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14 Times People On Tumblr Told Really Great Stories: epochayur people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted oonabashed This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in goggles saw me do it He wanted to know how, so l told him I was part mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove t, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten minutes I executed any number of water related feats-I've been swimming since I was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in high school I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. I lifted him over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came back and was like You were right about adults." Yeah kid, I know" "Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I gotta tell someonel" Well. You need to establish some credibility first, I told him. "You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you. He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed them?" and I said it was against half memaid rules to show adults anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously He spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how to do a backstroke I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing o marky-mark-quack-quack-quack 698,054 notes 14 Times People On Tumblr Told Really Great Stories
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"...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush.": 4G 21:39 rueplumet i love prince eric. from the little mermaid. he's hilarious. because he seems like one of the most mild-mannered and unassuming princes in the disney canon, but he is also one of the few to actively kill the bad guy. most disney villains die by consequence of the final battle but are not directly killed by the hero/ heroine. most of them fall to their deaths or cause their own demise, and sometimes the hero is indirectly responsible because they ll launch them into that direction or something, but they still don't bring knife to heart directly but then a couple do. and prince eric is my fave out of those few because up until the final act, he is the most chill motherfucker u ever seen. like he is quick to spring to action during the storm scene n stuff, but otherwise? he's really quiet n sensitive and runs along the beach playing the flute for his big shaggy dog n he smiles like a lil nerd and gets all cute around ariel and he's so sweet n everything AND THEN IN THE FINAL BATTLE THAT MOTHERFUC KER STRAIGHT UP DRIVES A SHIP THROUGH URSULA LIKE WH ONE IS TRYIN TO LAY SIEGE TO HIS KINGDOM!! ALL THE NEIGHBOURS ARE LIKE "HOLY SHIT DON'T GO THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP AT!!!! NO WONDER NO 17 4G 21:39 THERE! PRINCE ERIC IS A BEAST! HE'LL STRAIGHT UP DRIVE A BOAT THROUGH YOUR BITCH!" i love him lainybunbuns At the beginning of the movie Prince Eric, without hesitation, jumps into the ocean, in the middle of a storm, and climbs onto a ship that's on fire, all to rescue his dog Then when he's convinced some mystery woman saved him, he starts looking for her just to thank her. On his way, he meets some mute naked teenage girl who can't even walk or dress herself, confirms that she's not the girl he's looking for, then brings her to stay at his castle anyway, for no particular reason No one questions this, just like they don't question when he shows up three days later with a mysterious woman one morning and says he's getting married that same day. At said wedding, several witnesses see his fiance turn into a sea monster, which he then murders by piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her. A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings Again, no one questions this 17 4G 21:39 piloting a submerged ship pulled up from the bottom of the ocean straight into her. A week later, he marries the mute girl and the god of the sea himself rises from the ocean to give his blessings Again, no one questions this I'm convinced that Eric had to have done some crazy in sane stunts on a regular basis, cause despite him being so chill and relaxed normally, no one bats an eyelash at any of his ridiculous decisions or incredible feats during the course of the film. Clearly they're all used to it, and rumours of him marrying an ocean princess would only dissuade potential enemies of his country even further. a-kent a common conversation around the kingdom "Did you hear what Prince Eric did this morning?" "Oh gods, not again. jumpingjacktrash prince eric is a retired epic level player character Fuente: rrueplumet 115,535 notas 17 "...what the hell are you up to now, Eric?" "Y'know, the ush."
