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Be Like, Beautiful, and Cinderella : jazzy @pettingpuppies Follow I found out my abuela who passed away years ago was a freaking poet and l'm reading her poetry... turn the page... she wrote a poem about me 1:26 AM - 28 Jun 2017 from Los Angeles, CA eeooo Sprint LTE 10:32 PM @ 77%. Notes June 27, 2017 at 10:32 PM She sowed the seed in Spring, turned it into Winter into a beautiful girl. It was the reward of the sweet waiting, for me, it was of God, the most precious work. Tersed vanilla skin, brown eyes and cinnamon, eyelashes so immense that they look up to the sky, sweet and melodious voice, like a siren song and the moonlight cast it into her hair. The sweetest smile on his strawberry lips, is drawn on his face when the day dawns and he has in his hands a dawn prey to light my life with rays of joy. She is the princess of the fairy tales, the ambassador of coquetry. The one that turns the stories into ballads and are to my ears like the Ave Maria. If you understood one day what my verses say, it would be like touching my soul with your fingers, like wearing the necklace you made with kisses and waking God at dawn. You are a girl enchanted by the magic of the grandmother, you will always be to her eooo Sprint LTE 10:32 PM @ 77%. L Notes siren song and the moonlight cast it into her hair. The sweetest smile on his strawberry lips, is drawn on his face when the day dawns and he has in his hands a dawn prey to light my life with rays of joy. She is the princess of the fairy tales, the ambassador of coquetry. The one that turns the stories into ballads and are to my ears like the Ave Maria. If you understood one day what my verses say, it would be like touching my soul with your fingers, like wearing the necklace you made with kisses and waking God at dawn. You are a girl enchanted by the magic of the grandmother, you will always be to her sweet Cinderella, her eternal butterfly that blooms in bloom and you will be the reason for her sad existence. For my granddaughter Jazmine, my beautiful butterfly, my eternal Cinderella ruinedchildhood: 😭

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Bones, Dogs, and Fucking: its tunny how science iction unverses s0 oten treat humans as a boring defaut everyman species or even the weakest and I want to see a scit universe where we're actualy considered one of the mare hideous and territying species How do we know our saiva and skin ois wouidn't be utra-corrosive to most other races? What if we strongest vocal chords and can paralye or ka the screaming at them? what if most sentient lite in the universe turns out to be vegetable-like and ives in fear of us rare animat races who can move so quicly and chew shit up with our Like that old story theyre made of meat onty HOLY SHT THEY EAT CAPSACIN FOR FUN YOU GUYS IHEARD A HUMAN ONCE ATE AN A HUMAN CAN KEEP FIGHTING FOR HOURS EVEN humans are a proud warrior race weh a pantheon of bloody gods Ram-Bo, Schwarzenegger, etc REMOVING A LIMB WLL NOT FATALLY INCAPACITATE HUMANS ALWAYS DESTROY THE HEAD WARNING HUMANS CAN DETECT YOU EVEN AT NIGHT BY TRACKING VIBRATIONS THROUGH THE WARNING HUMANS CAN REPRODUCE AT A RATE OF 1 PER SPACEYEAR DESTROY INFESTATIONS IMMEDIATELY THE HUMAN MOUTH HAS OVER THIRTY OUTCROPS OF BONE AND POWERFUL JAW HUMAN BITES CAN BE FATALLY INFECTIOUS EVEN TO OTHER HUMANS WARNTIG HUMANS CAN AND WILL USE IMPROMSED WEAPONS SEE CLASSIFIED DATA HUMANS CAN PROJECT BIOWEAPONS FROM ALMOST EVERY ORIFICE ON THEIR BOOY 0O OH GOO THE HUMANS FIGURED OUT DOOR HANDLES OH GOD OH GO0 More senously, humans do have a number of advantages even among Terrestrial life Our endurance shock resistance, and abiity to recover trom injury is absurdy high compared to amost any other animal we often use the phrase heathy as a horse to connote heartiness-but compared to a human, a horse is as fragie as spun glass There's mountng evidence that our primitive ancestors would hunt large prey simply by toiong逮at a walking pace. without sleep or rest un t ded of exhaustion, ts called pursuit predation The only other animal that can sort of keep up wth us? Dogs That's why we use them for hunting And even then it's only sort of) Now extrapolate that to a galaxy in which most sapient te did not evolive from hyper-speciaised pursut Our strength and speed is nothing to write home about, but we dont need to overpower or outrun you, we just need to ousast you- and by any other species standards, we just plain don t ge e Where a simple broken leg will cause most species to go into shock and die, we can recover from vitually any injury that's not atal Even traumatik dismemberment isnt necessarily a career-ending injury for a human We heal from injunes with edtreme rapioity recovenng in weeks trom wounds that would take others months or years to heal The resuits aren't pretty humans have hyperactive scar tissue. among our