastbound & Down) Jack Bauer (24) - Nancy Botwin (Weeds) Dr. Cal Lightman (Lie to me) -Sheldon Cooper (Big Bang Theory) Walter White (Breaking Bad) Dr. Gregory House (House) Ari Gold (Entourage) - Olvia Benson (Law & Order SVU) - Dexter Morgan (Dexter) -Tyrion Lannister (Game of Thrones) Jan. Feb. Mar. Apr. May- Jun. . Snoop Dogg . Scarlett Johansson Bill O'Reilly ..... 5. 6. 7.. ... Doug Stanhope 8. 9. 10. .Clint Eastwood 11. 12.. 13. Jul. Vin Diesel .50 Cent Aug. Sep. Ot- Nov. Dec.-River Tam (Firefty) ........ Snooki Skrillex Stephen Colbert .Jason Statham Mike Tyson Natalie Portman The Walling Dead Addiction 15. 16. 17.. 18.. Color of Shirt ..Dave Grohl Jon Stewart Captain Jack Sparrow Batman White- Black- Brown- Pink- Red- Blue- Green- Purple- Gray--- Yellow- Orange-- Brock Smapson (Venture bros.) Multi-Color Striped Harry Potter Multi-Color- Checkered- Peter Grifin No shirt on- - Bender (Futurama) 19. .... Chuck Norris Sephiroth (FF7) Spiderman Iron Man Gordan Freeman (Half life) Incredible Hulk -Superman Darth Vader Link (Zelda) 20.. .Will Smith 21. .. Tom Brady 22.. Nicki Minaj Justin Bieber Barrack Obama 23.. 24. The Rock 25.. 26.. 27. 28.. 29.. .Eminem Angolina Jolie Jackie Chan . Mitt Romney 30. .Kim Kardashian Lil Wayne 31. LOLBRARY.COM The #2 most addicting site FUCK YEAH! Sheldon cooper, Bruce Wills and Gordan Freeman! 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM BY THE GODS Walter White, Chuck Norris and Superman 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM By the godshttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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George Get The Hose!http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence Step 1: your birthday month confused coie Step 2. your birthdate 1:Lord Voldemort 17: Barack Obama 18 Robert Pattinson 19 Mley Cynus 20 Eminem 21: Chuck Nomis 22 Usher Jaruary. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with 2 an old cat February: I look a shower with 3u Wayne March Ihave nightmares about 4 Taylor Swit 5adunk lady 6 the tooth fairy 7: my best triend 8ahomeless guy 9a monkey 10 a down 11: apuppet November. I went o McDonalds 12 adrug dealer 13 Hary Potter Apri: I punched May: Iicked June: I think I am July: I used to date August Ikiled September. I wrote a leter to Odober. Im deeply in love with 23 my buthing sul 24: a paper bag 25 Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my fuure husband 29 Nal Horan 14: a vacIAm deaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: Inamed my cat after 15 Santa Claus 16 my grandma Step 3: your shirfs colour mom red: because i smoked arack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a strpper. Deal with R o do yellow. because Im sexy ike that orange: because i love drama green because Im single pink because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy black because imaninja purple: because my ftiend told me to dots: because i folt keit no shirt because the voices in my head told me to cthers because i was dropped on the head as a child R d by P 221 fw I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. Banned in o countries TASTE OFAWESOME.COM FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site to I WENT TO MCDONALDS With an old cat because I rand out of other things to do. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site GEORGE GET THE HOSE! another caption chain! TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too George Get The Hose!http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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April, 20, blue/redhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate Step 1: your birthday month 1: Lord Voldemort 2 an old cat 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit 5:a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9:a monkey 10: a down Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Apri: I punched May: I icked June: I think I am July: I used to date August I killed September. I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29. Nall Horan 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma mom Step 3: your shirt's colour black because imaninja red: because i smoked crack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it. to do yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head gray. because i was homy purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt lke it no shirt because the voices in my head told me to as a child Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :) fny mabi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too APRIL, 20, BLUE/RED I punched Eminem because I smoked crack and have nothing better to do. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries April, 20, blue/redhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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I Took A Shower With http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 1: your birthday month January: I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9: a monkey 10: a down October: I'm deeply in love with 11: a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12:a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 14: a vacuum cleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Bieber's tar with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 3: your shirt's colour mom red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy no shirt because the voices in my head told me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child e ifunny.mobi Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for iFunny:) I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I Took A Shower With http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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July 31 Otherhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate Step 1: your birthday month 1: Lord Voldemort 2 an old cat 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit 5:a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9:a monkey 10: a down Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Apri: I punched May: I icked June: I think I am July: I used to date August I killed