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daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these. : daisyannewinchester: karadin: heads up! Never ever say yes before you identify who is on the other line. Some phrases you can use Hello This is xyz I am here How are you Who is this What’s up How can I help you What god do you serve Who is your master Speak now or forever hold your peace What do you want You have reached a life model decoy of [your name] please leave a message. And if its urgent, leave it urgently. Beep. Then hang up What’s bracken bro, how you livin My names Chelsea, what’s your favorite dinner food You have reached Mistress Elena’s Dungenous Deeds how may I be of pleasure to you today To talk to a customer, please press one I’m gay Just start singing Try to sell them something. That will throw them for a loop Pretend the line is breaking up by making static sounds with your mouth Speak State your purpose What you want, baby I got it. What you need? You know I’m askin Error 404 phone set to self destruct in 5… 4… 3… *Liam Neeson voice* Whoever you are, I will find you and I will kill you Answer with a lewd moan Answer crying I have done all of these.

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buttsoclock: fakehistory: Alan Turing creates the famous “Turing Test” (1950) As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we’re computers and want to see how the “AI” will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:Customer: HelloMe: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?Customer: I’m having trouble with my product.Me: I’m sorry to hear that. I’d be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you’re having?Customer: It’s you. You are the problem. I’m breaking up with you.Me: But…what about the kids?Customer: oops i didn’t think you were real bye *ends chat*: Jessica: Welcome to AT&T Chat. How may we help you today? Me: are you real Jessica: Hi! My name is Jessica. How can I help? Jessica: Nice to meet you, sure I'm a real person) Me: owo Jessica: UwU buttsoclock: fakehistory: Alan Turing creates the famous “Turing Test” (1950) As someone who works for an online chat customer service department, we get questions like this a lot. Or, more frequently, we get people trolling us because they just assume we’re computers and want to see how the “AI” will react to certain questions/comments. My favorite was:Customer: HelloMe: Hi, [customer name]! How can I help you?Customer: I’m having trouble with my product.Me: I’m sorry to hear that. I’d be happy to help. Can you please describe the problem you’re having?Customer: It’s you. You are the problem. I’m breaking up with you.Me: But…what about the kids?Customer: oops i didn’t think you were real bye *ends chat*

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