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<p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He鈥檚 right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote> <p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? you鈥檇 watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p> <p>鈥渢his indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least he鈥檚 got his fedora!鈥<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that she鈥檚 a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. That鈥檚 part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>It鈥檚 not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote> <p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>: Amazing Atheist Guy @amazingat... 3d Do I have to be the asshole who says her tits are too small for me to see her as Lara Croft? Do I have to be that guy? Do I have to be the one who fucking says it? I guess I do. Sorry. Pitt Lefto @Jlongb0ne Replying to @amazingatheist why did this talented, oscar nominated actress picked to play a fictional character who started out with cone tiddies, develop normal breasts during puberty?! by my banana, I don't think you know who you're fucking with..." 6.22pm 13 Mar 2018- TweetDeck <p><a href="http://friendly-neighborhood-patriarch.tumblr.com/post/171846815967/jlongbone-spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">friendly-neighborhood-patriarch</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171846707944/spawnfreak73-blog-jlongbone" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://spawnfreak73-blog.tumblr.com/post/171846543950/jlongbone-harbinger-of-reason-hes-right" class="tumblr_blog">spawnfreak73-blog</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://jlongbone.tumblr.com/post/171845744174/harbinger-of-reason-hes-right-though-also" class="tumblr_blog">jlongbone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://harbinger-of-reason.tumblr.com/post/171845554232/hes-right-though-also-oscars-mean-nothing" class="tumblr_blog">harbinger-of-reason</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>He鈥檚 right though, also Oscars mean nothing.</p></blockquote> <p>so the defining trait of Lara Croft is tits and not her idk TOMB RAIDING? you鈥檇 watch the movie if she had huge tits sitting around the house? are fans standards that low? lolol</p> <p>鈥渢his indiana jones movie is fantastic! all he does is watch Diagnosis Murder with the sound all the way down, but at least he鈥檚 got his fedora!鈥<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>You missed the point of his video. The thing about Lara Croft is that she鈥檚 a total badass with huge tits. That she can can do crazy athletic feats while shooting a T-rex with duel Berettas with huge tits. That鈥檚 part of the escapism of the original Tomb Raider games.<br/></p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9ff89a25ead88ab5acd5cf9b7d36e36d/tumblr_inline_p5k0lnP6mD1vxc64r_540.jpg" data-orig-height="1080" data-orig-width="1920"/></figure></blockquote> <p>I never played the games so I only knew her as the video game chick with the tits *shrug*.</p><p>It鈥檚 not a serious thing obvi.</p></blockquote> <p>Somehow I knew Lara Croft titty discourse was gonna happen</p>
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<p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/165528747036/bluefist-trinityice-voidethered" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bluefist.tumblr.com/post/164734665382/trinityice-voidethered-weloveshortvideos" class="tumblr_blog">bluefist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trinityice.tumblr.com/post/118058967319">trinityice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voidethered.tumblr.com/post/115909399164">voidethered</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weloveshortvideos.tumblr.com/post/114732656228">weloveshortvideos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>found the next spiderman </p> </blockquote> <p>i love that the next logical step for this guy goes聽鈥渉mm, can鈥檛 quite reach the next handhold鈥 to聽鈥渇lip upside down鈥</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT</p> </blockquote> <p>that guy ain鈥檛 even wearing climbing shoes what the actual fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>This is an Indian parkour master named Jyoti Raju.</p><p>He goes by the nickname聽鈥淢onkey King鈥, and performs acrobatic feats for any tourists visiting the ruins of the Chitradurga Fortress.聽</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FCm91hh9SqXs"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cm91hh9SqXs?