other suvival-onented trats-bu ook at our We developed surgery centuries before developing even the most anesthetics or life support. in extermis, humans have been known to perform surgery on themselves- and survive Thanks to our extreme heartiness we regard as routine medica procedures what most other species would regard as inventive forms of murder We even perform radical surgery on ourselves for purely cosmetic n essence, wed be Space Orcs I do hope you realize Im going to be picking up this stuft and Our jaus have too many TEETH in them, so we developed a way O WELD METAL TO OUR TEETH and FORCE THE BONES IN OUR JAVV to restructure over the course of years to fit them back into shape and then we continue to wear metail in out mouths to keep them in place We formed cohabitative relationships with tny mamma's and insects we keep at bay from botnening us by death, often using ittle analouge traps And by god we will eat anything - We use borderline toxic peppers to season our tood e We expose ourselves to patentaly lethal solar radiation in the our skin e We risk hearing loss for the opportunity to see our favonte + We have a game where two peopie get into an enciosed area and hit each other untl time tuns outione of them pass out We willingly lurip 0ut ot planes with only a firey piece of cloth to prevent us trom splatering against the ground Our response to natural disasters is to just rebuild our buidings in the exact same places We climb mountains and risk treezing to death for bragging rights We invented dogs We took our one time predators and completely domesticated them On a planet ful of lons, tigers and bears, we managed to advance further and faster than any other species on the planet e Kingons and Krogan and Orcs aint got sht on us can we taik about how pursut predation is fucking tenlying it's one thing to face down a cheetah, which wil siam into you at 60 mph and break your neck its another thing to run very quickly to get away from a thing, only to have it just kind of show up to have it be intelligent enough to fgure out where you are by the fur and feather youve left behind, your tootprints and piss and sht, and then you think you've lost .it and you bed down for the night but THERE IT IS WAITING WHEN YOU WAKE UP and you spiti againt but it keeps folowing you always in the comer of your eye until you just de ok cov Sci-Fi, except humans are the scary cool aliens with unimaginable powers.
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Advice, Cats, and Clothes: From This Angle ANOVAN Not Just Kitten By ANNE WELSH After years spent in silence, I gather courage to speak out on one petty, relatively insignifieant aspect of campus fe that really irks me: the existence and attire of the mascot known as the Wild Kitten Women have been at Villanova now for over twenty ears. We have studied, partied, cheated, cheered with the best of Villanova's men. We did not complain about the urinals in Dougherty's ladies room, and the pain and suf fering endured trying to get the one and only facility for men in Tolentine. We put up with our business teacher ying we kept him from telling the many hilarious sexual anecdotes which he probably never had. We have made do with the poor share of athletic. funds and facilities that women's sports receive But asking us to continue to accept the Wild Kitten as the representative of women at Villanova is asking too much First of all, a female wildcat is not a wild kitten. This grammatical distinction has obviously escaped many people; the fact that kittens are much cuter than cats ap parently induces people who think of girls as a cuter (and weaker) version of boys to make this elementary mistake But when all is fed and done, kittens are merely young cats of either sex Second, female wildcats do not wear skirts. (This may surprise some who still separate the human sexes by the design of their clothes) Further, female wildcats do not sport black pantyhos either with or without garters. Neither do they normally stalk their prey decked out in a pair of high black boots Perhaps the slinky seductiveness of this curious Cen taur-in-reverse (head of an animal, legs of a girl) is sup posed to excite and upset the players on the other team. Perhaps the kitten kicking her boots and twirling her tail like a gentle whip is needed to psyche our fans into a ๒ frenzy. Perhaps the girl inside the suit (who actually is very good and very spirited) needs a free ticket to the games None of these reasons is quite up to seratch. Let's face it, the Wild Kitten is not only blatantly sexist, but just plain weird. Until we Wild Kittens?", we should just have one kind of mascot, the Wildcat, to represent all the Villanova fans. And let the fur fly where it will. e ready to start cheering 'Let's advice-animal: My mom wrote a hot take in 1974 about her college’s sexist mascot that’s depressingly still funny today.

