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Choose One, Cute, and Elf: INKTOBER DUNGEONS & DRAGONS EDITION MIx & MATCH! MONSTERS HUMANOIDS WEEK 1: GLASSIC WEEK 1: GLASS 1. DRAGON 2. SKELETON OR ZOMBIE 3. MIMIC 4. OWLBEAR 5. OOzE 6. OGRE OR TROLL .MIND FLAYER ● FIGHTER OR BARBARIAN 2. ROGUE 3. BARD 4. RANGER OR DRUID 5. SPELLCASTER CLASS 6. MONK .CLERIC OR PALADIN WEEK 2: CUTE WEEK 2: PLAYER RACE 8. FAERIE DRAGON 8. DWARF 9. FLUMPH 10. HOMUNCULOUS I1.MODRONE 12. BULLYWUG 13. PIXIE OR SPRITE 14. PEGASUS OR UNICORN 9. ELF/ DROW/HALF-ELF T0. GNOME 11. TIEFLING 12. ORC/HALF-ORC 3. DRAGONBORN 14. HALFLING WEEK 3: YOUR CHOICE WEEK 3: EXPANSION RACE 15. ELEMENTAL T6. FIEND 17. CELESTIAL 18. GIANT 9. UNDEAD 20. MONSTROSITY 21. ABERRATION S.GENASI 6. AASIMAR 17. YUAN-TI 8.AARAKOCRA 19. GOLIATH 20. GITH 21. BUGBEAR WEEK 4: HORRIFIC WEEK 4: HUMANOID 22. BEHOLDER 23. GRICK 24. HOOK HORROR 25. NOTHIC 26. ROPER 21GIBBERING MOUTHER 28. STIRGE 22.GOBLIN OR HOBGOBLIN 23. KOBOLD 24. THRI-KREEN 25. KENKU 26. GNOLL 27. LIZARDFOLK OR MERFOLK 28. LYCANTHROPE FINAL BOSS FIGHT PESKY OL HUMANS 29. LICH 30. KRAKEN 31. TARRASQUE 29. CULTIST OR ACOLYTE 30. BAN DIT OR PIRATE 31. KNIGHT OR GUARD CRYINGMANLYTEARS.TUMBLR.COM cryingmanlytears: I try to do Inktober like every year and I fail every time. I may try again and I will most certainly fail around the 13 or 14th day, but I’m still going to try and I think that’s what’s important. I was trying to find some good prompts but nothing was sticking out so I started looking for a DD one but didn’t find anything I wanted. The thing is there’s just SO MUCH content so I made this prompt myself and kept it very flexible. You can stick to one column or go week to week, choose one side or the other, or whatever you wanna do. Oh, by the way, for Week 1 of Humanoids, by ‘spellcaster class’ I mean wizard, sorcerer or warlock but that wouldn’t fit.

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Climbing, College, and Fire: In Case of Fire Do tet Use Elevator Use Stairs haedia: thewolfofnibu: stahscre4m: there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator see what intrigues me about college isn't the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random slike this Okay, everybody, I have a story about random s in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class i took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn't be counted late. I mean, that's a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning "Look who's late" face, and walks on inside. What he didn't know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it" and SCALED THE BUILDING! She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom He did a double take, started to say "How the hell d-when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed "STOP DOING THAT! I've saved this before, but this time it has a picture!

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Facebook, Funny, and Love: Black Man Who Filmed Latino Workers Striking ls Fired from His Job, Regrets Nothing Regrann from @realnegus804 - Black and Brown Pride ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼 @the.root “Now Dangerfield, who said he had recently been offered a team lead job working as a contracted construction worker, says he’s been fired as a result of posting the video—after initially being offered $250 to take it down. “It was at 1.1 million views on Facebook at that point. So there was nothing I could do,” Dangerfield said in a recent interview with Jacobin magazine He also made it clear he has no regrets about filming the display of worker solidarity. “[The video] is funny or whatever, but people love seeing people come together like that. That’s why it’s so viral. Because everybody wants that deep down,” he told the magazine. Dangerfield also laid out what had been going at the site, where different contractors were working on building a UPS superhub in Indianapolis. According to the 30-year-old welder, the Latino workers had an issue with a white safety coordinator who would constantly harass them—“always messing with them, taking pictures and videos, trying to get them fired.” “He was just a racist, basically — always messing with anybody who’s not white,” Dangerfield said.” - regrann

Regrann from @realnegus804 - Black and Brown Pride ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼 @the.root “Now Dangerfield, who said he had recently been offered a team lead jo...