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>: <p><a href="http://bigwordsandsharpedges.tumblr.com/post/165528747036/bluefist-trinityice-voidethered" class="tumblr_blog">bigwordsandsharpedges</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://bluefist.tumblr.com/post/164734665382/trinityice-voidethered-weloveshortvideos" class="tumblr_blog">bluefist</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trinityice.tumblr.com/post/118058967319">trinityice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://voidethered.tumblr.com/post/115909399164">voidethered</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weloveshortvideos.tumblr.com/post/114732656228">weloveshortvideos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>found the next spiderman </p> </blockquote> <p>i love that the next logical step for this guy goes聽鈥渉mm, can鈥檛 quite reach the next handhold鈥 to聽鈥渇lip upside down鈥</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT</p> </blockquote> <p>that guy ain鈥檛 even wearing climbing shoes what the actual fuck</p> </blockquote> <p>This is an Indian parkour master named Jyoti Raju.</p><p>He goes by the nickname聽鈥淢onkey King鈥, and performs acrobatic feats for any tourists visiting the ruins of the Chitradurga Fortress.聽</p><figure class="tmblr-embed tmblr-full" data-provider="youtube" data-orig-width="459" data-orig-height="344" data-url="https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FCm91hh9SqXs"><iframe width="540" height="405" id="youtube_iframe" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Cm91hh9SqXs?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></figure></blockquote>
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Cardi B Makes History With First Three Top 10s on Billboard's Hot R&B-Hip-Hop Songs Chart Simultaneously - blogged by @MsJennyb 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 2017 is CardiB鈥檚 year, from a number one record, to a surprise engagement to several historical feats. Just months after the Bronx rapper made hip-hop history with her smash hit, 鈥淏odak Yellow,鈥 Billboard reports that she has done it again with two more hits. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Cardi B has become the first woman to chart her first three entries on Billboard鈥檚 Hot R&B-Hip-Hop Songs chart in the top 10 simultaneously. With 鈥楤odak Yellow鈥 still doing numbers, coasting at No. 2, Migos鈥 鈥楳otorsport鈥 featuring Cardi B and NickiMinaj debuted at No. 5. Finally, G-Eazy鈥檚 鈥楴o Limit鈥 featuring Cardi B and A$AP Rocky moved from 12 to 9 on the chart, completing the rapper鈥檚 hip-hop history trifecta. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 The feat also makes Cardi the first artist to do so since Fetty Wap in 2015. According to Billboard, the accomplishment lands Cardi among only five other female artists, who were able to post three simultaneous top 10s at any point in her career, which includes, Ashanti, Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, Beyonc茅 and Rihanna.: Cardi B Makes History With First Three Top 10s on Billboard's Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs Chart Simultaneously @balleralert Cardi B Makes History With First Three Top 10s on Billboard's Hot R&B-Hip-Hop Songs Chart Simultaneously - blogged by @MsJennyb 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 2017 is CardiB鈥檚 year, from a number one record, to a surprise engagement to several historical feats. Just months after the Bronx rapper made hip-hop history with her smash hit, 鈥淏odak Yellow,鈥 Billboard reports that she has done it again with two more hits. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 Cardi B has become the first woman to chart her first three entries on Billboard鈥檚 Hot R&B-Hip-Hop Songs chart in the top 10 simultaneously. With 鈥楤odak Yellow鈥 still doing numbers, coasting at No. 2, Migos鈥 鈥楳otorsport鈥 featuring Cardi B and NickiMinaj debuted at No. 5. Finally, G-Eazy鈥檚 鈥楴o Limit鈥 featuring Cardi B and A$AP Rocky moved from 12 to 9 on the chart, completing the rapper鈥檚 hip-hop history trifecta. 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅鉅 The feat also makes Cardi the first artist to do so since Fetty Wap in 2015. According to Billboard, the accomplishment lands Cardi among only five other female artists, who were able to post three simultaneous top 10s at any point in her career, which includes, Ashanti, Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, Beyonc茅 and Rihanna.

