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Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes advice-animal: Kids vs technology restrictions

Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from
the kids at night and keep them in my
oom
Last night those little **holes all set
alarms to go off at various times
throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
team effort
They're all grounded
kx*
silent-calling
You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
room
outofpocket-prince
My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
thegreenpea
Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
when I saw the last paragraph
lyinginbedmon
Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
tomannynotebooks
I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
users.... I stole full con
73,288 notes
advice-animal:

Kids vs technology restrictions

Advice, Children, and Computers: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from
the kids at night and keep them in my
oom
Last night those little **holes all set
alarms to go off at various times
throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
team effort
They're all grounded
kx*
silent-calling
You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
room
outofpocket-prince
My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
thegreenpea
Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
when I saw the last paragraph
lyinginbedmon
Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
tomannynotebooks
I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
users.... I stole full con
73,288 notes
advice-animal:

Kids vs technology restrictions

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Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my oom Last night those little **holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort They're all grounded kx* silent-calling You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room outofpocket-prince My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho thegreenpea Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph lyinginbedmon Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against. tomannynotebooks I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on. Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal users.... I stole full con 73,288 notes Kids vs technology restrictions

Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from
the kids at night and keep them in my
oom
Last night those little **holes all set
alarms to go off at various times
throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
team effort
They're all grounded
kx*
silent-calling
You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
room
outofpocket-prince
My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
thegreenpea
Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
when I saw the last paragraph
lyinginbedmon
Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
tomannynotebooks
I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
users.... I stole full con
73,288 notes
Kids vs technology restrictions

Children, Computers, and Dad: Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle v
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from
the kids at night and keep them in my
oom
Last night those little **holes all set
alarms to go off at various times
throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and
team effort
They're all grounded
kx*
silent-calling
You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your
room
outofpocket-prince
My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under
direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I
reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password
guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and
figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the
hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even
more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We
leaned computer security just because my dad didn't want us to
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to
porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site
so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho
thegreenpea
Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing
when I saw the last paragraph
lyinginbedmon
Literally every single "protect your children" system from the 90s was broken
within weeks by the collective ingenuity of the children they were used against.
tomannynotebooks
I wasnt and never will be good with computers but I would figure out my moms
password and change the parental controlls over how long I could be on.
Eventually I just labeled my own user as admin and made her and dad normal
users.... I stole full con
73,288 notes
Kids vs technology restrictions

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Beard, Children, and Family: The masculine American male is a dying breed. We have been told for far too long that violence is never the answer. We've been told that it's cruel to kill our own food. We've been conditioned to believe that there is no place in modern society for the man who refuses to shave his chest or wear skinny jeans. As a man...you are a protector. As a man...you are a provider. As a man. you are solely responsible for the safety and well being of your family. How can you be a good husband if you can't defend your wife? How can you be a good father if you can't protect your children? Remember...the eyes of the children are fixed upon you. You serve as an example of what young men should grow up to be...and of what young women should seek out in a partner. So.. .grow your beard, wear your boots, eat your steak, carry a knife, own a gun, protect your woman, fight for what is right and just. Be strong. Be of good courage. Long live the masculine American male. CAN I GET AN AMEN!?

Beard, Children, and Family: The masculine American male is a dying breed. We
have been told for far too long that violence is
never the answer. We've been told that it's cruel to
kill our own food. We've been conditioned to
believe that there is no place in modern society for
the man who refuses to shave his chest or wear
skinny jeans. As a man...you are a protector. As a
man...you are a provider. As a man. you are solely
responsible for the safety and well being of your
family. How can you be a good husband if you can't
defend your wife? How can you be a good father if
you can't protect your children? Remember...the
eyes of the children are fixed upon you. You serve
as an example of what young men should grow up
to be...and of what young women should seek out
in a partner. So.. .grow your beard, wear your boots,
eat your steak, carry a knife, own a gun, protect
your woman, fight for what is right and just. Be
strong. Be of good courage. Long live the
masculine American male.
CAN I GET AN AMEN!?

Beard, Children, and Family: The masculine American male is a dying breed. We
have been told for far too long that violence is
never the answer. We've been told that it's cruel to
kill our own food. We've been conditioned to
believe that there is no place in modern society for
the man who refuses to shave his chest or wear
skinny jeans. As a man...you are a protector. As a
man...you are a provider. As a man. you are solely
responsible for the safety and well being of your
family. How can you be a good husband if you can't
defend your wife? How can you be a good father if
you can't protect your children? Remember...the
eyes of the children are fixed upon you. You serve
as an example of what young men should grow up
to be...and of what young women should seek out
in a partner. So.. .grow your beard, wear your boots,
eat your steak, carry a knife, own a gun, protect
your woman, fight for what is right and just. Be
strong. Be of good courage. Long live the
masculine American male.
CAN I GET AN AMEN!?