Fucking, Love, and My House: probablybadrpgideas If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can't humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be. 20thcenturyvole Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house l'd certainly notice, try to figure out where they'd all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there weasowl That's why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name. And they're like, you can't leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals now you have to do us a favor. And you're like, let's just see where this goes "yup, you got me... what's the favor?" and usually the favor is like, "kill this one ant for us" or "give me a pile of sugar and you're like... okay? and you do, because why not, it isn't hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever. And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can't really do, one of them, she's like, "l love this ant but she won't pay any attention to me, make me important to her" and you're like... um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like "horrified whisper "what have I done" drackir This is the best explanation for higher powers I've ever really heard. Source: probablybadrpgideas Ants

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Doctor, Fake, and News: ROGERS 73% 4:18 PM Thread The Creole Khaleesi @NotGeauxGabby A disease we eradicated is now back with a vengeance because you stupid pieces of shit think science is fake and vaccines make kids gay or whatever hotep BULLSHIT yall be on KATU News @KATUNews Measles case confirmed in Portland, about 500 people exposed #LiveOnK2 bit.ly/2z66nwE Tweet your reply <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/176182129922/libertarian-lady-libertarian-lady" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/176180524702/libertarian-lady-libertarian-lady-v-a-c-c-i-n" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/176070090272/libertarian-lady-v-a-c-c-i-n-a-t-e" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://libertarian-lady.tumblr.com/post/175597515447/v-a-c-c-i-n-a-t-e" class="tumblr_blog">libertarian-lady</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>V A C C I N A T E</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="640"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3da785d980e84d32a7dea8789514fd48/tumblr_pc4z3pTZql1us1e97_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1136" data-orig-width="640"/></figure></blockquote> <p>sign in a doctor’s office</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="2208" data-orig-width="1242"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4d4a8f2f63ad503d8156322312480aea/tumblr_pcaulnlPre1us1e97_540.png" data-orig-height="2208" data-orig-width="1242"/></figure><p>I have decided to make this a master post of healthcare PROFESSIONALS calling bullshit on anti-vaxx</p> </blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="506" data-orig-width="1080"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7554fd314e68e818bbde6e5545a092e8/tumblr_pcax8sofaJ1us1e97_540.jpg" data-orig-height="506" data-orig-width="1080"/></figure><p>and where did you get your medical degree with a concentration in epidemiology and virology?</p></blockquote>

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Advice, America, and Apparently: AjA J+ 2 mins AjAJ+ 2 mins #comicCon is underway. With a recent surge in diversifying comic book characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? on is under way with a recent surge in diversifying comic book #Comic characters, do you have a new favorite superhero? Is diversit killing comios? As Aj fanboys but ho. Sorry MARVEL V.P. ADMITS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS KILLED COMIC SALES April 3, 2017 Daniel Greenfield 50 526 While the Marvel-Disney monster has been ruling the box office, Marvel Comics sales have been having serious issues. One obvious factor was trying to force political correctness on readers by replacing Peter Parker, Iron Man, etc with ridiculously politically correct "diverse" versions In a revelation that would surprise no one, comic book readers were not interested in a Muslim Ms. Marvel, a Latino Spider-Man who isn't Peter Parker or the Angela Davis version of Iron Man. And Marvel's VP of Sales made the mistake of admitting that. <p><a href="http://princess-has-a-pen.tumblr.com/post/166223687686/trilllizard420-the1manpizzaparty" class="tumblr_blog">princess-has-a-pen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164525613653/the1manpizzaparty-trilllizard420" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://the1manpizzaparty.tumblr.com/post/164445569495/trilllizard420-unicornlordart-well-somebodys" class="tumblr_blog">the1manpizzaparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://trilllizard420.tumblr.com/post/164374984198/unicornlordart-well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">trilllizard420</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://unicornlordart.tumblr.com/post/164374320304/well-somebodys-fucking-lying" class="tumblr_blog">unicornlordart</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Well… Somebody’s fucking lying.