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America, Anaconda, and Crazy: Lily Tang Williams @Lily4Liberty A Chinese immigrant who grew up under Mao's regime is running for U.S.Senate in Colorado. I hate to see the countryI love is becoming like the country I left Colorado, USA lily4liberty.com Lily Tang Williams@Lily4Liberty May 11 My first day in America 28 years ago with $100 borrowed, could not speak English. I am running for U.S. Senate today 9.8K 16K bill-11b: frosty-the-snowden: bill-11b: new-age-conservative: proudgayconservative: capricornicis: thenonfeministgirl: mr-cappadocia: southernnationalist: mr-cappadocia: southernnationalist: mr-cappadocia: southernnationalist: libertybill: matt-ruins-feminisms-shit: mr-cappadocia: America… Not all immigrants fall prey to leftist trickery…especially those who have seen where it leads already. If you’re in Colorado, you can vote for Lily Tang Williams for US Senate on November 8th 2016. Born in the wild west of China, Sichuan province before the Cultural Revolution, raised with her two sibling brothers by illiterate working-class parents, Lily grew up facing poor living conditions, food rationing, Communist indoctrination, and political and social chaos under Mao’s regime. In this tumultuous environment, she quickly developed street smarts and compassion as well as the values of perseverance and hard work.Lily received her university law degree at Fudan University in Shanghai and was a faculty member of the law school for three years.  She came over to the U.S.A. in 1988 and earned a Master’s degree at The University of Texas at Austin, School of Social Work.Lily worked for corporations in Hong Kong and the U.S.A. as a corporate executive. Lily became a Colorado small business woman and entrepreneur in 2000.Lily was nominated as a candidate by the Libertarian Party of Colorado in March of 2014 to run for the State of Representatives in House District 44. She is the former state chair of the Libertarian Party of Colorado and currently State Director for Our America Initiative. The Libertarian Party of Colorado unanimously nominated Lily on March 12th as the candidate for U.S. Senate. Her name will be on the ballot this November. voting for someone who isn’t an American to the U.S. Senate She went through the process. She did so legally. She made something of herself. She is officially one of the gang. She is Chinese. I don’t care what check mark is next to her name. Amendment XIV Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. Well, you’re wrong, so there’s always that. American citizen  ≠ American Based on that piece of paper some fucking border-hopper’s kids are suddenly just as American as somebody whose family fought in the revolution. I don’t think so.  I will never be Russian. I have no Russian blood. I can move to Russia, and imitate the Russians, but the reality is that I will never be an actual Russian. Immigration is destroying this country. America should not be the dumping spot for the rest of the world, yet that is what it has become.  Actually that’s exactly how it works and it’s *supposed* to work that way. Your idea of what it means to be an American seems alien to me. Foreign somehow. It doesn’t fit into our culture. This belief that our system is inferior, weak even… so weak that you tell us freedom must be jealously hoarded for the precious few.. For being this so called “True American” the degree of contempt you have for us is staggering. America is historically made up  of legal immigrants. All the way up until the 1900’s people were still migrating here for a better future, especially during  the World Wars. You can’t just say you have to descend from the British colonies to be a “true” American. There are plenty of legal immigrants that love this country more than to 10th gen people who were born here. southernnationalist? Oh wow. I’m shocked to see a racist is against legal immigration.  Is anyone else as depressed as I am that all these years the Democrats have been right about how many racists are left? Don’t like mass immigration from third world shitholes?Must be a fucking nazi! To be fair, though, the lady in the original post seems like she actually came here and fully embraced America rather than trying to make it like China. She’s one of the ones who did it the right way. I don’t disagree. I’m not crazy about the idea of people who weren’t born here holding federal office, but it is what it is. Fact of the matter is, we hear endlessly about how immigrants built America, and that’s true. What people seem to leave out, conveniently enough, is that the vast majority of those immigrants were from western Europe. True enough, hundreds of thousands of Chinese laborers  helped build California and the railroads. But America’s industrial super strength was built on the backs of European immigrants who were treated only marginally better than ethnic immigrants. And this is used to excuse endless immigration from South America, Mexico, the M.E., Asia, etc - all places where immigration to the US should be heavily controlled from so those who come have time to assimilate to OUR culture, language and customs - otherwise we get what we’re seeing now: people protesting an American running for an American office…….. with the fucking flag of Mexico in hand. Because they don’t like America, they don’t want to live in America, they want to live in North Mexico. No different than the muslims who come here en masse and demand to have their own sharia courts, they don’t want to live in America, they want to live in the American Islamic Emirates.  Wow conservative discourse is such garbage
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Animals, Arguing, and Books: biologizeable: ponytailwhippingnacho: supaslim: Guys, let me tell you about orcas. Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds. The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo: THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND. Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif? This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite. Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight. Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE. You don’t fuck with orcas. #BIOLOGIZEABLE  #CONFIRM? YES ABSOLUTELY. Smaller dolphins have also been known to beach themselves like killer whales do for prey. If you want a heck ton of videos on terrifying orca hunting strategies, please refer to this PBS article. And as an addendum, remember that not only do killer whales hunt seals, fish, sharks, and other things smaller than them, they can also take out other whales, like minke, humpback, and even blue whales.
