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Dumb, Food, and Fucking: Follow IHoe IHOP @IHOP flat but has a GREAT personality RETWEETS F AVORITES 385 381S 6:00 PM-18 Oct 2015 feels-by-the-foot: edgelowl102: This advertisement from IHOP’s certified Twitter account was taken down within hours of posting, and the company released an apology within two hours that read: “Earlier today we tweeted something dumb and immature that does not reflect what IHOP stands for. We’re sorry.” Referring to pancakes as flat is a perfectly normal claim. Applying personification to food is also commonplace in the social media marketing industry, as it lends a humorous personality to an otherwise boring corporate marketing campaign. The copywriter behind the post likely had innocent intentions and came up with this post using the same process he or she used for hundreds of other posts before it. However, this is a perfect example of a tasteless social media faux pas that created a severe backlash that did more harm than good to the brand’s public image.   The post itself personifies tastelessness more than anything else. By pairing a highly suggestive image with incredibly offensive copy, IHOP effectively told the world that they find misogyny humourous. The brand received the negative backlash of the highly sensitive collective voice of the Internet within minutes and business likely suffered accordingly. As far as I’m concerned, they deserved every inch of animosity they had thrown at them because of this blatant display of idiocy. And as a social media marketer myself, I’m offended that someone allowed this to be posted on an account as large as IHOP’s.   Why are feminists so weak? If you don’t like the joke, great, but some of us got a smile out of it. I’m eating at IHOP later because of this, for sure. They shouldn’t have to apologize.  “The brand received the negative backlash of the highly sensitive collective voice of the Internet within minutes”Boy howdy have you got that right. Get a fucking grip you offense-addicted diaper babies.
Beautiful, Children, and Lawyer: shitroughdrafts: April 8, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was brought to my attention by your neighbor, John Flink, that you have two garden gnomes on your front lawn that that were not approved by the HOA before installation. Please adhere to the guidelines (see Appropriate Lawn Decor on page 3) and remove them within five business days, or you will be fined. Ellis Hills is a beautiful neighborhood, and we keep it that way by sticking to these rules! Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President    April 9, 2015  Dear Mr. Kerin, Mr. Flink emailed me this afternoon and informed me that there are now five gnomes on your front lawn. He also said that they are all facing his house.  I don’t know three extra gnomes showed up (unless they’re breeding LOL), or why they are now facing his house. But please be advised that you are now in violation of our Allowed Quantities of Lawn Decor rule (see page 7). You have four days until you are fined. Please address this issue ASAP. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 10, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I drove by your house this morning on the way to drop my children off at school and saw your lawn. There are now over a dozen garden gnomes in your yard, all facing Mr. Flink’s house. A few of these have been placed in sexually suggestive positions. I do not think garden gnomes come in these positions, which means that someone (I’m not saying you) placed them as such. Regardless, they violate the board’s rule on Appropriate Lawn Décor Positions on page 9. Mr. Kerin, you have three days left to comply with the board’s rules, or you will be fined. Are you getting these emails? Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 11, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was emailed a picture of your lawn this morning by your neighbor John Flink, and was surprised to find that there are now close to thirty gnomes in your lawn. Not only are they all staring directly at his house, they are now also sexually explicit. After a quick Yahoo search, I could not find any store that sold such “X rated” gnomes. This gives me the impression that you made them yourself. Mr. Kerin, I don’t know where you’re getting the time or the money to create these monstrosities, but they will not be tolerated. We have children in this neighborhood. Please be advised that you have two days left before incurring fines. FYI you are now also in violation of our Sexually Explicit Lawn Décor rule on page 17. Until today, I was not aware this rule even existed. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 12, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I was woken up by a phone call from John Flink at 6AM this morning. He was threatening to call the police. We have never had the police called in this neighborhood. Not even once. I calmed him down and went over to see what the problem was. Mr. Kerin, the only time I’ve ever seen an orgy was in the movie Caligula but the scene your gnomes depict on your front lawn makes Caligula look PG. The gnomes are in positions I haven’t ever even imagined, and even if I could have imagined them, I wouldn’t have done so with gnomes!  There are over one hundred of them. I could barely see any grass through the limbs and appendages of the disgusting little men. One gnome in particular is wearing a shirt that says “John Flink” on it and it is wearing a horse mask. Two other gnomes are treating him like a horse. This is in direct violation of an HOA rule that the HOA just decided to make. Please see Sexually Explicit Depictions of Neighbors as Lawn Decor in the new edition of the HOA guidelines attached as a PDF. You have until tomorrow, Mr. Kerin. Also, John Flink has called a lawyer. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President April 13, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, I don’t know how you did it, but thank you for removing all of the gnomes. I’m glad we could avoid getting the authorities involved! Since you managed to do it before five business days, there will be no fine, just a warning. As a reminder, please do not place any decorations in your yard without direct approval from the board. Thanks! Linda Hoyt, HOA President   April 14, 2015 Dear Mr. Kerin, It was just brought to my attention that there is a bright pink decorative flamingo in the middle of your front lawn. I have also been informed that this lawn flamingo is wearing a thong. If you do not remove this flamingo within five business days, expect a follow up from Kelly Lawson, as she is taking over as HOA President. As of today I have resigned. Thanks! Linda Hoyt
Cheating, Fbi, and Kevin Hart: Kevin Hart Victim in Multi-Million Dollair Extortion Scheme, FBl Investigating @balleralert Kevin Hart Victim in Multi-Million Dollar Extortion Scheme, FBI Investigating - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As KevinHart's cheating scandal unfolds, TMZ reports that the comedian has brought in the FBI to investigate. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sources tell the publication that an anonymous person sent the "sexually suggestive" video to Hart's camp, where Hart is seen cozying up with a woman. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TMZ reports, that the woman has asked for several million dollars to keep the video under wraps. However, the video, which has been obtained and viewed by BallerAlert, appears to have been recorded without Hart's knowledge or consent which is illegal. At the end of the video, the woman describes Hart as a womanizer, as she explains the reasoning behind the leak. She says the video is a lesson to all celebrities to stay "honest, faithful and real." ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In turn, the FBI has stepped in. According to TMZ, officials say they know who contacted Hart. But, it remains unclear if she was the one who demanded the money or if another party who got ahold of the woman's phone made the demand. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ However, it appears the latter may be the case. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As the investigations continues, Hart has the opportunity to sue for the criminal offense.