</p></blockquote> <p>diversity in and of itself doesn’t kill comics, but pointless, endless reboots, massive events that rely on you keeping up with 12 given titles at any time, and constant, badly established legacy characters are why comics are failing</p> <p>not to mention splitting up iconic superhero titles among more than one person at once</p> <p>did you know there’s actually 3 people running around with the Wolverine codename at the moment?</p> <p>Let’s take some examples:</p> <p>Riri Williams popped up with no buildup after Tony Stark got murked, but he was apparently monitoring this 15 year old girl teen prodigy never mentioned before in his comics, entrusted with an AI based on his brain patterns and personality to mentor her.</p> <p>You know, as compared to however fucking many characters they could’ve given his legacy to.</p> <p>Also we’re supposed to believe someone as egotistical and self glorifying as Dr Doom would take on the identity of Iron Man?</p> <p>Please.</p> <p>It’s the same shit as Jane Foster as female Thor, with a healthy combination of plothole.</p> <p>Somehow, a human woman who has not been involved with Thor in way, with a terminal disease that was ravaging her body, somehow ended up ON THE MOON without any protection and managed to pick up Mjolnr and was found Worthy by it after the fight where Thor ceased to be Worthy.</p> <p>Like, you know, instead of Sif, a long time companion of Thor and who can pick up the hammer or Angela, who Marvel had then won a recent legal fight to be able to use….</p> <p>People don’t dislike it because it’s “diversity”</p> <p>They don’t like it because it’s weak, pandering writing that doesn’t stand up to internal logic.</p> <p>Now, an example of this done right is when Sam Wilson, aka, the Falcon, became Captain America</p> <p>for one thing, he was actually established as working closely with Steve Rogers for a long time in the comics before he was given the mantle. By Steve Rogers himself.</p> <p>See, at this point, Rogers got rapidly aged cause his super serum stopped working and he was an old man, so he couldn’t do it any more, but he was still around to give Sam advice and support over comms.</p> <p>But of course, until Marvel actually bothers to learn why people aren’t buying their shit, they’re gonna keep making the same mistakes, as long as they’re insulated by the losses of the MCU and being used by Disney as a vanity press, they’ll never learn and lose more ground to DC and the indies</p> <p>EDIT: Also I totally forgot, unrecognizable new brands they try to create.</p> <p>If your comic customers, as in the customers that go in and buy things, if they go “who’s this” and show you a comic, then they’re probably not gonna pick it up. They’re there to buy Spider-Man, Batman, Wolverine, X-Men, Avengers they can recognize, not fuckin Stardude or whatever odd new thing they’re gonna push is.</p> <p>It’s nothing to do with race of sex of the characters concerned, but if they’ve got no brand recognition to support their solo titles, they’re gonna flounder.</p> <p>Not even getting into the alienating, pointlessly political shite like that infamous Mockingbird “Ask Me About My Feminist Agenda” t-shirt schlock stunt.</p> <p>What’s also more damaging than that is a flippant response to criticism or calling their readership racist assholes on twitter or whatever. That’s a really bad look for an industry professional when you’re not even an artist or a writer as someone essential to a comic book.</p> </blockquote> <p>this person forgot to mention how they shoehorn in unnecessary commentary and subplots no one was looking for. it honestly feels like that sometimes spider man stops mid fight and says “did i mention im a gay POC” (hyperbole but kind of true)</p> </blockquote> <p>this, sadly, is Not Hyperbole with America Chavez</p> </blockquote> <p>And the worst thing is?</p> <p>With tweaking and good writing, Riri and America (what a stupid name) could work.</p> <p>But because Marvel is run by incompetent pandering idiots, they’re the worst ideas to ever come out of the company.</p> </blockquote> <p>I honestly wish Riri had been done well because I don’t mind the concept.</p>

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Bodies , Energy, and Fail: Don't worry about trying to impress men. Nature doesn't subscribe to beauty standards. You'll still get wifed. Your value extends beyond your spirit sack. Men are clowns and fail to live up to the standards they expect women's bodies to uphold Men are super horrible in my Instagram comments regarding my boobs being saggy but I didn't create myself so it's not my place to explain my body to anybody My boobs are actually pretty amazing. I can tuck my phone unde my tit and it doesn't drop. SAGGY BOOBS This just in: Gravity exists and causes breasts to sag! 🤯 All boobs are different. Some are perky. Most are saggy. Some boobs are more saggy than others. This is natural. Shaming people for having saggy boobs is shaming someone for something they have no control over. There is this idea of what the "perfect boobs" look like, and it makes pretty much everyone with breasts find a problem with how their breasts look: too big, too small, too asymmetrical, too perky, too saggy, etc. I am here to announce: It does not matter how your boobs look!!! Who gives a fuck how big or small or saggy or whatever they are?! There are soooo many more important things to focus your time and energy on than disliking parts of your body based on what society has decided is the "right" body. The kind of people shaming your breasts are the ones who don't deserve to be in your presence to begin with. I know it's very difficult to escape the societal pressure, but I highly encourage everyone to try to move past this and recognize that your boobs are awesome, and more importantly, YOU are awesome. Thank you @theslumflower for sharing this image and message! 💛

