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thewonderfulthingaboutfish: jaspurr: drinkyourjuiceshelby: the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten. A 14 yr old cat is in her 70s, so this is like your nan getting hyped about your baby and wanting to help and its adorable. Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Cat-nan! : Here is a photo of my cat I've had for fourteen years. I'm currently pregnant and she's not only tried to incubate my stomach but has now built me a hidden 'nest' (it looks exactly like the one she built herself when pregnant) for me to give birth in. She keeps showing me and is very excited. thewonderfulthingaboutfish: jaspurr: drinkyourjuiceshelby: the best thing about this is that when there’s plenty of resources, domesticated cats will naturally form colonies. in these colonies female cats raise their kittens communally with their kin. so you get situations where moms will raise kittens with their daughters from a previous litter, cats from the same litter will raise kittens together, etc. so not only does this little old kitty see her human as family, she is also excited to help her with her kitten. A 14 yr old cat is in her 70s, so this is like your nan getting hyped about your baby and wanting to help and its adorable. Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Cat-nan!

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rat-rider: gamecubeeater: stealthboy: stealthboy: i cannot fucking believe this update: tried to lock both sides so she just fucking broke it strong motherfucker what a fucking monster. I love this bean  Cats are literally smart as fuck. Like people talk all the time about all the great things you can train dogs to do and sure that’s nice but don’t sleep on cats. Our old cat used to open my sister’s bedroom door by slipping her paw underneath and elastic strip that stretched across from the top to the bottom of the door (to hold shoes), and pulling it. She also quickly realized that when she walked across the piano that was by the front door we would come to investigate the noise so when she wanted to leave she started intentionally stomping on the piano keys to get us to come let her out.: SHE FOUND A WAY AROUND THE LOCK I GUESS rat-rider: gamecubeeater: stealthboy: stealthboy: i cannot fucking believe this update: tried to lock both sides so she just fucking broke it strong motherfucker what a fucking monster. I love this bean  Cats are literally smart as fuck. Like people talk all the time about all the great things you can train dogs to do and sure that’s nice but don’t sleep on cats. Our old cat used to open my sister’s bedroom door by slipping her paw underneath and elastic strip that stretched across from the top to the bottom of the door (to hold shoes), and pulling it. She also quickly realized that when she walked across the piano that was by the front door we would come to investigate the noise so when she wanted to leave she started intentionally stomping on the piano keys to get us to come let her out.
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snarthurt: legovasavouchi: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret: First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays. i love this man : Jake Perry has been the owner of two consecutive holders of the record for oldest domestic cat ever. Creme Puff lived to 38 years old, the equivalent of 165 human years. 1/3 of Perry's cats have lived past 30. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com snarthurt: legovasavouchi: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret: First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays. i love this man

snarthurt: legovasavouchi: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the para...

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legovasavouchi: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret: First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays. : Jake Perry has been the owner of two consecutive holders of the record for oldest domestic cat ever. Creme Puff lived to 38 years old, the equivalent of 165 human years. 1/3 of Perry's cats have lived past 30. Ultrafacts.tumblr.com legovasavouchi: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret: First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.

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<p>Mom Gets A Nasty Surprise On Mother’s Day. This Is Priceless.</p>: MOTHER IS SHOCKED WHEN HER LITTLE BOY SURPRISES HER WITH THIS ON MOHER'S DAY So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this sto they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year olod The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it. So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood We finally have the older one and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's.. rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said chappe Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right-their little butts do look pretty chapped. And frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth. And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt Share this with vour friends and have a wonderful Mother's Day. <p>Mom Gets A Nasty Surprise On Mother’s Day. This Is Priceless.</p>

