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America, Donald Trump, and God: "Nathing beats the Bible!" -President Donald Trump OF PASTOR: SENIOR REPUBLICAN TOLD ME OF PLAN TO ‘TAKE OUT’ TRUMP. An evangelical pastor claims he met with a senior Republican Congressman who told him of a plot to “remove Trump suddenly from office”. “He said there is a plot on Capitol Hill to take the president out, I said you mean by impeachment or by indictment – he said no, to take him out, he will be removed suddenly from office,” said Howard-Browne, before adding, “you can read between the lines”. President Donald Trump is doing his best to turn our nation back to the values we were always proud of, and it’s one of the reasons deep state doesn’t love him. You could have noticed that not only the media hates him but also his fellow members of the Republican Party. The reason is that Trump is not a puppet in their hands, and he has a straight and clear plan of how to make America great again. If only the deep state openly opposes our President, it will be for us to defend core principles of the American Constitution, to defend the man we elected to represent our will. If the political elite have decided they can dictate us how to live, forgetting who gave them their jobs, Americans will remind them. Bible sonofgod424 God Love Redeemed Saved Christian Christianity Pray Chosen jesus lord truth praying christ jesuschrist bible word godly angels cross faith inspiration jesussaves worship yahweh holyspirit praise spiritualwarfare

PASTOR: SENIOR REPUBLICAN TOLD ME OF PLAN TO ‘TAKE OUT’ TRUMP. An evangelical pastor claims he met with a senior Republican Congressman who ...

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9gag, Cute, and Fail: WONDER HOW BOYS FEEL WHEN THEYREIN LOVE DOTHEY GET BUTTERFLIES? DO THEY HAVE YOUON THEIR MIND 24/T? DO THEY WAIT FOR YOU TO COME ONLINE FOR HOURS? DO THEY SMILEAT RANDOM TIMES AT THE THOUGHT OF YOU? DO THEY MISS YOU ALL THE TIME? DO THEY THINK ABOUT THE SMALLEST THINGS YOU SAY? MEMEFUL COM We boys don't get butterflies, we get fireworks. Wo don't have you on our mind 24/7, but wo do have you on our hearts. Often, yes we wait for you to go online, sometimes simply even just being online makes our heart skip a beat, even if we don't tak. Whenever you tak to us, our face forms that half-smile; it means we are happy but are trying our hardest to not show it, and fail at hiding it. We do miss you al the time, granted we'd spend all our time with you if possible. We don't think of the smallest things you say, we think of every word you say, panicking at every single word, trying to define what t really means, to read between the lines But wait there's more We woukd love you in a million ways. And once we start loving you there is no going back for us. No matter how hard we try we will always love a girl that has touched us. Us boys when in love will think of that girl first thing in the morning, and think of that girl last before we sleep at night Whenever we see a couple, our thoughts immediatoly jump to that girl, and imagine that the couple was us. Every single detail about her is loved, the way she waks, talks, speaks. The sound of her voice. Her laughter. The sparkle in her eyes. Her shy smile. The way she dresses That cute face she makes when she's asleep. And the way she says our name that our hearts just explode with mirth, a simple act that no-one else can replicate A boy in love with a girt is no simple thing, though ladies stereotype us guys as simple. A man in love is not simple. No. He wil be unpredictable He will be persistent, stubborn, and given the circumstances, if it means carrying you from one side of the world to the other to win your heart, a man in love would. He will be a martyr, giving his all and asking for almost none. He will show you how to appreciate the beauty of the world in a thousand ways, and then he will te you how much he appreciates your beauty in a mlion ways A man in love is no simple thing Guys of 9gag, is this true?

Guys of 9gag, is this true?