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Feminism, Internet, and Sex: PU Inead Semmas in because No means No but Salmelin es doesnmeaun es <p><a href="http://animalbks.tumblr.com/post/53592640657/feeble-fables-sorry-for-the-feminism-spam-my" class="tumblr_blog">animalbks</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://feeble-fables.tumblr.com/post/45994781501/sorry-for-the-feminism-spam-my-jimmies-have-just">feeble-fables</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sorry for the feminism spam, my jimmies have just been thoroughly rustled about this.</p> </blockquote> <p>I actually really like this picture</p> <p>If a woman (or man) is forced into saying yes, then it isnt really consensual, and its just as forceful as rape, just not physically. Emotional manipulation, blackmail, fuck even gun point, do not lead to consent</p> <p>just because they say yes, doesnt mean they want it. It might mean they feel like they cant say no, because you’ll be hurt, or you’ll hurt them, or whatever. Or they cant say no because you are holding them to gun point, or because you have a naked picture of them or whatever and are threatening to put it on the internet, or whatever</p></blockquote> <p>Oh please. Nobody’s talking about blackmail or gunpoint here. Obviously those things are rape. But just saying “yes doesn’t always mean yes” implies that, under any normal circumstances, when you say yes to sex you may not actually mean it, which is ridiculous. Say what you mean. If there’s some kind of discrepancy about your yes meaning yes, then you need better communication skills, not feminism.</p>

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Ass, Bad, and Blade: <p><a href="http://socialjusticepapermario.tumblr.com/post/110664252344/check-your-privilege-feminists-spooky-otter" class="tumblr_blog">socialjusticepapermario</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://check-your-privilege-feminists.tumblr.com/post/110597506075/spooky-otter-itslaroneppl-femrox">check-your-privilege-feminists</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spooky-otter.tumblr.com/post/104580136082/itslaroneppl-femrox-thepoeticrebel">spooky-otter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itslaroneppl.tumblr.com/post/104086939800/femrox-thepoeticrebel-simchiller-they">itslaroneppl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://femrox.tumblr.com/post/92506938925">femrox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepoeticrebel.tumblr.com/post/73351128744/simchiller-they-outlawed-this-move-just-because">thepoeticrebel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://simchiller.tumblr.com/post/73347606562/they-outlawed-this-move-just-because-she-was-the">simchiller</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>they outlawed this move just because she was the only woman who could do it. </p> <p>Surya Bonaly was infamous for (among other things) doing a<i>one blade</i> backflip in the 1998 Olympics, and is the ONLY figure skater who’s ever pulled that off. Not just the only woman, the only figure skater PERIOD. There’s like all of<i>three</i> Olympic-class male skaters who did backflips in their routines, and NONE of them could do it one blade.</p> <p>But wait, there’s more.</p> <p>Backflips were banned from the 1976 Olympics onward on the official justification that skating jumps are supposed to be landed on one blade, whereas backflips are landed on both blades. The unofficial justification was it was too dangerous, both to the athlete and to the rink — if you didn’t land it perfectly, you could not only break your ankle, but also punch THROUGH the ice surface.</p> <p>Surya Bonaly was <i>openly contemptuous</i> of the figure skating judges, because they were a bunch of openly racist white men who <i>always</i> screwed her over by giving her lower scores than she deserved. That one-blade backflip was her ultimate FUCK YOU! to the Olympics judges, because she took an “illegal” backflip and <i>made it legal</i> by landing it on one blade. Pretty much DARING them to mark her down for being <i>epic awesome</i> and pulling a move that their precious coddled white girls didn’t have the guts to even think about.</p> <p>They did, of course. White racism knows no bounds. But she utterly owned them with that move.</p> <p>not only did she do a fucking backflip and land, she landed then went right into a triple loop. like holy fuck</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>badass.