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tiny-gay-milk: lucadoop: scarlet-foxes-and-green-lions: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: when I’m really old and have my own house one day, I’m going to save up to buy this thing and keep it in my front lawn for all to see some neighborhoods have the old cat lady, I’m gonna be the old Shrek lady you are a guest at my house one day, I invite you in I then ask you to have a seat. but there are no chairs in my house there are only Shrek bean bags I offer you a drink, you say water is fine I bring you the water in a Shrek 4-D tumbler cup as you enjoy your drink, you begin to take in your surroundings you notice my walls are all covered in Shrek wall sticker decals you comment that I must really like Shrek I say I don’t know what you mean, as my dog who I’ve affectionately named Eclair in honor of Donkey’s missing daughter, approaches she is wearing a cotton vest adorned with the classic Shrek logo on one of the Shrek bean bags at the far end of the room, naps my cat he too is adorned with stylish Shrek-themed apparel I ask if you are hungry you say you kinda had a small breakfast and could eat I make my way over to a nearby bookshelf and from it, I take down the official Shrek cook book from which I prompt you to choose a recipe of your liking the food has been eaten and you ask to use the restroom I politely direct you to its location then let you make your way alone in my bathroom you see my Shrek lip balm, Shrek face mask, Shrek perfumes you glances behind my Shrek shower curtain to see my Shrek soaps and my Shrek sponges you begin to consider the possibility that I may have a “problem” you are wrong. I am perfectly fine. how dare you subconsciously insult me inside my own home. in my own bathroom. what the fuck upon leaving the bathroom, you catch me watering my Shrek chia pet I am mentally noting that its growth is impressive secretly feeling overwhelmed by the impressive and not at all strange amount of Shrek themes in my home, you make up an excuse to try and leave you say it is getting late. I note aloud that I hadn’t even noticed and look over at my Shrek clock to confirm I internally note that it’s barely past noon and not actually that late at all but I don’t say anything about this thought out of politeness to my guest I show you to the door and we exchange goodbyes as you are on your way out, you catch a glimpse of my Shrek car you wonder how you didn’t notice it on the way in as you catch a glimpse of the back window Shrek decal it’s of Donkey and he sort of looks as if he’s waving at you you waved in response and then you wondered why you did that. it’s a sticker a tiny, inanimate object, completely incapable of any sort of consciousness I see that people keep reblogging this, but they’re only reblogging a part of it up to the cook book bit I love you, but please appreciate my shitposts in their entirety This will be me in the future. Get ready folks! I stopped reading half way and just looked in awe @milky-phan: Shrek with Gingerbread Man 5'-6" Life Size 1E Statue/Mannequin Garden-Playground-Arcade Prop by OWP Be the first to review this item ET Price: $1,499.99+ $445.96 shipping Note: Not eligible for Amazon Prime Estimated Delivery: Oct. 7 - Nov. 2 if you choose Standard at checkout. Ships from and sold by Thor's Costumes and Hobbies. Hand laid fiberglass statue, includes both characters shown . High Quality e 1:1 scale approx 66" tall, VERY nicely detailed .great for partys, arcades, catering decor, gardens and bedroom decor etc. . Indoor/outdoor display. Report incorrect product information. Roll over image to zoom in tiny-gay-milk: lucadoop: scarlet-foxes-and-green-lions: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: coffeecatartist: when I’m really old and have my own house one day, I’m going to save up to buy this thing and keep it in my front lawn for all to see some neighborhoods have the old cat lady, I’m gonna be the old Shrek lady you are a guest at my house one day, I invite you in I then ask you to have a seat. but there are no chairs in my house there are only Shrek bean bags I offer you a drink, you say water is fine I bring you the water in a Shrek 4-D tumbler cup as you enjoy your drink, you begin to take in your surroundings you notice my walls are all covered in Shrek wall sticker decals you comment that I must really like Shrek I say I don’t know what you mean, as my dog who I’ve affectionately named Eclair in honor of Donkey’s missing daughter, approaches she is wearing a cotton vest adorned with the classic Shrek logo on one of the Shrek bean bags at the far end of the room, naps my cat he too is adorned with stylish Shrek-themed apparel I ask if you are hungry you say you kinda had a small breakfast and could eat I make my way over to a nearby bookshelf and from it, I take down the official Shrek cook book from which I prompt you to choose a recipe of your liking the food has been eaten and you ask to use the restroom I politely direct you to its location then let you make your way alone in my bathroom you see my Shrek lip balm, Shrek face mask, Shrek perfumes you glances behind my Shrek shower curtain to see my Shrek soaps and my Shrek sponges you begin to consider the possibility that I may have a “problem” you are wrong. I am perfectly fine. how dare you subconsciously insult me inside my own