September. I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29. Nall Horan 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma mom Step 3: your shirt's colour black because imaninja red: because i smoked crack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it. to do yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head gray. because i was homy purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt lke it no shirt because the voices in my head told me to as a child Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :) fny mabi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too JULY 31 OTHER oh god why TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries July 31 Otherhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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Im a guy. Found it funny. Thought you might like it.omg-humor.tumblr.com: The Australian Pigeon Fancier Have you ever wondered why Men Are Just Happier People Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. We can be Prime Minister. We can never be pregnant. We can wear a white T-shirt to the beach. We can wear NO shirt to the beach. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We never have to drive to another service station restroom because this one is just too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. We do the same work, for more pay. Wrinkles give us character. Grey hair makes us distinguished. People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle our feet. We have one mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We know stuff about tanks. A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. We can open all our own jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite us, he or she can still be our friend. Our underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. We never have strap problems in public. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our face keeps its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. We only have to shave our face and neck. We can play with toys all our life, Our belly usually hides our big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look. We can "do" our nails with a pocket knife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. What would you expect from such simple creatures? The Australian Pigeon Fancier - Volume 51 No. 6 15 The Australian Pigeon Fancier CHECK OUT MEMEPIX.COM MEMEPIX.COM Im a guy. Found it funny. Thought you might like it.omg-humor.tumblr.com

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august, 1, bluehttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence Step 1: your birthday month confused coie Step 2. your birthdate 1:Lord Voldemort 17: Barack Obama 18 Robert Pattinson 19 Mley Cynus 20 Eminem 21: Chuck Nomis 22 Usher Jaruary. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with 2 an old cat February: I look a shower with 3u Wayne March Ihave nightmares about 4 Taylor Swit 5adunk lady 6 the tooth fairy 7: my best triend 8ahomeless guy 9a monkey 10 a down 11: apuppet November. I went o McDonalds 12 adrug dealer 13 Hary Potter Apri: I punched May: Iicked June: I think I am July: I used to date August Ikiled September. I wrote a leter to Odober. Im deeply in love with 23 my buthing sul 24: a paper bag 25 Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my fuure husband 29 Nal Horan 14: a vacIAm deaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: Inamed my cat after 15 Santa Claus 16 my grandma Step 3: your shirfs colour mom red: because i smoked arack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a strpper. Deal with R o do yellow. because Im sexy ike that orange: because i love drama green because Im single pink because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy black because imaninja purple: because my ftiend told me to dots: because i folt keit no shirt because the voices in my head told me to cthers because i was dropped on the head as a child R d by P 221 fw I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. Banned in o countries TASTE OFAWESOME.COM FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too APRIL, 20, BLUE/RED I punched Eminem because I smoked crack and have nothing better to do. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM Banned in O countries AUGUST, 1, BLUE Eat your heart out Harry Potter TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries august, 1, bluehttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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May 14, Other.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate Step 1: your birthday month 1: Lord Voldemort 2 an old cat 3: Li Wayne March: I have nightmares about 4: Taylor Swit 5:a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 9:a monkey 10: a down Ocdober: I'm deeply in love with 11:a puppet November: I went io McDonalds 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with Apri: I punched May: I icked June: I think I am July: I used to date August I killed September. I wrote a letter to 23: my bathing suit 24: a paper bag 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29. Nall Horan 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: I named my cat after 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma mom Step 3: your shirt's colour black because imaninja red: because i smoked crack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because ima stripper. Deal with it. to do yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink because i was bom that way others: because i was dropped on the head gray. because i was homy purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt lke it no shirt because the voices in my head told me to as a child Reimented by PurpleDino2021 for aF'unny :) fny mabi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries APRIL 16. GREEN SHIRT. I punched my grandma because I'm single. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site MAY 14, OTHER. Yep. That seems about right. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site May 14, Other.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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