</p> </blockquote> <p>Black Excellence</p> </blockquote> <p>Hey look kids! It’s someone using their own racist agenda to make white people look bad! Not only are the Olympic judges diverse (looked it up..) but also this wasn’t a move used in the Olympic arena! Because of the rules. While not winning a medal in the Olympics (I can’t find any footage of this performance? Winning any medal in the Olympics is awesome though. Like Debbie Thomas did! She is also black.) she won tons of medals in other championships. She is also said to be an awesome gymnast and was better at doing her jumps than most of the figure skating community (no idea if this was the world or just Europe..but still.) Oh don’t get me wrong there is some racism in here. The media and her first manager made up a story that she was adopted on Reunión island. Which is closer to Madagascar. To make her seem more exotic. Same media that likes to blow everything out of proportion in both extremes. Her mom/ second manager put an end to that nonsense. Also her adopted mom was white. They have a very loving bond and work relationship, paving the way of new ideals of figure skating. Because, yes indeed there are a bunch of people in the skating community with sticks in their asses in the skating community. That is the reason behind her attitude. While not much else is known about what she is doing now. I do know Debbie Thomas went back and became an orthopedic surgeon and runs her own practice. That’s awesome.</p> <p>So yeah in other words it’s great that you bring up this amazing figure skater who is black but don’t bring up white supremacy while doing it. It makes you look like an asshole..</p> <p>In other words these ladies slay while you sit there and whine. Putting your main focus on racism. Think about that.</p> </blockquote> <p>I thought they didn’t allow this anymore because it was too dangerous. I highly doubt it had anything to do with her gender or race.</p></blockquote> <p>Ugh, that disgustingly patronizing and racist phrase, “Black Excellence”. Jesus Christ, could they be any more idiotic, treating black people like they’re preschoolers who just made their first good grade, patting them on the head with a smug sense of self-worth because they are so “racially minded” or whatever? <br/></p><p>We do not need your white guilt, stuff it back up your ass and stop with the “lol black excellence” bullshit. Sheesh.<br/></p></blockquote> <p>Agreed. The coolness of this post was totally ruined by the less than subtle white bashing every three seconds too. Also, don&rsquo;t you have to run your routine by the judges, so that they can deduct points if you don&rsquo;t stick to it? If that&rsquo;s the case I&rsquo;m not sure how she could pull a move that she didn&rsquo;t tell them about ahead of time and not expect to get points deducted.</p>

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America, Arguing, and Family: I've read history and know the KKK and Jim Crow were supported by Democrats. YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND Ya b I'M I am fully aware that Planned Parenthood was founded by racist Margaret Sanger and that the black abortion rate is obscenely high CONSERVATIVE as the same Democrats who watched attacked Clarence Thomas defended Bill Clinton's sexual harrassment. I don't accept for one second the notion that I need special treatment or dependence on the state in order for me to succeed. I believe in personal responsibility and success. the second amendment and don't cherish trust those who want to lessen my right to delend myself, my family or my home I loathe those who want to tell me how to think or vote by calling me an Uncle Tonm or a sellout It's not the past that saddens me, it's Obama. <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stixandstonz.tumblr.com/post/47754264749">stixandstonz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/47751614776/stixandstonz-blackguywithraybans">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stixandstonz.tumblr.com/post/47743524573">stixandstonz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackguywithraybans.tumblr.com/post/47741914819/proudblackconservative-i-should-put-this-in-my">blackguywithraybans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://proudblackconservative.tumblr.com/post/47710167854/i-should-put-this-in-my-faq">proudblackconservative</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I should put this in my FAQ</p> </blockquote> <p>Do conservatives forget about the Southern Strategy? Sure. Lincoln who freed the slaves was a republican, but parties change.</p> </blockquote> <p>1) Racism in America is bipartisan.</p> <p>2) If any organization is old enough, it was likely founded by one. </p> <p>3) That’s still not a reason to be a republican, and harassment implies lack of consent.</p> <p>4) No one does, but if you think that we live in a society of equality you’re delusional.</p> <p>5) So does everyone</p> <p>6) Having a gun in the home is more likely to do you harm than good.  Plus have you seen Chris Dorner? So much for fighting against tyranny.</p> <p>7) You are and you are, because the Republican Party is firmly against all policies that benefit black people and uplift them out of oppression. They’ve even been openly racist towards us.</p> <p>8) If Obama saddens you, but Rick Santorum gives you a hard-on, I don’t know what to say</p> </blockquote> <p>1) But institutionalized racism pervaded largely due the the Democrats. </p> <p>2) What’s your point? He’s just giving a reason why he doesn’t side with the organization. </p> <p>3) It sure as hell is a reason not to be a democrat. Note he said “Conservative” not “Republican”.</p> <p>4) He never said we did. And “no one does”? You must be kidding. </p> <p>5) Not even close. </p> <p>6) That is not even close to being accurate. </p> <p>7) Name one. The Democrats are the ones making it easier to wallow in the projects than get a decent job. </p> <p>8) He didn’t say a flipping thing about Rick Santorum. Your arguments are laughable Please hang up and try again. </p> </blockquote> <p>First of all, let’s get it straight that I am a liberal leaning independent.  