home. in my own bathroom. what the fuck upon leaving the bathroom, you catch me watering my Shrek chia pet I am mentally noting that its growth is impressive secretly feeling overwhelmed by the impressive and not at all strange amount of Shrek themes in my home, you make up an excuse to try and leave you say it is getting late. I note aloud that I hadn’t even noticed and look over at my Shrek clock to confirm I internally note that it’s barely past noon and not actually that late at all but I don’t say anything about this thought out of politeness to my guest I show you to the door and we exchange goodbyes as you are on your way out, you catch a glimpse of my Shrek car you wonder how you didn’t notice it on the way in as you catch a glimpse of the back window Shrek decal it’s of Donkey and he sort of looks as if he’s waving at you you waved in response and then you wondered why you did that. it’s a sticker a tiny, inanimate object, completely incapable of any sort of consciousness I see that people keep reblogging this, but they’re only reblogging a part of it up to the cook book bit I love you, but please appreciate my shitposts in their entirety This will be me in the future. Get ready folks! I stopped reading half way and just looked in awe @milky-phan
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I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS because I was born that way. 1 in 3 people will read this and go to TASTE OF AWESOME.COM I killed chuck norrishttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too February, 29, White.http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence ea confused cookie Step 2: your birthdate 1: Lord Voldemort 2: an old cat 3: Li Wayne 4: Taylor Swift 5: a drunk lady 6: the tooth fairy 7: my best friend 8: a homeless guy 24: a paper bag 9: a monkey 10: a down 11: a puppet 12: a drug dealer 13: Harry Potter 14: a vacuum dleaner 30: Pedobear 15: Santa Claus 16: my grandma Step 1: your birthday month January. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with February: I took a shower with March: I have nightmares about April: I punched May: I licked June: I think I am July: I used to date August: I killed September: I wrote a letter to October: I'm deeply in love with November; I went to McDonalds with December: I named my cat after 17: Barack Obama 18: Robert Pattinson 19: Miley Cyrus 20: Eminem 21: Chuck Norris 22: Usher 23: my bathing suit 25: Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my future husband 29: Niall Horan 31: Justin Bieber's mom Step 3: your shirť's colour red: because i smoked crack black: because im a ninja blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a stripper. Deal with it. to do purple: because my friend told me to dots: because i felt like it no shirt because the voices in my head tokd yellow: because im sexy like that orange: because i love drama green: because im single pink: because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy Reinvented by PurpleDino2021 for 1Funny :) me to others: because i was dropped on the head as a child thanny mobi I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Banned in 0 countries I GOT KICKED OUT OF Walmart with Harry Potter because I'm a ninja. I win. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site I Got Kicked Out Ofhttp://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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George Get The Hose!http://omg-humor.tumblr.com: Make your own sentence Step 1: your birthday month confused coie Step 2. your birthdate 1:Lord Voldemort 17: Barack Obama 18 Robert Pattinson 19 Mley Cynus 20 Eminem 21: Chuck Nomis 22 Usher Jaruary. I got kicked out of Wal-Mart with 2 an old cat February: I look a shower with 3u Wayne March Ihave nightmares about 4 Taylor Swit 5adunk lady 6 the tooth fairy 7: my best triend 8ahomeless guy 9a monkey 10 a down 11: apuppet November. I went o McDonalds 12 adrug dealer 13 Hary Potter Apri: I punched May: Iicked June: I think I am July: I used to date August Ikiled September. I wrote a leter to Odober. Im deeply in love with 23 my buthing sul 24: a paper bag 25 Oprah 26: my maths teacher 27: a gangster 28: my fuure husband 29 Nal Horan 14: a vacIAm deaner 30: Pedobear 31: Justin Biebers with December: Inamed my cat after 15 Santa Claus 16 my grandma Step 3: your shirfs colour mom red: because i smoked arack blue: because i ran out of other things white: because im a strpper. Deal with R o do yellow. because Im sexy ike that orange: because i love drama green because Im single pink because i was bom that way gray: because i was homy black because imaninja purple: because my ftiend told me to dots: because i folt keit no shirt because the voices in my head told me to cthers because i was dropped on the head as a child R d by P 221 fw I TOOK A SHOWER WITH My bathing suit because the voices in my head told me to. Banned in o countries TASTE OFAWESOME.COM FEBRUARY, 29, WHITE. I'm not a very high-quality stripper, then. TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site to I WENT TO MCDONALDS With an old cat because I rand out of other things to do. TASTE OFAWESOME.COM The #2 most addicting site GEORGE GET THE HOSE! another caption chain! TASTE OF AWESOME.COM Hitler hated this site too George Get The Hose!http://omg-humor.tumblr.com
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