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THE FELINE FEMME FATALE! With @atomicblondemovie out in theaters and a long standing working relationship with director Patty Jenkins (an Oscar win for the actress), my FAN VOTE for CHEETAH is @charlizeafrica. She would be the perfect friend turned foe to face off against @gal_gadot in WONDER WOMAN 2. * The Barbara Minerva version of the character possesses great flexibility, superior speed, dexterity, balance control (capable of clinging to walls for brief periods) and enhanced tracking skills which includes night vision. She is a ruthless fighter, performing contortionist-type feats with cunning precision. She can use her tail as a deadly whip. Her claws are retractable and razor sharp. Her fangs can break bone and her bite releases an infectious strain of the cheetah virus! *** mywonderwoman girlpower women femaleempowerment MulherMaravilha MujerMaravilla galgadot unitetheleague princessdiana dianaprince amazons amazonwarrior manofsteel thedarkknight charlizetheron cheetah wonderwoman2 atomicbomb: WOND AN vs CHEETA ONDERVAUGHN @WONDERVAUGHN N CASTING CHARLIZE THERO GAL GAD THE FELINE FEMME FATALE! With @atomicblondemovie out in theaters and a long standing working relationship with director Patty Jenkins (an Oscar win for the actress), my FAN VOTE for CHEETAH is @charlizeafrica. She would be the perfect friend turned foe to face off against @gal_gadot in WONDER WOMAN 2. * The Barbara Minerva version of the character possesses great flexibility, superior speed, dexterity, balance control (capable of clinging to walls for brief periods) and enhanced tracking skills which includes night vision. She is a ruthless fighter, performing contortionist-type feats with cunning precision. She can use her tail as a deadly whip. Her claws are retractable and razor sharp. Her fangs can break bone and her bite releases an infectious strain of the cheetah virus! *** mywonderwoman girlpower women femaleempowerment MulherMaravilha MujerMaravilla galgadot unitetheleague princessdiana dianaprince amazons amazonwarrior manofsteel thedarkknight charlizetheron cheetah wonderwoman2 atomicbomb

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The Science of Perseverance 鈥 How Your Beliefs Can Strengthen (or Weaken) Your Motivation. According to decades of research, there are two fundamental belief systems, also know as 鈥渕indsets,鈥 that determine how people respond to struggle, setbacks and failure when pursuing their goals. In one mindset, you鈥檙e likely to get discouraged and give up on your goal. In the other, you tend to embrace the struggle, learn from the setbacks and keep moving forward 鈥 you persevere. When we hear about extremely successful people, we mostly hear about their great accomplishments 鈥 not about the many mistakes they made and the failures they experienced along the way. In fact, most successful people throughout history are also those who have had the most failures. That is no coincidence. People who achieve great feats, no matter what field, understand that failure is not a stumbling block but a stepping-stone on the road to success. There is no success without risk and failure. We often fail to see this truth because the outcome is more visible than the process鈥攚e see the final success and not the many failures that led to it. Listen NeverGiveUp EYELoveYou 4biddenknowledge: Goalcast that it's not that difficult?" 35 The Science of Perseverance 鈥 How Your Beliefs Can Strengthen (or Weaken) Your Motivation. According to decades of research, there are two fundamental belief systems, also know as 鈥渕indsets,鈥 that determine how people respond to struggle, setbacks and failure when pursuing their goals. In one mindset, you鈥檙e likely to get discouraged and give up on your goal. In the other, you tend to embrace the struggle, learn from the setbacks and keep moving forward 鈥 you persevere. When we hear about extremely successful people, we mostly hear about their great accomplishments 鈥 not about the many mistakes they made and the failures they experienced along the way. In fact, most successful people throughout history are also those who have had the most failures. That is no coincidence. People who achieve great feats, no matter what field, understand that failure is not a stumbling block but a stepping-stone on the road to success. There is no success without risk and failure. We often fail to see this truth because the outcome is more visible than the process鈥攚e see the final success and not the many failures that led to it. Listen NeverGiveUp EYELoveYou 4biddenknowledge