I don’t necessarily support everything that the democratic party does, but leaning one way or another should be an ideological thing rather than a “well some democrats are hypocrites thing” especially since that is a trait shared across the board in many respects.</p> <p>Secondly, the last thing I said about Santorum was just a joke, so let’s not take that and run with it.</p> <p>Let’s not make it seem like all conservatives are just hard working, average joe’s that want to earn their living and live their lives in peace and liberals are elitist and freeloading meritless baby killers.</p> <p>In terms of number 5, the right usually frame this “dependence on government” nonsense with regards to any programs that benefit the poor.. Welfare is NOT freeloading etc.  My point about planned parenthood is that the majority of organizations are founded by racists, including and especially <em><strong>The Republican Party.</strong> </em></p> <p>We can argue about the second amendment all you like, but 2/3rds of all gun deaths are suicides.  Even still I grant that as a black man, you’re allowed to believe in some conservative values or whatever.</p> <p>I am no proponent of the idea that Democrats help black people, but let’s not pretend like the republicans are for black people.  Herman Cain says racism isn’t a problem. the general tone on the right seems to insinuate that black people are down on their luck <em>not </em>because we’re suffering from continued institutional racism, but because we’re lazy or unmovitated or freeloaders who love Obama’s entitlement society.  That is racist. Period.</p> </blockquote> <p><strong>&ldquo;Including and especially the Republican party&quot; </strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong>No. Not especially. Not at all. Were their racists in all the parties? Sure. But it was NOT &quot;especially&rdquo; the Republicans  The vast majority of people who fought against slavery were Democrats. That is a FACT. Even most Liberals will concede that before they claim the parties switched. </p> <p>I&rsquo;d like to see a source for that stat. And people committed suicides before guns existed. You can&rsquo;t tell me that not owning a gun will magically get rid of suicidal tendencies. That&rsquo;s insane. </p> <p>I&rsquo;ve talked about the whole &ldquo;white Privilege&rdquo; stuff before. Just today, actually. In a video. If our ancestors were able to overcome EXTREME racism, then the relatively minor cases of &ldquo;<span>continued institutional racism&quot; </span>should<span> not stop anyone. </span></p>

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Ass, Blessed, and Bodies : <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fweeble.tumblr.com/post/35419642078/gryphynshadow-littlemissbatterwitch">fweeble</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gryphynshadow.tumblr.com/post/35418508314/littlemissbatterwitch-clothoboorocracy">gryphynshadow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://littlemissbatterwitch.tumblr.com/post/34455070138/clothoboorocracy-stormybabe-i-have-to-say">littlemissbatterwitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clothoboorocracy.tumblr.com/post/34379091561/stormybabe-i-have-to-say-this-is-completely">clothoboorocracy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stormybabe.tumblr.com/post/34012098534/i-have-to-say-this-is-completely-legit-someone">stormybabe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have to say this is completely legit - someone tried to steal her handbag and she simply went “Fuck this- *suplex*”</p> </blockquote> <p>My hero</p> </blockquote> <p>someone teach me this pweeze-ooc</p> </blockquote> <p>Ok Ladies, here’s the info on this move.</p> <p>We are blessed with a low center of gravity. This means that when we get ahold of someone and tip over backward like that, it’s easy peasy for us to do. Especially on a guy. Think of it like a fulcum and lever: they’re the lever, we’re the fulcrum, and because their center of gravity is up in their chest, instead of in their pelvis, when we get down low and lean back, whupsy there they tip right over.</p> <p>Now, here’s the real deal on that particular move. Check out how this gif end, with the guy’s head on the floor like that? How his torso seems straight up and down, his head and neck on the floor, all his body weight and the momentum of having been tossed over her shoulder?</p> <p>Yeah, he’s pretty messed up from that. In the really real world, if you do that move correctly, toss your whole body into it, seriously oomph it up and give that mugger a throw, you can snap his neck.</p> <p>All that said, here’s how you do it!</p> <p>This is something you do fast, ladies. Move quickly and with assurance, and don’t worry about whether you’re strong enough to do it or not: you are. This is about physics, not muscle.</p> <p>Get low, bend your knees and hips. Our strength is largly concentrated in our lower bodies, and when we put our knees and thighs into a move, we bring some of the largest muscles in the human body to bear. You’d be surprised what you can move with your legs.</p> <p>When she got low on him, her right arm was around his waist, her shoulder roughly at or under his ass, her left arm wrapped around his left leg. Feet shoulder width apart for a nice stable base, big deep breath in, and lift just a bit while falling backwards. It doesn’t take much strength but it will really mess with the dude’s day. Landing on your head will at the very very least knock you silly for a minute.