Kevin Hart Victim in Multi-Million Dollar Extortion Scheme, FBI Investigating - blogged by @MsJennyb ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ As KevinHart's cheating...

Booty, Sex, and Target: SHOULD YOU CATCALL HER IS THAT BOOTY BANGIN'? DOES SHE HAVE THOSE LEGS THAT GO ON FOR DAYS? HELLSYA! It's more a light knock on a door that isn't mine to open AND THE THIGHS TO MATCH Mm, I didn't notice? IS SHE DRESSED UP REAL NICE? Yeah, she might be on her way to somewhere important. DOES SHE LOOK SAD? BRINGIN HER A-GAME. Seems perfectl content. Probably shouldn't bother her YEAH, SHE SHOULD GIMME A SMILE. IS SHE LITERALLY A CAT? YEP HERE, KITTY KITTY NO, A FIGURATIVE FINE FELINE. ARE YOU SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED? No, gonna go have sex with my partner. BRB YEAH, I WANNA YELL SEX STUFF AT PEOPLE. YOU WANNA GET WITH THAT? DO YOU KNOW HER, AND HAVE YOU BOTH CONSENSUALLY AGREED TO SHOUT SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE COMMENTS TO EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC? Nah, I don't even know her. ABSOLUTELY GOTTA LET HER KNOVW NO. YES IN EXPLICIT TERMS NOPE DON'T DOIT YEAH GO FOR IT. silverblueroses: thebicker: fenchurchdent: chicklikemeblog: Playboy’s catcall flowchart.   I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.  Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.) Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