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Children, Dank, and Memes: This is what happens when Skittles pox is
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Children, Dad, and Family: Our Family To everyone who has left the page in the past few days over my comment of: “This is what happens when you don’t beat your kids” in my last viral video I say this..... How is it that people such as you can say you are leaving due to my in your opinion “child abuse” comments and then turn around and wish assault, rape, and sodomy on my children as you are leaving? It’s funny to me that the people that preach tolerance and friendship with your children instead of being their ACTUAL parent are the first to wish harm on others, and be the most intolerant of any ideas other than their own. You see while the rest of the world is worried about what bathroom their kids are gonna use, teaching that feelings matter more than hard work-discipline, and that if you whine hard-long enough you’ll get your way..... I’m more concerned about teaching my children how to be actual adults and prepare them for this cold, hard, and unforgiving thing called LIFE! One thing I also teach my kids...is that there are lines in which you do not cross. Wishing harm on children is one of those lines...maybe you should try to be an ACTUAL parent and remember what that ACTUALLY means. I’m not perfect, I’m not always right, and I don’t expect you to agree with me always.... But I will be the first one to protect your children and especially mine from harm...... So what do you call people that say they are mad about something, but then wish worse on you? Hypocrisy? Nope....that’s just American Logic in 2018👍🏻 RANT OVER! -Graham🇺🇸 *PS......to All the people that left: Good Riddance, I never wanted people like you here anyway. children dad daughter son real

Children, Dad, and Family: Our Family
To everyone who has left the page in the past few days over my comment of: “This is what happens when you don’t beat your kids” in my last viral video I say this..... How is it that people such as you can say you are leaving due to my in your opinion “child abuse” comments and then turn around and wish assault, rape, and sodomy on my children as you are leaving? It’s funny to me that the people that preach tolerance and friendship with your children instead of being their ACTUAL parent are the first to wish harm on others, and be the most intolerant of any ideas other than their own. You see while the rest of the world is worried about what bathroom their kids are gonna use, teaching that feelings matter more than hard work-discipline, and that if you whine hard-long enough you’ll get your way..... I’m more concerned about teaching my children how to be actual adults and prepare them for this cold, hard, and unforgiving thing called LIFE! One thing I also teach my kids...is that there are lines in which you do not cross. Wishing harm on children is one of those lines...maybe you should try to be an ACTUAL parent and remember what that ACTUALLY means. I’m not perfect, I’m not always right, and I don’t expect you to agree with me always.... But I will be the first one to protect your children and especially mine from harm...... So what do you call people that say they are mad about something, but then wish worse on you? Hypocrisy? Nope....that’s just American Logic in 2018👍🏻 RANT OVER! -Graham🇺🇸 *PS......to All the people that left: Good Riddance, I never wanted people like you here anyway. children dad daughter son real

Children, Dad, and Family: Our Family
To everyone who has left the page in the past few days over my comment of: “This is what happens when you don’t beat your kids” in my last viral video I say this..... How is it that people such as you can say you are leaving due to my in your opinion “child abuse” comments and then turn around and wish assault, rape, and sodomy on my children as you are leaving? It’s funny to me that the people that preach tolerance and friendship with your children instead of being their ACTUAL parent are the first to wish harm on others, and be the most intolerant of any ideas other than their own. You see while the rest of the world is worried about what bathroom their kids are gonna use, teaching that feelings matter more than hard work-discipline, and that if you whine hard-long enough you’ll get your way..... I’m more concerned about teaching my children how to be actual adults and prepare them for this cold, hard, and unforgiving thing called LIFE! One thing I also teach my kids...is that there are lines in which you do not cross. Wishing harm on children is one of those lines...maybe you should try to be an ACTUAL parent and remember what that ACTUALLY means. I’m not perfect, I’m not always right, and I don’t expect you to agree with me always.... But I will be the first one to protect your children and especially mine from harm...... So what do you call people that say they are mad about something, but then wish worse on you? Hypocrisy? Nope....that’s just American Logic in 2018👍🏻 RANT OVER! -Graham🇺🇸 *PS......to All the people that left: Good Riddance, I never wanted people like you here anyway. children dad daughter son real

To everyone who has left the page in the past few days over my comment of: “This is what happens when you don’t beat your kids” in my last v...

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