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While Spider-Man is overrated most of the time, he can also be underrated. So I figured I would make a fact on Peter's feats just to show how awesome the best Marvel hero is.馃檶馃徏 - Check out my last post if you haven't already.馃憤馃徏 - QOTD: Who is your Top 5 favorite superheroes in all of comics? Comment below!馃挜猬囷笍 - AOTD: These are in order: The Flash, Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, and Captain America.馃馃徏 - spiderman spidey webslinger friendlyneighborhood spidermanhomecoming spidermanmovie peterparker marvel marvelcomics marveluniverse marvelcinematicuniverse marvelentertainment marvelstudios mcu marveldcfacts_: PETER PARKER 6CMARVELDCFACTS OGCMARVELDCFACTS IG GMARVELDCFACT SPIDER MAN HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS THE MOST AGILE CHARACTER IN ALL OF COMICS. HE IS ALSO EXTREMELY STRONG AND HAS BEEN SEEN LANDING A PLANE ESTIMATED TO WEIGH 175.000-215.000 POUNOS. HE HAS AL50 LIFTED THE ENTIRE DAILY BUGLE ON HISOWN AND KNOCKED OUT A DINOSAUR WITH ASINGLE PUNCH. HE ALWAYS HAS TO PULL HIS PUNCHES EVERYDAY OTHERWISE HE WOULD KILL COMMON THUGS WITH A SINGLE PUNCH While Spider-Man is overrated most of the time, he can also be underrated. So I figured I would make a fact on Peter's feats just to show how awesome the best Marvel hero is.馃檶馃徏 - Check out my last post if you haven't already.馃憤馃徏 - QOTD: Who is your Top 5 favorite superheroes in all of comics? Comment below!馃挜猬囷笍 - AOTD: These are in order: The Flash, Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, and Captain America.馃馃徏 - spiderman spidey webslinger friendlyneighborhood spidermanhomecoming spidermanmovie peterparker marvel marvelcomics marveluniverse marvelcinematicuniverse marvelentertainment marvelstudios mcu marveldcfacts_

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He is like Plastic Man, Green Lantern and the Flash mixed in one!!! (I'll post more about his powers and feats soon) Please Turn On Your Post Notifications For My Account馃槣馃憤! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Batman Superman DCEU DCComics DeadPool DCUniverse Marvel Flash MarvelComics MCU MarvelUniverse Netflix DeathStroke JusticeLeague StarWars Spiderman Ironman Batman Logan TheJoker Like4Like L4L WonderWoman DoctorStrange Flash JusticeLeague WonderWoman Hulk Disney CW DarthVader Tonystark Wolverine: Bur sEL YOU!!!! Warlock the Technarch, is an alien Technarch, which is a race of a sentient form of "techno-organic life" which resembles machinery and circuitry in various ways, and because of that Warlock has no true form and is constantly changing shape. He is able to not just shapeshift into forms, but also into weapons COMICSINCFACTS He is like Plastic Man, Green Lantern and the Flash mixed in one!!! (I'll post more about his powers and feats soon) Please Turn On Your Post Notifications For My Account馃槣馃憤! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Batman Superman DCEU DCComics DeadPool DCUniverse Marvel Flash MarvelComics MCU MarvelUniverse Netflix DeathStroke JusticeLeague StarWars Spiderman Ironman Batman Logan TheJoker Like4Like L4L WonderWoman DoctorStrange Flash JusticeLeague WonderWoman Hulk Disney CW DarthVader Tonystark Wolverine

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REVENGE OF THE VILLAINS! With Wonder Woman 2 confirmed and @gal_gadot set to star, I decided to FAN CAST my two favorite villains from Diana's rogue's gallery! * EVA GREEN as CIRCE Circe is an ancient, goddess-level immortal sorceress with virtually limitless incredible magical power. Her most popular ability is her power to alter the forms of mortal men, turning them into various sorts of animals called Beastiamorphs. In this state, they obey her every command. Her other powers include matter transmogrification, reality alteration, illusion casting, teleportation, mind control, magical blasts, magical shields as well as limited clairvoyance. * CHARLIZE THERON as CHEETAH Barbara Minerva possesses great flexibility, superior speed, dexterity, balance control (capable of clinging to walls for brief periods) and enhanced tracking skills which includes night vision. She is a ruthless fighter, performing contortionist-type feats with cunning precision. She can use her tail as a deadly whip. Her claws are retractable and razor sharp. Her fangs can break bone and her bite releases an infectious strain of the cheetah virus! *** mywonderwoman girlpower women femaleempowerment MulherMaravilha MujerMaravilla galgadot unitetheleague princessdiana dianaprince amazons amazonwarrior manofsteel thedarkknight @charlizeafrica charlizetheron evagreen cheetah circe wonderwoman2 sincity fastandfurious: EVA GREEN aS CIRCE CHARLIZE THERON aS N DERMA UGHN CHEETAH CASTING REVENGE OF THE VILLAINS! With Wonder Woman 2 confirmed and @gal_gadot set to star, I decided to FAN CAST my two favorite villains from Diana's rogue's gallery! * EVA GREEN as CIRCE Circe is an ancient, goddess-level immortal sorceress with virtually limitless incredible magical power. Her most popular ability is her power to alter the forms of mortal men, turning them into various sorts of animals called Beastiamorphs. In this state, they obey her every command. Her other powers include matter transmogrification, reality