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Africa, Bitch, and Cats: Nassim B. 4 months ago I had a cat that used to sleep with me, and once she had given birth to 4 kittens, she brought them to me at night to bed, so I got scared to smash them by accident and went to sleep downstairs in the living room, after 10 mins she comes to sleep with me, then goes upstairs and bring her kittens one by one. can we call that trust? Reply 5201 nitethekitten: flowercrownsnstuff: awanderingpig: claricechiarasorcha: meggannn: how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself. Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF Half of the comments are about cats giving birth on top of or next to their owners and I’m not crying at all it’s so funny though because domesticated cats are aggressively social in raising their young so basically op’s cat was like bitch these are your kids too, where tf you think you’re going??? A long time ago there was a stray cat that visited us pretty often. She kinda became our cat. She got pregnant, and gave birth in a little hole under our AC unit outside. One night it started pouring down rain. Me and my parents were kinda worried because we were sure that their little den would flood. So we pulled back the blinds to our sliding glass door. Low and behold there’s mama cat, sitting on our patio and staring up at us, desperation in her eyes. She meowed at us and when we went out she led us to her babies. We were right- their nest had started flooding. We pulled them out and brought them inside, and mama seemed so relieved and happy. I think about this a lot when people say cats are stupid, or heartless. She knew to come to us for help. She knew we would help her. Even if we hadn’t went to look I’m sure she would have screamed at the door loud enough for us to know something was wrong. Cats are amazing, wonderful creatures.
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Ass, College, and Confused: let-the-phoenix-fly: malfkoys my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet, but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter, so I called the vet pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like l God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocernt mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax-the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when i get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how, a well educated adult in college. got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing what kind of posts do u want cause my stats been like bye bye
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Ass, College, and Confused: let-the-phoenix-fly malfxoys my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter, so 1 called the vet pissed and I'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax-the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you knov what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when I get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college. got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing. Just read the entire thing.
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80s, Ass, and Best Buy: I've never seen a cat sit like this before... mashlove Hold up Bruh now when I was out last night, I seen a new style that struck me as sexy but slightly out there and then I seen it again and I dare say, could this be a trend for 2017? Here it go: low slung ripped jeans, crop top, and then instead of a lil invisible G string, it's one of them 80s-90s-style G strings where the side strings go alllllllll the way up above the jeans and above the waist and hips so all u see is the black strings poking out high above the waist of the jeans. Now I ain't seen this silhouette of bikini bottom since the days of 2 Live Crew album covers at Best Buy with the sticker on them over the pic of the woman's booty so u gotta pay $15.99 just to see what was under the sticker (all of you 2000s babies don't laugh - those were desperate times - the risks we took to see half a booty cheek or blurred titty Bruh u wouldn't imagine 😕😂). In any event, is this the new wave? Is this how y'all gonna tantalize us now? Are y'all gonna complete the 90s look with big Yves Saint Laurent sunglasses, teased-tousled big ass gelled hairdos, a machine gun, and six inch heels? And Ice T in the background looking like your drunk, crazy uncle who came back from jail after a 20 year bid with a perm and creased jeans? Are y'all just tryina telegraph that u at a Bulls game but just in case Drake likes your pic during the game and invites u to a pool party saying his jet is waiting for u, u gon be ready for whatever in your 90s-style black high-stringed bikini bottom? Shout to u ladies Bruh. Always finding new ways to tantalize. I'M BY NO MEANS SAYING WOMEN WERE PLACED ON THIS EARTH SOLELY TO TANTALIZE MEN - WOMEN ARE BRILLIANT (smarter than men) CREATURES. YALL JUST HAPPEN TO KEEP FINDING NEW WAYS TO TANTALIZE TF OUT OF US. STOP PRETENDING OTHERWISE. BLESS UP 😍😂😂😂
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Tumblr, Naive, and Babylon: malfxoys my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. l feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so l called the vet pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and l start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well yall ready here's the fucking climax the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin with my own two eyes l see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when I get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing I'M GOING ON A LIL ROADTRIP TODAY AND I JUST BOUGHT A NEW CD YESTERDAY AND IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT I'M SO EXCITED ~ KAY
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Confused, Dieting, and Hungry: let-the-phoenix-fy: malfxoys my at has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she's really fat and doesn't know when she's full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn't loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so Icalled the vet pissed and i'm just like the fuck she's still getting fat. so l switched her to another diet food and that still didn't work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and l start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how l thought that was so weird like l God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here's the fucking climax the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when get down? l see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I'm in class and then pretends like she's hungry when I get home. and you know what's the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she's fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now Ihave to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how a well educated adult in college. got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat Read the whole thing. seriously, read it. I've been asleep.
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