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Alive, Church, and Click: 1500 Year Old Bible Claims Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified - Vatican In Awe testa Much to the dismay of the Vatican, an approx. 1500-2000 year old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara. Discovered and kept secret in the year 2000, the book contains the Gospel of Barnabas - a disciple of Christ - which shows that Jesus was not crucified, nor was he the son of God, but a Prophet. The book also calls Apostle Paul "The Impostor". The book also claims that Jesus ascended to heaven alive, and that Judas Iscariot was crucified in his place. Authenticity According to reports, experts and religious authorities in Tehram insist that the book is original. The book itself is written with gold lettering, onto loosely- tied leather in Aramaic, the language of Jesus Christ. mediocre-latinist: maggie-stiefvater: destielhiseyesopened: umiko-hitara: poisonpawz: zftw: voyagebysexualdiscovery: Uh oh wouldn’t that be awkward Can I get some credible sources? Here’s one and another and one more for the road Theology nerd side of Tumblr, reporting for duty! There are roughly five and a half fucktillion extracanonical gospels out there. For the first couple centuries after Jesus bit it, his followers wrote a ridiculous amount of fanfic. There were a gajillion different headcanons floating around about exactly who and what he even was (God pretending to be human? human who got possessed by God at his baptism? human who got promoted to demigod after his death? simultaneously God and human all along??) and lots of early Christian communities ~conveniently~ discovered a Totally 100% Authentic Eyewitness Account that supported their pet theory (and also, proved that their fave disciple was clearly the best). Big Name Fans argued about all the major disagreements, periodically throwing conventions specifically to bicker until they reached some sort of consensus (more or less – sometimes the hold-outs ended up saying “screw you guys, we’re gonna go form our own church!”) Toward the end of the second century, a guy named Irenaeus wrote a meta arguing that there were four fics worth reading – no more, no less – and they were ones that folks somewhere along the line started to claim were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. This idea caught on as a popular bit of fanon, and over the next couple of centuries it gained so much support that it was declared canon. So, what’s the point of this Jesus fandom history lesson? Basically, that the discovery of yet another extracanonical text isn’t particularly earth-shattering. Headlines like “Ancient Bible changes everything! Pope freaking out!” are bullshit, but that’s how it’s always framed cause more accurate headlines like “Old manuscript discovered – Historians say ‘Ooh, nifty!’” aren’t very good click-bait. The actual history and politics of the various gospel texts are really fascinating though (if you’re a huge fucking nerd, like me). In the Gospel of Judas, he’s the only disciple who really understands Jesus, who told Judas to “betray” him. Also, God’s a Glow Cloud. The Infancy Gospel of Thomas has kid!Jesus smite other kids for being little shits. The Gospel of Peter is hella anti-Jewish, but has one cool bit with a character that’s literally a walking, talking cross. There’s a whole book called “Q” which has never even been found, but scholars are pretty sure exists cause Matthew and Luke copied a lot from it. Seriously, leaning about this stuff made me go “woah, this is freaking awesome – why the hell did my parents’ church make the Bible seem so damn boring??” Well, probably cause all those white upper middle class folks didn’t want us kiddies to dig too deep and find out what a radical, anti-establishment bamf Jesus really was, but that’s another rant for another time… Reblogging because this is what I live for. As a medieval history major, I got taught first and foremost that we’d be spending four years reading lies and biased half-truths and mythologies. Our job was to find the places they agreed and work the rest out from there. “Do the edge pieces first, Maggie.” I took an entire seminar on forgeries, because so many of the sources historians use to piece together the past are known fakes, but the best they can do is read between the lines or have no lines at all. There’s a reason why medieval historians read farm reports featuring travel descriptions and saints’ lives involving demons-living-in-buckets with the same attention to detail. Every dry history text you’ve read in your life comes from a pile of sources like this, bits of maybe-truth cobbled together with toothpaste and narwhal horn dust. The moral of the story is be curious, and look for the lies in truth and the truth in lies. It’s pretty great: hello, history, riddle me this. tl;dr people seem to forget that the NT canon wasn’t formally set until about 300 years after the founding of the church.
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Christmas, Clock, and Friday: <p><a href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/105651105092/doitfortheimgur-redbloodedamerica" class="tumblr_blog">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doitfortheimgur.tumblr.com/post/105649401959/redbloodedamerica-redheadedaddiction">doitfortheimgur</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/105649193359/redheadedaddiction-redbloodedamerica">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redheadedaddiction.tumblr.com/post/105637099435/redbloodedamerica-cerebralzero">redheadedaddiction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://redbloodedamerica.tumblr.com/post/105633491157/cerebralzero-daddydommunismkills">redbloodedamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cerebralzero.tumblr.com/post/105628999857/daddydommunismkills-lisdotgov">cerebralzero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daddydommunismkills.tumblr.com/post/105628779390/lisdotgov-rtamerica-obama-condemns-sonys">daddydommunismkills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lisdotgov.tumblr.com/post/105628459366/rtamerica-obama-condemns-sonys-decision-to-drop">lisdotgov</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rtamerica.tumblr.com/post/105628149688/obama-condemns-sonys-decision-to-drop-film-says">rtamerica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <h1><a href="http://rt.com/usa/216111-obama-sony-korea-hack/">Obama condemns Sony’s decision to drop film, says US must retaliate and pass cyber bill</a></h1> <div class="cont-wp-mid max_width"> <div class="acticle_clock"> <p>Sony Pictures Entertainment should have touched base with the White House before deciding to cancel the release of a controversial movie, United States President Barack Obama said Friday.</p> <p><span>Weighing in on the major Sony scandal only hours after federal investigators attributed the recent hack to North Korea, Pres. Obama said the Hollywood studio was wrong to pull “The Interview,” a satirical film containing a plot to kill North Korean Pres. Kim Jong Un that was scheduled to be released on Christmas Day.</span></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>uh</p> </blockquote> <p>Uhhhhh what</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-baKo0VOY1eA/UZ-YmM09OKI/AAAAAAAAFno/8QKu57kqf-o/s400/61880-George-Michael-its-happening-i-dNrF.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e6b2ff99b1c0fd7db2df048867acb584/tumblr_inline_ngul0yOBat1r1jtxd.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Okay well shit, who dug around in Michelle’s purse and found his balls?</p> </blockquote> <p>Don’t forget the liberal motto, “<em>You never let a serious crisis go to waste.</em>”</p> <p>This is just another <a href="http://westsidetoday.com/2014/12/19/obama-says-sony-cyberattack-pointst-need-internet-regulation/">opportunity to push</a> for some kind of government internet policing and regulation.  This thing is starting to smell worse than a new Guns n’ Roses album.  North Korea may just be a patsy.</p> </blockquote> <p>Paranoid much? Remember, this is the guy who is pushing for Net Neutrality, which is literally the opposite of Internet policing and regulation. </p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aa6434abb214cbcfd739fd9e840c1be2/tumblr_inline_nguxceaC4a1r1jtxd.gif"/></p> <p>If you had the ability to <a href="http://features.aol.com/video/obama-urges-tougher-internet-regulation">read between the lines</a> of Obama’s proposals on his version of “net neutrality” or if you even bothered to read <a href="http://www.redstate.com/diary/fredcampbell/2014/11/14/obama-plan-regulate-internet-promises-economic-despair/">the link</a> I posted, you would realize how silly your statement is.  Now, go away because the grown-ups are talking.</p> <p>It must be Christmas break because the clueless liberals are out on parade.</p></blockquote> <p>Holy moly.</p>
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