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Booty, Sex, and Tumblr: SHOULD YOU CATCALL HER IS THAT BOOTY BANGIN'? DOES SHE HAVE THOSE LEGS THAT GO ON FOR DAYS? HELLSYA! It's more a light knock on a door that isn't mine to open AND THE THIGHS TO MATCH Mm, I didn't notice? IS SHE DRESSED UP REAL NICE? Yeah, she might be on her way to somewhere important. DOES SHE LOOK SAD? BRINGIN HER A-GAME. Seems perfectl content. Probably shouldn't bother her YEAH, SHE SHOULD GIMME A SMILE. IS SHE LITERALLY A CAT? YEP HERE, KITTY KITTY NO, A FIGURATIVE FINE FELINE. ARE YOU SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED? No, gonna go have sex with my partner. BRB YEAH, I WANNA YELL SEX STUFF AT PEOPLE. YOU WANNA GET WITH THAT? DO YOU KNOW HER, AND HAVE YOU BOTH CONSENSUALLY AGREED TO SHOUT SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE COMMENTS TO EACH OTHER IN PUBLIC? Nah, I don't even know her. ABSOLUTELY GOTTA LET HER KNOVW NO. YES IN EXPLICIT TERMS NOPE DON'T DOIT YEAH GO FOR IT. silverblueroses: thebicker: fenchurchdent: chicklikemeblog: Playboy’s catcall flowchart.   I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me.  Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street. When the pinnacle of female objectification is telling you you’re being a sexist pig, maybe for real you’re being a sexist pig. (I mean, women have been telling you you’re a sexist pig for catcalling for a long time, but then again, they’re *women* so their opinions don’t count. Now a magazine for men has acknowledged it so LISTEN UP.) Even Playboy wants men to stop screaming at women on the street.  That needed to be repeated.  Even Playboy.

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America, Memes, and Nasa: The Mississippi River Delta has been an area of intense study for, among other things, the dynamic growth and loss of land experienced in the region due to natural and man-made causes. Although coastal wetlands are typically the topic of conversation, a recent paper published in the journal Geophysical Research Letters (Ortiz, Roy, & Edmonds, 2017) explores how pond expansion due to wind contributes to land loss, an inland erosion process referred to as ‘internal fragmentation.’ The scientists analyzed about 10,000 satellite images taken between 1982 and 2016 by the Landsat 8 satellite (a collaboration between the U.S. Geological Survey and NASA launched in 2013), and found that ponds in the area tend to grow in the direction of the prevailing winds. Their research led them to suggest that ponds in the Terrebonne and Barataria basins are unstable, where 80 percent of ponds are expanding. This image shows the area of study along the Atchafalaya Delta of Louisiana, which the authors deemed stable due to the fact that there are nearly as many ponds contracting as expanding. Have you ever visited the Mississippi River Delta region? Tell us your story! Photo: NASA, Joshua Stevens, U.S. Geological Survey. guffscience science geology geography river delta nature erosion earth education naturephotography bestoftheday interesting didyouknow nowyouknow america unitedstates nasa usgs mississippi louisiana mississippiriver mississippiriverdelta

The Mississippi River Delta has been an area of intense study for, among other things, the dynamic growth and loss of land experienced in th...

Baseball, Dating, and Future: Dear future wife, it is okay to be strong and independent and be vulnerable at the same time. FB/IG:@Blackcitygirl So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dating yourself and paying your own bills, what men do is none of your business right? Wrong. You see a lot of women have become so independent that when MEN offer to GIVE and DO for them they dismiss their offers, as if all men have an ulterior motive. For instance in the work place, she'll be carrying something heavy and he'll ask "do you need help?" she'll quickly say "no I'm fine" or he'll offer to open the door and she'll say "hey I can open my own doors" what this translates to him is "STAY AWAY FROM ME" whereas in your mind you're just showing how capable you are as a woman. Add to the fact sometimes you're tired and stressed and have on your screw face 😡I'm totally guilty of this btw so a few weeks ago no word of a lie, I decided to do an experiment, every time a guy offered to help I showed him a smile and instead of snapping I said "yeah sure thanks" let me tell you ladies the results have been ASTOUNDING in one month 1. I was carrying like 5 grocery bags on my way home, wearing no make up and a baseball cap and it was raining and a guy asked if I needed help w- my bags, normally I'd roll my eyes and think "he just thirsty" but I accepted and once he'd dropped off my bags he said "I've never done this before" 2. I got into an argument in a cheap hardware store over my headphones and a random guy intervened on my behalf, normally I'd have "given him the side eye" but I smiled and said thank you and he bought me a new pair of headphones 3. After smiling and getting into a convo with an older man one lunchtime, mid way through our convo he asked "what do you wanna eat I'll get you" I was floored!!! None of the guys above asked for my number! Nope there was no cleavage bearing "wink wink" sexually suggestive behavior, this was straight me being a warm and friendly version of myself. As strong and educated as you maybe it pays to be VULNERABLE in the presence of men. You may not need help and that man may not be your future husband but being open to men giving and doing for you starts in your SINGLE SEASON. Blackcitygirl

So what if a man falls in love with what he does and gives to a woman?! How does THAT affect everyday life for you, a single woman busy dati...