</p> <p>Interestingly, we can use these same basic principles to ruin a guy’s day if he’s the one to grab us! Imagine, if you will, mugger dude runs up behind you and bear hugs you in preparation for dragging you into the alley. Scary, right? Yep.</p> <p>If he lifts you too fast, and you find your feet off the ground, kick him in the shins, scrape your shoes down his legs, aim for the knees and his feet. Toss your head back and head butt him. Bite him. Squirm. Do what it takes to get your feet back on the ground.</p> <p>Feet on the ground, grab his arms and hold on to them. Don’t let him get away, because this move, ladies, will put him down and out, and if he moves away he may go for a distance weapon, or start using his fists. Hold onto his arms and keep him in close.</p> <p>Again, feet shoulder width apart. Use your booty and hips now, like you’re trying to hit his not-so-manly bits with your ass, get your hips back, bend your knees and flex your hips. If he’s shortish, you should at this point have picked him up and be balancing him on your back. If he’s tall, you’re now in position to put a crimp in his style in a big way.</p> <p>Tuck your head to your chest and roll forward, just like you did when you were a kid. Flip yourself forward and let gravity do the rest. You will have your head tucked down, aiming to land on the upper back of one shoulder; he won’t. This means he’ll land on his face, with the full force of his own body weight behind it as well as any momentum you’ve built up. You may very well land on top of him too.</p> <p>From here, get up, run like hell towards a light source while yelling “help, fire, call 911 (or whatever emergency services number exists in your country)”</p> <p>Remember, ladies, with just a little understanding of comparative anatomy and physics, you too can put a man on the ground and seriously mess up his day. But then, that’s what he was planning to do to you, so fair’s fair.</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging again because of Gryphyn’s awesome comment. C:</p> </blockquote> <p>Reblogging for the helpful info and adding: This woman didn&rsquo;t need &ldquo;feminism&rdquo; ;]</p>

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Apparently, Bad, and Bodies : <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crapheadslaphead-deactivated201.tumblr.com/post/34921553229/jellybeing-curlyhairedho-thenewavengers">crapheadslaphead-deactivated201</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jellybeing.tumblr.com/post/34921345239/curlyhairedho-thenewavengers">jellybeing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://curlyhairedho.tumblr.com/post/34920264237/thenewavengers-paper-snow-a-ghost-this">curlyhairedho</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thenewavengers.tumblr.com/post/34826168948">thenewavengers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paper-snow-a-ghost.tumblr.com/post/33951713765">paper-snow-a-ghost</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m sorry but I don’t think this story is true.</p> <p>I’d like to believe it’s true! Trust me! I’d love a nice feel good story to make me feel good about the human race, but sadly, there are way too many things wrong with this story.</p> <ol><li>Either you were headbutted by a man with the smallest head in the world, or a Legoman. Your “black eye” should be swollen, your eyelids should be somewhat closed and your temple on the side of your head should be swollen too. A black eye is a serious thing, man. Your body doesn’t let that slide. I know people who’ve hit their eye and within an afternoon it’s ballooned up. <br/>The purple around your eye is the most suspicious part. Blood vessels don’t really adhere to one singular colour. There are yellows, reds, violets, and finally, purples. Your black eye looks like a very bad make up job.</li> <li>You claim that the police got DNA from the headbutt to your nose. I’m not well versed in the practise of forensics, and I bet not a lot of people on Tumblr are, but a few things immediately stand out from your story: <br/><ul><li>Your nose (and in extension, your face) goes through a lot of contaminates every day. Your face is exposed to the elements. Now, say you did have DNA on your face, who’s to say that wouldn’t be rubbed off by the rain? Or the wind? Or when you take off your clothes? How much DNA can you REALLY swab from a headbutt? Don’t you wear make up? Wouldn’t that contaminate it?</li> <li>Why are the police getting a DNA sample if there was a witness right there? Surely a witness is enough to convict this guy? DNA samples are also really expensive, and take a lot of time! Why would they use on you when there are rape cases, murder cases, etc.</li> <li>If you got hit in the nose, and this is my main point, wouldn’t you touch where you’d been hit, and therefore rub the DNA away? I don’t know about you but if I got hit, I would touch where I got hit to protect it. It’s a natural instinct.</li> </ul></li> <li>Looking at your previous photos, the most jarring thing occurs. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1a0u6661qzu9lo.png"/></p> The top photo is taken merely FIVE DAYS after your broken nose post. Now, I’m pretty sure you’re not Wolverine, and you can’t heal a broken nose within five days. <br/>As you can see, I’ve placed the broken nose picture over a recent one, and there is honestly no difference in your nose. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1diA9S51qzu9lo.png"/><br/>For something so prominent, it looks exactly the same. Where are the bandages? Where are the plasters? You’ve apparently broken your nose! Where’s the medical attention? </p> </li> <li>I don’t like the look of your court letter. <br/><p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1gxsqCo1qzu9lo.jpg"/><br/>Why is such a serious document scrunched up so much? That’s a legal document that you need to keep hold of in your records, why does it look like you’ve ran it through your pocket a hundred and fifty times? <br/>There’s also no official seal, and no signature on the document, which means… <br/>Anyone could’ve written this. <br/>Fire up Microsoft Word, select Helvetica, and off we go… <br/>I understand you live in Weston Super Mare, and I know it’s a rough area, but still…</p> </li> <li> <p>You’ve linked newspaper articles that are related to you.</p> <p><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcv1pg7XDL1qzu9lo.png"/><br/>But, why are the police appealing for witnesses? If they have his DNA, if the woman in question was right there, if you were right there, they have enough to convict him. That’s two witnesses and straight up DNA evidence, right? <br/>Then again, the newspapers you’re in aren’t exactly the BBC. You can submit stories to them with little to no evidence.</p> </li> <li>After talking to my medical student friend, she has the following to say on your “injury”. Please bear in mind that she’s going to become a doctor one day and has far more training that you and I. <br/><br/>Me: Is that a real black eye?<br/>Her: No, not at all! It would be swollen. Not as even in colour, they start out red. Her nose is def not broken, she’d probably have two black eyes if it was. Bruises start red because it’s blood pooling, then as the iron in the blood changes it turn bluish black, then green, then yellow 
and not all at the same time - you get varying stages of colour. She wouldn’t even be able to open her eyes if someone headbutted her and broke her nose. <br/><br/>So, there we go. Someone who will one day look after us all, and reads medical books has deemed this a fake injury, nice one.</li> <li>But let’s move on from what is, or what isn’t and onto the post itself. <br/><br/>Look, I get it. You’re a feminist, you want to fight for woman’s rights, you want to take down us men because we rule the world or whatever, but your post reeks of “Women are weak, I just stood up for a woman! I’m a woman! I fight! Men shouldn’t hit women! I sacrificed my body to prove a point!”<br/><br/>Here’s a much better message you could send to the world:<br/><br/>“How about no one hits anyone?”<br/><br/>It’s all well and good saying women shouldn’t hit men, but if Tumblr has taught me anything it’s that gender is entirely fluid and therefore the bodies we find ourselves in may not be the ones that we wanted, and as a consequence, a woman hitting a man may actually be a woman identifying as a man hitting a man and now we’re onto a huge debate onto who is what in what body doing what with who, but let me focus: <br/><br/>This story is false. The injury isn’t real. I’m highly doubtful of the events in question, and even if they did occur, screwing up your court letter and lying about what the police can do is not the way to make a name for yourself. <br/><br/>Surely preaching equality through, “Can we all just not hit each other?” Rather than, “Men are pigs and they hit women!” would be a better way to go, but then again, you did put make up on your face and fabricate a whole story…</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>Fuck around and get smoked</p> </blockquote> <p>oh man am I disappointed</p> </blockquote> <p>this is hilarious</p> </blockquote>

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God, Oh My God, and Period: Buy Your Yearbook jostensyeahook <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://convertedinvader.tumblr.com/post/31519973453/nereidum-viarga-this-kid-literally-wore-a">convertedinvader</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nereidum.tumblr.com/post/31285846331">nereidum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://viarga.tumblr.com/post/31283611549/this-kid-literally-wore-a-tiara-seriously-for-an">viarga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This kid literally wore a tiara seriously for an entire period and I couldn’t stop laughing oh my god</p> </blockquote> <p>Consider the fact that maybe it’s not supposed to be a joke… Maybe he likes his tiara and hates being discriminated against because it’s a ‘girl-toy’. He should be able to wear whatever he wants without being laughed at.</p> </blockquote> <p>That’s only half true. Yes, he has the right to wear a tiara if he wants to. But everyone else has the right to find it ridiculous as fuck and laugh at it all they want.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh good lord here comes the &ldquo;social justice league! Killing posts with misguided rage since 2012!&rdquo; Get serious. I&rsquo;d laugh if a girl wore a tiara to school, you know why? Because it looks ridiculous and silly. It has nothing to to with transphobia or cissexism or whatever the heck the trendy term is now. Geez.</p>

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