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![Amazon, Complex, and Jeff Bezos: Dazed Jeff Bezos Realizes
He Spent Entire Conversation
Thinking About How To Automate
Person Talking To Him
theonion:
SEATTLE—Suddenly snapping back to attention, a dazed Jeff Bezos reportedly realized Thursday that he had spent an entire conversation thinking about how to automate the person talking to him. “Sorry, could you repeat that? I just lost focus for a second [as I indifferently watched you open and close your mouth, becoming increasingly aware of the fact that a simple machine could do the exact same things as you],” Bezos said to the Amazon vice president in front of him, even as he resumed brainstorming a complex algorithm that would streamline the executive’s duties, perform them with greater speed and efficiency, and possibly even capture some of his unique human qualities to make it user-friendly. “Whoops, there I go again. I must’ve spaced out [after realizing I could probably render you completely irrelevant within just a few years]. I guess I’m really distracted today [by the tantalizing thought of an automaton executing every one of your relevant functions for no salary with never a single complaint].” Bezos, who suddenly recalled a series of vivid dreams from the previous night in which he automated the entire American workforce, went on to apologize for not getting much sleep.](https://pics.me.me/thumb_dazed-jeff-bezos-realizes-he-spent-entire-conversation-thinking-about-38251709.png)
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if you had asked me if there was an Olympics this i would say no (@premeesaurus on Twitter)
![Ass, Fucking, and Google: unpicasso
probably my favorite thing abt being a millennial is that i can lie on my resume
abt shit like being proficient in excel bc i have the common sense to just google
anything i dont know how to do which gives me a giant fucking edge over gen x
in the job market bc somehow that strategy never occurs to employers and my
underqualified ass looks like steve jobs every time i use a youtube tutorial to
make a spreadsheet
jadelyn
Everyone in my office sings my praises for what I can do with excel for this
exact reason, even though I joke with them that "I have no idea how to do that
but give me half an hour and an internet connection and I'lI figure something
out for you." I even once specifically said in response to my grandboss
commenting on my excel skills, "You do realize that I just like.. .google stuff
when you ask me to do something with excel that I don't know how to do,
right?"
But his praise didn't change at all. There was no "Wait, that's all it is?
Instead, he said "Yes, but the fact that you think to do that and that you know
exactly how to phrase your searches and how to sift through the results to get
the right answer, and you then integrate what you've learned and use it going
forward is still so much more than any of the rest of us [the other 5 ppl on my
team are all mid-40s and up] can do. To you, it's "just googling stuff, but it's
still a unique and valuable skill you bring, so don't shrug off the compliments so
cavalierly, okay?
And this was coming from an executive with an MBA. Don't undervalue your
googling skills, kids. It's not lying if you know you can figure it out
a millennial’s advantage](https://pics.me.me/thumb_unpicasso-probably-my-favorite-thing-abt-being-a-millennial-is-38190524.png)
When a stranger hands you a business card
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Idk I just turned 30 and honestly the senior discount has really been my favourite thing about this! The second fav part is being called a m...
I had green tea this morning and I just wanted to let you know I’m better than all of you now. Namaste.