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Bad, Beautiful, and Butt: VICTORIA'S SECRET Love My Body Campaign Dove Real Beauty Campaign <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://burdenedwithgloriousassbutt.tumblr.com/post/99732326769/avidita-itsleightaylor-rozahathawaylove">burdenedwithgloriousassbutt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://avidita.tumblr.com/post/99248561898/itsleightaylor-rozahathawaylove">avidita</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsleightaylor.tumblr.com/post/83627323332/rozahathawaylove-dottingpetals-lie-t0-m3">itsleightaylor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rozahathawaylove.tumblr.com/post/83580259106/dottingpetals-lie-t0-m3-forever-reblog">rozahathawaylove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dottingpetals.tumblr.com/post/83478512437/lie-t0-m3-forever-reblog-the-victoria-secret">dottingpetals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lie-t0-m3.tumblr.com/post/32752725234/forever-reblog">lie-t0-m3</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>forever reblog</p> </blockquote> <p>the victoria secret models don’t even look human??</p> </blockquote> <p>The Victoria’s Secret models worked their butt off to look like that, so don’t degrade people on their hard work. All the women in this post are beautiful.</p> </blockquote> <p>THANK YOU</p> </blockquote> <div>Literally shut up</div> </blockquote> <p>It is literally the Victoria Secret model’s job to look like that and it is a <em>full time job. </em>Every single woman pictured here is absolutely gorgeous. Don’t be an asshole.</p> </blockquote> <p>There is one thing every woman in these pictures has in common: They all look good in their underwear. Sorry but I&rsquo;m just as skeptical of Dove&rsquo;s &ldquo;real beauty&rdquo; campaign. It seems to be mostly based around lying to and deluding women, as well as preying on gullible ladies with bafflingly low self-esteem. Have you ever seen some of their commercials and experiments? The whole thing comes off as &ldquo;don&rsquo;t worry ladies! We know you all think you&rsquo;re hideous hags with zero self-worth, but Dove (the almighty cosmetics company) is here to save the day! Don&rsquo;t let magazines tell you who you are, let US tell you who you are! And please don&rsquo;t get so self-confident that you don&rsquo;t feel like you still need our products to be beautiful! That&rsquo;d be bad&hellip; Also men don&rsquo;t have problems with their self image and they aren&rsquo;t dopes who<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGDMXvdwN5c"> think a sticker makes them confident </a>and then are shocked to find out that it&rsquo;s just a sticker :D&rdquo; The message of all these campaigns is the same: physical beauty is all that matters and you should follow our company&rsquo;s particular definition of it.</p>
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Animals, Beautiful, and Bodies : Tiger Canine Human Canine Herbivore carnivore GET OVER IT High-res Important: Dogs and cats can be vegan, too, because humans prepare their food. We have bred them and are responsible for them. (We should stop breeding and liberate them, but) nutritionally complete and tasty vegan dog and cat food is a real and great option. Tigers and other wild animals have to fend for themselves and they are just as good as any other animals. sj-circlejerk: jonaki: bravelittletoreador: pettyartist: lxndr5: lord-kitschener: The teeth are different because humans ate different forms of prey and caught them differently. A tiger needs its teeth to hold onto struggling prey, while humans have more usable limbs. also CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN THEY ARE OBLIGATE CARNIVORES AND IF YOU MAKE THEM LIVE ON PLANTS YOU WILL FORCE THEM TO GO BLIND AND DIE FOR THE SAKE OF SHOWING HOW MUCH YOU CARE ABOUT ANIMALS CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN CATS CANNOT BE VEGAN  Jesus Christ, yeah no, cats can never be vegetarian or vegan jesus goddamn motherfucker. CATS NEED TAURINE CATS NEED TAURINE FROM MEAT PROTEINS DO NOT MAKE YOUR CAT EAT A VEGETARIAN/VEGAN DIET Cannot reblog this enough. Cats can not produce the amino acid taurine in their bodies. They must get it from their diet, or they will go blind and die, slowly and horribly. You have the ability and the right to choose a vegan or vegetarian life style and people should respect that choice. Your pet does not have that ability, and can not make that choice. Please do not force it on them, any more than you would allow someone to force a diet not of your choosing on you. If you find it morally objectionable to feed your pets food containing animal products, then perhaps you should consider choosing an herbivorous pet such as a rabbit or other small rodent. For the same reason I can’t keep snakes, even though I think they’re beautiful, because I can not handle their diet, if you can not handle feeding your cat animal products, you should find it a home with someone who can. cats and dogs can be vegan too because humans prepare their food how can someone even conceive of something as mind-numbingly stupid as this sentence also, defining a species’ diet based on the shape of their teeth? wow that’s some einstein shit right here Feeding carnivorous pets a vegan diet should constitute as animal cruelty and people who do so should lose the right to own pets.
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