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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but l wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too. So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity. l'm a sentimental man, so l kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire. Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now l couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time l could get the FD there. After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While l couldn't understand him, l imagine he said What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave The Crazy Ass Ex Boyfriend Ghost
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Anaconda, Fire, and The Worst: able. T% last t ship, she was or fire. A blackened hull sinking beneath the waves We had a deal, Jack contracted you to deliver cargo on my behalf, you chose to liberate it People aren't cargo, mate Andhyou incurred a heavy debt to raise her up again, didn't you? Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl (via) Jack Sparrow just got way cooler. BABE Yo, this is why Norrington said he's the worst pirate I've ever heard of" and then Jack followed it up with, "But you have heard of me." Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right He freed exactly 100 people, that's why his debt to Jones was 100 souls. Davy has a sick sense of irony after all. Jack freed 100 souls and as a consequence his ship got sunk. Now his ship has been raised and as a consequence, he has to enslave 100 souls. This explains his reluctance to actually pay back the debt. VIA THEMETAPICTURE.COM you should probably go to TheMetaPicture.com srsfunny:Jack Sparrow Just Got Way Cooler

srsfunny:Jack Sparrow Just Got Way Cooler

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Ass, Bitch, and Crazy: v171 One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn't just end it whenI was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way l wouldn't have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn't carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity I'm a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around I'd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can't help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because l kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom Now I couldn't find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn't had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama) Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn't understand him, I imagine he said "What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren't a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first." I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombs tone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave que-mystery l enioved this more than the last season of AHS breefolk-hates-staff "He died peacefully on fire in the kitchen." redcresent "I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave" I love the sims This post was an adventure
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Tumblr, Winter, and Blog: death-by-elocution: the ghostly quiet of winter. photo by Danielle Nelson

death-by-elocution: the ghostly quiet of winter. photo by Danielle Nelson

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Bruh, Bye Felicia, and Friends: SHABUSHABU <p><a href="https://witchymashedpotatoes.tumblr.com/post/158750771996/winterprophecy-shamoyakelly-coke105kine" class="tumblr_blog">witchymashedpotatoes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://winterprophecy.tumblr.com/post/158669670243/shamoyakelly-coke105kine-deepcreationkid" class="tumblr_blog">winterprophecy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://shamoyakelly.tumblr.com/post/157267982542/coke105kine-deepcreationkid-sixpenceee" class="tumblr_blog">shamoyakelly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://coke105kine.tumblr.com/post/155727269235/deepcreationkid-sixpenceee-while-people-were" class="tumblr_blog">coke105kine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://deepcreationkid.tumblr.com/post/155692157810/sixpenceee-while-people-were-celebrating-the" class="tumblr_blog">deepcreationkid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://sixpenceee.com/post/155691899629/while-people-were-celebrating-the-beginning-of-the" class="tumblr_blog">sixpenceee</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>While people were celebrating the beginning of the New Year, a group of friends were able to capture this video that seems to show a ghostly humanoid figure manifesting for a brief moment amongst the exploding fireworks.Β The person who uploaded the footage says it was captured by their friend. He even said that they didn’t notice the figure until they and their friend reviewed the video after the celebration.<b> <a href="http://www.oddityworld.net/2016/01/ghost-captured-on-video-during-new.html">(Source)</a></b><br/></p></blockquote> <p>BRUH.</p> </blockquote> <p>what the actual fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck</p> </blockquote> Yooo <a class="tumblelog" href="https://tmblr.co/mydEOWAsHSBoN2gK28Wy5BQ">@witchymashedpotatoes</a> </blockquote> <p>byE FELICIA</p></blockquote>
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Thought, Her, and For: <p>For second I didn&rsquo;t realize this was eyeshadow and thought her eyes were just these orbs of ghostly pallor.</p>

For second I didn’t realize this was eyeshadow and thought her eyes were just these orbs of ghostly pallor.

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Target, Tumblr, and Blog: HELL9 badmasteryoujerk: A ghostly apparition appears on your dashboard! You cant shake the feeling you know him. He approaches. Man he’s gabby. What will you do?

badmasteryoujerk: A ghostly apparition appears on your dashboard! You cant shake the feeling you know him. He approaches. Man he’s gabby. Wh...

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Memes, Best, and Ghost: ghost malone @dabmo My 3 year old thought of this one. Also shoutout to @picsbyrobert who made the best one and I think the first one

My 3 year old thought of this one. Also shoutout to @picsbyrobert who made the best one and I think the first one

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