It’s an amazing feeling when you accidentally show up an hour early, and the other person shows up an hour early as well. :)
Oh Tumblr 😂
Fetch me the booger sugar or gtfo away from me...
Sure, it’s legal, but why would you? At that point in the pregnancy, I think it’s pretty clear you’re ded...
Did you know about the liberal fairy tale land of Finland?
this never ceases to make me laugh
left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn’t be weird
English is the international language, you either speak it or gtfo
911, what is the emergency?
Saw this sign while showing a house to some clients. Google fiber or GTFOthe-awesome-stuff.tumblr.com