alteration, illusion casting, teleportation, mind control, magical blasts, magical shields as well as limited clairvoyance. * CHARLIZE THERON as CHEETAH Barbara Minerva possesses great flexibility, superior speed, dexterity, balance control (capable of clinging to walls for brief periods) and enhanced tracking skills which includes night vision. She is a ruthless fighter, performing contortionist-type feats with cunning precision. She can use her tail as a deadly whip. Her claws are retractable and razor sharp. Her fangs can break bone and her bite releases an infectious strain of the cheetah virus! *** mywonderwoman girlpower women femaleempowerment MulherMaravilha MujerMaravilla galgadot unitetheleague princessdiana dianaprince amazons amazonwarrior manofsteel thedarkknight @charlizeafrica charlizetheron evagreen cheetah circe wonderwoman2 sincity fastandfurious

REVENGE OF THE VILLAINS! With Wonder Woman 2 confirmed and @gal_gadot set to star, I decided to FAN CAST my two favorite villains from Di...

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People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted: epochayur people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted oonabashed This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was part mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove it, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten minutes I executed any number of water related feats- I've been swimming since I was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in high school. I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. ifted him over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable. So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise. He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came back and was like.... "You were right about adults. "Yeah kid, I know." "Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I gotta tell someone!" "Well. You need to establish some credibility first," I told him. "You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific 11 thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you." He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed them?" and I said it was against half mermaid rules to show adults anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously. He spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how to do a backstroke I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing marky-mark-quack-quack-quack 698,054 notes People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
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People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted: epochayur people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted oonabashed This is true. I once did this to cheat at a pool game, and a kid in goggles saw me do it. He wanted to know how, so I told him I was part mermaid. He wanted to call bullshit, but I was like, look kid, I can prove t, but you're not allowed to tell anyone under 18. He said what about his mom, I said, sure, but she won't believe you, so it didn't matter if he ratted on me to an adult. He was skeptical but agreed. For the next ten minutes l executed any number of water related feats- I've been swimming since l was 3 and was on the swimming and diving team in high school. I crossed the entire span of the pool underwater without taking a breath. I sat on the bottom of the pool for a minute. I lifted him over my head while only treading water. I floated face down without moving for a convincing stretch of time. I did a pretty choice inward pike off the diving board. This was what really convinced him. He'd seen a dolphin show once, apparently, and thought it was pretty comparable So yeah. This kid was straight up convinced I was a mermaid and was losing his shit and trying to figure out how to get around his promise He went over to the hottub to tell all the parents and they all like, smiled and laughed and nodded. He could tell they didn't believe him. He came back and was like... You were right about adults." "Yeah kid,I know." Well but, you're the most important discovery I've ever made! I gotta tell someone!" "Well. You need to establish some credibility first," Itold him. You have to prove to people that you're a serious scientific thinker, and then when you say stuff like this, they might believe you." He thought about this for a second. "But what if you just showed them?" and I said it was against half mermaid rules to show adults anything that could make them suspicious. He took this seriously. He spent the rest of his time in the pool following me around. I taught him how to hold his breath underwater without plugging his nose and how to do a backstroke I'm still proud of this, and regret nothing marky-mark-quack-quack-quack 698,054 notes People that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted
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