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Animals, Bad, and Children: 61below tumblr Follow lovelylilpup prokopetz I've seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it's gotten me to thinking On the one hand, it's kind of fascinating that they know to do that. On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we've got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step "if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they'll fix the problem for no reason"? roachpatrol well, come to think of it, we're at the top of the food chain but we almost exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban environment because they're opportunistic and observant. and almost none of them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and chase them out of wherever we don't want them to be, but other animals are territorial too. but there's a number of situations where humans feed whoever's bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. 'a human got me but nothing bad happened' is a much more frequent thing than 'a human got me and tried to eat me anyway like, we're masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on to their kids. tsfennec It really is a weird, funny thing. Like yeah, technically they're predators, and they get pretty screamy, especially if you try to take any of their stuff... but given the chance it seems like they'd rather help us out and sometimes they'll just randomly give you food, so??? I mean, I guess in fairytales and myths we've got our fair share of stories about dangerous people/creatures who might well kill you or otherwise ruin your life but to whom people nonetheless turn for help in desperate circumstances. So it's not like the perspective is exactly a foreign thing to our own mindset, really It's just that, y'know, we can't actually go make a deal with the faeries when there's something we can't figure out Which brings me to an interesting thought about the ubiquitous rule about never eating the faery food lest you find yourself forever unsatisfied with anything in the human world- and the potential parallels to the dangers of feeding wildlife human food lest they become addicted and too tame and dependent to be safe for either themselves or us. Hmm.) sapphicaquarius Okay, but that last bit with the Fae... makes almost perfect sense Of the stories I've read, the food of the Fae, its origins and effects, are often strange and/or obscure- Just like our food to most animals. The Fae are strange beings that seem to know weird things that give them power or an edge over us.- Just like us to animals. The Fae work and live by strange rules also ofen nonsensical or obscure to us Just like us to animals. The Fae can easily obtain vast amounts of things we consider rare/precious/desireable, and have no problem with dishing it out wantonly for no other reason than amusement.- Just like us to animals. The Fae sometimes are amused by having us around, but only on their terms and IF it amuses/intrigues them.- Just like us to animals. GUYS, I SENSE A PATTERN.... -they have arcane social conventions and the punishment for not paying the correct respects right is banishment, if you're lucky, and death if you're not -they have wild and unexpected parties where you'd least expect to find them, but if you're bold enough to entertain them they'll feed you and caress you and play with you all night time runs strangely in their realm. their homes are summeriands: warm and bright, no matter the season. there is always fruit on their tables. but not everyone who comes in from the cold is let back out again. -their games are cruel and complex and unfair, but if you can beat them by their own rules you will access riches beyond imagining. sometimes they just fucking fuck with you, the fuckheads -they will absolutely steal your children away. when your children return-if they ever do-they will come back strange. they will know things they shouldn't. they won't know things that they should. your strange children might survive, might even prosper, might take wives and husbands and have children of their own but they will always be marked by their time away from your world. the price for pissing them off is always death. sometimes just you. sometimes your whole community if you are very good, and very smart, and very brave, they will grant your wish. oceaxereturns My eyes just got wider and wider the further down I read. 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Ariana Grande, Gif, and Love: ARIANA GRANDE WANTS TO BRING HER VICTORIOUS CO-STARS TOGETHER FOR A PROPER NEWS FINALE Start freaking the freak out, because a proper Victorious finale might finally be around the corner. Since Dan Schneider's hit Nickelodeon show ended four years ago, both the cast and fans alike have been unsatisfied with how the series concluded — mostly because it just ended, without any fanfare. In March 2016, Schneider teased fans, tweeting his show still had " Possibilities 😏." [Note: Nickelodeon and MTV News are both owned by Viacom.] — But since then, talk of an actual reunion — not just of the cast hanging out, although those instances are lovely — has ceased. That is, until Ariana Grande (Cat Valentine) basically started a Victorious revolution on Twitter this past Thursday (May 18). — What resulted was a Twitterstorm from literally every single main cast member, except Rex, since he's a puppet — and a "diva," as Victoria Justice (Tori Vega) described him. Unsurprisingly, everyone was totally, unapologetically down to reprise their Hollywood Arts characters, and made their feelings known online. — "Let's make it happen !," Leon Thomas III (Andre Harris) wrote, replying to Grande's initial tweet, while Justice and Elizabeth Gillies (Jade West) agreed Victorious needed a better finale. Meanwhile, Matt Bennett (Robbie Shapiro) urged Nickelodeon to "get it together," and Avan Jogia (Beck Oliver) stated, "I'd love to see all your smiling faces again." Plus, Daniella Monet (Trina Vega) urged Schneider to do it, Mikey Reid (Sinjin Van Cleef) expressed his excitement in GIF form, and even Eric Lange (Mr. Sikowitz) wanted in on the fun. Because seriously, how can you have a Victorious reunion without Sikowitz?! — But most importantly, Schneider was game. With the entire cast on board, hopefully they'll take time from their busy schedules and make it work. By Stacey Grant

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Love, Respect, and Target: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://radroachhd.tumblr.com/post/144434839815" target="_blank">radroachhd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>After a mission that took Samus weeks to finish she felt unfulfilled, unsatisfied. She knew she was meant for something else; to be used as a sexual object, abused and fucked into exhaustion. It felt so primitive, and so rewarding to get a hot sticky load for her insatiable lust. Luckily there were many stressed crew-members back at base that needed the kind of relief Samus wanted to offer.</p> <p>( I like to think shes getting tit-fucked by a big black futa cock but, to each their own)</p> <p>These pictures took me a couple days to finish but i’m pretty satisfied with this set. Thanks to <a href="http://lordaardvarksfm.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lordaardvarksfm</a> for the new Samus model, she will be used and abused; but don’t worry, she secretly likes it. </p> <p><a href="http://i.imgur.com/rItGD3r.jpg" target="_blank">Full size 1</a></p> <p><a href="http://i.imgur.com/hnuWhOP.jpg" target="_blank">Full size 2</a></p> <p><a href="http://i.imgur.com/sSp83Ys.jpg" target="_blank">Full size 3</a></p> <p><a href="http://i.imgur.com/d8NiTxq.jpg" target="_blank">Full size 4</a></p> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/a/EzgGu" target="_blank">Full album</a></p> <p>Also just wanted to say all my work is entirely fiction and is in no way intended to promote any real type of violence towards women. Respect the ladies, and tell your mom you love her :P</p> </blockquote>
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